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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was busting for a wee at work today and as I was working on a residential street I found some bushes near a park only to find the only hidden spot I could relieve myself had two human turds the size of toblerones.
I know I was busting and wouldn't have made the 10 minute journey to the toilet, but that was bad.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not too bad at all, spent some time with the boy child before he departs back to the south east tomorrow.
Nice avatar
Dirty bitch ain't I  "
I like it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not great and then I find that some dirty git has peed in the alley way that we use to access our home.
If I could electrify the wall in the alley, I bloody well would"
It wasn't me I promise  |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"Not great and then I find that some dirty git has peed in the alley way that we use to access our home.
If I could electrify the wall in the alley, I bloody well would
It wasn't me I promise "
It’s irritating and unnecessary. Just over a week ago my teenage son was bringing his younger sister home and they were confronted with someone doing it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not great and then I find that some dirty git has peed in the alley way that we use to access our home.
If I could electrify the wall in the alley, I bloody well would
It wasn't me I promise
It’s irritating and unnecessary. Just over a week ago my teenage son was bringing his younger sister home and they were confronted with someone doing it "
Like I say it wasn't me, I was busting and went in a bush where it wasn't anyone's land. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was busting for a wee at work today and as I was working on a residential street I found some bushes near a park only to find the only hidden spot I could relieve myself had two human turds the size of toblerones.
I know I was busting and wouldn't have made the 10 minute journey to the toilet, but that was bad.
How's your Monday been?"
Sorry, when I gotta go I gotta go. |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"Not great and then I find that some dirty git has peed in the alley way that we use to access our home.
If I could electrify the wall in the alley, I bloody well would
It wasn't me I promise
It’s irritating and unnecessary. Just over a week ago my teenage son was bringing his younger sister home and they were confronted with someone doing it
Like I say it wasn't me, I was busting and went in a bush where it wasn't anyone's land."
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I know, I’m not having a go at you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not great and then I find that some dirty git has peed in the alley way that we use to access our home.
If I could electrify the wall in the alley, I bloody well would"
My bad |
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"I was busting for a wee at work today and as I was working on a residential street I found some bushes near a park only to find the only hidden spot I could relieve myself had two human turds the size of toblerones.
I know I was busting and wouldn't have made the 10 minute journey to the toilet, but that was bad.
How's your Monday been?"
Well if you got to go.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not great and then I find that some dirty git has peed in the alley way that we use to access our home.
If I could electrify the wall in the alley, I bloody well would
It wasn't me I promise
It’s irritating and unnecessary. Just over a week ago my teenage son was bringing his younger sister home and they were confronted with someone doing it
Like I say it wasn't me, I was busting and went in a bush where it wasn't anyone's land..
I know, I’m not having a go at you "
I know, have you seen that video on Facebook where a guy had the same problem and installed a hidden shower and a camera. Anytime anyone came to pee he turns it on full blast lol |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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I think someone pissing in a residential area is pretty bloody rank actually. I saw someone doing it in the trees near mine last summer, where kids play. I shouted at the dirty bastard through my window and threatened to report him for indecent exposure.
My Monday has been wonderful, thank you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think someone pissing in a residential area is pretty bloody rank actually. I saw someone doing it in the trees near mine last summer, where kids play. I shouted at the dirty bastard through my window and threatened to report him for indecent exposure.
My Monday has been wonderful, thank you "
I agree with you. My company doesn't provide any welfare, our workvans are uncovered so there is no privacy to do it in the back and the nearest toilet is that far away you would end up pissing yourself before you get anywhere near. The only option was in a hollow in a secluded bush in a field away from anyone or anything. |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"I think someone pissing in a residential area is pretty bloody rank actually. I saw someone doing it in the trees near mine last summer, where kids play. I shouted at the dirty bastard through my window and threatened to report him for indecent exposure.
My Monday has been wonderful, thank you "
I caught someone last summer and it got quite heated. It didn’t help that he’d almost knocked me flying on his bike on the pavement about 5 minutes before! My best friend who lives next door came out as she heard me raise my voice (that never happens!) and then after all that the cheeky sod tried to ask me out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think someone pissing in a residential area is pretty bloody rank actually. I saw someone doing it in the trees near mine last summer, where kids play. I shouted at the dirty bastard through my window and threatened to report him for indecent exposure.
My Monday has been wonderful, thank you
I agree with you. My company doesn't provide any welfare, our workvans are uncovered so there is no privacy to do it in the back and the nearest toilet is that far away you would end up pissing yourself before you get anywhere near. The only option was in a hollow in a secluded bush in a field away from anyone or anything. "
You should be speaking to your company then. Not providing welfare facilities is probably against some rules somewhere. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think someone pissing in a residential area is pretty bloody rank actually. I saw someone doing it in the trees near mine last summer, where kids play. I shouted at the dirty bastard through my window and threatened to report him for indecent exposure.
My Monday has been wonderful, thank you
I agree with you. My company doesn't provide any welfare, our workvans are uncovered so there is no privacy to do it in the back and the nearest toilet is that far away you would end up pissing yourself before you get anywhere near. The only option was in a hollow in a secluded bush in a field away from anyone or anything.
You should be speaking to your company then. Not providing welfare facilities is probably against some rules somewhere. "
It is, but they don't care. Nor will do anything about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think someone pissing in a residential area is pretty bloody rank actually. I saw someone doing it in the trees near mine last summer, where kids play. I shouted at the dirty bastard through my window and threatened to report him for indecent exposure.
My Monday has been wonderful, thank you
I agree with you. My company doesn't provide any welfare, our workvans are uncovered so there is no privacy to do it in the back and the nearest toilet is that far away you would end up pissing yourself before you get anywhere near. The only option was in a hollow in a secluded bush in a field away from anyone or anything.
You should be speaking to your company then. Not providing welfare facilities is probably against some rules somewhere.
It is, but they don't care. Nor will do anything about it. "
You can report them to the HSE then. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think someone pissing in a residential area is pretty bloody rank actually. I saw someone doing it in the trees near mine last summer, where kids play. I shouted at the dirty bastard through my window and threatened to report him for indecent exposure.
My Monday has been wonderful, thank you
I agree with you. My company doesn't provide any welfare, our workvans are uncovered so there is no privacy to do it in the back and the nearest toilet is that far away you would end up pissing yourself before you get anywhere near. The only option was in a hollow in a secluded bush in a field away from anyone or anything.
You should be speaking to your company then. Not providing welfare facilities is probably against some rules somewhere.
It is, but they don't care. Nor will do anything about it. "
they have a welfare van, but it's never on site. That's how they get around it. |
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"I was busting for a wee at work today and as I was working on a residential street I found some bushes near a park only to find the only hidden spot I could relieve myself had two human turds the size of toblerones.
I know I was busting and wouldn't have made the 10 minute journey to the toilet, but that was bad.
How's your Monday been?"
Monday was great thanks,managed to find a quiet bush to unload two massive toblarone sized turds.
Good time's. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not too bad at all, spent some time with the boy child before he departs back to the south east tomorrow."
Ahh hope you had a nice time peach I know you were looking forward to it x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"wait, wait... need more details.
Milk, dark, white Toblerone?? Mini or duty free size?? "
The full size milk chocolate ones. It was like two unwrapped ones were layed on top of each other. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was busting for a wee at work today and as I was working on a residential street I found some bushes near a park only to find the only hidden spot I could relieve myself had two human turds the size of toblerones.
I know I was busting and wouldn't have made the 10 minute journey to the toilet, but that was bad.
How's your Monday been?
Monday was great thanks,managed to find a quiet bush to unload two massive toblarone sized turds.
Good time's."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I used to clean that up. Human poop, blood, vomit, needle paraphernalia any hazardous waste and I was on it!
Goodness, need a strong stomach for that."
That stuff wasn't too bad, it was the houses where people had passed away and not been found for days that had a pet that ate parts of the body and shat them out all over the place. |
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"I used to clean that up. Human poop, blood, vomit, needle paraphernalia any hazardous waste and I was on it!
Goodness, need a strong stomach for that.
That stuff wasn't too bad, it was the houses where people had passed away and not been found for days that had a pet that ate parts of the body and shat them out all over the place. "
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