Quite often men ask for advice on how to write a profile to get a meet.
Now all I can do is write a profile that i'd like to read. It wouldn't necessarily pull anyone else.....
So ....C'mon .. Let's work out a list of the top ten winning reads on a profile that'd guarantee to get nearly every woman interested.
The opening two or three lines do it for me.
1. An absence of cliche and vulgarity. |
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"Shouldn't you concentrate on writing your profile first, or are you looking fir tips fir your own?  "for" lol"
Noooooooooo I'm not looking for tips. I get all the meet offers I can handle thanks.
I'm helping allllllllll the single guys.
Gran x
P.S. I'm in the process of writing mine. Be patient! |
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"Gwanny ,,,, It needs to be ambiguously written so the guy can justifiably still claim to be straight without precluding himself from sucking other guys cocks and shagging trannies, when he cant get a meet with a single female or couple…
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Okay Sox..... so ..
1. No cliche
2. No vulgarity
3. Some wobbly eyeballs
4. Ambiguity to edge bets.
next ! |
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"Gwanny ,,,, It needs to be ambiguously written so the guy can justifiably still claim to be straight without precluding himself from sucking other guys cocks and shagging trannies, when he cant get a meet with a single female or couple…
Okay Sox..... so ..
1. No cliche
2. No vulgarity
3. Some wobbly eyeballs
4. Ambiguity to edge bets.
next !"
Correct spelling, grammar, and scans well. |
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"Gwanny ,,,, It needs to be ambiguously written so the guy can justifiably still claim to be straight without precluding himself from sucking other guys cocks and shagging trannies, when he cant get a meet with a single female or couple…
Okay Sox..... so ..
1. No cliche
2. No vulgarity
3. Some wobbly eyeballs
4. Ambiguity to edge bets.
next !
Correct spelling, grammar, and scans well."
Okay Testes..... so .that's
Okay Sox..... so ..
1. No cliche
2. No vulgarity
3. Some wobbly eyeballs
4. Ambiguity to edge bets.
5. A degree of literary ability. |
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"Gwanny ,,,, It needs to be ambiguously written so the guy can justifiably still claim to be straight without precluding himself from sucking other guys cocks and shagging trannies, when he cant get a meet with a single female or couple…
Okay Sox..... so ..
1. No cliche
2. No vulgarity
3. Some wobbly eyeballs
4. Ambiguity to edge bets.
next !
Correct spelling, grammar, and scans well.
Okay Testes..... so .that's
Okay Sox..... so ..
1. No cliche
2. No vulgarity
3. Some wobbly eyeballs
4. Ambiguity to edge bets.
5. A degree of literary ability."
Philosophical (in the sense that they handle rejection well)
Doesn't have an unhealthy interest in patios |
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Gwanny ,,,not forgetting
There must be no mention of not being a biter, other than when asked!!!
Also there must be no explication offered as to what constitute being likeminded.
And definitely no mention of his sexual likes and dislikes limits or boundaries...
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I'd rather not know if he was WE VWE or VVWE.
I like an element of surprise, so no cock pics till asked for.......BUT..........face pics unasked for as I like to talk to a face, not a cock (so only an element of surprise) |
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It is .........
1. NO cliche
2. No vulgarity
3. Face Pics
4. Humour
5. Pessimism
6. A degree of literary ability
7. A philosophical outlook
8. Some wobbly eyeballs
9. Ambiguity
10. Imagination
I'm pretty certain this is Marty Feldman |
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.... no drive-by fuckers i.e I'm in your area wanna come to my hotel for a fuck?
I might have done if I had known you and spoken to you prior to the invite. |
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"So the opening line of *My balls need emptying* isn't a good way to open dialog with a prospective meet then
Not quite but it's more polite than many."
I wasn't brought up to be rude |
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