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Little White Lies We've Told Our Kids or been told as Kid's
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What little white lies have you told your kids or been told as a child?
I'll start of with the classic "The ice cream van only plays that music when its run out of icecream"
And the other one I got told all the time "you where adopted" unfortunately this one wasn't true... lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Santa won't visit you if you're naughty...
Which is ridiculous because of corse he does, he just leaves coal instead of gifts.. "
And that Santa is always watching you to see if your naughty or nice... thats kinda creepy thinking about it now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Santa won't visit you if you're naughty...
Which is ridiculous because of corse he does, he just leaves coal instead of gifts.. "
Brilliant ... the price of coal these days this would be amazing  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Santa won't visit you if you're naughty...
Which is ridiculous because of corse he does, he just leaves coal instead of gifts..
And that Santa is always watching you to see if your naughty or nice... thats kinda creepy thinking about it now "
With that and god always watching plus the departed relatives looking down from heaven there’s no wonder I had issues with constipation when I was a child |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got told Santa's real .......is he?
No 
damn ...........you sure I always get a prezzie 
Gift arrive in many different ways... "
but Santa ?? brings them ......right  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I still feel really mean about this, but years ago the children heard the ice cream van but couldn't see it and asked what it was, and for some reason it seemed like a good idea to say it was the child catcher  well on this they behaved impeccably so decided to run with it. But it did take awhile to connect the noise to the ice cream van, so if we did see one out at a fete or similar they still had an ice cream.
Ginger |
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"If you play with it to much it will fall off  lol
Haha did it?"
Yes it required massive surgery and the death of a baby elephant at the zoo to graft it's trunk on
It's great apart from every time I walk down the fruit and veg aisle at the supermarket it springs out and grabs things to shove in my mouth |
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over a year ago
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"Of you swallow chewing gum, you'll never poo again and it will stick in your stomach...my parents thought they were funny...
Peach x"
I was told if you swallowed gum it would collect into one big ball of gum in my stomach |
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You've gotta be careful, when I was like 7 or 8 I was asking my mum what platinum was, and as I was so impressed by something being better than gold, I said i wanted something platinum, she said i'll get you a platinum ring when you turn 21.
13 years later im like, wheres my platinum ring? She didnt have a clue what I was talking about and i'd fully expected that was something that was definately happening a that time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There no bogey man then an hour later as we still making a racket in bed ,if you don't go to sleep the bogey man will get you yes parents do contridict themselves
If the wind changes your face will stay like that
Eat your crusts it gives you curly hair |
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"If you play with it to much it will fall off lol
Haha did it?
Yes it required massive surgery and the death of a baby elephant at the zoo to graft it's trunk on
It's great apart from every time I walk down the fruit and veg aisle at the supermarket it springs out and grabs things to shove in my mouth "
Haha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I got told Santa's real .......is he?
No
damn ...........you sure I always get a prezzie
Gift arrive in many different ways...but Santa ?? brings them ......right "
If it makes you happy then ... yeah |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you play with it to much it will fall off lol
Haha did it?
Yes it required massive surgery and the death of a baby elephant at the zoo to graft it's trunk on
It's great apart from every time I walk down the fruit and veg aisle at the supermarket it springs out and grabs things to shove in my mouth "
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"If you play with it to much it will fall off lol
Haha did it?
Yes it required massive surgery and the death of a baby elephant at the zoo to graft it's trunk on
It's great apart from every time I walk down the fruit and veg aisle at the supermarket it springs out and grabs things to shove in my mouth "
that made me laugh out loud |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Santa won't visit you if you're naughty...
Which is ridiculous because of corse he does, he just leaves coal instead of gifts..
Brilliant ... the price of coal these days this would be amazing "
So that's why i got coal. I got so much coal as a child i'm still burning my way through it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I,'ve told one of my son's many times, that his dad fetched the wrong baby back from the pub and the real ##### is out there somewhere. XXX"
Hahaha savage but brilliant going on the naughty list |
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Tell your kids that every person only gets 10,000 words to use every month and If you reach the limit, you can't physically speak until the new month begins.
Great way of shutting them up after bed time when they won't go to sleep as you can say they are getting close to the limit 
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I gave my son some money for a treat and asked him to get me a bag of m&m"s and when he came back I told him that these were faulty as they were w&w"s
he got my ex to return them to the manufacturers and they sent him a box of them and apologised(tbf they must have had a great soh) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Santa won't visit you if you're naughty...
Which is ridiculous because of corse he does, he just leaves coal instead of gifts..
And that Santa is always watching you to see if your naughty or nice... thats kinda creepy thinking about it now
With that and god always watching plus the departed relatives looking down from heaven there’s no wonder I had issues with constipation when I was a child "
Haha  |
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