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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're likely to see more spiders this time of year as they become interested in mating around now.
So if you see one suddenly make a dash for the sofa, do bear in mind it's not you the spider's really after - it's the nice safe dark space underneath the sofa... lol
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over a year ago
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When i was a kid my mum and my much older sister used to get hysterical when they seen a spider. That spider you got out the bath could be sitting on your face when you are in bed tonite. |
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I moved the bath mat into the sink the other day and a MASSIVE spider climbed out from under it... then dropped onto the floor.. after a lot of screaming and sweating I managed to hoover it up.. I even left the hoover on for about 5 mins to make sure it wasn't in the pipe.. then I could see it crawling about inside!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why dont people like spiders ?..
got in from the pub and a massive one in my bath..
hung a towel in to help him out and now (an hour later) he or she has gone..
so where is he or she now ?...
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If it was a large spider then probably a female, why didn't you just pick it up and put it outside? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i think i don't like them because my mum doesn't like them..
sounds daft doesn't it lol "
my mum was petrified of spiders so brought me up to not be scared plus it gave her someone that could take them out of the house for her 
i really don't mind them can pick them up even the big ones |
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"i think i don't like them because my mum doesn't like them..
sounds daft doesn't it lol
my mum was petrified of spiders so brought me up to not be scared plus it gave her someone that could take them out of the house for her
i really don't mind them can pick them up even the big ones "
Sorry but just the thought of you picking it up makes me feel sick  |
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"When i was a kid my mum and my much older sister used to get hysterical when they seen a spider. That spider you got out the bath could be sitting on your face when you are in bed tonite."
could think of better things sitting on my face tonite and they could b more scarey xx |
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There was one in my bathroom once that was so huge I could see its tattoos and 4 pairs of bovver boots. I threw my cat in, slammed the door closed and hoped she'd win the fight. After a lot of banging and clattering, I opened the door and the cat strutted out with a big hairy leg dangling from her mouth ... it could have so easily gone the other way though. She was a brave and feisty moggy! |
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"i think i don't like them because my mum doesn't like them..
sounds daft doesn't it lol
my mum was petrified of spiders so brought me up to not be scared plus it gave her someone that could take them out of the house for her
i really don't mind them can pick them up even the big ones
Sorry but just the thought of you picking it up makes me feel sick "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'kin petrified of them 
Slippers, newspapers, vacuums, trainers, fly swats, cats, dogs, hammers, books, hairspray, deodorant, spatulas, bottoms of drink glasses, mugs, stones, spades, cushions, fly spray, wad of A4 paper, telephone directories, wellies are a few items I have used in self defence before now 
Sorry nature lovers... I'm not proud just as I've alreay said, petrified |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'kin petrified of them
Slippers, newspapers, vacuums, trainers, fly swats, cats, dogs, hammers, books, hairspray, deodorant, spatulas, bottoms of drink glasses, mugs, stones, spades, cushions, fly spray, wad of A4 paper, telephone directories, wellies are a few items I have used in self defence before now
Sorry nature lovers... I'm not proud just as I've alreay said, petrified "
its ok hunny i might be good with spiders but i'm like you with wasps i sob like a baby if one comes near me |
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"There was one in my bathroom once that was so huge I could see its tattoos and 4 pairs of bovver boots. I threw my cat in, slammed the door closed and hoped she'd win the fight. After a lot of banging and clattering, I opened the door and the cat strutted out with a big hairy leg dangling from her mouth ... it could have so easily gone the other way though. She was a brave and feisty moggy!"
ur mad... should know u cant rely on pussy x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!
As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover 
and i thought u were nice x"
She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"'kin petrified of them
Slippers, newspapers, vacuums, trainers, fly swats, cats, dogs, hammers, books, hairspray, deodorant, spatulas, bottoms of drink glasses, mugs, stones, spades, cushions, fly spray, wad of A4 paper, telephone directories, wellies are a few items I have used in self defence before now
Sorry nature lovers... I'm not proud just as I've alreay said, petrified "
I capture spiders and bees and take them out the house unharmed, but wasps are vile.
We get sooooo many in the kitchen at work I've developed a great tennis lob with the lid off the scone tub and bat them right out the door again! |
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"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!
As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover
and i thought u were nice x
She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population "
n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I love em I've always wanted a trantula but never found a partner yet that likes em
Ain't broached the subject with the OH yet so ya never know xx "
The tarantula can stay but you can FROFF©® ™ |
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"'kin petrified of them
Slippers, newspapers, vacuums, trainers, fly swats, cats, dogs, hammers, books, hairspray, deodorant, spatulas, bottoms of drink glasses, mugs, stones, spades, cushions, fly spray, wad of A4 paper, telephone directories, wellies are a few items I have used in self defence before now
Sorry nature lovers... I'm not proud just as I've alreay said, petrified
I capture spiders and bees and take them out the house unharmed, but wasps are vile.
We get sooooo many in the kitchen at work I've developed a great tennis lob with the lid off the scone tub and bat them right out the door again! "
im going to be a spider if u invite me to urs... dont want to b a wasp.. though would be interesting to see what u do with the lid of a scone top...x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!
As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover
and i thought u were nice x
She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population
n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx"
Euro Anchor  I am nice... I don't have eight feckin legs xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!
As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover
and i thought u were nice x
She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population
n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx
Euro Anchor I am nice... I don't have eight feckin legs xx"
And ya ain't five foot bloody three either xx |
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"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!
As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover
and i thought u were nice x
She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population
n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx
Euro Anchor I am nice... I don't have eight feckin legs xx"
the two u have are very nice... now Frock Off x |
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"I love em I've always wanted a trantula but never found a partner yet that likes em
Ain't broached the subject with the OH yet so ya never know xx
The tarantula can stay but you can FROFF©® ™"
can u call him stan and can i b god parent xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!
As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover
and i thought u were nice x
She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population
n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx
Euro Anchor I am nice... I don't have eight feckin legs xx
And ya ain't five foot bloody three either xx "
NEITHER ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!
As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover
and i thought u were nice x
She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population
n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx
Euro Anchor I am nice... I don't have eight feckin legs xx
And ya ain't five foot bloody three either xx
NEITHER ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
Yes I am and you know that cause ya bloody measured me xx |
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"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!
As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover
and i thought u were nice x
She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population
n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx
Euro Anchor I am nice... I don't have eight feckin legs xx
And ya ain't five foot bloody three either xx
NEITHER ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes I am and you know that cause ya bloody measured me xx "
oy were not talkin soapy here its my god child.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What about Charlotte's Web- she was a lovely spider!
As for the ones in houses- suck 'em ALL up the hoover
and i thought u were nice x
She is nice... even nicer now she is helping reduce the spider population
n i thought u were nice too .... Frock Off xx
Euro Anchor I am nice... I don't have eight feckin legs xx
And ya ain't five foot bloody three either xx
NEITHER ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes I am and you know that cause ya bloody measured me xx "
Them Scottish tape measures have the first 4" missing off 'em then  |
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"Why dont people like spiders ?..
got in from the pub and a massive one in my bath..
hung a towel in to help him out and now (an hour later) he or she has gone..
so where is he or she now ?...
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you should of used the towel to make mr spider a bed for the night |
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"Why dont people like spiders ?..
got in from the pub and a massive one in my bath..
hung a towel in to help him out and now (an hour later) he or she has gone..
so where is he or she now ?...
you should of used the towel to make mr spider a bed for the night "
just woke up... got spiders leg stuck in my teeth.. mmm hows that happen ?.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why dont people like spiders ?..
got in from the pub and a massive one in my bath..
hung a towel in to help him out and now (an hour later) he or she has gone..
so where is he or she now ?...
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If you waxed of shaved a spider would the women like it? |
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