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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think 
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?  "
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear "
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real |
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "
Your age preference tops out at 45, and you state on your profile you hardly meet. You do the math |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real "
We all know that Sid went to Tetly UniversiTEA |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
We all know that Sid went to Tetly UniversiTEA "
Does it involve tea? |
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Im sorry to say this but i find the truth the best policy in these situations. Cruel to be kind yada yada yada. Sweetheart some of us have boutie on the outside some of us on the inside and some are how should I put this hmmm he ok a fucking minger. Hope this helps. Looks back and fucking runs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Too many cock pics!
Ooops sorry... My phone automatically types that these days x
Would cock pics help
Maybe, a few hen & fluffy chick pics would look cute too "
Oh those would definitely be cute but probably would be rejected by the mods especially if I’m not in the picture |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real "
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im sorry to say this but i find the truth the best policy in these situations. Cruel to be kind yada yada yada. Sweetheart some of us have boutie on the outside some of us on the inside and some are how should I put this hmmm he ok a fucking minger. Hope this helps. Looks back and fucking runs "
Oi I’m not wearing heels I can chase you you cheeky fecker! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just another timewaster. You'll ruin it for the genuine ones you know. "
Now that was predictable, a post mentions tea and The Hatter was right there poised and thirsty |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario "
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out? |
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out? "
Ears prick up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You should come out of your fortress so we can all pounce on you. I mean erm have you round for tea. And cake. "
I was allowed out of my fortress on Saturday, with a lot of fabbers for drinks and food. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out? "
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out? "
It depends how much you want to satisfy your audience |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im sorry to say this but i find the truth the best policy in these situations. Cruel to be kind yada yada yada. Sweetheart some of us have boutie on the outside some of us on the inside and some are how should I put this hmmm he ok a fucking minger. Hope this helps. Looks back and fucking runs
Oi I’m not wearing heels I can chase you you cheeky fecker!
Ooerrrr chase me chase me  "
Nah I can’t be bothered, I’ll just wait and hide my time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror "
What about taken over the toilet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "
You look stunning but out of age range as I’d have messaged you many times x |
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror "
And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere  |
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"Im sorry to say this but i find the truth the best policy in these situations. Cruel to be kind yada yada yada. Sweetheart some of us have boutie on the outside some of us on the inside and some are how should I put this hmmm he ok a fucking minger. Hope this helps. Looks back and fucking runs
Oi I’m not wearing heels I can chase you you cheeky fecker!
Ooerrrr chase me chase me
Nah I can’t be bothered, I’ll just wait and hide my time "
Smartarse  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere "
I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "
You are not been serious are you ? Don’t need the naked pics you look fine and dandy in your underwear !
Well to me you do  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im sorry to say this but i find the truth the best policy in these situations. Cruel to be kind yada yada yada. Sweetheart some of us have boutie on the outside some of us on the inside and some are how should I put this hmmm he ok a fucking minger. Hope this helps. Looks back and fucking runs
Oi I’m not wearing heels I can chase you you cheeky fecker!
Ooerrrr chase me chase me
Nah I can’t be bothered, I’ll just wait and hide my time
Smartarse "
That’s meant to say bide my time, well you know I’ll just wait. |
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere
I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? "
No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "
Have you tried a penis avatar. They're well popular |
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere
I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??"
Oh and also I'm sure you're not remotely a virgin |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere
I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??"
Fucksake |
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?
Your age preference tops out at 45, and you state on your profile you hardly meet. You do the math
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You did ask......... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?
Maybe we know you're out of our league. "
Nobody is out of anyone’s league, that’s how I see it as anyway |
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out? "
You should search for the other threads and read what ladies and gents thought about foof out pictures? |
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere
I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??
Fucksake "
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By *ancduoCouple
over a year ago
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear "
bits put maybe but more sensual pics can tease. And maybe add some more info to your profile. Then people aren’t guessing what you want or offer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?
Your age preference tops out at 45, and you state on your profile you hardly meet. You do the math
You did ask......... "
I know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
You should search for the other threads and read what ladies and gents thought about foof out pictures? "
Yeah I did think about that |
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?
Your age preference tops out at 45, and you state on your profile you hardly meet. You do the math
You did ask.........
I know "
(Coughs) I’ll just get my coat.............. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?
Your correspondence has been redirected.  "
To where? What’s all these yellow things in my mailbox? |
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
You should search for the other threads and read what ladies and gents thought about foof out pictures?
Yeah I did think about that "
Tee hee! ( hope the humour came across adequately) |
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "
We exchanged words 8 months ago?? Might have been face pic Friday?? |
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i'm about 6 weeks over your age range, so can't message you, although would if I could..
Maybe a couple more decent photos? - more sexy than explicit. I think some blokes think a close up of your tuppence is about as appealing as some women find cock shots.
I'm always a bit wary of profiles where the location is too vague, 'south yorkshire' is a big area. As I'm from nottingham, knowing whether you are in sheffield or barnsley might make a difference. I doubt it would be too revealing if you put the nearest large town. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere
I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??
Fucksake "
You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X |
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By *ancduoCouple
over a year ago
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See now you’re getting the attention you want. At least you’re getting the bi ladies too lol. I keep trying for bi fems and not had any luck.
I still think you should add more to your profile and public pics.
Happy hunting |
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere
I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??
Fucksake
You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X "
Yay we're back on track |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere
I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??
Fucksake
You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"See now you’re getting the attention you want. At least you’re getting the bi ladies too lol. I keep trying for bi fems and not had any luck.
I still think you should add more to your profile and public pics.
Happy hunting "
Thanks, happy hunting to you too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere
I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??
Fucksake
You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X
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you need a really untidy room as well that is a sure fire way of getting your box stuffed..or maybe start a forum thread? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere
I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??
Fucksake
You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X
you need a really untidy room as well that is a sure fire way of getting your box stuffed..or maybe start a forum thread?"
Ouch |
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere
I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??
Fucksake
You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X
you need a really untidy room as well that is a sure fire way of getting your box stuffed..or maybe start a forum thread?
Ouch "
Yes that's strange . I mean you never see guys post threads like this . You're wierd  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere
I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??
Fucksake
You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X
you need a really untidy room as well that is a sure fire way of getting your box stuffed..or maybe start a forum thread?
Ouch Yes that's strange . I mean you never see guys post threads like this . You're wierd "
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"I think it’s because you don’t accommodate and profile is long winded
Try changing those and see what happens "
I know it must be difficult to read 2 lines but stay with it, it’s good once you get to the end!  |
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"I've got it why didn't I see it before. You need a boot shot. No not a boob job there are ample (I think) a boot shot. I'll borrow you mine "
I’ve got my DMs would that help? |
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere
I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??
Fucksake
You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X
you need a really untidy room as well that is a sure fire way of getting your box stuffed..or maybe start a forum thread?
Ouch Yes that's strange . I mean you never see guys post threads like this . You're wierd
I’m weird? Thanks. It would be a bit boring if we were all the same "
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere
I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??
Fucksake
You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X
you need a really untidy room as well that is a sure fire way of getting your box stuffed..or maybe start a forum thread?
Ouch Yes that's strange . I mean you never see guys post threads like this . You're wierd
I’m weird? Thanks. It would be a bit boring if we were all the same Indeed . I hasten ( needlessly ) to add i was being a tad sarcastic !!"
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"I think it’s because you don’t accommodate and profile is long winded
Try changing those and see what happens
I know it must be difficult to read 2 lines but stay with it, it’s good once you get to the end! "
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"I've got it why didn't I see it before. You need a boot shot. No not a boob job there are ample (I think) a boot shot. I'll borrow you mine
I’ve got my DMs would that help? "
Ohhh yes they'll do it for me. Take me right back to my youth. I'll get the hair clippers out. |
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"I've got it why didn't I see it before. You need a boot shot. No not a boob job there are ample (I think) a boot shot. I'll borrow you mine
I’ve got my DMs would that help?
Ohhh yes they'll do it for me. Take me right back to my youth. I'll get the hair clippers out."
Great stuff |
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Where did you do your market research, please tell me it wasn’t those Sydney university feckers as we all know those aren’t real
I did a survey, followed by a type of casting couch scenario
That’s good to hear but does that mean I have to get my foof out?
At least 17 pics, most taken with a toilet behind you, or if you is artistic reflected in a mirror And don't forget you have to somehow get the Sky remote in the pic even its tucked away in the corner somewhere
I don’t have sky, how would a virgin remote do? No good. A sky remote is the standard piece of equipment on this site . It's what everything is measured with didn't you know that ??
Fucksake
You can always try a lynx can, it’s the next best thing to the sky remote. And if you take a pic over the toilet don’t flush it first. X
you need a really untidy room as well that is a sure fire way of getting your box stuffed..or maybe start a forum thread?
Ouch Yes that's strange . I mean you never see guys post threads like this . You're wierd
I’m weird? Thanks. It would be a bit boring if we were all the same "
From where I come from you are limited edition (not weird) |
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?
Maybe we know you're out of our league.
Nobody is out of anyone’s league, that’s how I see it as anyway "
That was intended as a compliment. |
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think "
I much prefer the subtlety, although I’d suggest more about you in the profile would work well...oh and Forum activity...ramp that up and things will happen!  xx |
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
I much prefer the subtlety, although I’d suggest more about you in the profile would work well...oh and Forum activity...ramp that up and things will happen! xx"
Me or Babs?  |
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?
Maybe we know you're out of our league.
Nobody is out of anyone’s league, that’s how I see it as anyway
That was intended as a compliment. "
Oh sorry went way over my head! |
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?
Maybe we know you're out of our league.
Nobody is out of anyone’s league, that’s how I see it as anyway
That was intended as a compliment.
Oh sorry went way over my head! "
No worries, at least you know now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe it's the fortress...
Had a look at the profile, honestly I'm surprised you're not getting the same message spam that all the females get on here...
Might check my siege equipment and try my luck :P |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
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Wanders in...
Reads thread...
Checks calender... yeah it's Thursday...
Checks profile and perv...err peruses pics....
Thinks if she can't get a meet ..
Then I'm well fked...
Slips back unnoticed into the man cave.... |
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"Wanders in...
Reads thread...
Checks calender... yeah it's Thursday...
Checks profile and perv...err peruses pics....
Thinks if she can't get a meet ..
Then I'm well fked...
Slips back unnoticed into the man cave.... "
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You have charming figure but in my opinion, only 1 picture on profile and not very clear.
Secondly you have restricted age limits.
Remove it , it doesn't allow to message you.
Hope it will help.... |
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters?
Your age preference tops out at 45, and you state on your profile you hardly meet. You do the math "
Mathsssssss ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd say you come across as far too needy and a bit of a munter!
Well some of us had to fall out of the ugly tree you know "
I was lying through my back teeth!
Through it, bloody thing must have fallen on me! |
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "
don't look ugly to me |
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"So I’ve been here months and I never seem to get any messages, is it because of my profile or I look like one of the ugly sisters? "
Can’t message you to say either way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You seem to be more of a talker than a fucker.... If you combine the two and focus on cock munching I'm a lot more men will be clamouring at your digital inbox
Btw nice sexy profile... Wish I could be as susscint lol x |
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By *oppaMan
over a year ago
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"There isn’t enough nakedness I think
But I can’t get anymore naked, do I need to show my foof? Will that entice them?
I have done extensive market research and getting your bits out can make a difference I hear
Well I asked the same question and I was advised that my profile is poor and boring need to put some effort into it and make it interesting hope this can help "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its sydney university. This is what happens when you dont put it on your profile text!
Oh right I didn’t think they were real! "
I shit you not. Little bastards they are. Always meddling with profiles and stealing photos. The struggle is real |
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