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"Quick look the door before dash gets in...the fecker "Already done, i'll send you the combination of the lock, don't divulge it to any strange people  | |||
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"Quick look the door before dash gets in...the fecker
Already done, i'll send you the combination of the lock, don't divulge it to any strange people " | |||
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"Quick look the door before dash gets in...the fecker
Already done, i'll send you the combination of the lock, don't divulge it to any strange people "Oh believe me I keep hold of them  | |||
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"Not another fuckin thread jeeeeeez" How the feck did you get in?...fecking jemmy no doubt ffs | |||
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"Not another fuckin thread jeeeeeez How the feck did you get in?...fecking jemmy no doubt ffs" Sorry iv been in the beastiality thread | |||
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"Mistress....did you give him the combo..... "Nah he's a fecking locksmith ffs  | |||
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"Not another fuckin thread jeeeeeez How the feck did you get in?...fecking jemmy no doubt ffs" Tut....we're going to have to get a big strong doorman....shall we do interviews?... | |||
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"Not another fuckin thread jeeeeeez How the feck did you get in?...fecking jemmy no doubt ffs Tut....we're going to have to get a big strong doorman....shall we do interviews?... "Yeah...but Paul could have done that ffs | |||
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"Not another fuckin thread jeeeeeez How the feck did you get in?...fecking jemmy no doubt ffs Sorry iv been in the beastiality thread" OMFG!.....  | |||
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"Not another fuckin thread jeeeeeez How the feck did you get in?...fecking jemmy no doubt ffs Tut....we're going to have to get a big strong doorman....shall we do interviews?...
Yeah...but Paul could have done that ffs"We'll keep the position open for him  | |||
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"Not another fuckin thread jeeeeeez How the feck did you get in?...fecking jemmy no doubt ffs Sorry iv been in the beastiality thread OMFG!..... "Thank feck I haven't | |||
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"Not another fuckin thread jeeeeeez How the feck did you get in?...fecking jemmy no doubt ffs Sorry iv been in the beastiality thread OMFG!.....
Thank feck I haven't "Haha You do know God was/is a woman, don't you? | |||
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"I have to pop out for a while, be back soon. (Busting for a wee too, haven't got my fivers on..... )"Oh well see you soon....piss off for now | |||
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"I have to pop out for a while, be back soon. (Busting for a wee too, haven't got my fivers on..... )
Oh well see you soon....piss off for now "That was a close shave, good job I didn't have any knickers on or they would have been wet! | |||
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"I have to pop out for a while, be back soon. (Busting for a wee too, haven't got my fivers on..... )
Oh well see you soon....piss off for now
That was a close shave, good job I didn't have any knickers on or they would have been wet! "Bloody little hussy | |||
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"I have to pop out for a while, be back soon. (Busting for a wee too, haven't got my fivers on..... )
Oh well see you soon....piss off for now
That was a close shave, good job I didn't have any knickers on or they would have been wet!
Bloody little hussy "I know, what can a girl do? | |||
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"I read this this thread wrong as thought it was about strictly Derrrrrr blonde" Hello Jax! This is for people who don't like it, I come in to wind them all up! There is a proper thread on here for the Strictly lovers! xx | |||
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"I read this this thread wrong as thought it was about strictly Derrrrrr blonde" I stumbled in here one day and I was given the role of back end of a donkey and then through a lot of hard work I was promoted to Fairy Godmother... yes it’s as strange as it sounds  | |||
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"I read this this thread wrong as thought it was about strictly Derrrrrr blonde I stumbled in here one day and I was given the role of back end of a donkey and then through a lot of hard work I was promoted to Fairy Godmother... yes it’s as strange as it sounds "Haha! You've got to be there, haven't you Babs! | |||
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"I read this this thread wrong as thought it was about strictly Derrrrrr blonde I stumbled in here one day and I was given the role of back end of a donkey and then through a lot of hard work I was promoted to Fairy Godmother... yes it’s as strange as it sounds "Basically you started as the ass of an ass | |||
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"I read this this thread wrong as thought it was about strictly Derrrrrr blonde I stumbled in here one day and I was given the role of back end of a donkey and then through a lot of hard work I was promoted to Fairy Godmother... yes it’s as strange as it sounds
Basically you started as the ass of an ass "The only way was up from that! | |||
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"I read this this thread wrong as thought it was about strictly Derrrrrr blonde I stumbled in here one day and I was given the role of back end of a donkey and then through a lot of hard work I was promoted to Fairy Godmother... yes it’s as strange as it sounds
Basically you started as the ass of an ass
The only way was up ..baby you and me! "FIFY | |||
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"Here is am latte in hand wot a fecking day next time I decide to get the bus to worthing from bognor don't let me left there 3pmnonly just got home " Bless you, hope all's ok with you both. xx | |||
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"Here is am latte in hand wot a fecking day next time I decide to get the bus to worthing from bognor don't let me left there 3pmnonly just got home " Enjoy your coffee you've earned it | |||
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"Here is am latte in hand wot a fecking day next time I decide to get the bus to worthing from bognor don't let me left there 3pmnonly just got home Enjoy your coffee you've earned it" got a cream cake too | |||
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"Here is am latte in hand wot a fecking day next time I decide to get the bus to worthing from bognor don't let me left there 3pmnonly just got home Enjoy your coffee you've earned it got a cream cake too " Enjoy! | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy" Why Voddy? | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy" He wasn't very happy when I said he'd got to take some bird to Bethlehem, so she could pay her tax bill. He didn't realise she'd got a bun in the oven as well, he said it was too heavy a load. Wonder what happened to that baby.........  | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? "The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy He wasn't very happy when I said he'd got to take some bird to Bethlehem, so she could pay her tax bill. He didn't realise she'd got a bun in the oven as well, he said it was too heavy a load. Wonder what happened to that baby......... "long as you know who isnt baby sitting or its 1st word will be fecking and not dada | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why"I was trying to keep Mistress happy | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy He wasn't very happy when I said he'd got to take some bird to Bethlehem, so she could pay her tax bill. He didn't realise she'd got a bun in the oven as well, he said it was too heavy a load. Wonder what happened to that baby......... long as you know who isnt baby sitting or its 1st word will be fecking and not dada "Haha! I would imagine there will be a DNA test, as the pregnancy was an immaculate conception! | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy "Mistress is very happy now | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now "I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy! | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy! "Thats his happy look is it?  | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it? "Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo! | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it?
Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo! "He needs a slap round the face with a big wet fish if you ask me,is that a fetish? He might like that | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it?
Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo!
He needs a slap round the face with a big wet fish if you ask me,is that a fetish? He might like that"It could be a fetish, not one I would enjoy, as I can't stand the smell of fish! | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it?
Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo!
He needs a slap round the face with a big wet fish if you ask me,is that a fetish? He might like that"passes dash some kippers | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it?
Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo!
He needs a slap round the face with a big wet fish if you ask me,is that a fetish? He might like thatpasses dash some kippers" | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy! "Thank you lovely | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it? "Is there a smile on my face? And I thought you didn't do fecking emojis | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it?
Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo! "Is that all you talk about woman...piss and shite ffs | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it?
Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo!
He needs a slap round the face with a big wet fish if you ask me,is that a fetish? He might like that"Nah never had that fecker as I used to work with fish...fecking stink | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it?
Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo!
Is that all you talk about woman...piss and shite ffs "Takes up a lot of my day! | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it?
Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo!
He needs a slap round the face with a big wet fish if you ask me,is that a fetish? He might like that
It could be a fetish, not one I would enjoy, as I can't stand the smell of fish! "I'm with you on that fecker | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it?
Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo!
He needs a slap round the face with a big wet fish if you ask me,is that a fetish? He might like thatpasses dash some kippers"You called in to billingsgate today ffs | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it?
Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo!
He needs a slap round the face with a big wet fish if you ask me,is that a fetish? He might like that
It could be a fetish, not one I would enjoy, as I can't stand the smell of fish!
I'm with you on that fecker "Haha | |||
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"https://youtu.be/i9SSOWORzw4 Fish slapping "You don't show your fecking face as it looks like a fish smacked arse yer fecker | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it?
Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo!
Is that all you talk about woman...piss and shite ffs
Takes up a lot of my day! "I know ...hope it gets sorted | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it?
Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo!
He needs a slap round the face with a big wet fish if you ask me,is that a fetish? He might like thatpasses dash some kippers
You called in to billingsgate today ffs"nope toby carvery | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out" Fecking gobshite  | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite "now fecken what | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what"Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off "no that would be rude | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it?
Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo!
Is that all you talk about woman...piss and shite ffs
Takes up a lot of my day!
I know ...hope it gets sorted "Thank you | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude"And you know I'm fecking never that | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that "Guffaw! | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw! " | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it?
Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo!
Is that all you talk about woman...piss and shite ffs
Takes up a lot of my day!
I know ...hope it gets sorted
Thank you "Your welcome ma'lady | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw! "Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes. And _amiss is just over your fecking head | |||
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"oi sammi nigel aint happy Why Voddy? The Strictly No Dancing....a little bit of glitter and some twirling, but no 4 legged things thats why
I was trying to keep Mistress happy
Mistress is very happy now
I'm pleased you're very happy, you look happy!
Thats his happy look is it?
Think so, Dash, either that or she needs a poo!
Is that all you talk about woman...piss and shite ffs
Takes up a lot of my day!
I know ...hope it gets sorted
Thank you
Your welcome ma'lady "Aah! | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head "And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment "Should have added a cat's bum....  | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head "cant help being short | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment "dont worry i had sprouts and roast parsnips for lunch | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment
Should have added a cat's bum.... "You just look in the right position too | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment
Should have added a cat's bum.... "did you order those things for the cats bum | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment dont worry i had sprouts and roast parsnips for lunch"What no mushy peas? | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment
Should have added a cat's bum....
You just look in the right position too "Haha | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment dont worry i had sprouts and roast parsnips for lunch"Parsips ewwwww | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment
Should have added a cat's bum.... did you order those things for the cats bum"Haha, haven't yet, have them bookmarked though! | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment dont worry i had sprouts and roast parsnips for lunch
Parsips ewwwww"God I love parsnips | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment dont worry i had sprouts and roast parsnips for lunch
Parsips ewwwww" | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment dont worry i had sprouts and roast parsnips for lunch
Parsips ewwwww" | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment dont worry i had sprouts and roast parsnips for lunch
Parsips ewwwww
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment dont worry i had sprouts and roast parsnips for lunch
Parsips ewwwww
had lots of em so yummy "Do they make you trump?....We're having roast chicken with lots of sprouts for dinner, hubby's already walking around with his facemask on! | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment dont worry i had sprouts and roast parsnips for lunch
Parsips ewwwww"You had a thread on them feckers didn't you? | |||
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, catcha later, play nice ! | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment dont worry i had sprouts and roast parsnips for lunch
Parsips ewwwww
You had a thread on them feckers didn't you?"My hatred of parsnips...the devils food | |||
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"Off for dinner now....*parp*... , catcha later, play nice ! "See ya later and take it easy on the sprouts ffs | |||
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"wonders if mistress had her bunions done whilst she was out Fecking gobshite now fecken what
Well I'm not going to tell you to feck off no that would be rude
And you know I'm fecking never that
Guffaw!
Fecking face will stay like that...if the wind changes.
And _amiss is just over your fecking head
And you definitely don't want me over your head, with my wind problem, I can trump for England at the moment dont worry i had sprouts and roast parsnips for lunch
Parsips ewwwww
You had a thread on them feckers didn't you?
My hatred of parsnips...the devils food"I'm not over keen on them..a half of one roasted on Xmas day is enough...too fecking sweet | |||
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"I love parsnips "Oh I had you down for fecking cucumbers  | |||
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"I love parsnips "and coffee mmachines | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight" It's them fecking sudden gusts you have to look out for | |||
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"I love parsnips and coffee mmachines"We don't mention that anymore | |||
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"I love parsnips and coffee mmachines
We don't mention that anymore "you got it back yet | |||
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"I love parsnips and coffee mmachines
We don't mention that anymore you got it back yet"Didn't you hear it the other night? | |||
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"Anyone seen that shirker Jim tonight?" Think hes eloing the elfs | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight" Wuzn't me! | |||
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"Anyone seen that shirker Jim tonight?Think hes eloing the elfs" That very s...elf..ish of him | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight It's them fecking sudden gusts you have to look out for "Yes they are a pain and in the words of Marlene Dietrich.....'can't elp it ! | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight Wuzn't me! "Are you fecking sure? | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight It's them fecking sudden gusts you have to look out for
Yes they are a pain and in the words of Marlene Dietrich.....'can't elp it ! "YOU nearly named a user off here then | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight Wuzn't me!
Are you fecking sure? "No I'm not...but I'm taking the fifth amendment..... | |||
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"me just been thinking bout the good ole days mum used to get belly pork and boil it used to love it with mash " Cant beat liver and onions | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight It's them fecking sudden gusts you have to look out for
Yes they are a pain and in the words of Marlene Dietrich.....'can't elp it !
YOU nearly named a user off here then "ur altar ego | |||
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"me just been thinking bout the good ole days mum used to get belly pork and boil it used to love it with mash " Aaw...love the good 'ole days | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight Wuzn't me!
Are you fecking sure?
No I'm not...but I'm taking the fifth amendment..... "Oh that old fiver one eh | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight It's them fecking sudden gusts you have to look out for
Yes they are a pain and in the words of Marlene Dietrich.....'can't elp it !
YOU nearly named a user off here then "No...surely not...she must be dead | |||
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"me just been thinking bout the good ole days mum used to get belly pork and boil it used to love it with mash Cant beat liver and onions "Omg...hate offal... | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight It's them fecking sudden gusts you have to look out for
Yes they are a pain and in the words of Marlene Dietrich.....'can't elp it !
YOU nearly named a user off here then ur altar ego"Nope | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight Wuzn't me!
Are you fecking sure?
No I'm not...but I'm taking the fifth amendment.....
Oh that old fiver one eh"I might have to invest in tena ones, the way I'm going! | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight It's them fecking sudden gusts you have to look out for
Yes they are a pain and in the words of Marlene Dietrich.....'can't elp it !
YOU nearly named a user off here then
No...surely not...she must be dead
"No she's alive and kicking | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight It's them fecking sudden gusts you have to look out for
Yes they are a pain and in the words of Marlene Dietrich.....'can't elp it !
YOU nearly named a user off here then ur altar ego
Nope "Love a 'cats bum, not in the theoretical sense, you know, just the emoticon | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight It's them fecking sudden gusts you have to look out for
Yes they are a pain and in the words of Marlene Dietrich.....'can't elp it !
YOU nearly named a user off here then
No...surely not...she must be dead
No she's alive and kicking"Wot...on ere...? | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight Wuzn't me!
Are you fecking sure?
No I'm not...but I'm taking the fifth amendment.....
Oh that old fiver one eh
I might have to invest in tena ones, the way I'm going! "Or a funnel and pipe | |||
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"mini me is a really fussy eater but loves lambs hearts in onion n gravy" Gosh, that's an acquired taste | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight Wuzn't me!
Are you fecking sure?
No I'm not...but I'm taking the fifth amendment.....
Oh that old fiver one eh
I might have to invest in tena ones, the way I'm going!
Or a funnel and pipe "Yep, that would be cheaper | |||
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"mini me is a really fussy eater but loves lambs hearts in onion n gravy" Offal is offally good  | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight Wuzn't me!
Are you fecking sure?
No I'm not...but I'm taking the fifth amendment.....
Oh that old fiver one eh
I might have to invest in tena ones, the way I'm going!
Or a funnel and pipe
Yep, that would be cheaper "Home bargains...around 99p for the lot...you'll save a fortune...just save a old lemmy bottle. Quids in Bright spark | |||
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"mini me is a really fussy eater but loves lambs hearts in onion n gravy Offal is offally good "It is offally good for you, but the offal thing makes me gag. Hubby likes liver and onions and I have to put gloves on to handle the liver, but the woolly bits get stuck on it.... ... | |||
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"just seen the weather forecast strong winds in chelmsford expected overnight Wuzn't me!
Are you fecking sure?
No I'm not...but I'm taking the fifth amendment.....
Oh that old fiver one eh
I might have to invest in tena ones, the way I'm going!
Or a funnel and pipe
Yep, that would be cheaper
Home bargains...around 99p for the lot...you'll save a fortune...just save a old lemmy bottle.
Quids in Bright spark "Hey, light bulb moment | |||
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"mini me is a really fussy eater but loves lambs hearts in onion n gravy Offal is offally good
It is offally good for you, but the offal thing makes me gag. Hubby likes liver and onions and I have to put gloves on to handle the liver, but the woolly bits get stuck on it......."get rubber gloves easier | |||
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"mini me is a really fussy eater but loves lambs hearts in onion n gravy Offal is offally good
It is offally good for you, but the offal thing makes me gag. Hubby likes liver and onions and I have to put gloves on to handle the liver, but the woolly bits get stuck on it.......get rubber gloves easier"Never thought of that Voddy | |||
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"brb doing a _amiss "Have you just done a bottom burp? | |||
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"brb doing a _amiss
Have you just done a bottom burp? "needed a tiddle | |||
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"brb doing a _amiss
Have you just done a bottom burp? needed a tiddle"Oh..good what a relief... | |||
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"brb doing a _amiss
Have you just done a bottom burp? needed a tiddle
Oh..good what a relief... "oh it was should keep me alright till 3 am | |||
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"brb doing a _amiss
Have you just done a bottom burp? needed a tiddle
Oh..good what a relief... oh it was should keep me alright till 3 am"Know that feeling, Voddy | |||
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"brb doing a _amiss
Have you just done a bottom burp? needed a tiddle
Oh..good what a relief... oh it was should keep me alright till 3 am
Know that feeling, Voddy "got the cat well trained he gets in bed to keep it warm then i use him as a hot water bottle his purrs gets me back to sleep | |||
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"brb doing a _amiss
Have you just done a bottom burp? needed a tiddle
Oh..good what a relief... oh it was should keep me alright till 3 am
Know that feeling, Voddy got the cat well trained he gets in bed to keep it warm then i use him as a hot water bottle his purrs gets me back to sleep"That sounds lovely when our granddog comes to stay, she always comes to bed with me and lies beside me with all four legs up in the air! She thinks she's human | |||
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"brb doing a _amiss
Have you just done a bottom burp? needed a tiddle
Oh..good what a relief... oh it was should keep me alright till 3 am
Know that feeling, Voddy got the cat well trained he gets in bed to keep it warm then i use him as a hot water bottle his purrs gets me back to sleep
That sounds lovely when our granddog comes to stay, she always comes to bed with me and lies beside me with all four legs up in the air! She thinks she's human "she is | |||
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"brb doing a _amiss
Have you just done a bottom burp? needed a tiddle
Oh..good what a relief... oh it was should keep me alright till 3 am
Know that feeling, Voddy got the cat well trained he gets in bed to keep it warm then i use him as a hot water bottle his purrs gets me back to sleep
That sounds lovely when our granddog comes to stay, she always comes to bed with me and lies beside me with all four legs up in the air! She thinks she's human she is"Love animals, great company, she now has a little sister so that will be fun, next time they come for a holiday | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here "Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today? | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today? "I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later "Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth? | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth? "A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me "Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes! | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me
Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes! "Galaxy's should be called crumbs...cos soon as you bite into them your covered in the feckers | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me
Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes!
Galaxy's should be called crumbs...cos soon as you bite into them your covered in the feckers "I know. Are you up to anything much this weekend? We've got 3 football matches, but I doubt they'll play Sunday, as snow is forecast. brrrr.... | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me
Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes!
Galaxy's should be called crumbs...cos soon as you bite into them your covered in the feckers
I know. Are you up to anything much this weekend? We've got 3 football matches, but I doubt they'll play Sunday, as snow is forecast. brrrr.... "Nah not really but I do need to start on my Xmas shopping as I've bugger all in yet  | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me
Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes!
Galaxy's should be called crumbs...cos soon as you bite into them your covered in the feckers
I know. Are you up to anything much this weekend? We've got 3 football matches, but I doubt they'll play Sunday, as snow is forecast. brrrr....
Nah not really but I do need to start on my Xmas shopping as I've bugger all in yet "It's a nightmare, luckily all our grandkids want money, so pretty easy and we're out all of Christmas, so don't have to entertain, which I hate anyway! | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me
Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes!
Galaxy's should be called crumbs...cos soon as you bite into them your covered in the feckers
I know. Are you up to anything much this weekend? We've got 3 football matches, but I doubt they'll play Sunday, as snow is forecast. brrrr....
Nah not really but I do need to start on my Xmas shopping as I've bugger all in yet "Start it? Oh that makes me nervous | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me
Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes!
Galaxy's should be called crumbs...cos soon as you bite into them your covered in the feckers
I know. Are you up to anything much this weekend? We've got 3 football matches, but I doubt they'll play Sunday, as snow is forecast. brrrr....
Nah not really but I do need to start on my Xmas shopping as I've bugger all in yet " you get my list | |||
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"How are you Babs? "Hello lovely. I’m really good thanks. Had a bit of bother getting the car up the hill but it’s all good now how are you? | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me
Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes!
Galaxy's should be called crumbs...cos soon as you bite into them your covered in the feckers
I know. Are you up to anything much this weekend? We've got 3 football matches, but I doubt they'll play Sunday, as snow is forecast. brrrr....
Nah not really but I do need to start on my Xmas shopping as I've bugger all in yet you get my list"Hope she got mine, there's quite a lot on it! | |||
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"How are you Babs?
Hello lovely. I’m really good thanks. Had a bit of bother getting the car up the hill but it’s all good now how are you? "Oh gosh, why? yes I'm quite well, lovely xx | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me
Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes!
Galaxy's should be called crumbs...cos soon as you bite into them your covered in the feckers
I know. Are you up to anything much this weekend? We've got 3 football matches, but I doubt they'll play Sunday, as snow is forecast. brrrr....
Nah not really but I do need to start on my Xmas shopping as I've bugger all in yet
It's a nightmare, luckily all our grandkids want money, so pretty easy and we're out all of Christmas, so don't have to entertain, which I hate anyway! "I'm the original scrooge...I hate all the fecking hype. Just glad when it's all over | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me
Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes!
Galaxy's should be called crumbs...cos soon as you bite into them your covered in the feckers
I know. Are you up to anything much this weekend? We've got 3 football matches, but I doubt they'll play Sunday, as snow is forecast. brrrr....
Nah not really but I do need to start on my Xmas shopping as I've bugger all in yet
Start it? Oh that makes me nervous "No looking forward to it _abs...but I've started getting cards...and I've not even bought mine yet ffs | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me
Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes!
Galaxy's should be called crumbs...cos soon as you bite into them your covered in the feckers
I know. Are you up to anything much this weekend? We've got 3 football matches, but I doubt they'll play Sunday, as snow is forecast. brrrr....
Nah not really but I do need to start on my Xmas shopping as I've bugger all in yet
It's a nightmare, luckily all our grandkids want money, so pretty easy and we're out all of Christmas, so don't have to entertain, which I hate anyway!
I'm the original scrooge...I hate all the fecking hype.
Just glad when it's all over "I like the family day, but I hate all the hype too! | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me
Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes!
Galaxy's should be called crumbs...cos soon as you bite into them your covered in the feckers
I know. Are you up to anything much this weekend? We've got 3 football matches, but I doubt they'll play Sunday, as snow is forecast. brrrr....
Nah not really but I do need to start on my Xmas shopping as I've bugger all in yet you get my list"Feck that...I'm struggling as it is | |||
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"How are you Babs?
Hello lovely. I’m really good thanks. Had a bit of bother getting the car up the hill but it’s all good now how are you? "I know that feeling with my little fecking car and hills | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me
Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes!
Galaxy's should be called crumbs...cos soon as you bite into them your covered in the feckers
I know. Are you up to anything much this weekend? We've got 3 football matches, but I doubt they'll play Sunday, as snow is forecast. brrrr....
Nah not really but I do need to start on my Xmas shopping as I've bugger all in yet you get my list
Hope she got mine, there's quite a lot on it! "That I'll be bob | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me
Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes!
Galaxy's should be called crumbs...cos soon as you bite into them your covered in the feckers
I know. Are you up to anything much this weekend? We've got 3 football matches, but I doubt they'll play Sunday, as snow is forecast. brrrr....
Nah not really but I do need to start on my Xmas shopping as I've bugger all in yet you get my list
Hope she got mine, there's quite a lot on it!
That I'll be bob " | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me
Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes!
Galaxy's should be called crumbs...cos soon as you bite into them your covered in the feckers
I know. Are you up to anything much this weekend? We've got 3 football matches, but I doubt they'll play Sunday, as snow is forecast. brrrr....
Nah not really but I do need to start on my Xmas shopping as I've bugger all in yet
It's a nightmare, luckily all our grandkids want money, so pretty easy and we're out all of Christmas, so don't have to entertain, which I hate anyway!
I'm the original scrooge...I hate all the fecking hype.
Just glad when it's all over
I like the family day, but I hate all the hype too! "Yeah got to admit I still enjoy seeing my daughter opening all the bits and pieces I start buying straight after Xmas in the sales | |||
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"Just bought and written my cards today, it will cost about 12 bob a card to post! "And the rest if they are big cards...feckers | |||
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"Too much talk of 4 legged animals on here
Haha
Arfur noon, Mistress. Just been shopping, so cold out there. How are you today?
I wrote that last post last night...then woke up 2 hours later
Oh dear! Did you have an Apple or choccie biscuit in your mouth?
A galaxy ripple...fecking all over me
Haha I always used to get in a mess with the flakes chocolate, can see why they called them flakes!
Galaxy's should be called crumbs...cos soon as you bite into them your covered in the feckers
I know. Are you up to anything much this weekend? We've got 3 football matches, but I doubt they'll play Sunday, as snow is forecast. brrrr....
Nah not really but I do need to start on my Xmas shopping as I've bugger all in yet
It's a nightmare, luckily all our grandkids want money, so pretty easy and we're out all of Christmas, so don't have to entertain, which I hate anyway!
I'm the original scrooge...I hate all the fecking hype.
Just glad when it's all over
I like the family day, but I hate all the hype too!
Yeah got to admit I still enjoy seeing my daughter opening all the bits and pieces I start buying straight after Xmas in the sales "Ah, bless her | |||
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"Oh I've got a pm off dash...must go and read it as I don't think he'll be posting on the thread today "Oh...I see! | |||
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"Oh I've got a pm off dash...must go and read it as I don't think he'll be posting on the thread today ok, send love and kisses from me! "I'm not kissing the ugly fecker | |||
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"Oh I've got a pm off dash...must go and read it as I don't think he'll be posting on the thread today
Oh...I see! "Just heard a penny drop eh | |||
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"Oh I've got a pm off dash...must go and read it as I don't think he'll be posting on the thread today
Oh...I see!
Just heard a penny drop eh "Yes, best leave it there | |||
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"Gotta have a wee....... "That's better
Gordon Bennett...those sprouts were lethal last night | |||
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"Gotta have a wee....... "That's better
Gordon Bennett...those sprouts were lethal last night
Leave next one to you Mistress? | |||
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