A hunter goes into a bar after a hunt and goes up to the biggest baddest guys in the place and says "I've got a bet for you guys if I win you buy me drinks all night, if you guys win I'll buy you drinks all night, here's the deal I will be blindfolded and you'll bring out any type of animal that you've hunted and I will tell you what animal and how it died" they all agree.
So the hunter is standing blindfolded in the middle of the bar and the one brings up a deer and he feels across it for a second and says "deer.... shot with a .45 he's correct, the second guy brings up a skunk the hunter goes again "skunk.... crossbow bolt and .50" exactly so the guys pay up and the hunter drinks all night.
The hunter wakes up the next day very late face throbbing like crazy, checks the mirror and sees he's got a busted lip, eyebrow and a possible broken nose so he goes to his wife "was I in a fight last night at the bar" he asks "no" she replies "I did that" she tells him crossly "why" asks the hunter.
"Well once you got into bed, you started kissing me after that you reached down between my legs and said "beaver....axe wound" that's when I clocked you out".
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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So, I was in a Chinese restaurant when a duck walked over to the table and said "your eyes are like a river and your smile would light up a room"
So, I called the waiter over and said
"No, I asked for the AROMATIC DUCK" |
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"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]
I liked your joke. But that's a bit rude."
Rude would be threatening to stick it in your bum. Hello stranger  |
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"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]
I liked your joke. But that's a bit rude.
Rude would be threatening to stick it in your bum. Hello stranger "
Hello, nice to see you. |
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"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]
I liked your joke. But that's a bit rude.
Rude would be threatening to stick it in your bum. Hello stranger
Hello, nice to see you."
I'm like the proverbial black penny. I always turn back up |
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"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]
I liked your joke. But that's a bit rude.
Rude would be threatening to stick it in your bum. Hello stranger
Hello, nice to see you.
I'm like the proverbial black penny. I always turn back up "
I thought it was bad penny. Maybe it's black penny in Blackwood. |
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"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]
I liked your joke. But that's a bit rude.
Rude would be threatening to stick it in your bum. Hello stranger
Hello, nice to see you.
I'm like the proverbial black penny. I always turn back up
I thought it was bad penny. Maybe it's black penny in Blackwood."
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By *ieman300Man
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"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]
I liked your joke. But that's a bit rude.
Rude would be threatening to stick it in your bum. Hello stranger
Hello, nice to see you.
I'm like the proverbial black penny. I always turn back up
I thought it was bad penny. Maybe it's black penny in Blackwood."
Crap at jokes and she can't get quotes right.
I am doing this flirting wrong aren't I |
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"[Middle finger added by poster 8/12/17 01.59]
I liked your joke. But that's a bit rude.
Rude would be threatening to stick it in your bum. Hello stranger
Hello, nice to see you.
I'm like the proverbial black penny. I always turn back up
I thought it was bad penny. Maybe it's black penny in Blackwood.
Crap at jokes and she can't get quotes right.
I am doing this flirting wrong aren't I "
You're doing better on the other thread |
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