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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I woman says "Would you like a bacon and egg sarny?" I instantly have to take her to the bedroom
(Then promptly drop her back in the kitchen for said bacon and egg sarny) |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"When I woman says "Would you like a bacon and egg sarny?" I instantly have to take her to the bedroom
(Then promptly drop her back in the kitchen for said bacon and egg sarny)"
Your like to live dangerously it would seem..
An egg in a sarnie, do you not worry about wearing the yoke? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I woman says "Would you like a bacon and egg sarny?" I instantly have to take her to the bedroom
(Then promptly drop her back in the kitchen for said bacon and egg sarny)
Your like to live dangerously it would seem..
An egg in a sarnie, do you not worry about wearing the yoke? "
Nothing better than a runny egg on a sarnie. Even if it does mean living life on the edge |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....  "
Would you care to elaborate?
It is purely for research purposes alone and none of the information supplied would be used in gaining an unfair advantage in any future correspondence...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Would you care to elaborate?
It is purely for research purposes alone and none of the information supplied would be used in gaining an unfair advantage in any future correspondence... "
In public?
OK....but none of you are allowed to use this at any time to disarm me!
The threat of what's to come usually does it for me...out and about somewhere and suddenly he whispers "I am gonna fuck you into next week when I get you home"...things like that...
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
It's all in the profile  "
You have a firm spot on my hotlist because of your profile....maybe the pics played a part too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Are you ticklish at the backs of your knees?  "
No...but if you run your fingertips down the backs of my legs there may be a response... |
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"Humour is the best aphrodisiac for me
Wit and banter make me weak at the knees
As does food  "
So the ideal thing is food that’s funny, like one of those vegetables that looks like an elephant or something?
That’s some strange perverted shit right there  |
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Are you ticklish at the backs of your knees?
No...but if you run your fingertips down the backs of my legs there may be a response... "
How about running them upwards instead? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Humour is the best aphrodisiac for me
Wit and banter make me weak at the knees
As does food
Sausages and jokes....got it!
We're so alike! "
Sausage jokes are the Wurst. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Humour is the best aphrodisiac for me
Wit and banter make me weak at the knees
As does food
Sausages and jokes....got it!
We're so alike! "
Who loves ya baby  |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Humour is the best aphrodisiac for me
Wit and banter make me weak at the knees
As does food "
Food has the same effect on me...
The Christmas food shop to be precise, I'm usually buckling under the weight of all those bags. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Are you ticklish at the backs of your knees?
No...but if you run your fingertips down the backs of my legs there may be a response...
How about running them upwards instead? "
That'll work... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Humour is the best aphrodisiac for me
Wit and banter make me weak at the knees
As does food
Sausages and jokes....got it!
We're so alike!
Sausage jokes are the Wurst. "
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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Doesn't have to be amusing to get my attention, a message just has to strike the right chord on the right day. 'Hey what's up' might get a nothing reply one day and generate more interest the next. The same as someone offering the world on a stick but having no intimation behind it. I'm sure everyone replies to messages they find interesting unless they have reservations about the syntax used and form an opinion of those sending it as a result. |
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Are you ticklish at the backs of your knees?
No...but if you run your fingertips down the backs of my legs there may be a response...
How about running them upwards instead?
That'll work... "
Maybe, we would have to try it a few times to see what happens  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Are you ticklish at the backs of your knees?
No...but if you run your fingertips down the backs of my legs there may be a response...
How about running them upwards instead?
That'll work...
Maybe, we would have to try it a few times to see what happens "
Are you flirting with me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I love messages that are a little dry in humour. Funny messages will always make me look at a persons profile.
A little bit of filthy flirting is what makes me go weak at the knees..... Only once a connection has been established though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love messages that are a little dry in humour. Funny messages will always make me look at a persons profile.
A little bit of filthy flirting is what makes me go weak at the knees..... Only once a connection has been established though "
Oh and hello you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love messages that are a little dry in humour. Funny messages will always make me look at a persons profile.
A little bit of filthy flirting is what makes me go weak at the knees..... Only once a connection has been established though
Oh and hello you "
Hello my sweet  |
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"Does a well constructed sentence make you go weak at the knees?
Or does an amusing verse ignite your fire?
The mind is the most erogenous part of our bodies so what does it for you? "
When someone's written word displays intelligence, wit and an enquiring, open mind, with its author happy to converse honestly and thoughtfully about a wide range of topics no matter how weird or wonderful. That's what does it for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Absolutely.....one guy practically talked me into bed and i miss his chit chat as he doesnt seem to speak to me any more ;(  "
I think some enjoy the chase more than the catch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Nice tits. Fancy a snog?
That'll do....  "
Op, spelling and grammar doesn't have me as much as a good sense of humour, if we're not laughing together, how much fun do you think we'll have in a room together?
A well constructed joke will do me. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Most definitely can be - just the fact that someone has taken the time to put together a message consisting of more than one line or an emoji is a powerful indicator for me - if that message then conveys an intelligence and an interest in not only me but seeks to be engaging and invites a response it can be a very powerful thing indeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I woman says "Would you like a bacon and egg sarny?" I instantly have to take her to the bedroom
(Then promptly drop her back in the kitchen for said bacon and egg sarny)"
If she has the energy to make you a bacon and eggs sandwich after sex, you don't deserve the fucking sandwich |
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Would you care to elaborate?
It is purely for research purposes alone and none of the information supplied would be used in gaining an unfair advantage in any future correspondence...
In public?
OK....but none of you are allowed to use this at any time to disarm me!
The threat of what's to come usually does it for me...out and about somewhere and suddenly he whispers "I am gonna fuck you into next week when I get you home"...things like that...
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I agree especially if it's in a accent that I adore |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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O yes. The right words said in a nice voice or even typed can make me gagging for sex or just to touch that person. I'm very much a words sort of woman.
Mind you I love sexting so I guess I like it done back to me. |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Nice tits. Fancy a snog?
That'll do....
Op, spelling and grammar doesn't have me as much as a good sense of humour, if we're not laughing together, how much fun do you think we'll have in a room together?
A well constructed joke will do me. "
Mr B,
I do believe that you are trying to seduce me...
I'm not sure how much fun we could have in a room together, but maybe an afternoon reciting lines from Monty pythons sketches would be right up your back alley.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I woman says "Would you like a bacon and egg sarny?" I instantly have to take her to the bedroom
(Then promptly drop her back in the kitchen for said bacon and egg sarny)
If she has the energy to make you a bacon and eggs sandwich after sex, you don't deserve the fucking sandwich "
Well what can I say...I'm shite in bed |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Would you care to elaborate?
It is purely for research purposes alone and none of the information supplied would be used in gaining an unfair advantage in any future correspondence...
In public?
OK....but none of you are allowed to use this at any time to disarm me!
The threat of what's to come usually does it for me...out and about somewhere and suddenly he whispers "I am gonna fuck you into next week when I get you home"...things like that...
I agree especially if it's in a accent that I adore "
Well if you like accents, I'm sporting a rather exceptional accent today due to a very sore throat..
I'm sounding somewhat like the bastard love child of Barry white and Phil Mitchell, after he had smoked 40 b&h all his life since birth..
It's uber sexy I can tell you..
But you'd have to lean in close as I can barely whisper.. |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"If this is the case then being dyslexic must make me a right turn off lol x
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I can assure you there are no spelling Nazis allowed in this thread... it's not the correct spelling of the words but the meaning that is behind those words that will attract people.
"And yet one avirres shoemow,
fidns hmislef losonenig the hokos of her derss in a starnge bdoreom,
feels the aumtun drpponig its silk and lnien levaes auobt her aknles."
A few lines from the poem Arrival which although spelled atrociously, is still readable. |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"A man once said the word “betwixt” to me and my knickers immediately fell to the ground "
Each man doth aspire
With she he doth admire
To ignite loves blazing fire
And then the burning desire
Of this passionate esquire
Is to quench the maiden’s fire |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Nice tits. Fancy a snog?
That'll do....
Op, spelling and grammar doesn't have me as much as a good sense of humour, if we're not laughing together, how much fun do you think we'll have in a room together?
A well constructed joke will do me.
Mr B,
I do believe that you are trying to seduce me...
I'm not sure how much fun we could have in a room together, but maybe an afternoon reciting lines from Monty pythons sketches would be right up your back alley.. "
You can believe what you want... and your putting nothing up my back ally, no matter how funny it is. |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"Oh there are plenty of things to be said that make me go weak at the knees....
Nice tits. Fancy a snog?
That'll do....
Op, spelling and grammar doesn't have me as much as a good sense of humour, if we're not laughing together, how much fun do you think we'll have in a room together?
A well constructed joke will do me.
Mr B,
I do believe that you are trying to seduce me...
I'm not sure how much fun we could have in a room together, but maybe an afternoon reciting lines from Monty pythons sketches would be right up your back alley..
You can believe what you want... and your putting nothing up my back ally, no matter how funny it is. "
Just think, it might make your day,
Or it could make your whole week.. |
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"A man once said the word “betwixt” to me and my knickers immediately fell to the ground
Each man doth aspire
With she he doth admire
To ignite loves blazing fire
And then the burning desire
Of this passionate esquire
Is to quench the maiden’s fire"
And there they go again |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"A man once said the word “betwixt” to me and my knickers immediately fell to the ground
Each man doth aspire
With she he doth admire
To ignite loves blazing fire
And then the burning desire
Of this passionate esquire
Is to quench the maiden’s fire
And there they go again "
I don't believe you...
Photographic evidence would obviously suffice... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes they are. I'd like to elaborate, but I know it when I read it . Either something witty, or something that fills my head with the image of the words can make me want to jump into bed that instant |
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"Yes they are. I'd like to elaborate, but I know it when I read it . Either something witty, or something that fills my head with the image of the words can make me want to jump into bed that instant "
Private message on its way |
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"A man once said the word “betwixt” to me and my knickers immediately fell to the ground
Each man doth aspire
With she he doth admire
To ignite loves blazing fire
And then the burning desire
Of this passionate esquire
Is to quench the maiden’s fire
And there they go again
I don't believe you...
Photographic evidence would obviously suffice... "
A photo of my crumpled knickers |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"A man once said the word “betwixt” to me and my knickers immediately fell to the ground
Each man doth aspire
With she he doth admire
To ignite loves blazing fire
And then the burning desire
Of this passionate esquire
Is to quench the maiden’s fire
And there they go again
I don't believe you...
Photographic evidence would obviously suffice...
A photo of my crumpled knickers "
I'm easily pleased.. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
I love words. That doesn't mean someone else has to use lots of them to make me weak at the knees. A succinct, dry wit is every bit as welcome as beautiful language. The meaning is what matters. |
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"I wondered as lonely as a cloud
That's because I'm bi and proud
Yes I'm only looking for other chicks
So stop sending me those gross d*ck pics x
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I'll have you know that was one pretty cock
It was fat and well formed like a well stuffed silk sock
And bi you say, that means you swing both directions
And I've seen your pics and, well, I've a massive erection
So be a good girl and and be most obliging
Get here pronto whether by train, bus or driving
I haven't got long, that blue pill won't linger
And if your too late you will get just the finger..
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wondered as lonely as a cloud
That's because I'm bi and proud
Yes I'm only looking for other chicks
So stop sending me those gross d*ck pics x
I'll have you know that was one pretty cock
It was fat and well formed like a well stuffed silk sock
And bi you say, that means you swing both directions
And I've seen your pics and, well, I've a massive erection
So be a good girl and and be most obliging
Get here pronto whether by train, bus or driving
I haven't got long, that blue pill won't linger
And if your too late you will get just the finger..
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I'm sorry my friend but I'm not going to come to you
So you will have to look for someone else to screw.
I hope everything for you goes to plan
But me I'm staying with my man x
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By *orwegian Blue OP Man
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"I wondered as lonely as a cloud
That's because I'm bi and proud
Yes I'm only looking for other chicks
So stop sending me those gross d*ck pics x
I'll have you know that was one pretty cock
It was fat and well formed like a well stuffed silk sock
And bi you say, that means you swing both directions
And I've seen your pics and, well, I've a massive erection
So be a good girl and and be most obliging
Get here pronto whether by train, bus or driving
I haven't got long, that blue pill won't linger
And if your too late you will get just the finger..
I'm sorry my friend but I'm not going to come to you
So you will have to look for someone else to screw.
I hope everything for you goes to plan
But me I'm staying with my man x
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Damn, it would seem I've been cut off at my prime
Writing these words that sounded sublime
But never one to let adversities stand
I will still have some fun by using my hand..
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