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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what do you think i am ? a cafe !!!lol who's going to help me ?  "
Now I know if I ever went into kitchen to help my x I was told to fook off I can do it better alone and seeing as you men are all the same best I stay out of kitchen will only get under your feet  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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no promise not to moan ,, its just that there are a lot of teas and coffees to be made , and now they want food !!lol all i want is an easy morning !! what about if you cook and i clean and serve !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"no promise not to moan ,, its just that there are a lot of teas and coffees to be made , and now they want food !!lol all i want is an easy morning !! what about if you cook and i clean and serve ! "
My x was a chef he could do it better cos I can't cook I mean why have a dog and bark yourself , you cook I will clean pass the marigolds |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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dont moan if its burnt ! lol i must warn you i can burn water me ! now who wanted toast ? Dont spash me with the water you naughty girl !!! i will have to tell someone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"dont moan if its burnt ! lol i must warn you i can burn water me ! now who wanted toast ? Dont spash me with the water you naughty girl !!! i will have to tell someone "
Me me I want toast and it's ok I always burn toast then scrape to required colour that is the proper way to cook it isnt it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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well at least some of you are helping . i will make sure you get yours first . right kettle boiled again , Who want egg in the bacon butty ? now which one of you two is flicking water at me ? it is water ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Black coffee please..... And just to complicate things can I have two slices of toast .. cold and crispy made into a sandwich with grilled, crispy smoked bacon and sliced banana. Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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sorry run out of bananas , had them all last night ! what about unsmoked ? fussy lot you ! but i am getting there . Moodycow was a great help (not )lol get out of bed and help me clean up ! please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"sorry run out of bananas , had them all last night ! what about unsmoked ? fussy lot you ! but i am getting there . Moodycow was a great help (not )lol get out of bed and help me clean up ! please "
I can't I feel sick now bacon and banana |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll get up and do it now the rugby is nearly over!!
Woo hoo good man I'm still in bed mInd and now you doing it no need to help "
Shit now where is the kettle again lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll get up and do it now the rugby is nearly over!!
Woo hoo good man I'm still in bed mInd and now you doing it no need to help
Shit now where is the kettle again lol!!"
In the kitchen normally |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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in the kitchen !! over there in corner with the coffee stuff ,, just watch out for the ladies washing up moodycow keeps throwing water ( and as for the other lady , thats just rude !!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so have i got to bring it to your bed ? what am i ? a slave ?
Missed this bit well der yeah lol
it will cost you !!!!!
a kiss "
Here catch I'm blowing , a kiss you dirty minded buggers you !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"in the kitchen !! over there in corner with the coffee stuff ,, just watch out for the ladies washing up moodycow keeps throwing water ( and as for the other lady , thats just rude !!) "
But I was only eating it.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a black coffee no sugar please x"
That's all I wanted an hr ago hmm ok maybe some toast as well and I'm still waiting going to have to complain soon  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a black coffee no sugar please x
Lol I should of known to make u a cuppa!!!!x
Don't know how you forgot me ! x"
Lol it's my age Hun!! So butter or marg on ur toast?? Black bits scraped off obviously lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a black coffee no sugar please x
Lol I should of known to make u a cuppa!!!!x
Don't know how you forgot me ! x
Lol it's my age Hun!! So butter or marg on ur toast?? Black bits scraped off obviously lol
x"
Butter and a little pate if you have any but without is fine x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a black coffee no sugar please x
Lol I should of known to make u a cuppa!!!!x
Don't know how you forgot me ! x
Lol it's my age Hun!! So butter or marg on ur toast?? Black bits scraped off obviously lol
x
Butter and a little pate if you have any but without is fine x"
You get yours before me and i will scream and scream until im sick and i can you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tea, the universal lubricant of engineers and desk jockeys alike... stirred with a steel rule in one sphere and a biro by the other
Industrial strength, two sugars and milk please
Wolf |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tea, the universal lubricant of engineers and desk jockeys alike... stirred with a steel rule in one sphere and a biro by the other
Industrial strength, two sugars and milk please
you have changed your pic just to confuddle me
Wolf"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got so hungry I made my own
Moodycow - saved you a couple of slices
Wolfie1974 - your drinks going cold
Xxx "
you are a star thank you , see who needs males |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got so hungry I made my own
Moodycow - saved you a couple of slices
Wolfie1974 - your drinks going cold
Xxx "
I'm still looking for the pate!! What is that again pmsl for posh peeps in shrops aye it???xx I like my coffee cold anyways, just my women hot pmsl!!!xx |
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