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Christmas cheer - The Dr Suess edition
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
It seems there is a lack of Christmassy cheer,
A general malaise that festers this time of year.
Moaning about shopping or presents and reindeer
To elfs on a shelf, yule logs and warm beer.
So to inspire you to feel less of that ba humbug force,
I have written a verse for you to continue of course.
But fear not those for whom Christmas imposes,
I created a thread that won't get right up your noses,
One to discuss the merits of cream pies and stuff
And whether it best to eat a hairy or shaven muff.
So it is up for you to pick which thread tickles your bum,
A story of Christmas or a debate about about cum.
So choose this one or other,
I'm sure you'll discover
We are all inclusive here,
While spreading Christmassy cover.. |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
How the Grinch fucked Christmas..
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Every Fabber Down in Fabville Liked Christmas a lot...
But the Grinch, Who lived just north of Fabville, Did NOT!
The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his balls weren’t hanging right.
It could be, perhaps, that his pants fitted tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his dick was two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, His dick or his chabbers,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Fabbers,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown,
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every fabber down in Fabville beneath,
Was busy now, snogging beneath a mistletoe wreath.
"And they're wearing their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer,
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Christmas and the Fabbers from coming!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do not like this fabbing scene
I'm not even sure where anyone's been
Your toys are sticky
She has a hicky
There's two men having a quickie
This swinging game I do not care
I have my hand
I will not share
Swinging solo is my bag
Not this fuck my throat until I gag...
Peach x |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics. |
I'm snowed in and parties on hold,
Can't go out, and its way too cold,
So I'm wrapping the gifts and making up hampers,
But really, I wish my feet were having a pamper....
Pretty paper, ribbon and tags,
Sparkly cards and all size of gift bags,
Its lovely to give and bring a cheer,
And keep wrapping until my list is clear.
I'll have to wait to weekend to party,
Dressing sexy.. I hope not too tarty,
I'll be dancing, and smiling and enjoying an event,
Until I rest when my energy isall spent.
So enjoy the build up to the end of the year,
Spread a smile, some glitter and cheer,
And find a happy place to share feels and joy,
A smile and some laughs for every girl and boy.
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
It seems that some Fabbers have the idea,
Though one forgot Christmas I really do fear,
But so more important, you left something out
The Fabbers of Fabville, it's what it's about.
And the Grinch and all his Grinchy intentions,
It seems you also have forgotten to mention.
So carry on writing from where I left say,
With the Grinch making plans to ruin the day
For the Fabbers of Fabville, the Grinch has a plan
While they fornicate together in leather and jam
And don't worry if you rhyme or use verse
Or how bad it is, it's bound to get worse
So continue the story and see where it goes
Maybe with Fabbers bent over touching their toes... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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While touching my toes that are covered in Jam
The grinch came up with a naughty scam
To let out some bees amongst the Fabbers that play
He really did want to ruin their day
But like all good fabbers they came up with a plan
Not one that was going to get a forum ban
Just one that would entice the bees all away
They they could continue their sticky sweet play |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The fabbers where slow coming up with a plan
They where to busy playing and having a gang bang
So the Grinch scratched his head and he thought for a minute
To stop all fun and there plan wouldn't win it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The grinch lives with me in this house
Most of the time quiet as mouse
But every time some fabbers meet
He gets uptight and stamps his feet
The truth be told he doesn't like
Anything from Santa bigger than a bike
He pulls his hair and starts to swear
When fabbers meet without a care
He likes the girls but not the boys
He doesn't like anyone who plays with toys
He thinks he's great and really smart
And loves when brussels make him fart
He's off to bed with his manual book
To see if anyone gets off the hook
He'll snarl and grumble a lot of the time
But as a rule I can silence him with wine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The grinch is after all the glitter
To make all fabbers feel very bitter
To take away the Xmas spirits
And stop all fabbers having their visits
His mind is bleak and very dark
His eyes have lost any festive spark
He's eating jam from the jar with a spoon
Planning to send fabbers to the moon
He wants to steal Christmas but let it be said
He won't let the attention go straight to his head
The time is approaching for him to take flight
And with Santa's sleigh he will be trying to fight
All of the fabbers are waving their toys
And shouting and hollering and making much noise
With leather and lace and red Christmas suits
They want to eject grinch with a kick from their boots |
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