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over a year ago
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"My glasses have steamed up more than once this morning, thanks to a certain gentlemans messages  "
Ooo err!
Bet you're still managing to read them though... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My glasses have steamed up more than once this morning, thanks to a certain gentlemans messages
Ooo err!
Bet you're still managing to read them though...
Voice messages... No glasses required  "
You're not just a pretty face are you? |
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"My glasses have steamed up more than once this morning, thanks to a certain gentlemans messages
Ooo err!
Bet you're still managing to read them though...
Voice messages... No glasses required
You're not just a pretty face are you? "
It's quite a red face right now Hehe! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking? 
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner? 
Well durrrr 
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*"
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen... |
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen... "
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you "
What's tinsel? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel? "
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?"
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter! |
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel? "
Bah Humbug
*Eats last chocolate SANTA* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Bah Humbug
*Eats last chocolate SANTA* "
No more chocolate san.... (I can't say it)? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!"
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky |
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky "
TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky
TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them
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Darth Vader stress head? Can I squeeze it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky
TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My inbox has been full of flanter this morning and I'm feeling playful...
How are all you sexy fuckers today? "
If i said you had a beautiful body.....
Would you park that magnificent arse on my face and wiggle? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky
TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them
Darth Vader stress head? Can I squeeze it? "
I have a roman helmet...any good? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My inbox has been full of flanter this morning and I'm feeling playful...
How are all you sexy fuckers today?
If i said you had a beautiful body.....
Would you park that magnificent arse on my face and wiggle? "
If only to stop you telling fibs |
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky
TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them
Darth Vader stress head? Can I squeeze it? "
Only if you bring me lunch. Oh & you need to be stressed too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky
TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them
Darth Vader stress head? Can I squeeze it?
Only if you bring me lunch. Oh & you need to be stressed too "
I've got summat you can eat for lunch... |
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky
TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them
Darth Vader stress head? Can I squeeze it?
Only if you bring me lunch. Oh & you need to be stressed too
I've got summat you can eat for lunch... "
BRB just grabbing my car keys |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry - what's cooking?
What's that?
You're going to cook me dinner?
Well durrrr
*Picks up pen & starts working hard again*
You can't cook me up a feast with your pen...
No, I can use my bendy ruler (Tinsel wrapped as it's Xmas) to flick my pen at you
What's tinsel?
Beans sale at Tesco....lots of tins to sell....did I get that wrong?
Phew! I thought he was talking about that God awful tacky shit they bring out every winter!
I think Nets is above tacky to be fair....tat maybe, but never tacky
TAT? Hmmm I best hide my Darth Vader Stress head, Fidget cube, automatic stapler & USB missile launcher before anyone spots them
Darth Vader stress head? Can I squeeze it?
Only if you bring me lunch. Oh & you need to be stressed too
I've got summat you can eat for lunch...
BRB just grabbing my car keys "
Where you off to? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My inbox has been full of flanter this morning and I'm feeling playful...
How are all you sexy fuckers today?
If i said you had a beautiful body.....
Would you park that magnificent arse on my face and wiggle?
If only to stop you telling fibs "
There is no reason for me to lie, my sweet, when the only thing i want on my lips are your own. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My inbox has been full of flanter this morning and I'm feeling playful...
How are all you sexy fuckers today?
If i said you had a beautiful body.....
Would you park that magnificent arse on my face and wiggle?
If only to stop you telling fibs
There is no reason for me to lie, my sweet, when the only thing i want on my lips are your own. "
I'm so easily led.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My inbox has been full of flanter this morning and I'm feeling playful...
How are all you sexy fuckers today?
If i said you had a beautiful body.....
Would you park that magnificent arse on my face and wiggle?
If only to stop you telling fibs
There is no reason for me to lie, my sweet, when the only thing i want on my lips are your own.
I'm so easily led.... "
Where would you want me to lead you, to the garden of dark delights perhaps? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My inbox has been full of flanter this morning and I'm feeling playful...
How are all you sexy fuckers today?
If i said you had a beautiful body.....
Would you park that magnificent arse on my face and wiggle?
If only to stop you telling fibs
There is no reason for me to lie, my sweet, when the only thing i want on my lips are your own.
I'm so easily led....
Where would you want me to lead you, to the garden of dark delights perhaps? "
Sounds like my kinda place |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My inbox has been full of flanter this morning and I'm feeling playful...
How are all you sexy fuckers today?
If i said you had a beautiful body.....
Would you park that magnificent arse on my face and wiggle?
If only to stop you telling fibs
There is no reason for me to lie, my sweet, when the only thing i want on my lips are your own.
I'm so easily led....
Where would you want me to lead you, to the garden of dark delights perhaps?
Sounds like my kinda place "
I have it saved to favourites on my satnav. |
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"My glasses have steamed up more than once this morning, thanks to a certain gentlemans messages
I’m sure he’s no gentleman!"
He's a bit of a Twat, tbh
" Be careful you don't accidentally reveal them at supermarket check outs now phoenix
Peach x "
I left my phone in the car when I went in
Asda today xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a dictionary definition of Flanter?
Not sure if it's in the dictionary....but banter + flirting... "
Haha thanks. Unfortunately I suck at both..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there a dictionary definition of Flanter?
Not sure if it's in the dictionary....but banter + flirting...
Haha thanks. Unfortunately I suck at both..... "
Surely not?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is there a dictionary definition of Flanter?
Not sure if it's in the dictionary....but banter + flirting...
Haha thanks. Unfortunately I suck at both.....
Surely not?!"
I do I do! Even one of those ladies in the red lit Windows in Amsterdam can't match my sucking (at flirting. I don't give BJ's) ability. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Open to flanter...
So am I.
*i thought it was a fish.
I've got something for you....
That's my line.
I know...give it to me then "
Turn around and close your eyes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Open to flanter...
So am I.
*i thought it was a fish.
I've got something for you....
That's my line.
I know...give it to me then
Turn around and close your eyes. "
Ooohhh....yes sir! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Strumps!! Babe
Sorry I got distracted by a line up of whips and the promise of punishment I'm back now though! What are we flantering about?
Peach x"
Come sit on my face? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Strumps!! Babe
Sorry I got distracted by a line up of whips and the promise of punishment I'm back now though! What are we flantering about?
Peach x
Come sit on my face? "
Right there....my glowing cheeks need some tlc
Peach x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Strumps!! Babe
Sorry I got distracted by a line up of whips and the promise of punishment I'm back now though! What are we flantering about?
Peach x
Come sit on my face?
Right there....my glowing cheeks need some tlc
Peach x"
I've got you covered gorgeous |
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