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" You doing next one Mistress? Getting towards the end now, final next Saturday! " There you go _amiss  | |||
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" You doing next one Mistress? Getting towards the end now, final next Saturday! There you go _amiss "Thank you Mistress. Just to let you know, I don't like dancing on ice, too cold!  | |||
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" You doing next one Mistress? Getting towards the end now, final next Saturday! There you go _amiss
Thank you Mistress. Just to let you know, I don't like dancing on ice, too cold! "I don't like fecking driving on it let alone out else ffs | |||
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" You doing next one Mistress? Getting towards the end now, final next Saturday! There you go _amiss
Thank you Mistress. Just to let you know, I don't like dancing on ice, too cold!
I don't like fecking driving on it let alone out else ffs "Hmm..you haven't done any twirls or pirouettes in your car today, have you?.... | |||
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" You doing next one Mistress? Getting towards the end now, final next Saturday! There you go _amiss
Thank you Mistress. Just to let you know, I don't like dancing on ice, too cold!
I don't like fecking driving on it let alone out else ffs
Hmm..you haven't done any twirls or pirouettes in your car today, have you?.... "Nah I'm driving like fecking old lady now ....I don't want anymore fecking slip ups ffs  | |||
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"i do love the advert for DANCING ON ICE with the polar bears gives me a happy feeling wish they wpuld show it all day to keep me cheerful" Bah humbug. ..them polar bears are right nasty feckers  | |||
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"i do love the advert for DANCING ON ICE with the polar bears gives me a happy feeling wish they wpuld show it all day to keep me cheerful Bah humbug. ..them polar bears are right nasty feckers " | |||
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"i do love the advert for DANCING ON ICE with the polar bears gives me a happy feeling wish they wpuld show it all day to keep me cheerful Bah humbug. ..them polar bears are right nasty feckers "No comment | |||
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"i do love the advert for DANCING ON ICE with the polar bears gives me a happy feeling wish they wpuld show it all day to keep me cheerful Bah humbug. ..them polar bears are right nasty feckers
No comment "put ya machine on please ducks | |||
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"i do love the advert for DANCING ON ICE with the polar bears gives me a happy feeling wish they wpuld show it all day to keep me cheerful Bah humbug. ..them polar bears are right nasty feckers
No comment put ya machine on please ducks"Only if you get play or maccy in for a cup....now that would put a smile on me face | |||
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"i do love the advert for DANCING ON ICE with the polar bears gives me a happy feeling wish they wpuld show it all day to keep me cheerful Bah humbug. ..them polar bears are right nasty feckers
No comment put ya machine on please ducks
Only if you get play or maccy in for a cup....now that would put a smile on me face"here put these crea cakes on a plate could you whilst i whip the hoover round | |||
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"*checks teef for lipstick and rings doorbell* "Ding Dong!"" opens door come in let me hang your coat up for you | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... "i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe"*nibbles cautiously*  | |||
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"i do love the advert for DANCING ON ICE with the polar bears gives me a happy feeling wish they wpuld show it all day to keep me cheerful" Yes I love this too! | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously* "You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been! | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been! "Hence cautiously.... | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... "excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know | |||
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"*checks teef for lipstick and rings doorbell* "Ding Dong!"" Well ding doing. .hello play  | |||
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"misstress we have company " I know I'm on to it | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know"Damn right Voddy!
delicious they are too  | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... "Turning the machine on...drop of vanilla in it? | |||
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"*checks teef for lipstick and rings doorbell* "Ding Dong!" Well ding doing. .hello play "Well hello Mistress... Have you finished with the vacuum? | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe"You bought? Fecking nicked more like | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know"Favouritism again !.....  | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been! "Told you.....keep them fecking cats off the work tops ffs | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... "Sheer bribery... It'll be stale crackers tomorrow!! | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... "who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !.....
Sheer bribery... It'll be stale crackers tomorrow!! "nah bacon pudding tomorrow | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know"And dodged the store detectives | |||
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"Mistress i would have made the lattes but i cant work the machine" You need to get babs in to show you...she had it long enough | |||
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"*checks teef for lipstick and rings doorbell* "Ding Dong!" Well ding doing. .hello play
Well hello Mistress... Have you finished with the vacuum? "Oh I've had the carpet cleaner out for you | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... "Yeah and I haven't been offer one of them either | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !.....
Sheer bribery... It'll be stale crackers tomorrow!! "I've got soda bread here | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Told you.....keep them fecking cats off the work tops ffs " | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !.....
Sheer bribery... It'll be stale crackers tomorrow!! "Or Apple cores! | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning"Not fecking me | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning"Oops..forgot about that! | |||
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"Ah I see... In anticipation of me snortling beverages? "It's on standby | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !.....
Sheer bribery... It'll be stale crackers tomorrow!!
Or Apple cores! "Bugger you pipped me to that | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !.....
Yeah and I haven't been offer one of them either "Thrown by the wayside.....  | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me "you can lay your own | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Oops..forgot about that! "Yeah I had the stale crackers ffs | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me " | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own "Fecker I'm no goose ffs  | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs "sowwie ducks | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs "There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? "yes she does | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does "Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything.... | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs sowwie ducks"I'm a drake really | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does "Shouldn't that have been "oh yes she does!'???
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything.... "I'd say it's fecking curtains for you then | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything.... "ive made your dress out of fiver packets | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything....
I'd say it's fecking curtains for you then "Haha! No the window man fecked off with them! | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything.... ive made your dress out of fiver packets"Christ, you must have got through a lot | |||
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"Jeez.... Had to read that twice.... Thought it said "fibre packets" at first "....told you....it's the cakes...you're hallucinating.... | |||
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"Jeez.... Had to read that twice.... Thought it said "fibre packets" at first "Nah fivers are tena pads for the hard up | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything.... ive made your dress out of fiver packets
Christ, you must have got through a lot "mistress routed through ur bins for them | |||
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"Jeez.... Had to read that twice.... Thought it said "fibre packets" at first
Nah fivers are tena pads for the hard up "Yeah, for Baron Hardup!... | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything.... ive made your dress out of fiver packets
Christ, you must have got through a lot mistress routed through ur bins for them"Thought I heard a scratching noise... | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything....
I'd say it's fecking curtains for you then
Haha! No the window man fecked off with them! "He was a dodgy fecker that one....hope the feckers not on here | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything.... ive made your dress out of fiver packets
Christ, you must have got through a lot mistress routed through ur bins for them
Thought I heard a scratching noise... "Yeah I had _oddy as lookout on the keyhole | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything....
I'd say it's fecking curtains for you then
Haha! No the window man fecked off with them!
He was a dodgy fecker that one....hope the feckers not on here "he is you know him | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything....
I'd say it's fecking curtains for you then
Haha! No the window man fecked off with them!
He was a dodgy fecker that one....hope the feckers not on here he is you know him"Feck is dash a window fitter? | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything....
I'd say it's fecking curtains for you then
Haha! No the window man fecked off with them!
He was a dodgy fecker that one....hope the feckers not on here "Look out for a man in a dress..... | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything....
I'd say it's fecking curtains for you then
Haha! No the window man fecked off with them!
He was a dodgy fecker that one....hope the feckers not on here he is you know him
Feck is dash a window fitter? "Nah can't be him, the curtains would never go round him and he'd end up with his arse hanging out! | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything....
I'd say it's fecking curtains for you then
Haha! No the window man fecked off with them!
He was a dodgy fecker that one....hope the feckers not on here he is you know him
Feck is dash a window fitter? "nods | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything....
I'd say it's fecking curtains for you then
Haha! No the window man fecked off with them!
He was a dodgy fecker that one....hope the feckers not on here he is you know him
Feck is dash a window fitter?
Nah can't be him, the curtains would never go round him and he'd end up with his arse hanging out! "its not his arse thats hanging out its his | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything....
I'd say it's fecking curtains for you then
Haha! No the window man fecked off with them!
He was a dodgy fecker that one....hope the feckers not on here
Look out for a man in a dress....."Ah it was soxy...before he buggered off | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything....
I'd say it's fecking curtains for you then
Haha! No the window man fecked off with them!
He was a dodgy fecker that one....hope the feckers not on here he is you know him
Feck is dash a window fitter? nods"You saying it's dash or soxy ffs | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything....
I'd say it's fecking curtains for you then
Haha! No the window man fecked off with them!
He was a dodgy fecker that one....hope the feckers not on here he is you know him
Feck is dash a window fitter?
Nah can't be him, the curtains would never go round him and he'd end up with his arse hanging out! its not his arse thats hanging out its his "Well he is a | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything....
I'd say it's fecking curtains for you then
Haha! No the window man fecked off with them!
He was a dodgy fecker that one....hope the feckers not on here he is you know him
Feck is dash a window fitter?
Nah can't be him, the curtains would never go round him and he'd end up with his arse hanging out! its not his arse thats hanging out its his
Well he is a "cockwomble | |||
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"I was bribed... Ahem, I mean tempted with latte and cream cake... i cant work her machine but help yourself to a cake i bought them my self so there safe
*nibbles cautiously*
You should be careful what you nibble in here... you don't know where it's been!
Hence cautiously.... excuse me i went to harrods for them only the best for play you know
Favouritism again !..... who had a egg in her bacon roll this morning
Not fecking me you can lay your own
Fecker I'm no goose ffs
There was a goose in a pantomime!
Does play have a part to play in our pantomime Voddy? yes she does
Hope its not Sinderella...that's mine and I've made the frock and everything....
I'd say it's fecking curtains for you then
Haha! No the window man fecked off with them!
He was a dodgy fecker that one....hope the feckers not on here he is you know him
Feck is dash a window fitter?
Nah can't be him, the curtains would never go round him and he'd end up with his arse hanging out! its not his arse thats hanging out its his
Well he is a cockwomble"And after tonight a fecking Dickhead | |||
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"Walks in looks at the mess looks like it's down to me to clean it up and won't get no fecking thanks just a finger pointing out what I missed right where's me marigolds and bleach" Keep up the good work viddy  | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx"Laters _amiss.. enjoy | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy "Thank you, we will! xx | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xx"could have took us with you | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you "Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs "nah you would have been mute | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs nah you would have been mute"You saying I'm a fecking gobshite? | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs nah you would have been mute
You saying I'm a fecking gobshite? "I am | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs nah you would have been mute
You saying I'm a fecking gobshite?
I am"I wouldn't have expected any less from you | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs nah you would have been mute
You saying I'm a fecking gobshite?
I am
I wouldn't have expected any less from you "I know | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs nah you would have been mute
You saying I'm a fecking gobshite?
I am
I wouldn't have expected any less from you
I know "But your still a Dickhead at the end of the day | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs nah you would have been mute
You saying I'm a fecking gobshite?
I am
I wouldn't have expected any less from you
I know
But your still a Dickhead at the end of the day"Of course i am | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs nah you would have been mute
You saying I'm a fecking gobshite?
I am
I wouldn't have expected any less from you
I know
But your still a Dickhead at the end of the day
Of course i am "See we can fecking agree | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs nah you would have been mute
You saying I'm a fecking gobshite?
I am
I wouldn't have expected any less from you
I know
But your still a Dickhead at the end of the day
Of course i am
See we can fecking agree "someone had to | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs "Hahaha! He probably would have loved you, coz he loves everyone. He's an original Cockney boy, he's gorgeous We had a great lunch, with other family | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs
Hahaha! He probably would have loved you, coz he loves everyone. He's an original Cockney boy, he's gorgeous We had a great lunch, with other family "that's nice all we had was stale bread and mouldy cheese that she took out the mouse trap | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs
Hahaha! He probably would have loved you, coz he loves everyone. He's an original Cockney boy, he's gorgeous We had a great lunch, with other family that's nice all we had was stale bread and mouldy cheese that she took out the mouse trap"Oh dear...not good...maybe she's planning a nice big supper for us all this evening, wouldn't that be a lovely surprise.... | |||
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"Good evening twirlies!! "Evening, Play! Have you popped in for the supper, that we think Mistress might be preparing for us all? | |||
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"Good evening twirlies!!
Evening, Play! Have you popped in for the supper, that we think Mistress might be preparing for us all? "Ooo that sounds good... I'm feeling a little peckish ! | |||
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"Good evening twirlies!!
Evening, Play! Have you popped in for the supper, that we think Mistress might be preparing for us all?
Ooo that sounds good... I'm feeling a little peckish ! "Ooh..lucky 'little peckish' | |||
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"Runs over to dash and snogs him till his toes curl" Put the fecker down ffs _oddy...his toes are curling cos he's had the same socks on for a fecking week | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs
Hahaha! He probably would have loved you, coz he loves everyone. He's an original Cockney boy, he's gorgeous We had a great lunch, with other family "Ah I'm gold you had a good time and he sounds lovely | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs
Hahaha! He probably would have loved you, coz he loves everyone. He's an original Cockney boy, he's gorgeous We had a great lunch, with other family that's nice all we had was stale bread and mouldy cheese that she took out the mouse trap"Yeah but you wolfed it down...ungrateful fecker | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs
Hahaha! He probably would have loved you, coz he loves everyone. He's an original Cockney boy, he's gorgeous We had a great lunch, with other family
Ah I'm gold you had a good time and he sounds lovely "Thank you...he is lovely | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs
Hahaha! He probably would have loved you, coz he loves everyone. He's an original Cockney boy, he's gorgeous We had a great lunch, with other family that's nice all we had was stale bread and mouldy cheese that she took out the mouse trap
Oh dear...not good...maybe she's planning a nice big supper for us all this evening, wouldn't that be a lovely surprise.... "Ah there you go _amiss I'll be back in later with some of Teesside's finest parmo's that I'm knocking up now | |||
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"Good evening twirlies!! "Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening play...ding doing | |||
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"Just a quick hello and goodbye. Taking dad out for lunch for his 88th birthday! Catcha later.xx
Laters _amiss.. enjoy
Thank you, we will! xxcould have took us with you
Feck me _oddy...I'd have took some fecking explaining to her dad when she introduced me ffs
Hahaha! He probably would have loved you, coz he loves everyone. He's an original Cockney boy, he's gorgeous We had a great lunch, with other family that's nice all we had was stale bread and mouldy cheese that she took out the mouse trap
Oh dear...not good...maybe she's planning a nice big supper for us all this evening, wouldn't that be a lovely surprise....
Ah there you go _amiss
I'll be back in later with some of Teesside's finest parmo's that I'm knocking up now "Sounds yummy, not sure what they are though | |||
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"Good evening twirlies!!
Evening, Play! Have you popped in for the supper, that we think Mistress might be preparing for us all?
Ooo that sounds good... I'm feeling a little peckish ! "It will be worth the wait | |||
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"Good evening twirlies!!
Evening, Play! Have you popped in for the supper, that we think Mistress might be preparing for us all?
Ooo that sounds good... I'm feeling a little peckish !
Ooh..lucky 'little peckish' "I feel a name change coming on | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx" Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? | |||
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"Good evening twirlies!!
Evening, Play! Have you popped in for the supper, that we think Mistress might be preparing for us all?
Ooo that sounds good... I'm feeling a little peckish !
Ooh..lucky 'little peckish'
I feel a name change coming on "Haha | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy?" She was in the Nolans.... | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans.... "What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo  | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo "Whats a parmo? | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo "She is one of the Nolans....that's why she keeps twirling and singing 'I'm in the mood for d******!
Sorry, what are parmos, obviously something Northern? | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo
Whats a parmo?"Jeez you've never heard of a parmo ffs it's heaven | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo
Whats a parmo?
Jeez you've never heard of a parmo ffs it's heaven "I keep thinking of parmesan cheese | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo
She is one of the Nolans....that's why she keeps twirling and singing 'I'm in the mood for d******!
Sorry, what are parmos, obviously something Northern? "It's a breast of chicken opened up to form a escalope...deep fried. ...covered in cold bechamel sauce...finally topped in mature cheddar and popped under the grill. I'll be serving with thick cut chips and salad
And yes dash that was thick cut and not thick c**t | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo
Whats a parmo?
Jeez you've never heard of a parmo ffs it's heaven "But your a weirdo from the north east | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo
Whats a parmo?
Jeez you've never heard of a parmo ffs it's heaven
I keep thinking of parmesan cheese "hope not ile be barthing all over the place | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo
She is one of the Nolans....that's why she keeps twirling and singing 'I'm in the mood for d******!
Sorry, what are parmos, obviously something Northern?
It's a breast of chicken opened up to form a escalope...deep fried. ...covered in cold bechamel sauce...finally topped in mature cheddar and popped under the grill.
I'll be serving with thick cut chips and salad
And yes dash that was thick cut and not thick c**t "Sounds good!! | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo
Whats a parmo?
Jeez you've never heard of a parmo ffs it's heaven
But your a weirdo from the north east"You stick to your black puddings over there | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo
Whats a parmo?
Jeez you've never heard of a parmo ffs it's heaven
But your a weirdo from the north east
You stick to your black puddings over there "is that another word for black cock | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo
Whats a parmo?
Jeez you've never heard of a parmo ffs it's heaven
But your a weirdo from the north east
You stick to your black puddings over there is that another word for black cock "Ffs | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo
Whats a parmo?
Jeez you've never heard of a parmo ffs it's heaven
But your a weirdo from the north east
You stick to your black puddings over there is that another word for black cock
Ffs
"you get a awful lot of fannyfarts mistress | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo
Whats a parmo?
Jeez you've never heard of a parmo ffs it's heaven
But your a weirdo from the north east
You stick to your black puddings over there "With english mustard mmmm | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo
Whats a parmo?
Jeez you've never heard of a parmo ffs it's heaven
But your a weirdo from the north east
You stick to your black puddings over there is that another word for black cock
Ffs
you get a awful lot of fannyfarts mistress" | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo
Whats a parmo?
Jeez you've never heard of a parmo ffs it's heaven
But your a weirdo from the north east
You stick to your black puddings over there
With english mustard mmmm"Now that is the one thing I can't get away with..sooner have brown sauce | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo
Whats a parmo?
Jeez you've never heard of a parmo ffs it's heaven
But your a weirdo from the north east
You stick to your black puddings over there
With english mustard mmmm
Now that is the one thing I can't get away with..sooner have brown sauce"i like the mild french mustard | |||
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"Good evening my lovely colleen xx Who is this Colleen you speak of _oddy? She was in the Nolans....
What so _oddy reckons play is one of the Nolan sisters....well bugger me.
She can have a extra large parmo
She is one of the Nolans....that's why she keeps twirling and singing 'I'm in the mood for d******!
Sorry, what are parmos, obviously something Northern?
It's a breast of chicken opened up to form a escalope...deep fried. ...covered in cold bechamel sauce...finally topped in mature cheddar and popped under the grill.
I'll be serving with thick cut chips and salad
And yes dash that was thick cut and not thick c**t "Mmmm....that sounds delish....I'm salivating at the thought.. | |||
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"hey sammi did you know theres a irish ballad about you " Ooh no...what is it? | |||
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"hey sammi did you know theres a irish ballad about you Ooh no...what is it? "There's a spot in old Tirconnell With a wee house in the glen Where dwelt an Irish colleen Who'd woo the hearts of men | |||
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"hey sammi did you know theres a irish ballad about you Ooh no...what is it? There's a spot in old Tirconnell
With a wee house in the glen
Where dwelt an Irish colleen
Who'd woo the hearts of men"Feck so it Samiss and not play | |||
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"hey sammi did you know theres a irish ballad about you Ooh no...what is it? There's a spot in old Tirconnell
With a wee house in the glen
Where dwelt an Irish colleen
Who'd woo the hearts of men
Feck so it Samiss and not play "read the 2nd line shes famous | |||
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"hey sammi did you know theres a irish ballad about you Ooh no...what is it? There's a spot in old Tirconnell
With a wee house in the glen
Where dwelt an Irish colleen
Who'd woo the hearts of men"Haha! I'd be too busy stuck in the wee house to woo any hearts! | |||
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"hey sammi did you know theres a irish ballad about you Ooh no...what is it? There's a spot in old Tirconnell
With a wee house in the glen
Where dwelt an Irish colleen
Who'd woo the hearts of men
Haha! I'd be too busy stuck in the wee house to woo any hearts! "i love dominic kirwan singing it | |||
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"hey sammi did you know theres a irish ballad about you Ooh no...what is it? There's a spot in old Tirconnell
With a wee house in the glen
Where dwelt an Irish colleen
Who'd woo the hearts of men
Feck so it Samiss and not play read the 2nd line shes famous"I've always wanted to be famous, but not for having a bladder problem! | |||
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"hey sammi did you know theres a irish ballad about you Ooh no...what is it? There's a spot in old Tirconnell
With a wee house in the glen
Where dwelt an Irish colleen
Who'd woo the hearts of men
Haha! I'd be too busy stuck in the wee house to woo any hearts! i love dominic kirwan singing it"I'll have to search it out | |||
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"Are you two taking the piss "who us never | |||
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"Are you two taking the piss who us never "Don't you be giving me that butter wouldn't melt look ffs | |||
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"Are you two taking the piss who us never " | |||
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"Are you two taking the piss who us never
Don't you be giving me that butter wouldn't melt look ffs"you mean lurpak | |||
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"Are you two taking the piss who us never
Don't you be giving me that butter wouldn't melt look ffsyou mean lurpak"Aw ok...fetch some in later with a loaf and we can have some chip butties as well | |||
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"Ok off for a while, catcha later. Be good and save me some Parmo, Mistress and a couple of chips! "Will do | |||
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"awwwww my kitty looks so cute in his rudolf outfit" Let's have a butchers then | |||
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"Voddy have you got that table set up ffs" im looking for the posh tablecloth and cuttery wheres the glasses | |||
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"Voddy have you got that table set up ffsim looking for the posh tablecloth and cuttery wheres the glasses" Oh feck I've only got cups...and only 6 of them | |||
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"Voddy have you got that table set up ffsim looking for the posh tablecloth and cuttery wheres the glasses Oh feck I've only got cups...and only 6 of them "ile nip to tescos | |||
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"Voddy have you got that table set up ffsim looking for the posh tablecloth and cuttery wheres the glasses Oh feck I've only got cups...and only 6 of them ile nip to tescos"Look for the feckers with the yellow stickers on | |||
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"Voddy have you got that table set up ffsim looking for the posh tablecloth and cuttery wheres the glasses Oh feck I've only got cups...and only 6 of them ile nip to tescos
Look for the feckers with the yellow stickers on "gisa hand ive got a trolley full | |||
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"Voddy have you got that table set up ffsim looking for the posh tablecloth and cuttery wheres the glasses Oh feck I've only got cups...and only 6 of them ile nip to tescos
Look for the feckers with the yellow stickers on gisa hand ive got a trolley full"Fecking run there's two security guards behind you | |||
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"Voddy have you got that table set up ffsim looking for the posh tablecloth and cuttery wheres the glasses Oh feck I've only got cups...and only 6 of them ile nip to tescos
Look for the feckers with the yellow stickers on gisa hand ive got a trolley full
Fecking run there's two security guards behind you "its dash and his mate its alright | |||
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"Voddy have you got that table set up ffsim looking for the posh tablecloth and cuttery wheres the glasses Oh feck I've only got cups...and only 6 of them ile nip to tescos
Look for the feckers with the yellow stickers on gisa hand ive got a trolley full
Fecking run there's two security guards behind you its dash and his mate its alright "Put your fecking purse down yer boobs with them dodgy feckers about | |||
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"I'm starvin', any food left? "We haven't started yet....fecking _oddys at the back of tesco with dash still ffs | |||
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"I'm starvin', any food left?
We haven't started yet....fecking _oddys at the back of tesco with dash still ffs"Tut....slapper..she is as well! | |||
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"I'm starvin', any food left?
We haven't started yet....fecking _oddys at the back of tesco with dash still ffs
Tut....slapper..she is as well! "Well we have no glasses for the supper....shouldn't be long though with dash...or so I've heard | |||
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"I'm starvin', any food left?
We haven't started yet....fecking _oddys at the back of tesco with dash still ffs
Tut....slapper..she is as well! "do you fecking mind ive got us a dinner set cuttery glasses wine desert christmas dinner tins of sweets steaks sausages bacon bread cheese | |||
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"I'm starvin', any food left?
We haven't started yet....fecking _oddys at the back of tesco with dash still ffs
Tut....slapper..she is as well! do you fecking mind ive got us a dinner set cuttery glasses wine desert christmas dinner tins of sweets steaks sausages bacon bread cheese "Where's the fecking breasts ffs | |||
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"I'm starvin', any food left?
We haven't started yet....fecking _oddys at the back of tesco with dash still ffs
Tut....slapper..she is as well! do you fecking mind ive got us a dinner set cuttery glasses wine desert christmas dinner tins of sweets steaks sausages bacon bread cheese
Where's the fecking breasts ffs"on the side in your kitchen by the machine | |||
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"I'm starvin', any food left?
We haven't started yet....fecking _oddys at the back of tesco with dash still ffs
Tut....slapper..she is as well! do you fecking mind ive got us a dinner set cuttery glasses wine desert christmas dinner tins of sweets steaks sausages bacon bread cheese
Where's the fecking breasts ffs"Tut....didn't you give her the list..... | |||
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"I'm starvin', any food left?
We haven't started yet....fecking _oddys at the back of tesco with dash still ffs
Tut....slapper..she is as well! do you fecking mind ive got us a dinner set cuttery glasses wine desert christmas dinner tins of sweets steaks sausages bacon bread cheese
Where's the fecking breasts ffson the side in your kitchen by the machine"Phew get the table set | |||
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"I'm starvin', any food left?
We haven't started yet....fecking _oddys at the back of tesco with dash still ffs
Tut....slapper..she is as well! do you fecking mind ive got us a dinner set cuttery glasses wine desert christmas dinner tins of sweets steaks sausages bacon bread cheese
Where's the fecking breasts ffson the side in your kitchen by the machine"Blurgh...they'll be full of sam n ella | |||
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"I'm starvin', any food left?
We haven't started yet....fecking _oddys at the back of tesco with dash still ffs
Tut....slapper..she is as well! do you fecking mind ive got us a dinner set cuttery glasses wine desert christmas dinner tins of sweets steaks sausages bacon bread cheese
Where's the fecking breasts ffson the side in your kitchen by the machine
Phew get the table set "Did you get any Christmas crackers? | |||
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