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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ho ho ho! 
T'is the season to be jolly and all that crap...
Post your funniest Christmas jokes please. Not only will it give us a seasonal chuckle, but it will help out a fellow fab member in their hour of need.
I know there are an abundance of jokers on here, so I'm counting on you! Best one wins... nothing it's just for fun
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy was stood on the edge of the top floor of a multi storey car park, it was late on Christmas Eve. He heard a noise behind him and turned to see Father Christmas approaching him.
Father Christmas asked him what was wrong, why was he thinking of jumping?
The guy was crying as he replied that he had nothing to live for, he had lost his job, his wife had left him, she had taken all his money and even taken his dog.
Father Christmas put his hand on the guys shoulder and said that as it was the season of good will he would make it all better. The guy looked puzzled until Father Christmas continued, saying that as he could do magic, he would click his fingers and restore everything to the way it was. He told him his wife was waiting for him at home, he still had his job, there was money in his bank and his dog was home a well.
The guy cried with relief, thanking Father Christmas over and over again. He asked if there was anything he could do to show his thanks.
Father Christmas thought for a moment then sheepishly whispered that he had long wondered what it was like to have sex with a man. The guy looked a bit shocked but then said that it was the least he could do after what Father Christmas had done for him, and started to remove his trousers.
Ten minutes later it was all done and Father Christmas turned to walk away before stopping and turning to the guy, asking him how old he was? 42 he answered. Father Christmas shook his head, 42, and you still believe in Father Christmas!
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"A guy was stood on the edge of the top floor of a multi storey car park, it was late on Christmas Eve. He heard a noise behind him and turned to see Father Christmas approaching him.
Father Christmas asked him what was wrong, why was he thinking of jumping?
The guy was crying as he replied that he had nothing to live for, he had lost his job, his wife had left him, she had taken all his money and even taken his dog.
Father Christmas put his hand on the guys shoulder and said that as it was the season of good will he would make it all better. The guy looked puzzled until Father Christmas continued, saying that as he could do magic, he would click his fingers and restore everything to the way it was. He told him his wife was waiting for him at home, he still had his job, there was money in his bank and his dog was home a well.
The guy cried with relief, thanking Father Christmas over and over again. He asked if there was anything he could do to show his thanks.
Father Christmas thought for a moment then sheepishly whispered that he had long wondered what it was like to have sex with a man. The guy looked a bit shocked but then said that it was the least he could do after what Father Christmas had done for him, and started to remove his trousers.
Ten minutes later it was all done and Father Christmas turned to walk away before stopping and turning to the guy, asking him how old he was? 42 he answered. Father Christmas shook his head, 42, and you still believe in Father Christmas!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman??
A snowwoman is easier to make, because with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make its testicles!!
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