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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

All men think they're turn-off.

They automatically think "trawler net full of fish".

I have no agenda so I can say what men really think.

Admiral Pie anyone?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

darn it I'd better tell Mr N he was wrong to buy me a couple then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh they are great...horny as

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All men think they're turn-off.

They automatically think "trawler net full of fish".

I have no agenda so I can say what men really think.

Admiral Pie anyone?"

Why do you remind me of victor meldrew with your post

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh look someone who makes my mind up for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oohhh...weird...have had more than one guy get rock hard after finding out I am wearing one...freaks!

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By *illyjohnyCouple  over a year ago

brighton


"All men think they're turn-off.

They automatically think "trawler net full of fish".

I have no agenda so I can say what men really think.

Admiral Pie anyone?"

I think women just wear them to repulse us guys other wise we would go around with constant erections

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By *SAchickWoman  over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"All men think they're turn-off.

They automatically think "trawler net full of fish".

I have no agenda so I can say what men really think.

Admiral Pie anyone?

Why do you remind me of victor meldrew with your post "

Reading it in that voice now

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford

They are pretty awful, to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Really? I've heard a lot of guys say they really like the crotchless ones.

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"All men think they're turn-off.

They automatically think "trawler net full of fish".

I have no agenda so I can say what men really think.

Admiral Pie anyone?"

No they don't. Some people might be more imaginative in their vilification and wouldn't automatically go for such a hackneyed disparagement. "Your thighs look like a bag of anaemic oranges in that", for instance.

Oh, and I have never had a guy turned off by me wearing one. Even if I have worn one just to be obstreperous, having assumed it wouldn't look good on me. Turned on the regular squeeze, for example,even if he did end up ripping it off me in the fuckery process. And he didn't once compare me to a multipack of Babybel.

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

What a crock

Nothing sexier, you obviously went to Specsavers!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I love mine!!

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

They're hot. End of.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah I kind of agree, bag of satsumas spring to mind & they can look tacky as fuck but who cares, can't say any guy I've been with has....quite the contrary.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah I kind of agree, bag of satsumas spring to mind & they can look tacky as fuck but who cares, can't say any guy I've been with has....quite the contrary."

Leave my satsumas alone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd look like a honey roast ham in a body stocking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd look like a honey roast ham in a body stocking "

Does ham come in stockings now???

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford


"Yeah I kind of agree, bag of satsumas spring to mind & they can look tacky as fuck but who cares, can't say any guy I've been with has....quite the contrary."

If a guy thinks you are hot, do you think he gives a monkeys about what you are wearing?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah I kind of agree, bag of satsumas spring to mind & they can look tacky as fuck but who cares, can't say any guy I've been with has....quite the contrary.

Leave my satsumas alone "

I just had to change profile pic, satsuma anyone.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah I kind of agree, bag of satsumas spring to mind & they can look tacky as fuck but who cares, can't say any guy I've been with has....quite the contrary.

Leave my satsumas alone

I just had to change profile pic, satsuma anyone....."

Feeling like Christmas in here already

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah I kind of agree, bag of satsumas spring to mind & they can look tacky as fuck but who cares, can't say any guy I've been with has....quite the contrary.

If a guy thinks you are hot, do you think he gives a monkeys about what you are wearing?"

Well funny you should say that, my shoes were remarked on or rather my boots, for being clumpy and unsexy...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah I kind of agree, bag of satsumas spring to mind & they can look tacky as fuck but who cares, can't say any guy I've been with has....quite the contrary.

Leave my satsumas alone

I just had to change profile pic, satsuma anyone....."

Ooh yes, me please

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol


"Yeah I kind of agree, bag of satsumas spring to mind & they can look tacky as fuck but who cares, can't say any guy I've been with has....quite the contrary.

Leave my satsumas alone

I just had to change profile pic, satsuma anyone....."

Babybel bag here

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By *imiUKMan  over a year ago

Hereford


"Yeah I kind of agree, bag of satsumas spring to mind & they can look tacky as fuck but who cares, can't say any guy I've been with has....quite the contrary.

If a guy thinks you are hot, do you think he gives a monkeys about what you are wearing?

Well funny you should say that, my shoes were remarked on or rather my boots, for being clumpy and unsexy..."

Really?

If I am in the vicinity of someone who I find attractive and appears to be willing to have sex with me - we aint talking about their fashion sense.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yeah I kind of agree, bag of satsumas spring to mind & they can look tacky as fuck but who cares, can't say any guy I've been with has....quite the contrary.

If a guy thinks you are hot, do you think he gives a monkeys about what you are wearing?

Well funny you should say that, my shoes were remarked on or rather my boots, for being clumpy and unsexy...

Really?

If I am in the vicinity of someone who I find attractive and appears to be willing to have sex with me - we aint talking about their fashion sense. "

Cool, I'll wear my boots & bodystocking then

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By *unguya2zMan  over a year ago

coventry..ish


"All men think they're turn-off.

They automatically think "trawler net full of fish".

I have no agenda so I can say what men really think.

Admiral Pie anyone?"

I can honestly say,I have never thought that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Luckily I ain't interested what men think. I'm interested in what those I'm interested in meeting think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't actually care who thinks what about my choices.

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Leave them there bodystockings alone!! They're wonderful

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish


"All men think they're turn-off.

They automatically think "trawler net full of fish".

I have no agenda so I can say what men really think.

Admiral Pie anyone?"

Obviously you can’t speak for ‘all men’ but I do agree that they’re not flattering - especially the net, crotchless ones! Personally I prefer to wear lingerie that covers my boobs and bits to clubs and meets - so that eventually the guy can peel the layers off - like a carefully wrapped present!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All men think they're turn-off.

They automatically think "trawler net full of fish".

I have no agenda so I can say what men really think.

Admiral Pie anyone?

No they don't. Some people might be more imaginative in their vilification and wouldn't automatically go for such a hackneyed disparagement. "Your thighs look like a bag of anaemic oranges in that", for instance.

Oh, and I have never had a guy turned off by me wearing one. Even if I have worn one just to be obstreperous, having assumed it wouldn't look good on me. Turned on the regular squeeze, for example,even if he did end up ripping it off me in the fuckery process. And he didn't once compare me to a multipack of Babybel. "

‘obstreperous‘. Today I learnt a new word! What a wonderful one it is too.

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve always had good comments about mine x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yep.

every woman overweight and every man silent.

Bodystocking .crap .

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By *lmostthereMan  over a year ago

Southampton


"All men think they're turn-off.

They automatically think "trawler net full of fish".

I have no agenda so I can say what men really think.

Admiral Pie anyone?"

Hear hear!

Wait. No. You aren't all men. You certainly aren't me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yep.

every woman overweight and every man silent.

Bodystocking .crap ."

Every woman is overweight, are you sure about that.

Does that also make them unattractive...?

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By *lmostthereMan  over a year ago

Southampton


"Yep.

every woman overweight and every man silent.

Bodystocking .crap ."

Is this thread brought to us by 7 pints of Carlsberg Per chance?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yep.

every woman overweight and every man silent.

Bodystocking .crap ."

Oooh, you are such a charmer aren't you?

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Yep.

every woman overweight and every man silent.

Bodystocking .crap .

Is this thread brought to us by 7 pints of Carlsberg Per chance? "

Probably...

Nita

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"All men think they're turn-off.

They automatically think "trawler net full of fish".

I have no agenda so I can say what men really think.

Admiral Pie anyone?

Obviously you can’t speak for ‘all men’ but I do agree that they’re not flattering - especially the net, crotchless ones! Personally I prefer to wear lingerie that covers my boobs and bits to clubs and meets - so that eventually the guy can peel the layers off - like a carefully wrapped present! "

amen

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"All men think they're turn-off.

They automatically think "trawler net full of fish".

I have no agenda so I can say what men really think.

Admiral Pie anyone?

Obviously you can’t speak for ‘all men’ but I do agree that they’re not flattering - especially the net, crotchless ones! Personally I prefer to wear lingerie that covers my boobs and bits to clubs and meets - so that eventually the guy can peel the layers off - like a carefully wrapped present! "

amen

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By * and M lookingCouple  over a year ago

Worcester

Nope

Still love em!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Huh?

No I think they’re sexy

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