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"Hello all am I missing something on my profile or missing the point, I've come on fab for a bit of fun after a friend said it's not bad only to find out it's boring woundering if it's owt to do with my profile cheers " Why is it boring? | |||
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""Looking for a woman that not up her own arse" Would put me off right away....and that's the headline... "Not even a woman A female | |||
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"Hello all am I missing something on my profile or missing the point, I've come on fab for a bit of fun after a friend said it's not bad only to find out it's boring woundering if it's owt to do with my profile cheers " A bloke who hasn't measured their Willy is a liar  | |||
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""Looking for a woman that not up her own arse" Would put me off right away....and that's the headline... "Not very subtle, but in fairness a good deal of women here really are up their own arse though - but then given the M/F ratio here I suppose they can afford to be. There are plenty of men here who will fuck anyone, regardless of how they come across (or in some cases, even look). | |||
"Hello all am I missing something on my profile or missing the point, I've come on fab for a bit of fun after a friend said it's not bad only to find out it's boring woundering if it's owt to do with my profile cheers A bloke who hasn't measured their Willy is a liar " | |||
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""Looking for a woman that not up her own arse" Would put me off right away....and that's the headline...
Not very subtle, but in fairness a good deal of women here really are up their own arse though - but then given the M/F ratio here I suppose they can afford to be. There are plenty of men here who will fuck anyone, regardless of how they come across (or in some cases, even look). "A great deal of men on here are utter wankers but if I was to tar them all with the same brush on my profile I'd get moaned at for having a ranty profile and thinking men were all the same.... | |||
""Looking for a woman that not up her own arse" Would put me off right away....and that's the headline...
Not very subtle, but in fairness a good deal of women here really are up their own arse though - but then given the M/F ratio here I suppose they can afford to be. There are plenty of men here who will fuck anyone, regardless of how they come across (or in some cases, even look). "Up their own arse in what way? | |||
""Looking for a woman that not up her own arse" Would put me off right away....and that's the headline...
Not very subtle, but in fairness a good deal of women here really are up their own arse though - but then given the M/F ratio here I suppose they can afford to be. There are plenty of men here who will fuck anyone, regardless of how they come across (or in some cases, even look). "Alot of men and couples are too! | |||
""Looking for a woman that not up her own arse" Would put me off right away....and that's the headline...
Not very subtle, but in fairness a good deal of women here really are up their own arse though - but then given the M/F ratio here I suppose they can afford to be. There are plenty of men here who will fuck anyone, regardless of how they come across (or in some cases, even look).
Up their own arse in what way?"We don't shag men we're not into.... | |||
""Looking for a woman that not up her own arse" Would put me off right away....and that's the headline...
Not very subtle, but in fairness a good deal of women here really are up their own arse though - but then given the M/F ratio here I suppose they can afford to be. There are plenty of men here who will fuck anyone, regardless of how they come across (or in some cases, even look).
A great deal of men on here are utter wankers but if I was to tar them all with the same brush on my profile I'd get moaned at for having a ranty profile and thinking men were all the same...."Men are all the same. Just a bunch of bastards! | |||
""Looking for a woman that not up her own arse" Would put me off right away....and that's the headline...
Not very subtle, but in fairness a good deal of women here really are up their own arse though - but then given the M/F ratio here I suppose they can afford to be. There are plenty of men here who will fuck anyone, regardless of how they come across (or in some cases, even look).
Up their own arse in what way?"Attitude and the whole manner in which the profile is written. As I say though, men outnumber women so much that the women can afford to be like that, plus a lot of the men here come across as dicks. | |||
""Looking for a woman that not up her own arse" Would put me off right away....and that's the headline...
Not very subtle, but in fairness a good deal of women here really are up their own arse though - but then given the M/F ratio here I suppose they can afford to be. There are plenty of men here who will fuck anyone, regardless of how they come across (or in some cases, even look). ""up our arses"? That would presumably be from men/couples who we've said no thanks to who can't be arsed to read our profiles!! | |||
""Looking for a woman that not up her own arse" Would put me off right away....and that's the headline...
Not very subtle, but in fairness a good deal of women here really are up their own arse though - but then given the M/F ratio here I suppose they can afford to be. There are plenty of men here who will fuck anyone, regardless of how they come across (or in some cases, even look).
Up their own arse in what way?
We don't shag men we're not into...."Which is entirely fair enough. | |||
""Looking for a woman that not up her own arse" Would put me off right away....and that's the headline...
Not very subtle, but in fairness a good deal of women here really are up their own arse though - but then given the M/F ratio here I suppose they can afford to be. There are plenty of men here who will fuck anyone, regardless of how they come across (or in some cases, even look).
"up our arses"? That would presumably be from men/couples who we've said no thanks to who can't be arsed to read our profiles!! "Not at all. I can only guage whether I'd consider a woman to be up her own arse from actually reading the profile, and then if it came across like that to me I wouldnt want to meet anyway, so wouldnt contact her in the first place. | |||
""Looking for a woman that not up her own arse" Would put me off right away....and that's the headline...
Not very subtle, but in fairness a good deal of women here really are up their own arse though - but then given the M/F ratio here I suppose they can afford to be. There are plenty of men here who will fuck anyone, regardless of how they come across (or in some cases, even look).
Alot of men and couples are too!"Absolutely - women dont have the monopoly on being like that. | |||
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"Threads like this make me realise how much a mine field your profile can be. Good job mines rib tickling hilarious" Tis! | |||
This isn't meant to sound harsh, so I hope you don't take it as being that; i just don't believe in sugar-coating. Try to take on board everything everyone here has said, and make those changes now, not later, otherwise it looks like you're not that bothered. Good luck OP, hope you find what you're looking for. | |||
"You ask if you're missing the point, and honestly I think maybe you are. It sounds from your opening post that you just joined for easy hookups, and that's not what this is about. Apologies if that's me misinterpreting unfairly, just calling it as I see it. You list soft swing as an interest - you are aware, presumably, that that means separate couples having fun in the same room without swapping partners? It's an odd thing for a single guy to list, imho - specially one who only wants to meet single women. Grammar has been mentioned but needs reinforcing, because there isn't any. You also say you're not fussy, which is a bit of a put off. Photos: is that black and white one even you? Looks totally different from your other pics......another red flag. You say you find it boring here; that kinda shows in your photos. I know Halifax isn't exactly sun and smiles all year round, but if you look bored and miserable and gloomy in your pics, you won't get (m)any meets. Something to bear in mind, although it's sort of been said already, is that single women on here get floods of messages from single guys. We are the minority; you are the vast majority. Wanting, even insisting, that you impress us doesn't mean we have our heads up our arses. It means we want to see some effort, something to make you stand out as better than the rest, and yes, that's a high bar to aim for.......but unlike you, most of us ARE fussy, and we have lots and lots to choose from. We aren't here for your needs; we are here for our own. If you don't even try to show us that you can meet those needs better than the competition, then sadly you won't get far.
This isn't meant to sound harsh, so I hope you don't take it as being that; i just don't believe in sugar-coating. Try to take on board everything everyone here has said, and make those changes now, not later, otherwise it looks like you're not that bothered. Good luck OP, hope you find what you're looking for."Couldn't have said it better myself | |||
""Looking for a woman that not up her own arse" Would put me off right away....and that's the headline...
Not very subtle, but in fairness a good deal of women here really are up their own arse though - but then given the M/F ratio here I suppose they can afford to be. There are plenty of men here who will fuck anyone, regardless of how they come across (or in some cases, even look).
Up their own arse in what way?"They probably don't want to meet him. Seems to be all it takes to be told you're up your own arse these days. | |||
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"Couldn't have said it better myself "Thank you!  from what I've seen though, I think you could have said it at least as well - and given my tendency to ramble, you could almost certainly have said it more succinctly!! | |||
"Couldn't have said it better myself
Thank you! from what I've seen though, I think you could have said it at least as well - and given my tendency to ramble, you could almost certainly have said it more succinctly!! "Been more of a brutal bitch you mean?  | |||
"Couldn't have said it better myself
Thank you! from what I've seen though, I think you could have said it at least as well - and given my tendency to ramble, you could almost certainly have said it more succinctly!!
Been more of a brutal bitch you mean? "Haha!!! I can be a brutal bitch when I need to be - but you might have done it in fewer words!!  | |||
"Couldn't have said it better myself
Thank you! from what I've seen though, I think you could have said it at least as well - and given my tendency to ramble, you could almost certainly have said it more succinctly!!
Been more of a brutal bitch you mean?
Haha!!! I can be a brutal bitch when I need to be - but you might have done it in fewer words!! "Liking your style ladies x | |||
"You ask if you're missing the point, and honestly I think maybe you are. It sounds from your opening post that you just joined for easy hookups, and that's not what this is about. Apologies if that's me misinterpreting unfairly, just calling it as I see it. You list soft swing as an interest - you are aware, presumably, that that means separate couples having fun in the same room without swapping partners? It's an odd thing for a single guy to list, imho - specially one who only wants to meet single women. Grammar has been mentioned but needs reinforcing, because there isn't any. You also say you're not fussy, which is a bit of a put off. Photos: is that black and white one even you? Looks totally different from your other pics......another red flag. You say you find it boring here; that kinda shows in your photos. I know Halifax isn't exactly sun and smiles all year round, but if you look bored and miserable and gloomy in your pics, you won't get (m)any meets. Something to bear in mind, although it's sort of been said already, is that single women on here get floods of messages from single guys. We are the minority; you are the vast majority. Wanting, even insisting, that you impress us doesn't mean we have our heads up our arses. It means we want to see some effort, something to make you stand out as better than the rest, and yes, that's a high bar to aim for.......but unlike you, most of us ARE fussy, and we have lots and lots to choose from. We aren't here for your needs; we are here for our own. If you don't even try to show us that you can meet those needs better than the competition, then sadly you won't get far.
This isn't meant to sound harsh, so I hope you don't take it as being that; i just don't believe in sugar-coating. Try to take on board everything everyone here has said, and make those changes now, not later, otherwise it looks like you're not that bothered. Good luck OP, hope you find what you're looking for."Very well put - no unecessary sarcasm or ranting, just well written, solid advice. This is how a woman can present herself without coming across as though she's up her own arse. | |||
"Very well put - no unecessary sarcasm or ranting, just well written, solid advice. This is how a woman can present herself without coming across as though she's up her own arse." Awwww, you're making me blush!!
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