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over a year ago
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He DID go to mow, and it WAS a meadow, but, due to the fact he wasn't wearing a hi-vis jacket and his mower didn't have a IS9002 standard kitemark on it he had to go back to the deopt on full pay and remain there for three zillion weeks until a govt quango decided that he'd been unfairly treated and awarded him £50bn in compensation due to the psychological damage he'd sustained from his former colleagues who adapted the popular song:
"One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow, one man and his dog spot, were deemed fucking useless and sent back to the depot coz they couldn't mow a fucking cabbage patch, cos he's a fucking twat."
It's a sad society in which we live.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He DID go to mow, and it WAS a meadow, but, due to the fact he wasn't wearing a hi-vis jacket and his mower didn't have a IS9002 standard kitemark on it he had to go back to the deopt on full pay and remain there for three zillion weeks until a govt quango decided that he'd been unfairly treated and awarded him £50bn in compensation due to the psychological damage he'd sustained from his former colleagues who adapted the popular song:
"One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow, one man and his dog spot, were deemed fucking useless and sent back to the depot coz they couldn't mow a fucking cabbage patch, cos he's a fucking twat."
It's a sad society in which we live. "
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