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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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there's some things I hate about Christmas too.
I hate that twat face Elf, whether he's on a shelf or anywhere else.
I fucking hate Secret Santa
And I hate Christmas Dinner, blurgh
What else about Christmas do you think is rubbish?
Oh and games, I hate being forced to play shitty games.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would quite like to fuck Santa, maybe mmf with his Elf. I get why you don't want to though, as your straight.XXX"
I would fuck Mrs Santa Claus, at least I know when she will be home alone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love Christmas
The only thing I hate is it ends to quickly
On balance I love it too, just some parts of it suck arse."
And you only have to put up with it for a short while and then normality is restored again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bar the dinner which I don't mind..all of the above really but ya know, I've found that now I've left facebook you see so much less shite..I've not had a single thing to do with telly for a long time now, and the same with radio or newspapers and magazines and such and I don't often go to town so I genuinely don't get hit with much Christmas advertising and bullshit telling me what I should and shouldn't do or buy or eat or wear or drink over the Christmas season so bar seeing a few decorations as I drive about and the odd discussion here and there with friends i never really feel over burdened by Christmas, it's so easy to sidestep this mass idiocy and just let people get on with the bits they've been told they should be enjoying over Christmas 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jokes in crackers are shit. I hate playing games. Houses with too many decorations on the outside and being bought socks "
Yes, why can't someone make crackers with decent gifts in them and funny jokes. Fuck off crackers. |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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"Christmas pudding can fuck right off
I'm with you on this one and mince pies!
Yes hate them both, good shout. Fuck off mince pies!
And what is Brandy sauce all about? that can fuck off too "
I'm still with you 
I do like a bit of bread sauce with my turkey though... |
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"there's some things I hate about Christmas too.
I hate that twat face Elf, whether he's on a shelf or anywhere else.
I fucking hate Secret Santa
And I hate Christmas Dinner, blurgh
What else about Christmas do you think is rubbish?
Oh and games, I hate being forced to play shitty games.
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All the trimmings I hate that shit.
Sprouts are great but don't fuck around with chestnuts or bastard cranberries.
Red wine, why fuck it up and start simmering it with cloves and what not.
Christmas Pudding. If it was that nice you'd eat it all year round.
All the silly shit like that I don't like. |
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Love Christmas puddings and mince pies
Actually love the build up but not the day, but I do live on my own, last year went for a 10 mile run it was great running through the City Centre when it was quiet. This year working the morning and got the Kids in the afternoon and Boxing Day so not too bad  |
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I intensely dislike the commercialism, pressure to spend and false jollity. My mum is elderly, has very limited mobility but get sucked in by the pressure every year mo matter how many times I tell her she's not responsible for ensuring her great-grandchildren have the latest gadget.
I like the family times, nice food and genuine cheer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Normally rational, intelligent people suddenly become manic imbeciles at Christmas. Why?
Advertising in all forms ramming the message 'buy our tat' down my throat  .
Sprouts, who the fuck invented such a foul tasting thing? Total bastard.
False happiness, people who wouldn't normally give the the time of day, suddenly want to be my best mate if there's a slim chance of receiving a gift.
Wish lists, how about just being grateful someone thought of you enough to give you a gift.
Sales, see point 1 again.
Loan and credit companies pushing sales at a time when the vulnerable will fall into even bigger debt in attempts to better last years efforts. Wrong on every level.
People clearing the shelves of food because the shop is closed for ONE DAY! See point 1 again.
Roll on December the 26th. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"there's some things I hate about Christmas too.
I hate that twat face Elf, whether he's on a shelf or anywhere else.
I fucking hate Secret Santa
And I hate Christmas Dinner, blurgh
What else about Christmas do you think is rubbish?
Oh and games, I hate being forced to play shitty games.
All the trimmings I hate that shit.
Sprouts are great but don't fuck around with chestnuts or bastard cranberries.
Red wine, why fuck it up and start simmering it with cloves and what not.
Christmas Pudding. If it was that nice you'd eat it all year round.
All the silly shit like that I don't like."
Bastard cranberries
Hahaha |
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I love carol singing, mulled wine, mince pies, spending time with friends on nights out, decorating the trees outside and indoors, Christmas movies, those tasty ginger bread biscuits, wrapping up warm to venture out in the snow...
I dislike the whole commercialism surrounding Christmas now.
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"Christmas pudding can fuck right off
I'm with you on this one and mince pies!
Yes hate them both, good shout. Fuck off mince pies!
And what is Brandy sauce all about? that can fuck off too
I'm still with you
I do like a bit of bread sauce with my turkey though..."
Don't think I have ever had bread sauce...
So I'm still with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to invest and buy into Christmas and enjoy it very much but everybody wants it to end by 3pm so I don't bother anymore.
Used to spend a lot of time preparing and cooking quite elaborate several course dinner but people just used to shovel it down like a big Mac and chips so don't cook it anymore either! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there's some things I hate about Christmas too.
I hate that twat face Elf, whether he's on a shelf or anywhere else.
I fucking hate Secret Santa
And I hate Christmas Dinner, blurgh
What else about Christmas do you think is rubbish?
Oh and games, I hate being forced to play shitty games.
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Pretty much Christmas then!
It's all about Christmas dinner and shitty games |
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"Christmas pudding can fuck right off
I'm with you on this one and mince pies!
Definitely the Christmas pudding, I love mince pies though.
I HATE wrapping presents  "
I'm wrapping my presents like Smithy off Gavin and Stacey this year... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I regret the loss of jobs that accompanied the closure of BHS but I don't regret the loss of all the rubbish they used to sell at Christmas. "
I used to love checking all that stuff out, at other shops now, then go back after Christmas and pick up a bargain. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"there's some things I hate about Christmas too.
I hate that twat face Elf, whether he's on a shelf or anywhere else.
I fucking hate Secret Santa
And I hate Christmas Dinner, blurgh
What else about Christmas do you think is rubbish?
Oh and games, I hate being forced to play shitty games.
Pretty much Christmas then!
It's all about Christmas dinner and shitty games "
Not coming round to your house then! |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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I totally adore Christmas. It’s my favourite time of year. I love
Planning it
Making lists .... checking them twice
Togetherness, family, friends
Traditions
Making memories
The Christmas tree
Fair lights ... lots and then lots more
Food
Drink
Laughter
Church
Hymns
Carol service
Wrapping presents ... lots and lots of glitter
Giving gifts
Christmas dinner is amazing
Crackers, silly hats, bad jokes
Some games
Volunteering for the Salvation Army
Christmas music
So many things ....
I do appreciate that it can be a difficult time of year for some people though. I also recognise that some people really are just bah humbug!
Strip back everything and the most important part and the bit I enjoy the most is being with my family and making memories. I remember those I’ve loved and lost (always difficult around holidays) and appreciate the people I have around me. I have a lot to be grateful for and it doesn’t come wrapped up in glittery paper. I grew up in a family that enjoyed a very family oriented Christmas and I’m raising my children in the same way.
It’s Christmas now for me so Merry Christmas.... even you Moriarty   |
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"I totally adore Christmas. It’s my favourite time of year. I love
Planning it
Making lists .... checking them twice
Togetherness, family, friends
Traditions
Making memories
The Christmas tree
Fair lights ... lots and then lots more
Food
Drink
Laughter
Church
Hymns
Carol service
Wrapping presents ... lots and lots of glitter
Giving gifts
Christmas dinner is amazing
Crackers, silly hats, bad jokes
Some games
Volunteering for the Salvation Army
Christmas music
So many things ....
I do appreciate that it can be a difficult time of year for some people though. I also recognise that some people really are just bah humbug!
Strip back everything and the most important part and the bit I enjoy the most is being with my family and making memories. I remember those I’ve loved and lost (always difficult around holidays) and appreciate the people I have around me. I have a lot to be grateful for and it doesn’t come wrapped up in glittery paper. I grew up in a family that enjoyed a very family oriented Christmas and I’m raising my children in the same way.
It’s Christmas now for me so Merry Christmas.... even you Moriarty "
Brilliant post, puts me in the mood for my Christmas Shopping tomorrow
Be cursing you afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"there's some things I hate about Christmas too.
I hate that twat face Elf, whether he's on a shelf or anywhere else.
I fucking hate Secret Santa
And I hate Christmas Dinner, blurgh
What else about Christmas do you think is rubbish?
Oh and games, I hate being forced to play shitty games.
Pretty much Christmas then!
It's all about Christmas dinner and shitty games
Not coming round to your house then! "
Love playing all the cheesy games, after a few drinks it's quite amusing!! Last year was pie face and cards against humanity.... That's when you realise how dark your family really is! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I totally adore Christmas. It’s my favourite time of year. I love
Planning it
Making lists .... checking them twice
Togetherness, family, friends
Traditions
Making memories
The Christmas tree
Fair lights ... lots and then lots more
Food
Drink
Laughter
Church
Hymns
Carol service
Wrapping presents ... lots and lots of glitter
Giving gifts
Christmas dinner is amazing
Crackers, silly hats, bad jokes
Some games
Volunteering for the Salvation Army
Christmas music
So many things ....
I do appreciate that it can be a difficult time of year for some people though. I also recognise that some people really are just bah humbug!
Strip back everything and the most important part and the bit I enjoy the most is being with my family and making memories. I remember those I’ve loved and lost (always difficult around holidays) and appreciate the people I have around me. I have a lot to be grateful for and it doesn’t come wrapped up in glittery paper. I grew up in a family that enjoyed a very family oriented Christmas and I’m raising my children in the same way.
It’s Christmas now for me so Merry Christmas.... even you Moriarty "
Merry Christmas to you too Babs.
I did start my post saying I love Christmas, and I do for a lot of the reasons you mention.
I'm just getting more particular and cynical as I get older and realise there's actually lots I really don't like about Christmas.
I'm definitely not a Grinch, I can't wait to get my Oculus Rift my mum is buying me and try out virtual reality porn. That's what Christmas is all about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really love certain things about Christmas like making the house look pretty, making my cake and seeing family.
But, things do bug me. Like Christmas cards, they are completely pointless. I'll give you a piece of card, then you give me a piece of card. They gather dust for a few weeks before we throw them away. What a waste of money.
I've also been rehearsing my present-opening face. I must remember to look super pleased when opening my dead orchid or bottle of cheap tacky perfume... How wonderful
One last winge. I wanna eat more than one chocolate each day from my advent calendar please |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I totally adore Christmas. It’s my favourite time of year. I love
Planning it
Making lists .... checking them twice
Togetherness, family, friends
Traditions
Making memories
The Christmas tree
Fair lights ... lots and then lots more
Food
Drink
Laughter
Church
Hymns
Carol service
Wrapping presents ... lots and lots of glitter
Giving gifts
Christmas dinner is amazing
Crackers, silly hats, bad jokes
Some games
Volunteering for the Salvation Army
Christmas music
So many things ....
I do appreciate that it can be a difficult time of year for some people though. I also recognise that some people really are just bah humbug!
Strip back everything and the most important part and the bit I enjoy the most is being with my family and making memories. I remember those I’ve loved and lost (always difficult around holidays) and appreciate the people I have around me. I have a lot to be grateful for and it doesn’t come wrapped up in glittery paper. I grew up in a family that enjoyed a very family oriented Christmas and I’m raising my children in the same way.
It’s Christmas now for me so Merry Christmas.... even you Moriarty
Merry Christmas to you too Babs.
I did start my post saying I love Christmas, and I do for a lot of the reasons you mention.
I'm just getting more particular and cynical as I get older and realise there's actually lots I really don't like about Christmas.
I'm definitely not a Grinch, I can't wait to get my Oculus Rift my mum is buying me and try out virtual reality porn. That's what Christmas is all about "
You’re back on my ‘nice’ list and I hope you enjoy the virtual reality porn, I understand why would you be looking forward to Christmas Day in that case just don’t share it with your Mum |
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