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It's Time For Me To Be Honest!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm not really who I've seemed to be, sorry!, but it's all being a deception as I had a secret mission to fulfill. But, since I'm failing in that I've decided to come clean and be open and appeal directly to you rather than continue using temptation......I am the Devil, Beelzebub if you will, although I prefer Old Harry! and I want your soul.
For one night only, what luxury or desire can I give you for your worthless, pitiful soul?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My soul isn't worth much. Even to you Lucifer "
Your own shoe shop with every shoe and boot fitting perfectly and being able to be worn without discomfort all day long? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I walk into a church/chapel/mosque etc and it burns in flames..
You walk into a church/chapel/mosque etc and a small candle puffs out like a small fart"
That's right my friend, aren't ego, bravado and pride wonderful gifts! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I have a bronzed adonis with a perfect cock and the skills to back it up?
And a slim blonde girl, slightly submissive and shy.
Can we be taken to a tropical island with staff to cater our everywhim? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not really who I've seemed to be, sorry!, but it's all being a deception as I had a secret mission to fulfill. But, since I'm failing in that I've decided to come clean and be open and appeal directly to you rather than continue using temptation......I am the Devil, Beelzebub if you will, although I prefer Old Harry! and I want your soul.
For one night only, what luxury or desire can I give you for your worthless, pitiful soul? "
I want pizza fully loaded ....am I bad  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a bronzed adonis with a perfect cock and the skills to back it up?
And a slim blonde girl, slightly submissive and shy.
Can we be taken to a tropical island with staff to cater our everywhim? "
Young lady, if that is your desire then all I require is a signature, please let me just prick your finger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I walk into a church/chapel/mosque etc and it burns in flames..
You walk into a church/chapel/mosque etc and a small candle puffs out like a small fart
That's right my friend, aren't ego, bravado and pride wonderful gifts! "
its the original sin |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not really who I've seemed to be, sorry!, but it's all being a deception as I had a secret mission to fulfill. But, since I'm failing in that I've decided to come clean and be open and appeal directly to you rather than continue using temptation......I am the Devil, Beelzebub if you will, although I prefer Old Harry! and I want your soul.
For one night only, what luxury or desire can I give you for your worthless, pitiful soul? I want pizza fully loaded ....am I bad "
For you my young Adonis, a never ending pizza constantly tasting hot and fresh for just one small signature. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry Doc I was with Lucy when vad the impala got her he got me to so only get out at night
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Alas my poor friend He condemned all within Hull to damnation many years ago as He says none are worth saving, a larger den of iniquity there is not! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok
I'll sell my sole if you give me a sex mad loving and loyal life partner to start and make family for the next 70 years  "
Tis yours and because of your outstanding 0 meet club work you will remain forever Magnum! |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"Ok
I'll sell my sole if you give me a sex mad loving and loyal life partner to start and make family for the next 70 years
Tis yours and because of your outstanding 0 meet club work you will remain forever Magnum! "
remain forever Magnum....
Woohoo i carnt die  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would like 4 men please "
Unfortunately I can't offer you Tom Hibbleston, trying to tempt a young lady with him, but will Tom Hardy, Dan Stevens, Tom Hughes and Benedict Cummberbatch suffice? Four large pricks in exchange for one small one on your finger and they're all yours! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ive got an amazing credit card bill that needs clearing - ................... oh well worth a try  "
I have one special credit card left from Lehman Brothers, it has no limit and no monthly minimum payment...just one drop of blood, a little signature and it's all yours! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive got an amazing credit card bill that needs clearing - ................... oh well worth a try
I have one special credit card left from Lehman Brothers, it has no limit and no monthly minimum payment...just one drop of blood, a little signature and it's all yours! "
okey dokey |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ive got an amazing credit card bill that needs clearing - ................... oh well worth a try
I have one special credit card left from Lehman Brothers, it has no limit and no monthly minimum payment...just one drop of blood, a little signature and it's all yours!
okey dokey "
It's in the post, don't forget to sign the back straight away, I wouldn't want you to feel cheated come the day! |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Ok
I'll sell my sole if you give me a sex mad loving and loyal life partner to start and make family for the next 70 years
Tis yours and because of your outstanding 0 meet club work you will remain forever Magnum!
remain forever Magnum....
Woohoo i carnt die "
Ps cos i will live forever as Magnum.
Thar,for forever alive.
It meens you will never get my sole 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No chance!
You could have Tom Hiddleston pandering to your every whim every minute of the day?
Nope! "
Maybe Brian Cox and Laura Kunessbergive, I've always found them to stimulate my mind! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahhhh, my son, my darling boy - thought I'd lost you to the light. Glad to see you're still trying to make me proud.
You need to know your market better though; can't ask these fine examples of debauchery to give up their souls - those who still have them don't value them, and the rest have nothing to trade.
Their lust, on the other hand....their carnal desires, their primal fire......that's far more valuable, and would fuel the furnaces of Hell for millennia.
Offer what their heart longs for in exchange for their passion - and let's see what they REALLY want! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ahhhh, my son, my darling boy - thought I'd lost you to the light. Glad to see you're still trying to make me proud.
You need to know your market better though; can't ask these fine examples of debauchery to give up their souls - those who still have them don't value them, and the rest have nothing to trade.
Their lust, on the other hand....their carnal desires, their primal fire......that's far more valuable, and would fuel the furnaces of Hell for millennia.
Offer what their heart longs for in exchange for their passion - and let's see what they REALLY want! "
My lady, want a queen of darkness you'd make!, bring them all to me and once my work is done..... |
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