This afternoon my friend and I have found ourselves on the wrong side of the law. I found in the shed some bags of old plaster, i had a thought to make some unusual garden ornaments. So my friend and I set about digging some large holes in the garden to use as moulds. One of Robert Mugabe, and the other of Donald Trump. Anyway things were going ok, after the dig we mixed up the plaster and poured it in. However after several hours it became obvious that due to today's cold temperatures they weren't going to set. My topical gardening dream in tatters! Then, brainwave! Hair dryers to set them! It seemed to be working and success was on the horizon! When the police turned up! Moments later my friend and I found ourselves under arrest! For trying to set dangerous presidents!  Any advice? Help a fabber out!  |
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LOL good one.
Ironically if you had managed to finish them,both would have been better presidents than the real one's.
(Insert funny punchline here using some of the following words, stone,set, plastered,big holes and hairpiece) |
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"LOL good one.
Ironically if you had managed to finish them,both would have been better presidents than the real one's.
(Insert funny punchline here using some of the following words, stone,set, plastered,big holes and hairpiece)"
Did you watch digging for Britain the other night? |
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I've tried to put this in layman's terms.
Basically, you're buggered!
