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Full flu and horny as hell
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can't have flu, you wouldn't be able to lift your head from the pillow, you would have a temperature yet feel freezing and your skin would feel tender to touch and you would be constantly sleeping. No I certainly don't feel horny at all. You probably have just sneezed or wiped your nose.
And even if you did have flu, you wouldn't want to pass that on would you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you had full flu the only thing you would be thinking about is bed, to sleep.
I take it you sneezed? "
totally agree i was in bed for 3 weeks when i had it a few years back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let's have less of the snide remarks. Don't you know that Man Flu is one of the most disabilitating ailments known to medical science?
It only afflicts us guys, making us totally incapable of doing most things.
For some miraculous reason, maybe borne out of mans primeval instict to mate, it doesn't stop out dicks functioning, and it's even been known to temporarily subside altogether, if a willing lady tempts us out of our pit with the promise of a bit of "how's yer father".
Mind you, we wouldn't expect you hard hearted women to understand what we have to put up with |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Let's have less of the snide remarks. Don't you know that Man Flu is one of the most disabilitating ailments known to medical science?
It only afflicts us guys, making us totally incapable of doing most things."
Get ya tin hat on Jack.......
Ready... okay then...
1) So most of you suffer from it permanently then, by that standard
2)Thats nothing compaired to what we have to put up with- periods, chilbirth etc
3)If you had real flu and there was a fifty pound note on the floor by your bed, you wouldn't care, let alone reach out for it.
Aaaand done!
*Exhales*   |
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"Let's have less of the snide remarks. Don't you know that Man Flu is one of the most disabilitating ailments known to medical science?
It only afflicts us guys, making us totally incapable of doing most things.
Get ya tin hat on Jack.......
Ready... okay then...
1) So most of you suffer from it permanently then, by that standard
2)Thats nothing compaired to what we have to put up with- periods, chilbirth etc
3)If you had real flu and there was a fifty pound note on the floor by your bed, you wouldn't care, let alone reach out for it.
Aaaand done!
*Exhales* "
dont want a period take the things to stop it, dont want the pain of child birth dont have kids simple eh
its more annoying hearing the same old record about what you's have to go through try having to listen about it all the time then you's would have something to moan about
ah i feel better getting that off my chest |
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