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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
Bugger.. power cut... sub station has gone poof!
The whole area is in darkness other than the occasional battery powered twinkly light.
No TV, computer, my phones gonna die soon so no fab...
What am I to do to keep myself amused?
Quick, I'm down to 12% battery life... |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
I've lit the fire, that's burning nicely and warmed the room..
Candles lit everywhere, my daughter saw to that, it now smells like... Lush 
Obviously no wanking...
And it's too dark to read by candlelight..
Will just have to sit and post random shite in the forums then..
No change from normal really.. |
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over a year ago
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"I've lit the fire, that's burning nicely and warmed the room..
Candles lit everywhere, my daughter saw to that, it now smells like... Lush
Obviously no wanking...
And it's too dark to read by candlelight..
Will just have to sit and post random shite in the forums then..
No change from normal really.. "
Until the battery goes de...........  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bugger.. power cut... sub station has gone poof!
The whole area is in darkness other than the occasional battery powered twinkly light.
No TV, computer, my phones gonna die soon so no fab...
What am I to do to keep myself amused?
Quick, I'm down to 12% battery life..."
Use your in car charger then  |
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tonight you wank with the curtains open, the light switched on.
The exhilarating thrill of not knowing when the power will come back on and light you up for the whole neighbourhood to see, you better finish quick. |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"You all have to sit round and talk to each other about your day or recite passages from the bible. When your phone dies of course "
Tried the talking, it ended up being an argument..
Bible passages tried too.. Genesis chapter 1, passage 3 "and God said let there be light... and there was light, but this was candle light.. and God saw the candles were burning low and god new that the poor buggers would be plunged back into darkness soon.." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wank
It will keep you warm, too "
Are there any engineers on that know how to harness all that energy?
The lights could soon be burning brighter than ever.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wank
It will keep you warm, too
Are there any engineers on that know how to harness all that energy?
The lights could soon be burning brighter than ever. "
Perhaps you just solved an energy crisis and cured global warming |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You all have to sit round and talk to each other about your day or recite passages from the bible. When your phone dies of course
Tried the talking, it ended up being an argument..
Bible passages tried too.. Genesis chapter 1, passage 3 "and God said let there be light... and there was light, but this was candle light.. and God saw the candles were burning low and god new that the poor buggers would be plunged back into darkness soon..""
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wank
It will keep you warm, too
Are there any engineers on that know how to harness all that energy?
The lights could soon be burning brighter than ever.
Perhaps you just solved an energy crisis and cured global warming "
Britain could lead the world in 'Wank power'. Do you think I should copyright the name? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wank
It will keep you warm, too
Are there any engineers on that know how to harness all that energy?
The lights could soon be burning brighter than ever.
Perhaps you just solved an energy crisis and cured global warming
Britain could lead the world in 'Wank power'. Do you think I should copyright the name?"
When you see your neighbour has no snow on his roof,you can give him a knowing wink.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wank
It will keep you warm, too
Are there any engineers on that know how to harness all that energy?
The lights could soon be burning brighter than ever.
Perhaps you just solved an energy crisis and cured global warming
Britain could lead the world in 'Wank power'. Do you think I should copyright the name?"
You had better add lady wank power to that copyright....
Then I can sue for plagiarism |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a wank
It will keep you warm, too
Are there any engineers on that know how to harness all that energy?
The lights could soon be burning brighter than ever.
Perhaps you just solved an energy crisis and cured global warming
Britain could lead the world in 'Wank power'. Do you think I should copyright the name?
You had better add lady wank power to that copyright....
Then I can sue for plagiarism "
I'd better not,I think I'd blow the fuses. |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Have a wank
It will keep you warm, too
Are there any engineers on that know how to harness all that energy?
The lights could soon be burning brighter than ever.
Perhaps you just solved an energy crisis and cured global warming
Britain could lead the world in 'Wank power'. Do you think I should copyright the name?
You had better add lady wank power to that copyright....
Then I can sue for plagiarism
I'd better not,I think I'd blow the fuses. "
Thought up a name for the wank energy company, Tossla.. |
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