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The fecking crazy crazy Lounge part 70 snow edition
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By *s_mac OP Woman
over a year ago
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Cancelled festivities and wardrobe malfunctions aside, please do carry on ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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I've just put a beef stew in ma slow cooker, not sure how ma dumplings will turn out later though ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was sorry to hear about your dress after all that finding the right one as well. It’s that time of the year where everything seems to be a disaster x |
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By *s_mac OP Woman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"I was sorry to hear about your dress after all that finding the right one as well. It’s that time of the year where everything seems to be a disaster x"
Ah, such is life Angie. I’m not really a dress person so almost had a momentary melt down and wasn’t going to go. Then I remembered a dress I’d worn to Ascot earlier in the year, didn’t match the black tie dress code, but it did the job and I had a good time.
How was your thing? Did you get through to the next round so you can don a posh frock? |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was sorry to hear about your dress after all that finding the right one as well. It’s that time of the year where everything seems to be a disaster x
Ah, such is life Angie. I’m not really a dress person so almost had a momentary melt down and wasn’t going to go. Then I remembered a dress I’d worn to Ascot earlier in the year, didn’t match the black tie dress code, but it did the job and I had a good time.
How was your thing? Did you get through to the next round so you can don a posh frock?"
No we didn’t win again, there was some very strong competition and some great work going on around the region. X |
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over a year ago
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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whose sack is maccy gonna empty |
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty"
I predict a few volunteers arriving.... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well that was a quick 69!!
What happened to the fecking half ffs
Maccy your fecking sacked
I’m most put out
Oops "
Will just have to have 69 + 2 x ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Well that was a quick 69!!
What happened to the fecking half ffs
Maccy your fecking sacked
I’m most put out
Oops
Will just have to have 69 + 2 x " good idea young lady |
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"Well that was a quick 69!!
What happened to the fecking half ffs
Maccy your fecking sacked
I’m most put out
Oops
Will just have to have 69 + 2 x "
We missed 69.6969696969 ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving.... "
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread "
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright "
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Help! I've stumbled in to a hot shower and I really don't want to get out
C |
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any "
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie?? ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Help! I've stumbled in to a hot shower and I really don't want to get out
C"
I'd send my local plumber... But I think I might never see him again if I did (he is rather yummy!) ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie?? "
Oh bugger you've just reminded me...I'm off to tesco to get some as I'm totally out of them...I'll get you a few bramley while I'm there ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Help! I've stumbled in to a hot shower and I really don't want to get out
C
I'd send my local plumber... But I think I might never see him again if I did (he is rather yummy!) "
Haha! Might be a bit awkward trying to coax another naked guy out of the shower
C |
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"Help! I've stumbled in to a hot shower and I really don't want to get out
C
I'd send my local plumber... But I think I might never see him again if I did (he is rather yummy!)
Haha! Might be a bit awkward trying to coax another naked guy out of the shower
C"
Two yummy naked guys in a shower? I think I've just stumbled into one of my fantasies.... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie?? " Dont trust her shes like snow whites stepmother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Help! I've stumbled in to a hot shower and I really don't want to get out
C
I'd send my local plumber... But I think I might never see him again if I did (he is rather yummy!)
Haha! Might be a bit awkward trying to coax another naked guy out of the shower
C
Two yummy naked guys in a shower? I think I've just stumbled into one of my fantasies.... "
Haha I'm just innocently washing myself No funny business here
C |
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By *s_mac OP Woman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"I was sorry to hear about your dress after all that finding the right one as well. It’s that time of the year where everything seems to be a disaster x
Ah, such is life Angie. I’m not really a dress person so almost had a momentary melt down and wasn’t going to go. Then I remembered a dress I’d worn to Ascot earlier in the year, didn’t match the black tie dress code, but it did the job and I had a good time.
How was your thing? Did you get through to the next round so you can don a posh frock?
No we didn’t win again, there was some very strong competition and some great work going on around the region. X "
Shame about that, here’s to next year! ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *s_mac OP Woman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving.... "
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By *s_mac OP Woman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie?? "
I am still processing the applications
I’d love a latte if there is a spare mug ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well that was a quick 69!!
What happened to the fecking half ffs
Maccy your fecking sacked
I’m most put out
Oops
Will just have to have 69 + 2 x
We missed 69.6969696969 "
Can never have too many 69’s x ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie??
I am still processing the applications
I’d love a latte if there is a spare mug "
There is... They all went into the dishwasher last night... And almost Mistresses teef too!!! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie??
I am still processing the applications
I’d love a latte if there is a spare mug "
Still at tesco...but I'll do you one soon and even if I haven't got a spare mug...I'm fecking sure I can be one
That's a mug ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *s_mac OP Woman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie??
I am still processing the applications
I’d love a latte if there is a spare mug
There is... They all went into the dishwasher last night... And almost Mistresses teef too!!! "
Ooh, it’d have given them a lovely Finish! ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie??
I am still processing the applications
I’d love a latte if there is a spare mug
There is... They all went into the dishwasher last night... And almost Mistresses teef too!!!
Ooh, it’d have given them a lovely Finish! "
Ba-dum-tchh! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie??
I am still processing the applications
I’d love a latte if there is a spare mug
Still at tesco...but I'll do you one soon and even if I haven't got a spare mug...I'm fecking sure I can be one
That's a mug " just buy some ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening all
I had a generous helping of Dick this afternoon. I’m quite tired now |
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"Evening all
I had a generous helping of Dick this afternoon. I’m quite tired now "
Were you able to take it all? ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all
I had a generous helping of Dick this afternoon. I’m quite tired now
Were you able to take it all? "
Mostly it was behind me
Oh yes it was |
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"Evening all
I had a generous helping of Dick this afternoon. I’m quite tired now
Were you able to take it all?
Mostly it was behind me
Oh yes it was"
As long as you enjoyed it... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie?? Dont trust her shes like snow whites stepmother"
Don't talk about snow...it's fecking laid here now ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie??
I am still processing the applications
I’d love a latte if there is a spare mug
There is... They all went into the dishwasher last night... And almost Mistresses teef too!!! "
Ah good job the didn't. ..got my apples now and there's you bramleys for your pies ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie?? Dont trust her shes like snow whites stepmother
Don't talk about snow...it's fecking laid here now "
I've no snow day 3 of solid driving rain here... If I was any wetter I'd be having sex! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie??
I am still processing the applications
I’d love a latte if there is a spare mug
There is... They all went into the dishwasher last night... And almost Mistresses teef too!!!
Ooh, it’d have given them a lovely Finish! "
I'm on my way ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie??
I am still processing the applications
I’d love a latte if there is a spare mug
Still at tesco...but I'll do you one soon and even if I haven't got a spare mug...I'm fecking sure I can be one
That's a mug just buy some ffs"
Have you seen the size of my place...six cups is ample ffs
But I'll pretend I've bought another 6 to go with the pretend lattes ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie?? Dont trust her shes like snow whites stepmother
Don't talk about snow...it's fecking laid here now
I've no snow day 3 of solid driving rain here... If I was any wetter I'd be having sex!"
Better off without it...I went into a fecking skid tonight at a junction. Ffs |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie?? Dont trust her shes like snow whites stepmother
Don't talk about snow...it's fecking laid here now
I've no snow day 3 of solid driving rain here... If I was any wetter I'd be having sex!
Better off without it...I went into a fecking skid tonight at a junction. Ffs" ffs could have ended up with apple juice get the bus next tie |
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie?? Dont trust her shes like snow whites stepmother
Don't talk about snow...it's fecking laid here now
I've no snow day 3 of solid driving rain here... If I was any wetter I'd be having sex!
Better off without it...I went into a fecking skid tonight at a junction. Ffsffs could have ended up with apple juice get the bus next tie"
Jeez be careful will ya!!
Maybe don't wear heels?
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie?? Dont trust her shes like snow whites stepmother
Don't talk about snow...it's fecking laid here now
I've no snow day 3 of solid driving rain here... If I was any wetter I'd be having sex!
Better off without it...I went into a fecking skid tonight at a junction. Ffsffs could have ended up with apple juice get the bus next tie
Jeez be careful will ya!!
Maybe don't wear heels?
Oh wait.... You meant driving? " Dont worry other drivers see her coming and get off the rd as they think shes a sweet little old lady who puts her handbag on the pull out stick little do they know |
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie?? Dont trust her shes like snow whites stepmother
Don't talk about snow...it's fecking laid here now
I've no snow day 3 of solid driving rain here... If I was any wetter I'd be having sex!
Better off without it...I went into a fecking skid tonight at a junction. Ffsffs could have ended up with apple juice get the bus next tie
Jeez be careful will ya!!
Maybe don't wear heels?
Oh wait.... You meant driving? Dont worry other drivers see her coming and get off the rd as they think shes a sweet little old lady who puts her handbag on the pull out stick little do they know"
That's 2 nights in a row you lot have made me snortle my tea!!!! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Evening all - how the devil are you? |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie?? Dont trust her shes like snow whites stepmother
Don't talk about snow...it's fecking laid here now
I've no snow day 3 of solid driving rain here... If I was any wetter I'd be having sex!
Better off without it...I went into a fecking skid tonight at a junction. Ffsffs could have ended up with apple juice get the bus next tie
Jeez be careful will ya!!
Maybe don't wear heels?
Oh wait.... You meant driving? Dont worry other drivers see her coming and get off the rd as they think shes a sweet little old lady who puts her handbag on the pull out stick little do they know
That's 2 nights in a row you lot have made me snortle my tea!!!! " sowwie shall we try for a hat trick ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie?? Dont trust her shes like snow whites stepmother
Don't talk about snow...it's fecking laid here now
I've no snow day 3 of solid driving rain here... If I was any wetter I'd be having sex!
Better off without it...I went into a fecking skid tonight at a junction. Ffsffs could have ended up with apple juice get the bus next tie
Jeez be careful will ya!!
Maybe don't wear heels?
Oh wait.... You meant driving? Dont worry other drivers see her coming and get off the rd as they think shes a sweet little old lady who puts her handbag on the pull out stick little do they know
That's 2 nights in a row you lot have made me snortle my tea!!!! sowwie shall we try for a hat trick "
Bugger that... I'm not logging on tomorrow night!!! Any more of these tea-shooting shenanigans and I'll have to call in the carpet cleaners! ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all - how the devil are you?
Feeling sleepy beside my roaring fire have you recovered from all that Dick you had earlier? "
I have thank you
All energetic again ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Evening all - how the devil are you?
Feeling sleepy beside my roaring fire have you recovered from all that Dick you had earlier?
I have thank you
All energetic again "
My head hurts ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whose sack is maccy gonna empty
I predict a few volunteers arriving....
She's getting plenty of volunteers on another thread
I thought things had gone a bit quiet alright
She's must still be filtering the volunteers. ..as she's not bin back to interview any
An arduous task I'd imagine... She'll need refreshments when she returns! Have you any apples left for that pie?? Dont trust her shes like snow whites stepmother
Don't talk about snow...it's fecking laid here now
I've no snow day 3 of solid driving rain here... If I was any wetter I'd be having sex!
Better off without it...I went into a fecking skid tonight at a junction. Ffsffs could have ended up with apple juice get the bus next tie
Jeez be careful will ya!!
Maybe don't wear heels?
Oh wait.... You meant driving? Dont worry other drivers see her coming and get off the rd as they think shes a sweet little old lady who puts her handbag on the pull out stick little do they know"
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over a year ago
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"Evening all - how the devil are you?"
Evening swing...how the feck are you? ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all - how the devil are you?
Feeling sleepy beside my roaring fire have you recovered from all that Dick you had earlier?
I have thank you
All energetic again
My head hurts "
Take two anadins pink
And keep two ibuprofen ready for when _oddy comes back ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Evening all - how the devil are you?
Feeling sleepy beside my roaring fire have you recovered from all that Dick you had earlier?
I have thank you
All energetic again
My head hurts
Take two anadins pink
And keep two ibuprofen ready for when _oddy comes back "
I can’t take aspirin |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Evening all - how the devil are you?
Feeling sleepy beside my roaring fire have you recovered from all that Dick you had earlier?
I have thank you
All energetic again
My head hurts
Take two anadins pink
And keep two ibuprofen ready for when _oddy comes back
I can’t take aspirin " passes pink a ice stick try that and take no notice of moaning mini |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all - how the devil are you?
Feeling sleepy beside my roaring fire have you recovered from all that Dick you had earlier?
I have thank you
All energetic again
My head hurts "
You need a curly chest to lay against ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"Evening all - how the devil are you?
Feeling sleepy beside my roaring fire have you recovered from all that Dick you had earlier?
I have thank you
All energetic again
My head hurts
You need a curly chest to lay against "
Baaaaa ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Evening all - how the devil are you?
Feeling sleepy beside my roaring fire have you recovered from all that Dick you had earlier?
I have thank you
All energetic again
My head hurts
Take two anadins pink
And keep two ibuprofen ready for when _oddy comes back
I can’t take aspirin passes pink a ice stick try that and take no notice of moaning mini"
I never do ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all - how the devil are you?
Feeling sleepy beside my roaring fire have you recovered from all that Dick you had earlier?
I have thank you
All energetic again
My head hurts
Take two anadins pink
And keep two ibuprofen ready for when _oddy comes back
I can’t take aspirin passes pink a ice stick try that and take no notice of moaning mini
I never do "
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening all - how the devil are you?
Feeling sleepy beside my roaring fire have you recovered from all that Dick you had earlier?
I have thank you
All energetic again
My head hurts
Take two anadins pink
And keep two ibuprofen ready for when _oddy comes back
I can’t take aspirin passes pink a ice stick try that and take no notice of moaning mini
I never do
Only cos your deaf "
WHAT? ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all - how the devil are you?
Feeling sleepy beside my roaring fire have you recovered from all that Dick you had earlier?
I have thank you
All energetic again
My head hurts
Take two anadins pink
And keep two ibuprofen ready for when _oddy comes back
I can’t take aspirin passes pink a ice stick try that and take no notice of moaning mini
I never do
Only cos your deaf
WHAT? "
You get back to _oddys thread ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening all - how the devil are you?
Feeling sleepy beside my roaring fire have you recovered from all that Dick you had earlier?
I have thank you
All energetic again
My head hurts
Take two anadins pink
And keep two ibuprofen ready for when _oddy comes back
I can’t take aspirin passes pink a ice stick try that and take no notice of moaning mini
I never do
Only cos your deaf
WHAT?
You get back to _oddys thread "
There's no one in there, I'll be talking to myself again!![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all - how the devil are you?
Feeling sleepy beside my roaring fire have you recovered from all that Dick you had earlier?
I have thank you
All energetic again
My head hurts
Take two anadins pink
And keep two ibuprofen ready for when _oddy comes back
I can’t take aspirin passes pink a ice stick try that and take no notice of moaning mini
I never do
Only cos your deaf
WHAT?
You get back to _oddys thread
There's no one in there, I'll be talking to myself again! "
I'll pop by ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening all - how the devil are you?
Feeling sleepy beside my roaring fire have you recovered from all that Dick you had earlier?
I have thank you
All energetic again
My head hurts
Take two anadins pink
And keep two ibuprofen ready for when _oddy comes back
I can’t take aspirin passes pink a ice stick try that and take no notice of moaning mini
I never do
Only cos your deaf
WHAT?
You get back to _oddys thread
There's no one in there, I'll be talking to myself again!
I'll pop by "
*Dont encourage any of this lot over!* ![](/icons/s/2/ninja.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning wafflers ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Morning wafflers "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's not just this thread. This whole place is nuts.
Gmorning. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not just this thread. This whole place is nuts.
Gmorning. "
Word brother ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
.. |
It’s gorgeous out there. Snow on the moors, frosty and icy ... looks so pretty. -5 at mine this morning, just lovely
It makes me feel so festive ![](/icons/s/2/santa_biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s gorgeous out there. Snow on the moors, frosty and icy ... looks so pretty. -5 at mine this morning, just lovely
It makes me feel so festive "
It makes me feel cold. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"It’s gorgeous out there. Snow on the moors, frosty and icy ... looks so pretty. -5 at mine this morning, just lovely
It makes me feel so festive
It makes me feel cold. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s gorgeous out there. Snow on the moors, frosty and icy ... looks so pretty. -5 at mine this morning, just lovely
It makes me feel so festive "
It's fecking awful....be careful going down that hill ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good morning all, the snow hasn’t gone and I’m not happy about it x ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"It’s gorgeous out there. Snow on the moors, frosty and icy ... looks so pretty. -5 at mine this morning, just lovely
It makes me feel so festive
It's fecking awful....be careful going down that hill "
I think I just freewheeled this morning ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Good morning all, the snow hasn’t gone and I’m not happy about it x "
I didn’t order snow until Christmas Eve ... unacceptable!
Have you got a lot Angie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning all, the snow hasn’t gone and I’m not happy about it x
I didn’t order snow until Christmas Eve ... unacceptable!
Have you got a lot Angie? "
We’ve had a good 6 inches in places. As we live high up. It’s played havoc with everything, schools are shut, the buses have stopped running and cars can’t move. So many abandoned cars on the roads it’s dangerous. I usually go shopping into town today but can’t get there and back so just having to try and get to the local shop x |
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"Good morning all, the snow hasn’t gone and I’m not happy about it x
I didn’t order snow until Christmas Eve ... unacceptable!
Have you got a lot Angie?
We’ve had a good 6 inches in places. As we live high up. It’s played havoc with everything, schools are shut, the buses have stopped running and cars can’t move. So many abandoned cars on the roads it’s dangerous. I usually go shopping into town today but can’t get there and back so just having to try and get to the local shop x "
Oh 6” ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"It’s gorgeous out there. Snow on the moors, frosty and icy ... looks so pretty. -5 at mine this morning, just lovely
It makes me feel so festive
It makes me feel cold.
Keep your socks on "
I had my bed socks on last night ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning all, the snow hasn’t gone and I’m not happy about it x
I didn’t order snow until Christmas Eve ... unacceptable!
Have you got a lot Angie?
We’ve had a good 6 inches in places. As we live high up. It’s played havoc with everything, schools are shut, the buses have stopped running and cars can’t move. So many abandoned cars on the roads it’s dangerous. I usually go shopping into town today but can’t get there and back so just having to try and get to the local shop x
Oh 6” "
Pink 6 is plenty x ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
.. |
"It’s gorgeous out there. Snow on the moors, frosty and icy ... looks so pretty. -5 at mine this morning, just lovely
It makes me feel so festive
It makes me feel cold.
Keep your socks on
I had my bed socks on last night "
Just your bed socks ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god "
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god "
Bacon Roll ... yes please, that would be lovely ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Good morning all, the snow hasn’t gone and I’m not happy about it x
I didn’t order snow until Christmas Eve ... unacceptable!
Have you got a lot Angie?
We’ve had a good 6 inches in places. As we live high up. It’s played havoc with everything, schools are shut, the buses have stopped running and cars can’t move. So many abandoned cars on the roads it’s dangerous. I usually go shopping into town today but can’t get there and back so just having to try and get to the local shop x
Oh 6”
Pink 6 is plenty x "
It’s all about the girth ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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"It’s gorgeous out there. Snow on the moors, frosty and icy ... looks so pretty. -5 at mine this morning, just lovely
It makes me feel so festive
It makes me feel cold.
Keep your socks on
I had my bed socks on last night
Just your bed socks "
No way, I didn’t have Swing to keep me warm ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
Bacon Roll ... yes please, that would be lovely "
Can I nibble on yours, Babs? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism "
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism
"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s gorgeous out there. Snow on the moors, frosty and icy ... looks so pretty. -5 at mine this morning, just lovely
It makes me feel so festive
It makes me feel cold.
Keep your socks on "
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
Bacon Roll ... yes please, that would be lovely
Can I nibble on yours, Babs? "
Totally ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
Bacon Roll ... yes please, that would be lovely
Can I nibble on yours, Babs?
Totally "
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism " sammi you know who would have nabbed em all anyways i had yours safe here for you tuts cant please some people ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism sammi you know who would have nabbed em all anyways i had yours safe here for you tuts cant
please some people "
Thanks Voddy, I'll have to share mine with Babs as I've eaten half of hers! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism sammi you know who would have nabbed em all anyways i had yours safe here for you tuts cant
please some people
Thanks Voddy, I'll have to share mine with Babs as I've eaten half of hers! " you want a freid egg in it |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism sammi you know who would have nabbed em all anyways i had yours safe here for you tuts cant
please some people
Thanks Voddy, I'll have to share mine with Babs as I've eaten half of hers! you want a freid egg in it"
Ooh yes please, have you got any HP sauce? I can smell the bacon...mmmmmm ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism sammi you know who would have nabbed em all anyways i had yours safe here for you tuts cant
please some people
Thanks Voddy, I'll have to share mine with Babs as I've eaten half of hers! you want a freid egg in it
Ooh yes please, have you got any HP sauce? I can smell the bacon...mmmmmm " sure have |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism sammi you know who would have nabbed em all anyways i had yours safe here for you tuts cant
please some people
Thanks Voddy, I'll have to share mine with Babs as I've eaten half of hers! you want a freid egg in it
Ooh yes please, have you got any HP sauce? I can smell the bacon...mmmmmm sure have"
Nom nom....lovely ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism sammi you know who would have nabbed em all anyways i had yours safe here for you tuts cant
please some people
Thanks Voddy, I'll have to share mine with Babs as I've eaten half of hers! you want a freid egg in it
Ooh yes please, have you got any HP sauce? I can smell the bacon...mmmmmm sure have
Nom nom....lovely "
I bet it fecking was ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism sammi you know who would have nabbed em all anyways i had yours safe here for you tuts cant
please some people
Thanks Voddy, I'll have to share mine with Babs as I've eaten half of hers! you want a freid egg in it
Ooh yes please, have you got any HP sauce? I can smell the bacon...mmmmmm sure have
Nom nom....lovely
I bet it fecking was "
You have apples hopefully, so you won't need to go skidding round the streets, later! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism sammi you know who would have nabbed em all anyways i had yours safe here for you tuts cant
please some people
Thanks Voddy, I'll have to share mine with Babs as I've eaten half of hers! you want a freid egg in it
Ooh yes please, have you got any HP sauce? I can smell the bacon...mmmmmm sure have
Nom nom....lovely
I bet it fecking was
You have apples hopefully, so you won't need to go skidding round the streets, later! "
Fecking _oddy will be here shortly to give me some bloody bananas ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism sammi you know who would have nabbed em all anyways i had yours safe here for you tuts cant
please some people
Thanks Voddy, I'll have to share mine with Babs as I've eaten half of hers! you want a freid egg in it
Ooh yes please, have you got any HP sauce? I can smell the bacon...mmmmmm sure have
Nom nom....lovely
I bet it fecking was
You have apples hopefully, so you won't need to go skidding round the streets, later!
Fecking _oddy will be here shortly to give me some bloody bananas ffs"
Will you put them up your ass? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism sammi you know who would have nabbed em all anyways i had yours safe here for you tuts cant
please some people
Thanks Voddy, I'll have to share mine with Babs as I've eaten half of hers! you want a freid egg in it
Ooh yes please, have you got any HP sauce? I can smell the bacon...mmmmmm sure have
Nom nom....lovely
I bet it fecking was
You have apples hopefully, so you won't need to go skidding round the streets, later!
Fecking _oddy will be here shortly to give me some bloody bananas ffs
Will you put them up your ass?"
Trust you to lower the fecking tone of the thread ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism sammi you know who would have nabbed em all anyways i had yours safe here for you tuts cant
please some people
Thanks Voddy, I'll have to share mine with Babs as I've eaten half of hers! you want a freid egg in it
Ooh yes please, have you got any HP sauce? I can smell the bacon...mmmmmm sure have
Nom nom....lovely
I bet it fecking was
You have apples hopefully, so you won't need to go skidding round the streets, later!
Fecking _oddy will be here shortly to give me some bloody bananas ffs
Will you put them up your ass?
Trust you to lower the fecking tone of the thread "
Haha im sorreeeeeeeee mistress |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism sammi you know who would have nabbed em all anyways i had yours safe here for you tuts cant
please some people
Thanks Voddy, I'll have to share mine with Babs as I've eaten half of hers! you want a freid egg in it
Ooh yes please, have you got any HP sauce? I can smell the bacon...mmmmmm sure have
Nom nom....lovely
I bet it fecking was
You have apples hopefully, so you won't need to go skidding round the streets, later!
Fecking _oddy will be here shortly to give me some bloody bananas ffs
Will you put them up your ass?
Trust you to lower the fecking tone of the thread "
Tut...how'd he get in again.... ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Artnoon
So festive crisps - yay or nay? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism sammi you know who would have nabbed em all anyways i had yours safe here for you tuts cant
please some people
Thanks Voddy, I'll have to share mine with Babs as I've eaten half of hers! you want a freid egg in it
Ooh yes please, have you got any HP sauce? I can smell the bacon...mmmmmm sure have
Nom nom....lovely
I bet it fecking was
You have apples hopefully, so you won't need to go skidding round the streets, later!
Fecking _oddy will be here shortly to give me some bloody bananas ffs
Will you put them up your ass?
Trust you to lower the fecking tone of the thread
Tut...how'd he get in again.... "
Bet he nicked my fecking butter ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Artnoon
So festive crisps - yay or nay?"
Afternoon swing...a few smoky bacon ones would be nice![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"morning all comes in with hot drinks and bacon rolls no snow here thank god
No bacon rolls in the other thread, that's favouritism sammi you know who would have nabbed em all anyways i had yours safe here for you tuts cant
please some people
Thanks Voddy, I'll have to share mine with Babs as I've eaten half of hers! you want a freid egg in it
Ooh yes please, have you got any HP sauce? I can smell the bacon...mmmmmm sure have
Nom nom....lovely
I bet it fecking was
You have apples hopefully, so you won't need to go skidding round the streets, later!
Fecking _oddy will be here shortly to give me some bloody bananas ffs
Will you put them up your ass?
Trust you to lower the fecking tone of the thread
Tut...how'd he get in again....
Bet he nicked my fecking butter "
Maybe there's some greasy fingerprints, somewhere, we could get Scott and Bailey in ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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"Artnoon
So festive crisps - yay or nay?"
Oh I haven’t seen these ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"Artnoon
So festive crisps - yay or nay?
Oh I haven’t seen these "
Christmas Pudding and Brandy Butter flavour last year |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Artnoon
So festive crisps - yay or nay?
Oh I haven’t seen these
Christmas Pudding and Brandy Butter flavour last year"
Mmm...do they do turkey and stuffing...?! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Artnoon
So festive crisps - yay or nay?
Oh I haven’t seen these
Christmas Pudding and Brandy Butter flavour last year"
Maybe not ![](/icons/s/2/vom.gif) |
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"Artnoon
So festive crisps - yay or nay?
Oh I haven’t seen these
Christmas Pudding and Brandy Butter flavour last year
Mmm...do they do turkey and stuffing...?! "
Stuffing yes please Swing
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Artnoon
So festive crisps - yay or nay?
Oh I haven’t seen these
Christmas Pudding and Brandy Butter flavour last year
Mmm...do they do turkey and stuffing...?!
Stuffing yes please Swing
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Your wish... |
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"Artnoon
So festive crisps - yay or nay?
Oh I haven’t seen these
Christmas Pudding and Brandy Butter flavour last year
Mmm...do they do turkey and stuffing...?!
Stuffing yes please Swing
Your wish..."
Oh you’ve got your wand out ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Artnoon
So festive crisps - yay or nay?
Oh I haven’t seen these
Christmas Pudding and Brandy Butter flavour last year
Mmm...do they do turkey and stuffing...?!
Stuffing yes please Swing
Your wish...
Oh you’ve got your wand out "
Abra cadabra ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Artnoon
So festive crisps - yay or nay?
Oh I haven’t seen these
Christmas Pudding and Brandy Butter flavour last year
Mmm...do they do turkey and stuffing...?!
Stuffing yes please Swing
Your wish...
Oh you’ve got your wand out "
Ooh... ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alohomora legs ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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"Alohomora legs "
You don’t need a spell ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alohomora legs
You don’t need a spell "
Oooft ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Artnoon
So festive crisps - yay or nay?
Oh I haven’t seen these
Christmas Pudding and Brandy Butter flavour last year
Mmm...do they do turkey and stuffing...?! "
Yes, In a Pringles tube. They’re quite nice x ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Artnoon
So festive crisps - yay or nay?
Oh I haven’t seen these
Christmas Pudding and Brandy Butter flavour last year
Mmm...do they do turkey and stuffing...?!
Yes, In a Pringles tube. They’re quite nice x "
Omg my mind today it needs washing out with soap |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Artnoon
So festive crisps - yay or nay?
Oh I haven’t seen these
Christmas Pudding and Brandy Butter flavour last year
Mmm...do they do turkey and stuffing...?!
Yes, In a Pringles tube. They’re quite nice x "
Ooh, must try those! ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Artnoon
So festive crisps - yay or nay?
Oh I haven’t seen these
Christmas Pudding and Brandy Butter flavour last year
Mmm...do they do turkey and stuffing...?!
Yes, In a Pringles tube. They’re quite nice x
Omg my mind today it needs washing out with soap "
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Is it too early for good evening? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Is it too early for good evening? "
It's dark. Evening |
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"Is it too early for good evening?
It's dark. Evening "
It’s not in this house no one knows how to turn lights off ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it too early for good evening?
It's dark. Evening
It’s not in this house no one knows how to turn lights off "
Sounds as bad as mine, that and tv’s none seem to possess an off switch x |
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"Is it too early for good evening?
It's dark. Evening
It’s not in this house no one knows how to turn lights off "
I get told I live in darkness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it too early for good evening?
It's dark. Evening
It’s not in this house no one knows how to turn lights off
I get told I live in darkness "
Merry Christmas ![](/icons/s/2/santa_biggrin.gif) |
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"Is it too early for good evening?
It's dark. Evening
It’s not in this house no one knows how to turn lights off
I get told I live in darkness
Merry Christmas "
And a happy new year ![](/icons/s/2/santa_biggrin.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Good evening lady pink xx
has moaning minnie been in |
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By *s_mac OP Woman
over a year ago
Traffic land |
"Good evening lady pink xx
has moaning minnie been in "
Can I moan? I only went in to work today as I had training booked. The bloody woman running it cancelled and worked from home (snow is not an issue in our area!). I’d have stayed in bed ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Good evening lady pink xx
has moaning minnie been in
Can I moan? I only went in to work today as I had training booked. The bloody woman running it cancelled and worked from home (snow is not an issue in our area!). I’d have stayed in bed " how dare she cancel hope you were paid for going in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening lady pink xx
has moaning minnie been in "
Yeah _amiss has been in giving my bacon away ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening lady pink xx
has moaning minnie been in
Can I moan? I only went in to work today as I had training booked. The bloody woman running it cancelled and worked from home (snow is not an issue in our area!). I’d have stayed in bed "
Ah that's perfectly reasonable moan about about maccy...hope you moaned at the lazy fecker for not turning up though ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good eeeeeeevening
Jim - leave it out with the possession
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Good evening lady pink xx
has moaning minnie been in
Yeah _amiss has been in giving my bacon away " How can she give away what you had already eaten woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all
Sup
Duuuuude "
Gnarly ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
wonders if play has had her tea |
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"wonders if play has had her tea"
I wasn't logging on until my mug was empty!!! Don't trust you lot anymore.... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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Why oh why do I click on threads that will make me cry? ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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"Why oh why do I click on threads that will make me cry? "
Because you're a softie? (((hugs))) |
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"Why oh why do I click on threads that will make me cry?
Because you're a softie? (((hugs)))"
Does everyone know I’m soft? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Why oh why do I click on threads that will make me cry?
Because you're a softie? (((hugs)))
Does everyone know I’m soft? "
I read it on the back of a toilet door ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why oh why do I click on threads that will make me cry?
Because you're a softie? (((hugs)))
Does everyone know I’m soft? "
What? With them eyes
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Why oh why do I click on threads that will make me cry?
Because you're a softie? (((hugs)))
Does everyone know I’m soft?
I read it on the back of a toilet door " i read that as well |
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"Why oh why do I click on threads that will make me cry?
Because you're a softie? (((hugs)))
Does everyone know I’m soft?
I read it on the back of a toilet door i read that as well"
Bathroom graffiti just isn't what it used to be.... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Play misstress has asked me to invite you over to the no strictly thread for a nice latte and cream cake |
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"Play misstress has asked me to invite you over to the no strictly thread for a nice latte and cream cake "
Baiting traps with pastries now is it???? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"I’ve got a headache again " silly ? but when your out do you wear a hat as letting your head get cold can cause headaches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got a headache again "
Oh hi
Come here often? |
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"I’ve got a headache again silly ? but when your out do you wear a hat as letting your head get cold can cause headaches"
It’s more likely to do we’ve crazy kids ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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"I’ve got a headache again "
You're dehydrated from crying sweetie x |
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"I’ve got a headache again
Oh hi
Come here often?"
Hey there, I’ll come here more often if you’re here ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"I’ve got a headache again
You're dehydrated from crying sweetie x"
Now that sounds about right ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got a headache again
Oh hi
Come here often?
Hey there, I’ll come here more often if you’re here "
Come where? ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
somewhere |
She's already left you all and started the next thread ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She's already left you all and started the next thread "
No patience
Quite stubborn ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Endosaurus |
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