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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Time to wheel out old faithful.
I feel my chart may be of assistance for you op.
'If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.
I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.
 = what the fuck is that?
 = I can't see it yet
 = yep, it's a dick
 = mmmmmm, that hits the spot
 = now that's how I like my cock
 = don't even think of trying to put that monster in me
 = you liar, you promised it was 10 inches
You're welcome |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Having looked at the OP's profile I now think it does matter, when one describes oneself as having a big cock, but one doesn't "
Lol i dont get many complaints |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes too big and it just won't fit!  whats an acceptable length
One that fits
Is a cock to big or the vag to baggy
Who said anything about a 'baggy vag' that could be seen as offensive  "
So could tellin a bloke hes got a small dick lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cock length size girth blaaahhh usually only matters to other men!
You're all obsessed with cocks - yours and everyone else's...
How can every woman want the same cock?
Every woman is different and will want something different.
But you already knew that didnt you OP lol 
Just concentrate on not being a knob head instead of concentrating on your knob - and you'll get more women wanting to play with it.
Ta x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cock length size girth blaaahhh usually only matters to other men!
You're all obsessed with cocks - yours and everyone else's...
How can every woman want the same cock?
Every woman is different and will want something different.
But you already knew that didnt you OP lol
Just concentrate on not being a knob head instead of concentrating on your knob - and you'll get more women wanting to play with it.
Ta x
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Cheers for the heads up, btw nice nips x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it matter ladies
Won't matter to you if you don't get your butt to the GUM clinic like a big boy coz it'll fall off "
it's gets shorter if you don't test I heard |
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By *easing_twoCouple
over a year ago
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"Yes too big and it just won't fit! whats an acceptable length
One that fits
Is a cock to big or the vag to baggy
Who said anything about a 'baggy vag' that could be seen as offensive
So could tellin a bloke hes got a small dick lol "
Let's be fair it's not the biggest on here lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does it matter ladies
Won't matter to you if you don't get your butt to the GUM clinic like a big boy coz it'll fall off
it's gets shorter if you don't test I heard "
fuck, better go i aint got alot to lose |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes too big and it just won't fit! whats an acceptable length
One that fits
Is a cock to big or the vag to baggy
Who said anything about a 'baggy vag' that could be seen as offensive
So could tellin a bloke hes got a small dick lol
Let's be fair it's not the biggest on here lol"
Im no its not im not claiming it is |
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"Yes too big and it just won't fit! whats an acceptable length
One that fits
Is a cock to big or the vag to baggy
Who said anything about a 'baggy vag' that could be seen as offensive
So could tellin a bloke hes got a small dick lol
Let's be fair it's not the biggest on here lol
Im no its not im not claiming it is"
Your name kinda insinuates otherwise. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes too big and it just won't fit! whats an acceptable length
One that fits
Is a cock to big or the vag to baggy
Who said anything about a 'baggy vag' that could be seen as offensive
So could tellin a bloke hes got a small dick lol
Let's be fair it's not the biggest on here lol
Im no its not im not claiming it is
Your name kinda insinuates otherwise. "
Lol it doesnt say biggest cock on fab it just says big cock lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having looked at the OP's profile I now think it does matter, when one describes oneself as having a big cock, but one doesn't
Lol i dont get many complaints"
Maybe you need to get out more
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes too big and it just won't fit! whats an acceptable length
One that fits
Is a cock to big or the vag to baggy
Who said anything about a 'baggy vag' that could be seen as offensive
So could tellin a bloke hes got a small dick lol
Let's be fair it's not the biggest on here lol
Im no its not im not claiming it is
Your name kinda insinuates otherwise.
Lol it doesnt say biggest cock on fab it just says big cock lol"
Maybe the username "average cock" would have been better? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having looked at the OP's profile I now think it does matter, when one describes oneself as having a big cock, but one doesn't "
Agree minx, what a disappointment x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having looked at the OP's profile I now think it does matter, when one describes oneself as having a big cock, but one doesn't
Agree minx, what a disappointment x "
Had a wee look and have to agree ladies.... another fantasist on fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having looked at the OP's profile I now think it does matter, when one describes oneself as having a big cock, but one doesn't
Agree minx, what a disappointment x
Had a wee look and have to agree ladies.... another fantasist on fab "
to be fair to him, he doesn't specifically claim to have a big cock.....just describes himself as 'bigcock'... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having looked at the OP's profile I now think it does matter, when one describes oneself as having a big cock, but one doesn't
Agree minx, what a disappointment x
Had a wee look and have to agree ladies.... another fantasist on fab
to be fair to him, he doesn't specifically claim to have a big cock.....just describes himself as 'bigcock'..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too much length isn't great. Bashing the cervix is just so damn painful, ouch. Give me girth over length any day.
Angel"
Totally agree: big cocks can’t ‘bash’ me because it hurts and it ain’t the pleasure kind of pain . Anything really big has me running |
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