Best opening line?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Looking for some tips from anyone who has any good opening lines? What really gets your attention?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looking for some tips from anyone who has any good opening lines? What really gets your attention?"

Your thread opener got my Attention. Stick with it.

By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Fancy a fuck?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey baby, did you know they call my penis polio? It’s been known to cripple

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey, do you fancy going halves on a bastard?

Shockingly it doesn't work in actual real life