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Feel like a dweeb but I'm excited.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

That guy is home late Friday and it's a week today I'll be meeting him for the second meet, a sleepover meet. Said I can pamper him and cook for him. I've got face masks and special body oils and foot creams and I'm doing a hot buffet with sticky chicken skewers, cheese and bacon loaded potato skins, curly fries, garlic bread, coleslaw (homemade) mini pizzas and BBQ chicken wings!

Sound nice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That guy is home late Friday and it's a week today I'll be meeting him for the second meet, a sleepover meet. Said I can pamper him and cook for him. I've got face masks and special body oils and foot creams and I'm doing a hot buffet with sticky chicken skewers, cheese and bacon loaded potato skins, curly fries, garlic bread, coleslaw (homemade) mini pizzas and BBQ chicken wings!

Sound nice?"

Sounds amazing !

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

It sounds like he is a very lucky bugger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds fuckin' awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sound nice?"

If he cancels give me a shout

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Sounds bloody awesome!

He's a lucky fella xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Miss Wilkes, what Naughty Twosome said.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

GARLIC BREAD!!!

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By *ilent.KnightMan over a year ago

Swindon

Sound nice?"

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"GARLIC BREAD!!!"

That was my thought....but as long as they both eat it, it's cool!

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By *icky-discoMan over a year ago

oxford

Sound nice?"

I’d be asleep after that lot zzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just want to fuck him already!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sound nice?

I’d be asleep after that lot zzzz

Yeah too many carbs

You need to fuck and then have a buffet x

Jealous.. I wish was having a fuckfest buffet have fun girly x

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Is it single slices of garlic bread or one of those cut baguettes?

Hope you both don't get the farts?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

What's he bringing besides cock ?

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By *icky-discoMan over a year ago

oxford

"Just want to fuck him already!"

Ditch all the jazzy stuff

and get down and dirty girl enjoy the glitzy shit after

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By *icky-discoMan over a year ago

oxford

"GARLIC BREAD!!!

That was my thought....but as long as they both eat it, it's cool!

It’s the future I tell you

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

Whos the guy ..sounds like colonel sanders

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By *icky-discoMan over a year ago

oxford

"Whos the guy ..sounds like colonel sanders"

Papa john lol

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tip -

Don’t open the door to him wearing the face mask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And what's he going to do for you? Cos you matter too y'know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna say this.

Trying too hard.

Honestly.

Beers, wine water, pizza or curry.

Bacon n eggs juice.

That's all you need.

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By *appy squirrelWoman over a year ago

Norwich

i don't want to sound nasty- but if I am meeting someone for the second time and he would do all these things I'd be running as I'd be creaped out... it's a meet not a date to marry you right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not sure it's over the top. It's a few bits in the oven and smellies. It's not as though she's slaving over the stove for hours on end!

And I think for a lot of singles here Fab is no longer a NSA site but a more sexually open dating site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just want to fuck him already!"

Fun first then, food for afters

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Sound nice?"

All sounds very tasty sweetheart - but pretty heavy too! After all that I’d feel bloated and there’s no way on earth I’d be up for an all night shag fest!

I’d personally go for something lighter and perhaps a little healthier?

Chinese or Thai perhaps?

Or fish or steak if you prefer English food - but without bread-based products which can have a tendency to cause bloating.

That’s just what I’d do lovely - doesn’t mean you have to!

Have an amazing time whatever you choose to cook/eat!

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By *lmostthereMan over a year ago

Southampton

The way to a man's cock is through his jeans' buttons. The way to his heart is through his stomach.

Sex and food are amongst the greatest pleasures in life.

Enjoy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And what's he going to do for you? Cos you matter too y'know."

This.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The food is mainly for me, I can put it away! The pampering is one of my joys. I'm a beautician doing treatments and sticking my tongue up their arse.

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By *oubyLoverWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"The food is mainly for me, I can put it away! The pampering is one of my joys. I'm a beautician doing treatments and sticking my tongue up their arse. "

Food, beauty treatments and rimming. You should hold parties

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The food is mainly for me, I can put it away! The pampering is one of my joys. I'm a beautician doing treatments and sticking my tongue up their arse. "

I hope he belches a backwards rift

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sound nice?"

Any lager ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sound nice?"

If it makes YOU happy that's all that matters

Bit jealous though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The food is mainly for me, I can put it away! The pampering is one of my joys. I'm a beautician doing treatments and sticking my tongue up their arse.

Food, beauty treatments and rimming. You should hold parties

It is a slumber party, he's bringing his slippers and dressing gown.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sound nice?"

Santa’s cum early for him

hope he realises how lucky he is x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Honestly who gives a stuff if your for desert lol I would easily settle for it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The food is mainly for me, I can put it away! The pampering is one of my joys. I'm a beautician doing treatments and sticking my tongue up their arse. "

Marry me

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By *oubyLoverWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"The food is mainly for me, I can put it away! The pampering is one of my joys. I'm a beautician doing treatments and sticking my tongue up their arse.

Food, beauty treatments and rimming. You should hold parties

It is a slumber party, he's bringing his slippers and dressing gown. "

It sounds awesome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds good

however I'd lighten up on the food a little, carb overload equals sleep not a fuck fest....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sound nice?

If it makes YOU happy that's all that matters

Bit jealous though

His happiness matters too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sound nice?"

Sounds a bit too carbohydrate loaded, don't want to bloat him too much before dessert!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My man would love all this food but I know the result is he would be more likely to want to sleep than get naughty with me. Shag first feed him after

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Wish somebody would do that for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

damn you're straight - but ...... i would prepare all that and invite you over ----- well you never know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's he bringing besides cock ?

Hunger, hopefully.

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By *loveyourassMan over a year ago

Newport

Sounds absolutely perfect! Just like you x

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Wish somebody would do that for me

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what stick there tounge up ya arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Maybe ditch the loaded potato skins then and the garlic bread!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Wish somebody would do that for me

what stick there tounge up ya arse "

As well as the rest ye

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By *oubyLoverWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"The food is mainly for me, I can put it away! The pampering is one of my joys. I'm a beautician doing treatments and sticking my tongue up their arse. "

Can I ask if youve always enjoyed sticking your tongue up guys arses? I’m intrigued as I’m into loads of stuff but that has never appealed. It’s something I just don’t get it. What is it you like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The food is mainly for me, I can put it away! The pampering is one of my joys. I'm a beautician doing treatments and sticking my tongue up their arse.

First did it to my ex 16 years ago when he was bent over the end of his sleigh bed for me to wax his arse hole, after I'd did it the first time it just looked so smooth and pink so I was rubbing my nose against it and it smelt nice and warm, then I was rubbing my lips over it and then started licking it and putting my tongue inside. It's a 16 year strong passion now I love it.

Love the smell, love the warmth and the taste and guys reactions when they're into it as well.

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By *oubyLoverWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"The food is mainly for me, I can put it away! The pampering is one of my joys. I'm a beautician doing treatments and sticking my tongue up their arse.

Love the smell, love the warmth and the taste and guys reactions when they're into it as well. "

Thanks for explaining. It’s not for me but I really love your obvious passion for it. Hope you have a fab night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm with you miss wilkes, rimming is such a turn on for me. Licking, kissing and sticking my tongue in, listening to a man moan and love it as I wank him at the same time!

Getting wet at the thought!

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By *ssex_tomMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

Have a great night...

How about mini nibbles sex, mini nibbles more sex, and so it goes on.. if you run out of food it's a good night x

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I'd say you're doing too much to impress him. What is he doing to impress you?

It's a nice thing to do with a long term FWB perhaps but too much for a new guy. He needs to earn you

If one has to go put of one's way to make a guy turn up, even for a Fab meet, then things are out of balance

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By *oubyLoverWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I'd say you're doing too much to impress him. What is he doing to impress you?

It's a nice thing to do with a long term FWB perhaps but too much for a new guy. He needs to earn you

If one has to go put of one's way to make a guy turn up, even for a Fab meet, then things are out of balance

Doesn’t read like that to me. Pampering and giving is her thing and it’s clearly making her happy. Crack on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm with you miss wilkes, rimming is such a turn on for me. Licking, kissing and sticking my tongue in, listening to a man moan and love it as I wank him at the same time!

Getting wet at the thought!

ifs awesome girls lads you dont know what your missin

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd say you're doing too much to impress him. What is he doing to impress you?

It's a nice thing to do with a long term FWB perhaps but too much for a new guy. He needs to earn you

If one has to go put of one's way to make a guy turn up, even for a Fab meet, then things are out of balance

Honestly have you seen me? I could offer up a turd on a stick to eat and guys would still come and meet me. I don't have to do anything. I want to do these things, I get off on it.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I'd say you're doing too much to impress him. What is he doing to impress you?

It's a nice thing to do with a long term FWB perhaps but too much for a new guy. He needs to earn you

If one has to go put of one's way to make a guy turn up, even for a Fab meet, then things are out of balance

Honestly have you seen me? I could offer up a turd on a stick to eat and guys would still come and meet me. I don't have to do anything. I want to do these things, I get off on it. "

It makes you happy... And THAT is all that matters.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You crazy bitch! Enjoy... I'm sure it will be lovely! X

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Sound nice?

If he cancels give me a shout

Snap lol. I'll just there for the carbs overload

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just thinking of attire. What kind of thing should I wear to receive someone at my home? He's staying the night so don't have to get down to it quick and then leave, it's all about the chill and winding down. When it gets to the bedroom that's easy cos I'll be naked but I can't really be getting things out the oven naked and general milling around being the hostess.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say you're doing too much to impress him. What is he doing to impress you?

It's a nice thing to do with a long term FWB perhaps but too much for a new guy. He needs to earn you

If one has to go put of one's way to make a guy turn up, even for a Fab meet, then things are out of balance

Doesn’t read like that to me. Pampering and giving is her thing and it’s clearly making her happy. Crack on

Agreed

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Wear a dress

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wear a dress"

Go on... what kind of dress?

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Wear a dress

Go on... what kind of dress? "

Black or Red as it's Christmas. Above the knee would be better.

Treat it as a date with a promise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Wear a dress

Go on... what kind of dress?

Black or Red as it's Christmas. Above the knee would be better.

Treat it as a date with a promise."

That doesn't really narrow it down! What style of dress, I've only got going out dresses.

Was thinking of wearing over the knee sports socks (like the ones Miss red is wearing in one of her pics) very short pleated tennis skirt, trainers and a tight t-shirt with no bra and nice lacy knickers.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Wear a dress

Go on... what kind of dress?

Black or Red as it's Christmas. Above the knee would be better.

Treat it as a date with a promise.

That doesn't really narrow it down! What style of dress, I've only got going out dresses.

New balls please!

That would work aswell and I'm sure you'd have his full attention and I'm not really known for fashion, in fact as much as Stevie Wonder is known for playing golf.

I'd still go for the Christmas Party look rather the Wimbledon look.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The food is mainly for me, I can put it away! The pampering is one of my joys. I'm a beautician doing treatments and sticking my tongue up their arse.

Love the smell, love the warmth and the taste and guys reactions when they're into it as well. "

What if you got down there and his bum hole had a skin tag?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Minus the meat it sounds amazing.

What do I have to do to get this treatment??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say you're doing too much to impress him. What is he doing to impress you?

It's a nice thing to do with a long term FWB perhaps but too much for a new guy. He needs to earn you

If one has to go put of one's way to make a guy turn up, even for a Fab meet, then things are out of balance

Honestly have you seen me? I could offer up a turd on a stick to eat and guys would still come and meet me. I don't have to do anything. I want to do these things, I get off on it. "

That makes sense.

I wish I looked like you. I'm a giver too but no-one wants it from me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm gonna say this.

Trying too hard.

Honestly.

Beers, wine water, pizza or curry.

Bacon n eggs juice.

That's all you need. "

Maybe she wanted to make the effort for herself as much as for him?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm with you miss wilkes, rimming is such a turn on for me. Licking, kissing and sticking my tongue in, listening to a man moan and love it as I wank him at the same time!

Getting wet at the thought!

ifs awesome girls lads you dont know what your missin

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"Wear a dress

Go on... what kind of dress?

Black or Red as it's Christmas. Above the knee would be better.

Treat it as a date with a promise.

That doesn't really narrow it down! What style of dress, I've only got going out dresses.

Love the sound of this outfit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say you're doing too much to impress him. What is he doing to impress you?

It's a nice thing to do with a long term FWB perhaps but too much for a new guy. He needs to earn you

If one has to go put of one's way to make a guy turn up, even for a Fab meet, then things are out of balance

Honestly have you seen me? I could offer up a turd on a stick to eat and guys would still come and meet me. I don't have to do anything. I want to do these things, I get off on it. "

Hahahaha love your confidence!!!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The food is mainly for me, I can put it away! The pampering is one of my joys. I'm a beautician doing treatments and sticking my tongue up their arse.

Love the smell, love the warmth and the taste and guys reactions when they're into it as well.

What if you got down there and his bum hole had a skin tag?"

Wouldn't bother me but I would ask him if he wanted me to whip it off with some cotton.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd say you're doing too much to impress him. What is he doing to impress you?

It's a nice thing to do with a long term FWB perhaps but too much for a new guy. He needs to earn you

If one has to go put of one's way to make a guy turn up, even for a Fab meet, then things are out of balance

Honestly have you seen me? I could offer up a turd on a stick to eat and guys would still come and meet me. I don't have to do anything. I want to do these things, I get off on it.

That makes sense.

I wish I looked like you. I'm a giver too but no-one wants it from me. "

I just like guys to be helpless and dependant on me. Clue is in my username, Miss Annie Wilkes, my idol!

I like cooking for guys and bathing and washing them and taking them to the toilet. I like situations that are supposed to be relaxing like a massage but with a sexual twist. Aim is to milk the guy for all he's worth and leave his balls looking like two withered balloons. Keep sucking him after he's just cum so he's all sensitive and of course there's the sleep thing.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Ewwwwwww I never realised Annie Wilkes was your idol.

Although she's fictional she is guilty of infanticide, patricide , torture and multiple murders.

She suffered multiple mental and emotional problems along with low self esteem. She was a psycopath and was prone to rage when crossed......

What's to idolise ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ewwwwwww I never realised Annie Wilkes was your idol.

Although she's fictional she is guilty of infanticide, patricide , torture and multiple murders.

She suffered multiple mental and emotional problems along with low self esteem. She was a psycopath and was prone to rage when crossed......

What's to idolise ?

Ok so just her caring nature then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say you're doing too much to impress him. What is he doing to impress you?

It's a nice thing to do with a long term FWB perhaps but too much for a new guy. He needs to earn you

If one has to go put of one's way to make a guy turn up, even for a Fab meet, then things are out of balance

Honestly have you seen me? I could offer up a turd on a stick to eat and guys would still come and meet me. I don't have to do anything. I want to do these things, I get off on it.

That makes sense.

I wish I looked like you. I'm a giver too but no-one wants it from me.

I just like guys to be helpless and dependant on me. Clue is in my username, Miss Annie Wilkes, my idol!

Come back and tell us how it goes. I can get my kicks from hearing about it.

I didn't realise the profile name reference. I won't say what I thought it was.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love this thread.

I hope you’ve a brilliant night, girl.

He’s a lucky guy!

Oh, and the outfit you described - yes!!

Enjoy x

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Honestly have you seen me? I could offer up a turd on a stick to eat and guys would still come and meet me. I don't have to do anything. I want to do these things, I get off on it. "

I haven't but if you're in control and happy then enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say you're doing too much to impress him. What is he doing to impress you?

It's a nice thing to do with a long term FWB perhaps but too much for a new guy. He needs to earn you

If one has to go put of one's way to make a guy turn up, even for a Fab meet, then things are out of balance

Honestly have you seen me? I could offer up a turd on a stick to eat and guys would still come and meet me. I don't have to do anything. I want to do these things, I get off on it.

That makes sense.

I wish I looked like you. I'm a giver too but no-one wants it from me.

I just like guys to be helpless and dependant on me. Clue is in my username, Miss Annie Wilkes, my idol!

Come back and tell us how it goes. I can get my kicks from hearing about it.

I didn't realise the profile name reference. I won't say what I thought it was.

Yes! I wanna hear too

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By *iversong321Woman over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside

"Ewwwwwww I never realised Annie Wilkes was your idol.

Although she's fictional she is guilty of infanticide, patricide , torture and multiple murders.

She suffered multiple mental and emotional problems along with low self esteem. She was a psycopath and was prone to rage when crossed......

What's to idolise ?

Ok so just her caring nature then!"

Will you be tieing him to the bed and wacking his feet with a hammer? Thanks all I remember her for.

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

Sound nice?"

Marry that lady!!

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Sound nice?"

To be honest I would settle for beans on toast and a foot rub lol

Does sound really nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ewwwwwww I never realised Annie Wilkes was your idol.

Although she's fictional she is guilty of infanticide, patricide , torture and multiple murders.

She suffered multiple mental and emotional problems along with low self esteem. She was a psycopath and was prone to rage when crossed......

What's to idolise ?

Ok so just her caring nature then!"

I thought the name rang a bell!

Not too sure about your definition of a caring nature though....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sound nice?"

BBQ chicken wings? I'm not sure I'd like sticky fingers on a first date...

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By *iversong321Woman over a year ago

Preston/Merseyside

"Ewwwwwww I never realised Annie Wilkes was your idol.

Although she's fictional she is guilty of infanticide, patricide , torture and multiple murders.

She suffered multiple mental and emotional problems along with low self esteem. She was a psycopath and was prone to rage when crossed......

What's to idolise ?

Ok so just her caring nature then!

I thought the name rang a bell!

Not too sure about your definition of a caring nature though....

Mmmm yep psychotic murderers are known for their caring natures. Only on fab! Coming next Hannibel Lectur was my role model

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say you're doing too much to impress him. What is he doing to impress you?

It's a nice thing to do with a long term FWB perhaps but too much for a new guy. He needs to earn you

If one has to go put of one's way to make a guy turn up, even for a Fab meet, then things are out of balance

Honestly have you seen me? I could offer up a turd on a stick to eat and guys would still come and meet me. I don't have to do anything. I want to do these things, I get off on it. "

I love this response

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ewwwwwww I never realised Annie Wilkes was your idol.

Although she's fictional she is guilty of infanticide, patricide , torture and multiple murders.

She suffered multiple mental and emotional problems along with low self esteem. She was a psycopath and was prone to rage when crossed......

What's to idolise ?

Ok so just her caring nature then!

I thought the name rang a bell!

Not too sure about your definition of a caring nature though....

Mmmm yep psychotic murderers are known for their caring natures. Only on fab! Coming next Hannibel Lectur was my role model

Agreed guess it takes all sorts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You look and sound like actual marriage material

This is like the Fab edition of Love Actually and I'm genuinely excited for you! Hope it all goes well ahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You look and sound like actual marriage material

This is like the Fab edition of Love Actually and I'm genuinely excited for you! Hope it all goes well ahhhhhh"

Aww thanks, me too!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The food is mainly for me, I can put it away! The pampering is one of my joys. I'm a beautician doing treatments and sticking my tongue up their arse.

Love the smell, love the warmth and the taste and guys reactions when they're into it as well.

What if you got down there and his bum hole had a skin tag?"

You chew it off..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The food is mainly for me, I can put it away! The pampering is one of my joys. I'm a beautician doing treatments and sticking my tongue up their arse.

Love the smell, love the warmth and the taste and guys reactions when they're into it as well.

What if you got down there and his bum hole had a skin tag?

You chew it off.."

Haha, kill it with fire!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"The food is mainly for me, I can put it away! The pampering is one of my joys. I'm a beautician doing treatments and sticking my tongue up their arse.

Love the smell, love the warmth and the taste and guys reactions when they're into it as well.

What if you got down there and his bum hole had a skin tag?

You chew it off.."

sorry

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'd be happy with a pot noodle and a bj

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I'd be happy with a pot noodle and a bj

Which would you have first ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd be happy with a pot noodle and a bj

Which would you have first ?"

Pot noodle whilst having a blow job most probably!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"I'd be happy with a pot noodle and a bj

Which would you have first ?

Pot noodle whilst having a blow job most probably! "

So. Two days to go

All set ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd be happy with a pot noodle and a bj

Which would you have first ?

Pot noodle whilst having a blow job most probably!

So. Two days to go

All set ?"

Saturday he's coming over, not all set. Been decorating my living room and doing xmas trimmings and had carpet put down in my bedroom so the place is in a shit state. Could do with a day off work midweek really.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Granted. Mid week is tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just thinking of attire. What kind of thing should I wear to receive someone at my home? He's staying the night so don't have to get down to it quick and then leave, it's all about the chill and winding down. When it gets to the bedroom that's easy cos I'll be naked but I can't really be getting things out the oven naked and general milling around being the hostess. "

Wear something that reveals you as you move, aprons and underwear are amazingly sexy. Though with the weather outside it may have to be thermals and oil skins, which YOU could still make sexy.

Have fun, do check he is into rimming before you start though, it turns me off like a switch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wear something that reveals you as you move, aprons and underwear are amazingly sexy. Though with the weather outside it may have to be thermals and oil skins, which YOU could still make sexy.

Have fun, do check he is into rimming before you start though, it turns me off like a switch."

He is, I've met him already for a social, he sat on my face.

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By *ilent.KnightMan over a year ago

Swindon

“Social”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have fun, do check he is into rimming before you start though, it turns me off like a switch.

He is, I've met him already for a social, he sat on my face. "

Blimey, makes my socials in Costa look very tame....

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By *oubyLoverWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Have fun, do check he is into rimming before you start though, it turns me off like a switch.

He is, I've met him already for a social, he sat on my face.

Blimey, makes my socials in Costa look very tame....

Depends which branch you go to obviously

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wwhaI8Movs

Good luck tho'

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

Wear something that reveals you as you move, aprons and underwear are amazingly sexy. Though with the weather outside it may have to be thermals and oil skins, which YOU could still make sexy.

Have fun, do check he is into rimming before you start though, it turns me off like a switch.

He is, I've met him already for a social, he sat on my face. "

It’s a bugger when they run out of chairs at Starbucks innit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds amazing.

Good luck gorgeous lady x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Don't think you're getting away without spilling the beans.

Info. C'mon. Good or bad.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Im going for a swim. I'll look for a blow by blow in a couple of hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Details, girl, details.

We’re waiting!

*taps foot*

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Im ready to go swimming now. ....... baack later x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did he wake up yet OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did he wake up yet OP?

Yeah and went about 9:30!

Was an early start, came over at half 4 yesterday afternoon, fucked, fed him up, fucked again watched a film and then he slept and slept and slept but he did do a lot of travelling the day before and the time difference and stuff.

He's so stunning though, massive eyebrows! Fucked again this morning and that's that.

I couldn't let go though properly, like I find him so attractive I get embarrassed like don't want him to see my cum face and stuff, it's stupid really.

But had a good night, good company.

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By *ilent.KnightMan over a year ago

Swindon

"Did he wake up yet OP?

Yeah and went about 9:30!

He's so stunning though, massive eyebrows! Fucked again this morning and that's that.

I couldn't let go though properly, like I find him so attractive I get embarrassed like don't want him to see my cum face and stuff, it's stupid really.

But had a good night, good company. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did he wake up yet OP?

Yeah and went about 9:30!

He's so stunning though, massive eyebrows! Fucked again this morning and that's that.

I couldn't let go though properly, like I find him so attractive I get embarrassed like don't want him to see my cum face and stuff, it's stupid really.

But had a good night, good company. "

Brilliant!!

Opal fruit fanny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did he wake up yet OP?

Yeah and went about 9:30!

He's so stunning though, massive eyebrows! Fucked again this morning and that's that.

I couldn't let go though properly, like I find him so attractive I get embarrassed like don't want him to see my cum face and stuff, it's stupid really.

But had a good night, good company. "

Never mind that; is there any leftovers?

...I hate to see good chicken wings go to waste

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By *otForSoftiesWoman over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere

Such a disappointing end, the excitement was palpable.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Such a disappointing end, the excitement was palpable. "

Serial unlos'er I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A particular guy in this thread's narrative who may or may not have been a complete asshat is potentially responsible for the emotional reaction of the OP.

Trust me I would like to be more specific but it would compromise my Fab membership.

Rest assured that somebody put all the effort in to having a wonderful evening and left with only what they intended. A trophy fuck. Whilst the other openly and publicly put their heart on the line and was humiliated unfairly for the Internet to witness.

Good people are hard to find on here. One was lost tonight, even they do come back in a while they will never be the same.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sound nice?"
must have been so awesome you left the site ,do I need to buy a hat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sound nice?must have been so awesome you left the site ,do I need to buy a hat?

I'm guessing you missed the other thread....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sound nice?must have been so awesome you left the site ,do I need to buy a hat?

I'm guessing you missed the other thread.... "
must have done ,which one ?

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"I'd say you're doing too much to impress him. What is he doing to impress you?

It's a nice thing to do with a long term FWB perhaps but too much for a new guy. He needs to earn you

If one has to go put of one's way to make a guy turn up, even for a Fab meet, then things are out of balance

Seems you were spot on...Sadly for her. Inevitable really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sound nice?must have been so awesome you left the site ,do I need to buy a hat?

I'm guessing you missed the other thread.... must have done ,which one ?

You know exactly which one. You're not funny or original

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

As the op is no longer here I'm going to close this.

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