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"They'd find my partner's body in the cupboard I keep him in 
At least his family will finally know what happened to him  "
Build yourself a patio. Saves on explanations.  |
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"They'd find my partner's body in the cupboard I keep him in
At least his family will finally know what happened to him
Build yourself a patio. Saves on explanations. "
I've got a hole dug just in case I need a quick disposal. |
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Loads and loads of stuff. A box with various sex toys in it. A bookcase full of erotic fiction and BDSM non fiction. Several boxes of erotic lingerie and clothes. Various BDSM equipment. Various leather items. So many erotic and pornographic photographs of both of us.
The people who clear our place out are in for a surprise  |
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Same aa above - Nicecouple561..loads of outfits probably too many toys, swings, bed restraints.. at least I will die happy knowing we've had fun with them! |
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"Same aa above - Nicecouple561..loads of outfits probably too many toys, swings, bed restraints.. at least I will die happy knowing we've had fun with them! "
none of us want to go to the grave thinking "what if...?"
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"A Justin Bieber cd and a Christmas jumper. 
that is actually shocking! Could you not leave a letter with your solicitor to have them destroyed before some innocent relative finds them?
Destroy them?! The cd is to play at my funeral and I will be wearing the jumper. Open casket.  "
cool. I will be wearing a leather corset, red lipstick and six inch heels, casket suspended from the ceiling  |
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"A Justin Bieber cd and a Christmas jumper.
that is actually shocking! Could you not leave a letter with your solicitor to have them destroyed before some innocent relative finds them?
Destroy them?! The cd is to play at my funeral and I will be wearing the jumper. Open casket.
cool. I will be wearing a leather corset, red lipstick and six inch heels, casket suspended from the ceiling "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Justin Bieber cd and a Christmas jumper.
that is actually shocking! Could you not leave a letter with your solicitor to have them destroyed before some innocent relative finds them?
Destroy them?! The cd is to play at my funeral and I will be wearing the jumper. Open casket.
cool. I will be wearing a leather corset, red lipstick and six inch heels, casket suspended from the ceiling
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And I don't fecking play at funerals |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Justin Bieber cd and a Christmas jumper.
that is actually shocking! Could you not leave a letter with your solicitor to have them destroyed before some innocent relative finds them?
Destroy them?! The cd is to play at my funeral and I will be wearing the jumper. Open casket.
cool. I will be wearing a leather corset, red lipstick and six inch heels, casket suspended from the ceiling
And I don't fecking play at funerals "
Ahhh that reminds me of an old forumite that got horny at funerals. |
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"A Justin Bieber cd and a Christmas jumper.
that is actually shocking! Could you not leave a letter with your solicitor to have them destroyed before some innocent relative finds them?
Destroy them?! The cd is to play at my funeral and I will be wearing the jumper. Open casket.
cool. I will be wearing a leather corset, red lipstick and six inch heels, casket suspended from the ceiling
And I don't fecking play at funerals "
I should think not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A couple of dildos and a few mucky films. Most of my filth is kept in my head
oh god yeah! I forgot the dvds and magazines .
we would basically be doomed if we weren't already dead "
You'll just have to set the house to self destruct somehow |
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