So in case you were looking for ways to make yourself look retarded then apparently "competitive walking" is a real thing. Also, if you get good enough at looking-like-a-twat, you can literally win a gold medal in it; because it's actually an Olympic sport. That's the same Olympics who decided to drop wrestling, one of the sports from the ancient olympics, but they include this! It basically involves walking like you've shit yourself and seen a toilet; so you hurry towards it. I'm honestly flabbergasted and just needed to get this off my chest... |
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I miss read this for "competitive wanking", even after reading it several times over!!  it makes more sense now I've concentrated a little more, you can tell the mood I'm in! |
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"I miss read this for "competitive wanking", even after reading it several times over!! it makes more sense now I've concentrated a little more, you can tell the mood I'm in!"
You and me both ahha |
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"I miss read this for "competitive wanking", even after reading it several times over!! it makes more sense now I've concentrated a little more, you can tell the mood I'm in!"
Me too !! I need to get my eyes back in this morning after a late night ! |
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"So in case you were looking for ways to make yourself look retarded then apparently "competitive walking" is a real thing. Also, if you get good enough at looking-like-a-twat, you can literally win a gold medal in it; because it's actually an Olympic sport. That's the same Olympics who decided to drop wrestling, one of the sports from the ancient olympics, but they include this! It basically involves walking like you've shit yourself and seen a toilet; so you hurry towards it. I'm honestly flabbergasted and just needed to get this off my chest..."
I got picked to do this at an inter school sports event!
I was so far behind the others that several girls walked with me to encourage me. Fun times. |
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"I miss read this for "competitive wanking", even after reading it several times over!! it makes more sense now I've concentrated a little more, you can tell the mood I'm in!"
If you remember that show "eurotrash", they used to have some competitive wanking so that is a thing. But no it's not an Olympic sport... yet. There's still hope for me to get a medal. |
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"So in case you were looking for ways to make yourself look retarded then apparently "competitive walking" is a real thing. Also, if you get good enough at looking-like-a-twat, you can literally win a gold medal in it; because it's actually an Olympic sport. That's the same Olympics who decided to drop wrestling, one of the sports from the ancient olympics, but they include this! It basically involves walking like you've shit yourself and seen a toilet; so you hurry towards it. I'm honestly flabbergasted and just needed to get this off my chest...
I got picked to do this at an inter school sports event!
I was so far behind the others that several girls walked with me to encourage me. Fun times. "
It seems like a 'sport' that eccentric grannies should excel at. |
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"It's trickier than you think!
Some of those in the Olympics have been disqualified for not walking with the correct technique. "
You don't get disqualified for the wrong technique, you have to have at least one foot on the ground at any one time, that's what you can get disqualified for. The way there "walk" is the best way to walk fast while maintaining a foot on the ground.....I'll fetch my coat!  |
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"It's trickier than you think!
Some of those in the Olympics have been disqualified for not walking with the correct technique.
You don't get disqualified for the wrong technique, you have to have at least one foot on the ground at any one time, that's what you can get disqualified for. The way there "walk" is the best way to walk fast while maintaining a foot on the ground.....I'll fetch my coat! "
Sport started as a way for occupied countries to practice warfare skills when their weapons were taken away by the occupiers. Oh how far we have fallen... |
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I read it as walking.
The world is turning to shite OP. Competitive boiled egg eating got banned cos of sharp shells. ouchie
Do they have games of 'catch' in the Olympics yet? 3 times out of 10 I can catch a ball. |
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"I read it as walking.
The world is turning to shite OP. Competitive boiled egg eating got banned cos of sharp shells. ouchie
Do they have games of 'catch' in the Olympics yet? 3 times out of 10 I can catch a ball. "
Not sure, to be honest i hate the olmypics, it's the most pretentious show on earth. Everyone is on juice with the possible exception of the curling teams. The athletes pretend to be amateur but really grovel to sponsors (so let's pretend is healthy) and the nation pretends to give a flip about sports they'd ordinarily never watch. |
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"I miss read this for "competitive wanking", even after reading it several times over!! it makes more sense now I've concentrated a little more, you can tell the mood I'm in!
If you remember that show "eurotrash", they used to have some competitive wanking so that is a thing. But no it's not an Olympic sport... yet. There's still hope for me to get a medal. "
God that brings back some memories!! I think I'd like to be in with a chance of competing there, but who could possibly be the adjudicator?!
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"I miss read this for "competitive wanking", even after reading it several times over!! it makes more sense now I've concentrated a little more, you can tell the mood I'm in!
Me too !! I need to get my eyes back in this morning after a late night !"
A night that was well worth it I hope! You can blame it on tiredness, but you and I both know that we just have a mind made f |
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"I miss read this for "competitive wanking", even after reading it several times over!! it makes more sense now I've concentrated a little more, you can tell the mood I'm in!
Me too !! I need to get my eyes back in this morning after a late night !
A night that was well worth it I hope! You can blame it on tiredness, but you and I both know that we just have a mind made for sin!"
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"I miss read this for "competitive wanking", even after reading it several times over!! it makes more sense now I've concentrated a little more, you can tell the mood I'm in!
If you remember that show "eurotrash", they used to have some competitive wanking so that is a thing. But no it's not an Olympic sport... yet. There's still hope for me to get a medal.
God that brings back some memories!! I think I'd like to be in with a chance of competing there, but who could possibly be the adjudicator?!
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They were seeing who could spunk the furthest on one episode... |
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"I read it as walking.
The world is turning to shite OP. Competitive boiled egg eating got banned cos of sharp shells. ouchie
Do they have games of 'catch' in the Olympics yet? 3 times out of 10 I can catch a ball.
Not sure, to be honest i hate the olmypics, it's the most pretentious show on earth. Everyone is on juice with the possible exception of the curling teams. The athletes pretend to be amateur but really grovel to sponsors (so let's pretend is healthy) and the nation pretends to give a flip about sports they'd ordinarily never watch. "
They should make it like school sports day. All competitors get a sticker for taking part.
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"It's trickier than you think!
Some of those in the Olympics have been disqualified for not walking with the correct technique.
You don't get disqualified for the wrong technique, you have to have at least one foot on the ground at any one time, that's what you can get disqualified for. The way there "walk" is the best way to walk fast while maintaining a foot on the ground.....I'll fetch my coat!
Sport started as a way for occupied countries to practice warfare skills when their weapons were taken away by the occupiers. Oh how far we have fallen... "
First recorded evidence of the sport is in Egyptian Hieroglyphs around 2,500BC. |
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"It's trickier than you think!
Some of those in the Olympics have been disqualified for not walking with the correct technique.
You don't get disqualified for the wrong technique, you have to have at least one foot on the ground at any one time, that's what you can get disqualified for. The way there "walk" is the best way to walk fast while maintaining a foot on the ground.....I'll fetch my coat!
Sport started as a way for occupied countries to practice warfare skills when their weapons were taken away by the occupiers. Oh how far we have fallen...
First recorded evidence of the sport is in Egyptian Hieroglyphs around 2,500BC. "
And do the pictures show someone walking like they shit themself always with one foot on the ground? |
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"It's trickier than you think!
Some of those in the Olympics have been disqualified for not walking with the correct technique.
You don't get disqualified for the wrong technique, you have to have at least one foot on the ground at any one time, that's what you can get disqualified for. The way there "walk" is the best way to walk fast while maintaining a foot on the ground.....I'll fetch my coat!
Sport started as a way for occupied countries to practice warfare skills when their weapons were taken away by the occupiers. Oh how far we have fallen...
First recorded evidence of the sport is in Egyptian Hieroglyphs around 2,500BC.
And do the pictures show someone walking like they shit themself always with one foot on the ground? "
More like they've got a 8" black mamba wedged up there!  |
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"I miss read this for "competitive wanking", even after reading it several times over!! it makes more sense now I've concentrated a little more, you can tell the mood I'm in!
If you remember that show "eurotrash", they used to have some competitive wanking so that is a thing. But no it's not an Olympic sport... yet. There's still hope for me to get a medal.
God that brings back some memories!! I think I'd like to be in with a chance of competing there, but who could possibly be the adjudicator?!
They were seeing who could spunk the furthest on one episode..."
If I was allowed to look at your pictures while competing, I'd definitely claim gold!! |
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