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over a year ago
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"There was a young lady from Ealing,
Who had a peculiar feeling.
She lay on her back,
And opened her crack,
And pissed all over the ceiling  "
Tut tut ... stolen from Bridget Jones's Diary  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a lady from Worcester
Who got herself all of a fluster
So many cocks to peruse
Just who could she choose
To bend 'er over the sofa, and bust'er |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey this is a site where we swing
A site where the dick is king and women not fools they rule
They meet at a social
And are always hopeful
That they get a get a good fuck
But is it luck
Or just a forgone conclusion
No its not an illusion
Sex is their aim
Orgasms their game
And for some they get fame
So glad they came |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady called Rubi.
Who wondered what life on fab could be.
She saw lots of dick,
Some things made her feel sick,
And now she just cries out "woe is me". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At the party my date likes liquor
it gets her in the mood much quicker
she strikes quite a pose
when she takes off her clothes
making everyone's yule log much thicker"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Their she was between the sheets
Her pussy trimmed looking neat
The guy came in with a Hardon
He farted loud and then said pardon
She ran for cover
It was a loud one
Sex was off
She was put off
He said it he was rude
But it was my food
She said it was so wrong
What a pong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The fairy on the Xmas tree was looking to the ground
It's quite a long way up she said and very slightly frowned
The robin on a lower branch smiled sweetly as he said
You have no need to worry you've not got fairy shit on your head |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Their was a young lady called rose
She had very sexy toes
They went straight in my mouth
Before I could shout
Let's go out
She proceeded to pout
I got my nuts out
The rest is history |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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During a gangbang in Heaven
A young lady fucked three more than seven
Not one man did she pass
Up her Cunt or her Ass
And one more would have made it eleven
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Their once was a party in Bangkok
Where sexy women rode cock
They loved it so much
That every time they were touched
Or licked on their crouch
They came like a fountain
White cream was amounting
But no one was counting
They just all had good fun
And the cream it did run
When it ended they got in a cab
And all remarked it was FAB  |
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