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Maybe just maybe nobody is a time waster, and being a member of fabswingers has unmentioned health problems; maybe we need a warning message. Being a member of fabswingers may cause you to fall asleep mid conversation, pass out and get distracted easily. Membership may also cause your nan/dog/mum to become so unwell they require immediate attention, or people to pop round at no notice making you unable to complete a conversation. As well as those maladies mentioned so far, membership may also cause your car to not start or your phone to die. Join at your own peril!  |
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"Maybe just maybe nobody is a time waster, and being a member of fabswingers has unmentioned health problems; maybe we need a warning message. Being a member of fabswingers may cause you to fall asleep mid conversation, pass out and get distracted easily. Membership may also cause your nan/dog/mum to become so unwell they require immediate attention, or people to pop round at no notice making you unable to complete a conversation. As well as those maladies mentioned so far, membership may also cause your car to not start or your phone to die. Join at your own peril! "
Or life just happens regardless of if you are arranging a fuck or not. Life will always trump sex. |
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"Maybe just maybe nobody is a time waster, and being a member of fabswingers has unmentioned health problems; maybe we need a warning message. Being a member of fabswingers may cause you to fall asleep mid conversation, pass out and get distracted easily. Membership may also cause your nan/dog/mum to become so unwell they require immediate attention, or people to pop round at no notice making you unable to complete a conversation. As well as those maladies mentioned so far, membership may also cause your car to not start or your phone to die. Join at your own peril!
Or life just happens regardless of if you are arranging a fuck or not. Life will always trump sex. "
You mean everything is not a conspiracy? 
Side note: love the red dress! |
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"Maybe just maybe nobody is a time waster, and being a member of fabswingers has unmentioned health problems; maybe we need a warning message. Being a member of fabswingers may cause you to fall asleep mid conversation, pass out and get distracted easily. Membership may also cause your nan/dog/mum to become so unwell they require immediate attention, or people to pop round at no notice making you unable to complete a conversation. As well as those maladies mentioned so far, membership may also cause your car to not start or your phone to die. Join at your own peril!
Or life just happens regardless of if you are arranging a fuck or not. Life will always trump sex.
You mean everything is not a conspiracy?
Side note: love the red dress! "
Why thank yoi  |
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just having a whinge! 
