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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away "Give an inch eh...ffs | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs "Don't you start... Or I'll bring the donkey... And my goats... | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats... "What's up...no fecking camels eh | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh "Don't want to give you the hump...again | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again "You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs  | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs"Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave "Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles  | |||
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"How do MD Alright pieman...any sausage rolls in your pockets? "Nah just pleased to see you | |||
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"How do MD BTW that terrarium tv was a good call "Ah glad you like. The ads can be a pain but otherwise it's a great app. | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles "Titles?... You been given a knighthood | |||
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Hello "Ooh...hello... | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles
Titles?...
You been given a knighthood "Ffs it was meant to be tetleys  | |||
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"Hello... "Good morning _amiss | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles
Titles?...
You been given a knighthood
Ffs it was meant to be tetleys "Tea... you'll be wearing dresses next | |||
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"Hello...
Good morning _amiss "Morning, how are we ? | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles
Titles?...
You been given a knighthood
Ffs it was meant to be tetleys
Tea... you'll be wearing dresses next "Love them tea dresses | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles
Titles?...
You been given a knighthood
Ffs it was meant to be tetleys
Tea... you'll be wearing dresses next "sat inyour little black silky number now with a pair of holdups | |||
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"Hello...
Good morning _amiss
Morning, how are we ? "Getting lighter by the minute...well my pockets are | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles
Titles?...
You been given a knighthood
Ffs it was meant to be tetleys
Tea... you'll be wearing dresses next
Love them tea dresses "Just need the little hat | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles
Titles?...
You been given a knighthood
Ffs it was meant to be tetleys
Tea... you'll be wearing dresses next sat inyour little black silky number now with a pair of holdups "Shhhhh
I save them for special occasions..still waiting for one | |||
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"Hello...
Good morning _amiss
Morning, how are we ?
Getting lighter by the minute...well my pockets are "Oh no...Gordon Bennett.....  | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles
Titles?...
You been given a knighthood
Ffs it was meant to be tetleys
Tea... you'll be wearing dresses next
Love them tea dresses Just need the little hat "Now.. I may just have one of those...got it off a donkey...but it does have 'kiss me quick' on the front of it....any good to you?  | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles
Titles?...
You been given a knighthood
Ffs it was meant to be tetleys
Tea... you'll be wearing dresses next
Love them tea dresses Just need the little hat
Now.. I may just have one of those...got it off a donkey...but it does have 'kiss me quick' on the front of it....any good to you? "Better it's made out of a fecking tea towel ffs | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles
Titles?...
You been given a knighthood
Ffs it was meant to be tetleys
Tea... you'll be wearing dresses next
Love them tea dresses Just need the little hat
Now.. I may just have one of those...got it off a donkey...but it does have 'kiss me quick' on the front of it....any good to you?
Better it's made out of a fecking tea towel ffs "Haha | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles
Titles?...
You been given a knighthood
Ffs it was meant to be tetleys
Tea... you'll be wearing dresses next sat inyour little black silky
numbers now with a pair of holdups
Shhhhh
I save them for special occasions..still waiting for one "Hey ive been converted to hold ups. .was a stockings guy. But holdups rock | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles
Titles?...
You been given a knighthood
Ffs it was meant to be tetleys
Tea... you'll be wearing dresses next sat inyour little black silky
numbers now with a pair of holdups
Shhhhh
I save them for special occasions..still waiting for one
Hey ive been converted to hold ups.
.was a stockings guy. But holdups rock "I find they cut the blood supply off...so don't wear anything on my legs!.... | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles
Titles?...
You been given a knighthood
Ffs it was meant to be tetleys
Tea... you'll be wearing dresses next sat inyour little black silky
numbers now with a pair of holdups
Shhhhh
I save them for special occasions..still waiting for one
Hey ive been converted to hold ups.
.was a stockings guy. But holdups rock
I find they cut the blood supply off...so don't wear anything on my legs!.... "I do a good line in fake tan | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles
Titles?...
You been given a knighthood
Ffs it was meant to be tetleys
Tea... you'll be wearing dresses next sat inyour little black silky
numbers now with a pair of holdups
Shhhhh
I save them for special occasions..still waiting for one
Hey ive been converted to hold ups.
.was a stockings guy. But holdups rock
I find they cut the blood supply off...so don't wear anything on my legs!....
I do a good line in fake tan "Is that from fecking £land and you charge £2 for it?  | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles
Titles?...
You been given a knighthood
Ffs it was meant to be tetleys
Tea... you'll be wearing dresses next sat inyour little black silky
numbers now with a pair of holdups
Shhhhh
I save them for special occasions..still waiting for one
Hey ive been converted to hold ups.
.was a stockings guy. But holdups rock
I find they cut the blood supply off...so don't wear anything on my legs!....
I do a good line in fake tan
Is that from fecking £land and you charge £2 for it? "No it's fecking He-She very expensive. And I like the name | |||
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"Wanders in twirls... Farts glitterbombs... Runs away
Give an inch eh...ffs
Don't you start...
Or I'll bring the donkey...
And my goats...
What's up...no fecking camels eh
Don't want to give you the hump...again
You already manage that with yer fecking farming ffs
Put the coffee on its bloody freezing here in this barn... errr cave
Aw you need to read up babs has nicked the machine and now the coppers have nicked....and I'm on titles
Titles?...
You been given a knighthood
Ffs it was meant to be tetleys
Tea... you'll be wearing dresses next sat inyour little black silky
numbers now with a pair of holdups
Shhhhh
I save them for special occasions..still waiting for one
Hey ive been converted to hold ups.
.was a stockings guy. But holdups rock
I find they cut the blood supply off...so don't wear anything on my legs!....
I do a good line in fake tan
Is that from fecking £land and you charge £2 for it?
No it's fecking He-She very expensive.
And I like the name "Haha! I like that name too | |||
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"Off to noddyland. Mistress, don't fall asleep with a fag in yer hand! Na night. "It won't be a biccy as I've ate them all..night night _amiss xx | |||
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"Off to noddyland. Mistress, don't fall asleep with a fag in yer hand! Na night.
It won't be a biccy as I've ate them all..night night _amiss xx"Oh dear, there's some cheap ones, in £land catcha tomorrow, lovely xc | |||
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"How do MD BTW that terrarium tv was a good call
Ah glad you like. The ads can be a pain but otherwise it's a great app."Yep when I first used it in thought it was a bit of a pain as I was shopping between the mouse and central control buttons to use it. Then I realised you can navigate with just the central control buttons so yeah great
I find the lower data links seem to work with less interruptions. ..but that will be more down to my broadband speed. | |||
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"How do MD BTW that terrarium tv was a good call
Ah glad you like. The ads can be a pain but otherwise it's a great app.
Yep when I first used it i thought it was a bit of a pain as I was swapping between the mouse and central control buttons to use it.
Then I realised you can navigate with just the central control buttons so yeah great
I find the lower data links seem to work with less interruptions. ..but that will be more down to my broadband speed."Edited ffs | |||
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"walks in all sleepy eyed looking for coffee" Nescafe? | |||
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"walks in all sleepy eyed looking for coffee Nescafe? "please not strong thou | |||
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"walks in all sleepy eyed looking for coffee Nescafe? please not strong thou"Oh just looked and it's camp coffee | |||
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"walks in all sleepy eyed looking for coffee Nescafe? please not strong thou
Oh just looked and it's camp coffee "my mam used to buy that yrs ago any hot choc | |||
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"walks in all sleepy eyed looking for coffee Nescafe? please not strong thou
Oh just looked and it's camp coffee my mam used to buy that yrs ago any hot choc"Tetley tea | |||
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"walks in all sleepy eyed looking for coffee Nescafe? please not strong thou
Oh just looked and it's camp coffee my mam used to buy that yrs ago any hot choc
Tetley tea "yuck dont drink tea | |||
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"walks in all sleepy eyed looking for coffee Nescafe? please not strong thou
Oh just looked and it's camp coffee my mam used to buy that yrs ago any hot choc
Tetley tea yuck dont drink tea"Well get to fecking strange ways.. and get my machine back ffs | |||
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"walks in all sleepy eyed looking for coffee Nescafe? please not strong thou
Oh just looked and it's camp coffee my mam used to buy that yrs ago any hot choc
Tetley tea yuck dont drink tea
Well get to fecking strange ways.. and get my machine back ffs "what bus do i get | |||
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"walks in all sleepy eyed looking for coffee Nescafe? please not strong thou
Oh just looked and it's camp coffee my mam used to buy that yrs ago any hot choc
Tetley tea yuck dont drink tea
Well get to fecking strange ways.. and get my machine back ffs what bus do i get"Strange ways number 69 ffs...it drops you off outside | |||
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"Arfur noon!" Who's this arther? | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs "Yeah but you must have grassed me to the coppers...neighbour said they've bin knocking on my fecking door | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs
Yeah but you must have grassed me to the coppers...neighbour said they've bin knocking on my fecking door "He offered me chocolate ..... | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs
Yeah but you must have grassed me to the coppers...neighbour said they've bin knocking on my fecking door
He offered me chocolate ..... "I've got bloody cake here | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs
Yeah but you must have grassed me to the coppers...neighbour said they've bin knocking on my fecking door
He offered me chocolate .....
I've got bloody cake here "Ooooer what type of cake? | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs "Mmmm....snowballs | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs
Mmmm....snowballs "Love Snowballs and tea cakes with the jam in the middle. Yummy | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther?" Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!) | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs
Mmmm....snowballs
Love Snowballs and tea cakes with the jam in the middle. Yummy "Me too Babs! | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs
Yeah but you must have grassed me to the coppers...neighbour said they've bin knocking on my fecking door
He offered me chocolate .....
I've got bloody cake here
Ooooer what type of cake? "Black forest gateau  | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs
Mmmm....snowballs "Your fecking easy tempted | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs
Mmmm....snowballs
Love Snowballs and tea cakes with the jam in the middle. Yummy "Well that's jammy as I have some in | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!) "Ah Tommy steelheels | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs
Mmmm....snowballs
Your fecking easy tempted "I'm easily pleased! | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels "I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs
Mmmm....snowballs
Love Snowballs and tea cakes with the jam in the middle. Yummy
Well that's jammy as I have some in"I’m on my way ... | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon " You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work "thankyou sammi but have to be up at 6 tomorrow morning as mini me has hospital at 9 so have to get half seven bus | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work thankyou sammi but have to be up at 6 tomorrow morning as mini me has hospital at 9 so have to get half seven bus"Bless you. All the best for mini's hospital visit | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon " Hope you weren't eating a fecking chocolate biscuit | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs
Mmmm....snowballs
Your fecking easy tempted
I'm easily pleased! "My kinda girl | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday "I used to like him too....is he still alive? | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs
Mmmm....snowballs
Love Snowballs and tea cakes with the jam in the middle. Yummy
Well that's jammy as I have some in
I’m on my way ... "Jeez two hours ago....where are you I'm starving | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work "And when are at work your fecking puffing your head off | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work thankyou sammi but have to be up at 6 tomorrow morning as mini me has hospital at 9 so have to get half seven bus"Hope it goes well for her | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work
And when are at work your fecking puffing your head off "bloody ain't only allowed 2 in 7 1/2 hrs whyou do you think I like doing the shop run lol | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs
Mmmm....snowballs
Love Snowballs and tea cakes with the jam in the middle. Yummy
Well that's jammy as I have some in
I’m on my way ...
Jeez two hours ago....where are you I'm starving "bet she's set up a coffee stall at side of rd | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work
And when are at work your fecking puffing your head off bloody ain't only allowed 2 in 7 1/2 hrs whyou do you think I like doing the shop run lol"What they let you smoke in tesco down there?  | |||
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"Hello ..... I’ve retrieved the coffee machine, bought a few supplies to go with it and a pack of Snowballs
Mmmm....snowballs
Love Snowballs and tea cakes with the jam in the middle. Yummy
Well that's jammy as I have some in
I’m on my way ...
Jeez two hours ago....where are you I'm starving bet she's set up a coffee stall at side of rd"Either that or she's buggered off to cash converters | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work
And when are at work your fecking puffing your head off bloody ain't only allowed 2 in 7 1/2 hrs whyou do you think I like doing the shop run lol
What they let you smoke in tesco down there? "not in freezer isle though | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work
And when are at work your fecking puffing your head off bloody ain't only allowed 2 in 7 1/2 hrs whyou do you think I like doing the shop run lol
What they let you smoke in tesco down there? not in freezer isle though"Freezer "isle" that's fecking Iceland not tesco....mad fecker | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work
And when are at work your fecking puffing your head off bloody ain't only allowed 2 in 7 1/2 hrs whyou do you think I like doing the shop run lol
What they let you smoke in tesco down there? not in freezer isle though
Freezer "isle" that's fecking Iceland not tesco....mad fecker "thats next to me butty shop | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work
And when are at work your fecking puffing your head off bloody ain't only allowed 2 in 7 1/2 hrs whyou do you think I like doing the shop run lol
What they let you smoke in tesco down there? not in freezer isle though
Freezer "isle" that's fecking Iceland not tesco....mad fecker thats next to me butty shop"We call em bun shops up here | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work
And when are at work your fecking puffing your head off bloody ain't only allowed 2 in 7 1/2 hrs whyou do you think I like doing the shop run lol
What they let you smoke in tesco down there? not in freezer isle though
Freezer "isle" that's fecking Iceland not tesco....mad fecker thats next to me butty shop
We call em bun shops up here"what you call cafes bun shops that explains your madness | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work
And when are at work your fecking puffing your head off bloody ain't only allowed 2 in 7 1/2 hrs whyou do you think I like doing the shop run lol
What they let you smoke in tesco down there? not in freezer isle though
Freezer "isle" that's fecking Iceland not tesco....mad fecker thats next to me butty shop
We call em bun shops up herewhat you call cafes bun shops that explains your madness "Oh I thought you meant a fecking sandwich shop | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work
And when are at work your fecking puffing your head off bloody ain't only allowed 2 in 7 1/2 hrs whyou do you think I like doing the shop run lol
What they let you smoke in tesco down there? not in freezer isle though
Freezer "isle" that's fecking Iceland not tesco....mad fecker thats next to me butty shop
We call em bun shops up herewhat you call cafes bun shops that explains your madness
Oh I thought you meant a fecking sandwich shop "shakes head in dispear | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work
And when are at work your fecking puffing your head off bloody ain't only allowed 2 in 7 1/2 hrs whyou do you think I like doing the shop run lol
What they let you smoke in tesco down there? not in freezer isle though
Freezer "isle" that's fecking Iceland not tesco....mad fecker thats next to me butty shop
We call em bun shops up herewhat you call cafes bun shops that explains your madness
Oh I thought you meant a fecking sandwich shop shakes head and disappears"FIFY | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work
And when are at work your fecking puffing your head off bloody ain't only allowed 2 in 7 1/2 hrs whyou do you think I like doing the shop run lol
What they let you smoke in tesco down there? not in freezer isle though
Freezer "isle" that's fecking Iceland not tesco....mad fecker thats next to me butty shop
We call em bun shops up herewhat you call cafes bun shops that explains your madness
Oh I thought you meant a fecking sandwich shop shakes head and disappears
FIFY "you fecking wish mrs | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?"Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died | |||
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"Oi Mistress I've caught that bad habit off you nodded off this afternoon You're allowed to Voddy, you're not at work
And when are at work your fecking puffing your head off bloody ain't only allowed 2 in 7 1/2 hrs whyou do you think I like doing the shop run lol
What they let you smoke in tesco down there? not in freezer isle though
Freezer "isle" that's fecking Iceland not tesco....mad fecker thats next to me butty shop
We call em bun shops up herewhat you call cafes bun shops that explains your madness
Oh I thought you meant a fecking sandwich shop shakes head and disappears
FIFY you fecking wish mrs "Haha yer fecker...keeps turning up like a bad fecking penny | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died "And what about budgie...is he still alive? | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?"Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer "Oi bugger off back to your tory MPs thread | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?"Do you mean Adam Faith, he played budgie, he died in 2003 and he was 63 | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?"he went yrs ago used to like him singing lonely pup in a christmas shop | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer
Oi bugger off back to your tory MPs thread "I would have said the same no matter what party....or none. Innocent until proven guilty... That's my story and I'm sticking to it | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea" Ooh, do tell! | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Do you mean Adam Faith, he played budgie, he died in 2003 and he was 63 "Bloody hell I missed that one..I liked him too  | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea Ooh, do tell! "why dont you contact the fiver folks and see if you can get in bulk with a discount and would they deliver | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer
Oi bugger off back to your tory MPs thread
I would have said the same no matter what party....or none.
Innocent until proven guilty...
That's my story and I'm sticking to it "Go on.. be off with you | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea" Oh shit | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea Ooh, do tell! why dont you contact the fiver folks and see if you can get in bulk with a discount and would they deliver "Phew | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea Ooh, do tell! why dont you contact the fiver folks and see if you can get in bulk with a discount and would they deliver "Sounds like a great idea, anyone else need any? | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea Ooh, do tell! why dont you contact the fiver folks and see if you can get in bulk with a discount and would they deliver
Phew "Hehe Bet you could do with some fiver pads sometimes! | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea Ooh, do tell! why dont you contact the fiver folks and see if you can get in bulk with a discount and would they deliver
Phew
Hehe Bet you could do with some fiver pads sometimes! "With her about it need the fecking full tenner ones | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer
Oi bugger off back to your tory MPs thread
I would have said the same no matter what party....or none.
Innocent until proven guilty...
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Go on.. be off with you "Twirls out farting glitterbombs and dragging my donkey behind me... Oi...who nicked his feckin hat | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer
Oi bugger off back to your tory MPs thread
I would have said the same no matter what party....or none.
Innocent until proven guilty...
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Go on.. be off with you
Twirls out farting glitterbombs and dragging my donkey behind me...
Oi...who nicked his feckin hat "The tory MP  | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer
Oi bugger off back to your tory MPs thread
I would have said the same no matter what party....or none.
Innocent until proven guilty...
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Go on.. be off with you
Twirls out farting glitterbombs and dragging my donkey behind me...
Oi...who nicked his feckin hat
The tory MP "Shifty fecker | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea Ooh, do tell! why dont you contact the fiver folks and see if you can get in bulk with a discount and would they deliver
Phew
Hehe Bet you could do with some fiver pads sometimes!
With her about it need the fecking full tenner ones "Hahaha | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer
Oi bugger off back to your tory MPs thread
I would have said the same no matter what party....or none.
Innocent until proven guilty...
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Go on.. be off with you
Twirls out farting glitterbombs and dragging my donkey behind me...
Oi...who nicked his feckin hat
The tory MP "It's the 'kiss me quick' hat! | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer
Oi bugger off back to your tory MPs thread
I would have said the same no matter what party....or none.
Innocent until proven guilty...
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Go on.. be off with you
Twirls out farting glitterbombs and dragging my donkey behind me...
Oi...who nicked his feckin hat "i noticed his hat was missing looks at a certain someone so ive knitted him a new hat scarf and hoove warmers | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer
Oi bugger off back to your tory MPs thread
I would have said the same no matter what party....or none.
Innocent until proven guilty...
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Go on.. be off with you
Twirls out farting glitterbombs and dragging my donkey behind me...
Oi...who nicked his feckin hat
The tory MP
It's the 'kiss me quick' hat! "Nah.... mine was a suck me slowly hat | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer
Oi bugger off back to your tory MPs thread
I would have said the same no matter what party....or none.
Innocent until proven guilty...
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Go on.. be off with you
Twirls out farting glitterbombs and dragging my donkey behind me...
Oi...who nicked his feckin hat i noticed his hat was missing looks at a certain someone so ive knitted him a new hat scarf and hoove warmers"Hoove warmers?... You got a spare one | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea Ooh, do tell! why dont you contact the fiver folks and see if you can get in bulk with a discount and would they deliver
Phew
Hehe Bet you could do with some fiver pads sometimes!
With her about it need the fecking full tenner ones "at least sammi and me dont go dogging in tesco carpark we use harrods better class of punter there | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer
Oi bugger off back to your tory MPs thread
I would have said the same no matter what party....or none.
Innocent until proven guilty...
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Go on.. be off with you
Twirls out farting glitterbombs and dragging my donkey behind me...
Oi...who nicked his feckin hat i noticed his hat was missing looks at a certain someone so ive knitted him a new hat scarf and hoove warmers
Hoove warmers?...
You got a spare one "you want a willy warmer then | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer
Oi bugger off back to your tory MPs thread
I would have said the same no matter what party....or none.
Innocent until proven guilty...
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Go on.. be off with you
Twirls out farting glitterbombs and dragging my donkey behind me...
Oi...who nicked his feckin hat
The tory MP
It's the 'kiss me quick' hat!
Nah.... mine was a suck me slowly hat "Haha | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer
Oi bugger off back to your tory MPs thread
I would have said the same no matter what party....or none.
Innocent until proven guilty...
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Go on.. be off with you
Twirls out farting glitterbombs and dragging my donkey behind me...
Oi...who nicked his feckin hat i noticed his hat was missing looks at a certain someone so ive knitted him a new hat scarf and hoove warmers
Hoove warmers?...
You got a spare one you want a willy warmer then"Warmer Willy...now let me think about that one | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea Ooh, do tell! why dont you contact the fiver folks and see if you can get in bulk with a discount and would they deliver
Phew
Hehe Bet you could do with some fiver pads sometimes!
With her about it need the fecking full tenner ones at least sammi and me dont go dogging in tesco carpark we use harrods better class of punter there"Don't tell her that, she will want to come, as well | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer
Oi bugger off back to your tory MPs thread
I would have said the same no matter what party....or none.
Innocent until proven guilty...
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Go on.. be off with you
Twirls out farting glitterbombs and dragging my donkey behind me...
Oi...who nicked his feckin hat i noticed his hat was missing looks at a certain someone so ive knitted him a new hat scarf and hoove warmers
Hoove warmers?...
You got a spare one you want a willy warmer then
Warmer Willy...now let me think about that one "ile knit yyou a nice emerald green one with glitter and sequins you want fairy lights on it for dark mornings | |||
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"Damn, now I really want to twirl a donkey. As final means last, does that mean the torture is now over for ever?" and in the new year we have Dancing on ice hehe | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea Ooh, do tell! why dont you contact the fiver folks and see if you can get in bulk with a discount and would they deliver
Phew
Hehe Bet you could do with some fiver pads sometimes!
With her about it need the fecking full tenner ones at least sammi and me dont go dogging in tesco carpark we use harrods better class of punter there
Don't tell her that, she will want to come, as well "shes not allowed down south the rozzers will have her thats why she fled up north and changed her name | |||
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"Damn, now I really want to twirl a donkey. As final means last, does that mean the torture is now over for ever?" No there strictly no fecking dancing on ice to follow | |||
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"Arfur noon! Who's this arther? Arfur sixpence(telling my age now!)
Ah Tommy steelheels
I actually saw him when I was a very little girl at Great Yarmouth, whilst on holiday
I used to like him too....is he still alive?
Yes, he is 80 now. Apparently there was a hoax on Faceache, that he had died
And what about budgie...is he still alive?
Somebody broke his fingers with a toffee hammer
Oi bugger off back to your tory MPs thread
I would have said the same no matter what party....or none.
Innocent until proven guilty...
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Go on.. be off with you
Twirls out farting glitterbombs and dragging my donkey behind me...
Oi...who nicked his feckin hat i noticed his hat was missing looks at a certain someone so ive knitted him a new hat scarf and hoove warmers
Hoove warmers?...
You got a spare one you want a willy warmer then
Warmer Willy...now let me think about that one "Don't it's a trap...she'll fill it with chilli powder | |||
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"Damn, now I really want to twirl a donkey. As final means last, does that mean the torture is now over for ever? No there strictly no fecking dancing on ice to follow "Electric heaters and extension leads will sort that problem  | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea Ooh, do tell! why dont you contact the fiver folks and see if you can get in bulk with a discount and would they deliver
Phew
Hehe Bet you could do with some fiver pads sometimes!
With her about it need the fecking full tenner ones at least sammi and me dont go dogging in tesco carpark we use harrods better class of punter there"Feck off the closest you've bin to harrows is primark | |||
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"Damn, now I really want to twirl a donkey. As final means last, does that mean the torture is now over for ever? No there strictly no fecking dancing on ice to follow
Electric heaters and extension leads will sort that problem "i Must not paying the fecking leccy bill | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea Ooh, do tell! why dont you contact the fiver folks and see if you can get in bulk with a discount and would they deliver
Phew
Hehe Bet you could do with some fiver pads sometimes!
With her about it need the fecking full tenner ones at least sammi and me dont go dogging in tesco carpark we use harrods better class of punter there
Feck off the closest you've bin to harrows is primark "ile have you know the ladies bog in harrods is fecken posh and with a choice of handcreams and perfumes to use | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea Ooh, do tell! why dont you contact the fiver folks and see if you can get in bulk with a discount and would they deliver
Phew
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With her about it need the fecking full tenner ones at least sammi and me dont go dogging in tesco carpark we use harrods better class of punter there
Don't tell her that, she will want to come, as well "h Ey we've just had a flannels store open up here...I looked in and they want £800 for a parka ffs | |||
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"Damn, now I really want to twirl a donkey. As final means last, does that mean the torture is now over for ever? No there strictly no fecking dancing on ice to follow
Electric heaters and extension leads will sort that problem i
Must not paying the fecking leccy bill "Plug it in a street light... like they do up norf | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea Ooh, do tell! why dont you contact the fiver folks and see if you can get in bulk with a discount and would they deliver
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Hehe Bet you could do with some fiver pads sometimes!
With her about it need the fecking full tenner ones at least sammi and me dont go dogging in tesco carpark we use harrods better class of punter there
Feck off the closest you've bin to harrows is primark ile have you know the ladies bog in harrods is fecken posh and with a choice of handcreams and perfumes to use"Hope the have a attendant to stop you nicking em all | |||
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"ooooo sammi ive had a brill idea Ooh, do tell! why dont you contact the fiver folks and see if you can get in bulk with a discount and would they deliver
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Hehe Bet you could do with some fiver pads sometimes!
With her about it need the fecking full tenner ones at least sammi and me dont go dogging in tesco carpark we use harrods better class of punter there
Feck off the closest you've bin to harrows is primark ile have you know the ladies bog in harrods is fecken posh and with a choice of handcreams and perfumes to use
Hope the have a attendant to stop you nicking em all "its alright they know what you and cosmo look like | |||
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"Mind you don't get it stuck sat in the hossie now" Well don't get a latte out the machine....they are shite | |||
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Gosh, what's in your apples? "And the chocolate biscuits....I would have looked a proper sight if someone walked in on me...fecking apple stuck in my gob ffs | |||
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Gosh, what's in your apples?
And the chocolate biscuits....I would have looked a proper sight if someone walked in on me...fecking apple stuck in my gob ffs "Hahaha Good job William Tell didn't walk in! | |||
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"Conked out again last night eating a apple ffs
Gosh, what's in your apples?
And the chocolate biscuits....I would have looked a proper sight if someone walked in on me...fecking apple stuck in my gob ffs
Hahaha Good job William Tell didn't walk in! "Good bloody job me gob doesn't open too wide | |||
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"Conked out again last night eating a apple ffs
Gosh, what's in your apples?
And the chocolate biscuits....I would have looked a proper sight if someone walked in on me...fecking apple stuck in my gob ffs
Hahaha Good job William Tell didn't walk in!
Good bloody job me gob doesn't open too wide "Yes, it is. Just to say, Mistress, finished those ABs and hopefully they have worked this time! Tests in few weeks again | |||
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Gosh, what's in your apples?
And the chocolate biscuits....I would have looked a proper sight if someone walked in on me...fecking apple stuck in my gob ffs
Hahaha Good job William Tell didn't walk in!
Good bloody job me gob doesn't open too wide
Yes, it is. Just to say, Mistress, finished those ABs and hopefully they have worked this time! Tests in few weeks again "Fingers crossed for you lovely | |||
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"Conked out again last night eating a apple ffs
Gosh, what's in your apples?
And the chocolate biscuits....I would have looked a proper sight if someone walked in on me...fecking apple stuck in my gob ffs
Hahaha Good job William Tell didn't walk in!
Good bloody job me gob doesn't open too wide
Yes, it is. Just to say, Mistress, finished those ABs and hopefully they have worked this time! Tests in few weeks again
Fingers crossed for you lovely "Thank you darling, it's horrible feeling ill, isn't it? | |||
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"Conked out again last night eating a apple ffs
Gosh, what's in your apples?
And the chocolate biscuits....I would have looked a proper sight if someone walked in on me...fecking apple stuck in my gob ffs
Hahaha Good job William Tell didn't walk in!
Good bloody job me gob doesn't open too wide
Yes, it is. Just to say, Mistress, finished those ABs and hopefully they have worked this time! Tests in few weeks again
Fingers crossed for you lovely
Thank you darling, it's horrible feeling ill, isn't it? "Yep it gets no better sadly | |||
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"Conked out again last night eating a apple ffs
Gosh, what's in your apples?
And the chocolate biscuits....I would have looked a proper sight if someone walked in on me...fecking apple stuck in my gob ffs
Hahaha Good job William Tell didn't walk in!
Good bloody job me gob doesn't open too wide
Yes, it is. Just to say, Mistress, finished those ABs and hopefully they have worked this time! Tests in few weeks again
Fingers crossed for you lovely
Thank you darling, it's horrible feeling ill, isn't it?
Yep it gets no better sadly "Unfortunately, comes with getting older and I know there are people far worse off than me, but doesn't always help, when you're feeling c***. Still got my thyroid to stabilise...hey ho | |||
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"Conked out again last night eating a apple ffs
Gosh, what's in your apples?
And the chocolate biscuits....I would have looked a proper sight if someone walked in on me...fecking apple stuck in my gob ffs
Hahaha Good job William Tell didn't walk in!
Good bloody job me gob doesn't open too wide
Yes, it is. Just to say, Mistress, finished those ABs and hopefully they have worked this time! Tests in few weeks again
Fingers crossed for you lovely
Thank you darling, it's horrible feeling ill, isn't it?
Yep it gets no better sadly
Unfortunately, comes with getting older and I know there are people far worse off than me, but doesn't always help, when you're feeling c***. Still got my thyroid to stabilise...hey ho "Well hope it works out for you
Hey whilst there is life there is hope | |||
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"Conked out again last night eating a apple ffs
Gosh, what's in your apples?
And the chocolate biscuits....I would have looked a proper sight if someone walked in on me...fecking apple stuck in my gob ffs
Hahaha Good job William Tell didn't walk in!
Good bloody job me gob doesn't open too wide
Yes, it is. Just to say, Mistress, finished those ABs and hopefully they have worked this time! Tests in few weeks again
Fingers crossed for you lovely
Thank you darling, it's horrible feeling ill, isn't it?
Yep it gets no better sadly
Unfortunately, comes with getting older and I know there are people far worse off than me, but doesn't always help, when you're feeling c***. Still got my thyroid to stabilise...hey ho
Well hope it works out for you
Hey whilst there is life there is hope "Thank you, that does seem to be responding to the meds. Anyway, Christmas is coming......bah humbug...... | |||
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"Conked out again last night eating a apple ffs
Gosh, what's in your apples?
And the chocolate biscuits....I would have looked a proper sight if someone walked in on me...fecking apple stuck in my gob ffs
Hahaha Good job William Tell didn't walk in!
Good bloody job me gob doesn't open too wide
Yes, it is. Just to say, Mistress, finished those ABs and hopefully they have worked this time! Tests in few weeks again
Fingers crossed for you lovely
Thank you darling, it's horrible feeling ill, isn't it?
Yep it gets no better sadly
Unfortunately, comes with getting older and I know there are people far worse off than me, but doesn't always help, when you're feeling c***. Still got my thyroid to stabilise...hey ho
Well hope it works out for you
Hey whilst there is life there is hope
Thank you, that does seem to be responding to the meds. Anyway, Christmas is coming......bah humbug...... "Yeah I'm out of my comfort zone being fecking nice | |||
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"Conked out again last night eating a apple ffs
Gosh, what's in your apples?
And the chocolate biscuits....I would have looked a proper sight if someone walked in on me...fecking apple stuck in my gob ffs
Hahaha Good job William Tell didn't walk in!
Good bloody job me gob doesn't open too wide
Yes, it is. Just to say, Mistress, finished those ABs and hopefully they have worked this time! Tests in few weeks again
Fingers crossed for you lovely
Thank you darling, it's horrible feeling ill, isn't it?
Yep it gets no better sadly
Unfortunately, comes with getting older and I know there are people far worse off than me, but doesn't always help, when you're feeling c***. Still got my thyroid to stabilise...hey ho
Well hope it works out for you
Hey whilst there is life there is hope
Thank you, that does seem to be responding to the meds. Anyway, Christmas is coming......bah humbug......
Yeah I'm out of my comfort zone being fecking nice"Haha, it will soon be here and gone. We like the day itself, with family, but the stress people seem to feel, in the run up to Christmas, isn't much fun! | |||
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"Conked out again last night eating a apple ffs
Gosh, what's in your apples?
And the chocolate biscuits....I would have looked a proper sight if someone walked in on me...fecking apple stuck in my gob ffs
Hahaha Good job William Tell didn't walk in!
Good bloody job me gob doesn't open too wide
Yes, it is. Just to say, Mistress, finished those ABs and hopefully they have worked this time! Tests in few weeks again
Fingers crossed for you lovely
Thank you darling, it's horrible feeling ill, isn't it?
Yep it gets no better sadly
Unfortunately, comes with getting older and I know there are people far worse off than me, but doesn't always help, when you're feeling c***. Still got my thyroid to stabilise...hey ho
Well hope it works out for you
Hey whilst there is life there is hope
Thank you, that does seem to be responding to the meds. Anyway, Christmas is coming......bah humbug......
Yeah I'm out of my comfort zone being fecking nice
Haha, it will soon be here and gone. We like the day itself, with family, but the stress people seem to feel, in the run up to Christmas, isn't much fun! "It's terrible the run up...and the actual day is sometimes a big letdown. So yeah scrooge had the right idea...fecking do gooding ghosts ffs | |||
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"Nipping off now see you later _amiss x"Catcha later, lovely xx | |||
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"Where's _oddy...still at hospital? Hope all's ok. Hopefully she'll catch up with us later "Hope the fecking buses haven't gone on strike ffs | |||
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"Where's _oddy...still at hospital? Hope all's ok. Hopefully she'll catch up with us later
Hope the fecking buses haven't gone on strike ffs"You never know, it's that time of year! | |||
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"Wheres paul from hull ?" Hes took a break but I notice he was online a day or two back | |||
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"Wheres paul from hull ? Hes took a break but I notice he was online a day or two back "And don't start a fecking thread asking | |||
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"Wheres paul from hull ? Hes took a break but I notice he was online a day or two back "Hope he's ok, miss his input on the forum | |||
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"Wheres paul from hull ? Hes took a break but I notice he was online a day or two back
And don't start a fecking thread asking "Feck you!! | |||
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"Hello. How are we all doing in here? "Hey, Babs! How are you lovely lady? | |||
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"Wheres paul from hull ? Hes took a break but I notice he was online a day or two back
Hope he's ok, miss his input on the forum "I know...the funniest thread was one he started | |||
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"Wheres paul from hull ? Hes took a break but I notice he was online a day or two back
And don't start a fecking thread asking
Feck you!!"Now, now, you two! You'll both have to have a smack, if you don't behave yourselves! | |||
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"Hello. How are we all doing in here? "Good and you? | |||
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