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over a year ago
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"Last night well most nights i have to get up to pee but last night 3 times i woke up to go toilet..
What do you do that make you realise time is catching up. ...xxx"
Keep an eye on that op!!! |
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"Last night well most nights i have to get up to pee but last night 3 times i woke up to go toilet..
What do you do that make you realise time is catching up. ...xxx"
If you have to get up three times in a night, I'd seriously go to your doc and ask for a prostate checkup  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mate, you're the same age as me. Wouldn't matter how many drinks I'd had, if I got up three times in a night I'd definitely be booking a visit to the GP. |
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"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile 
But forgetting where you put them. ..xx
Not that old, cheeky.
Usually Sat on top of my head whilst I hunt for them.  "
That could be a sexy look - assuming it’s Mrs M lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm worried about going outside in the snow and breaking something 
I prefer pyjamas to a LBD on a Friday night.
Most of the police, school teachers and doctors look about 12yrs old to me |
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"Last night well most nights i have to get up to pee but last night 3 times i woke up to go toilet..
What do you do that make you realise time is catching up. ...xxx
If you have to get up three times in a night, I'd seriously go to your doc and ask for a prostate checkup "
Pretty sure the will do diabetes test to op |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Most of the police, school teachers and doctors look about 12yrs old to me "
I witnessed a burglary the other day. The policeman that took my statement possibly wasn't even 12!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile "
Was at a funeral the other week. When it was time to sing the first hymn, there was a mass fidget and an audible rustling as nearly everyone searched for their glasses. This was followed by the familiar sound of glasses cases (obviously made by the company that made Arkwright's till) snapping shut.
Lots of my friends had noticed too and we all had a good laugh about it later. |
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"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile
Was at a funeral the other week. When it was time to sing the first hymn, there was a mass fidget and an audible rustling as nearly everyone searched for their glasses. This was followed by the familiar sound of glasses cases (obviously made by the company that made Arkwright's till) snapping shut.
Lots of my friends had noticed too and we all had a good laugh about it later. "
The fact that you referenced Arkwright's till!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having to take off my glasses to read
Knowing when a change in the weather is coming because my bones hurt
Straining to hear low conversation when there's a lot of background noise
Choosing talk radio over music because the noise is irritating |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The fact that I have to go over by the window to read small text. When did the world get so *dark*?
Also the fact that I got several birthday cards this morning...  |
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"When you turn on the wireless and don't recognize any of the dross that makes up the charts these days. M.C. Nomark ft. Johnny Notalent "
Change stations then.
The Gallagher brothers can't be on all of the stations |
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"Last night well most nights i have to get up to pee but last night 3 times i woke up to go toilet..
What do you do that make you realise time is catching up. ...xxx
If you have to get up three times in a night, I'd seriously go to your doc and ask for a prostate checkup
Pretty sure the will do diabetes test to op"
Good advice - the prostate examination is not as bad as everyone makes out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's bad when you go upstairs to fetch.... why did I come up here again...
It's really bad when you get half way up the stairs, pause then try to remember if you were going up or coming down  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Realising your getting older...
When you're in a nightclub, dancing away & someone says "Hey I think I know you"
Several brain racking minutes, and you realise you taught her at primary school!
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"When you turn on the wireless and don't recognize any of the dross that makes up the charts these days. M.C. Nomark ft. Johnny Notalent "
You do realise that only those of a certain vintage refer to it as the "wireless" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having car insurance under £100 per month!
Roll on being 26"
When I was about your age each time I was just about to hit the magical age they upped it, fastards! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of the abov but mainly no longer giving a flying fk what anyone thinks of me dancing and spending money up and down the country on music... Some keep saying it'd mid life crisis.. BS, it's a realization you re here only once so ride this life hard and screw other peoples tuts and head shakes?????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last night well most nights i have to get up to pee but last night 3 times i woke up to go toilet..
What do you do that make you realise time is catching up. ...xxx"
I'd go see your GP, probably nothing sinister but best to get it checked out OP.... |
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By *aggy2010Man
over a year ago
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"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile
Was at a funeral the other week. When it was time to sing the first hymn, there was a mass fidget and an audible rustling as nearly everyone searched for their glasses. This was followed by the familiar sound of glasses cases (obviously made by the company that made Arkwright's till) snapping shut.
Lots of my friends had noticed too and we all had a good laugh about it later.
The fact that you referenced Arkwright's till! "
The fact you realised what Arkwright's till is to !! haha.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile
Was at a funeral the other week. When it was time to sing the first hymn, there was a mass fidget and an audible rustling as nearly everyone searched for their glasses. This was followed by the familiar sound of glasses cases (obviously made by the company that made Arkwright's till) snapping shut.
Lots of my friends had noticed too and we all had a good laugh about it later.
The fact that you referenced Arkwright's till! "
Reading reference to Arkwright's till and knowing what it means without having to Google it!
Right back at you |
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"Having to put glasses on to read things on my mobile
Was at a funeral the other week. When it was time to sing the first hymn, there was a mass fidget and an audible rustling as nearly everyone searched for their glasses. This was followed by the familiar sound of glasses cases (obviously made by the company that made Arkwright's till) snapping shut.
Lots of my friends had noticed too and we all had a good laugh about it later.
The fact that you referenced Arkwright's till!
The fact you realised what Arkwright's till is to !! haha.."
Touché. I had old parents |
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"When the cold weather brings with it aches and pains in every day movement you don't get any other time of year."
And wanting to stay in covered by a duvet on the couch with the heating, curtains shut, TV off, hardly moving. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grey hairs not just on your head "
I'm so glad you've brought up your hairy feet, I've never mentioned them as I thought they might be something you were embarrassed about. |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"Grey hairs not just on your head
I'm so glad you've brought up your hairy feet, I've never mentioned them as I thought they might be something you were embarrassed about. "
I was actually talking about your hairy bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Grey hairs not just on your head
I'm so glad you've brought up your hairy feet, I've never mentioned them as I thought they might be something you were embarrassed about.
I was actually talking about your hairy bum "
Everyone has seen my bum so knows that's just maliscious, you sound like a scorned wife. |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"Grey hairs not just on your head
I'm so glad you've brought up your hairy feet, I've never mentioned them as I thought they might be something you were embarrassed about.
I was actually talking about your hairy bum
Everyone has seen my bum so knows that's just maliscious, you sound like a scorned wife."
But at least I know how to spell malicious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You realise you are getting old when:
You never pass up the opportunity for a bathroom break.
You start adding Pickled things to your shopping list: Gerkins, Beetroot, Eggs ...
You start deliberately adding more fiver to your diet.
You put a cardigan on as well as turn up the heating.
You get called “Gramps” by people at work.
You say to a youngster “When I was your age ...”
You are out for a nice get out and you see attractive girls and your first thought is “She must be cold wearing that” |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Grey hairs not just on your head
I'm so glad you've brought up your hairy feet, I've never mentioned them as I thought they might be something you were embarrassed about.
I was actually talking about your hairy bum
Everyone has seen my bum so knows that's just maliscious, you sound like a scorned wife.
But at least I know how to spell malicious "
So do I, my phone obviously didn't. You got my dinner on yet? |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"Grey hairs not just on your head
I'm so glad you've brought up your hairy feet, I've never mentioned them as I thought they might be something you were embarrassed about.
I was actually talking about your hairy bum
Everyone has seen my bum so knows that's just maliscious, you sound like a scorned wife.
But at least I know how to spell malicious
So do I, my phone obviously didn't. You got my dinner on yet?"
Crisps and sandwiches, ready when you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Grey hairs not just on your head
I'm so glad you've brought up your hairy feet, I've never mentioned them as I thought they might be something you were embarrassed about.
I was actually talking about your hairy bum
Everyone has seen my bum so knows that's just maliscious, you sound like a scorned wife.
But at least I know how to spell malicious
So do I, my phone obviously didn't. You got my dinner on yet?
Crisps and sandwiches, ready when you are "
Give it to the dog, I'm off down the pub with the boys. |
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It’s been like 27 years since the crystal maze first came on our screens in 1990.
Then again Maggie thatcher was kicked out in ‘91 (I think)
Noel Edmonds house party
Crystal maze
Gladiators
Krypton factor.
Ace TV |
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"Last night well most nights i have to get up to pee but last night 3 times i woke up to go toilet..
What do you do that make you realise time is catching up. ...xxx"
you should get that checked man |
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Have a teenaged human - they'll just tell you you're old.
Spotify,Twitter, email are all apparently passé and only old gits use them, and my favourite films are all old too - talking 30/35 years! When the fuck did that happen?
Doing the yoyo crap with glasses - on to watch tv off to read phone.
Can't remember what I went in kitchen for, can remember every lyric to every George Michael song AND interview.
Op - fluid intake makes very little difference to urinary urgency, definitely pop to dr. Might just be a bug. |
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"Realising your getting older...
When you're in a nightclub, dancing away & someone says "Hey I think I know you"
Several brain racking minutes, and you realise you taught her at primary school!
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Just think, next year kids that were born in 2000 will be in nightclubs |
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"I did Have alot of warm drinks yesterday and it's real cold thanks for concern though guys. .. I'm. getting old. .. lol. ."
Get a simple test done at GP to rule out UTI. Also get a check for diabetes done.
Frequent urination is a common sympton of both of these.
Just a thought! |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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"It's bad when you go upstairs to fetch.... why did I come up here again...
It's really bad when you get half way up the stairs, pause then try to remember if you were going up or coming down "
I do that all the time |
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"It's bad when you go upstairs to fetch.... why did I come up here again...
It's really bad when you get half way up the stairs, pause then try to remember if you were going up or coming down
I do that all the time "
I've been doing that all my life. It's not an age thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The fact that I open my mouth and my mother comes out lol
Told my daughter yesterday to take her coat off in the pub otherwise she wouldn’t feel the benefit when we got outside.
My mum and I burst out laughing because it’s what Mum used to say to me
P.s stay safe and warm in this weather everyone xxxx |
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"When you've finally come to terms with the fact that you're never gonna go on an 18-30 holiday and actually start reading the Saga holiday brochure "
Way more fun than an 18-30 holiday and less vomiting |
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"When you get fab messages for men and think "I'm old enough to be your mum" sheesh!
When you get fab messages from men years younger than your daughter! "
Yikes! Lol Take it as a compliment! I do! Lol |
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3 day hangovers, going to bars you've gone to for ten years to realise that everyone is so much younger than you. When you make a pop culture reference from the 90s or early 00s and the 18 year old you work with looks at you like you're stupid. Not being able to fully get to grips with new technology appliances, and thinking you're still in your early 20s until someone has to explain what phrases like 'lit'and 'on fleek' actually mean. Also when you hate most modern music. |
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I used to be so good with tech I'm so out of practice. We got a fire stick recently so far all I've used it for is Netflix and catch up, my daughter uses it for all kinds of seemingly magical things |
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