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Bored at work - let’s play a game !

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Please guys I work in shop and I thought maybe you could give me some ideas of funny things to ask customers ( not rude as I want to keep my job but nonetheless interesting) like what’s your preference or Pepsi ! Just to keep me entertained.

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

What type of shop so we know what we are working with?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How tall is their grandma?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds like you don't have customers!

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

what sauce do they like on bacon

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By *aybeckCouple over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Play innuendo bingo

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"What type of shop so we know what we are working with? "

This

I Carnt sell sumthing if i don't no wot im selling

Ps if my funny things help with a sale i want a 20% cut lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds like you don't have customers!

Depends on what kind if shop it is..fruit and veg shop needs to sell a lot of carrots...rolls Royce shop, not so many

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Which hand do they use to wipe their bum with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It’s a spa ( corner shop )

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Play innuendo bingo

I gotta know how to play !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it a local shop for local people?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love Pepsi unless it's cherry

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Sounds like you don't have customers!

Depends on what kind if shop it is..fruit and veg shop needs to sell a lot of carrots...rolls Royce shop, not so many

Fuck me, I'm glad you reminded me.. I was just off to the Rolls dealers to stock up on carrots for rudolph and his chums..

Make the same mistake every year, I have half a dozen silver shadows parked outside.. it was starting to cost me a fortune..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Which hand do they use to wipe their bum with?

Yea that’s a p45 getter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Which hand do they use to wipe their bum with?

In Sam's case looks like right!

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"It’s a spa ( corner shop )

Then you've gotta ask if your next customer would care for a facial?

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