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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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post three different items and person below has to say what he or she would do using those three items in one sentence.
Example: bra, car, condom
I drove my car to buy a condom just wearing my bra.
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over a year ago
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Tinsel,snow ,candle
I lit the candle, burnt the tinsel and buried in show.
Red, bra, sexy  "
He wore red red pants to match my bra too look sexy .
Black ,balls ,table |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went to a black tie event with Denzel Washington and sucked his balls under the table.
handcuffs rubber chocolate "
I used my handcuffs to tie him up and fed him chocolate then fucked him with my rubber duck
Van, chain ,cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i put snow chains on my van then drove up the hill wanking my cock
mouth bum pussy"
His mouth was giving pussy attention so he got a slapped bum.
Jam ,pub ,flogger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i put snow chains on my van then drove up the hill wanking my cock
mouth bum pussy
His mouth was giving pussy attention so he got a slapped bum.
Jam ,pub ,flogger "
Went to pub,bar was jam packed so i used my flogger .
Cracker ,shirt ,cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i put snow chains on my van then drove up the hill wanking my cock
mouth bum pussy
His mouth was giving pussy attention so he got a slapped bum.
Jam ,pub ,flogger
Went to pub,bar was jam packed so i used my flogger .
Cracker ,shirt ,cream "
I ripped his shirt off pulled his cracker until he creamed my face xx
Sex snow sleigh xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex snow sleigh xx
I love sex as much as I like to ride sleigh in the snow.
Wine, knickers, Santa "
I wet my knickers when I had a wine with Santa.
Log ,snow ,sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a secret meet with an elf for some naughty fun. 
Beard frog lady"
The man with the beard dropped the frog back into the river while winking at the lady
Guy hammer handcuffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a secret meet with an elf for some naughty fun.
Beard frog lady"
Did know why the lady didn't like my beard but when I kissed her she turned into a frog.
Teddy violin chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I smeared nutella over the hunks penis as a Christmas treat
Bailey's, chocolate, pussy
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I ate chocolate while he licked Bailey's from my pussy 
Lips ,peach ,nuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a secret meet with an elf for some naughty fun.
Beard frog lady
Did know why the lady didn't like my beard but when I kissed her she turned into a frog.
Teddy violin chocolate"
My teddy played the violin while eating chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Licking honeys peachy lips I went nuts!
Flower, flaps, crack
I gave her flaps a crack then kissed her flower better!
Tickle, train, trout "
I ticked my nipple on the train and got thrown trout!
Bike, porn, socks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Licking honeys peachy lips I went nuts!
Flower, flaps, crack
I gave her flaps a crack then kissed her flower better!
Tickle, train, trout
I ticked my nipple on the train and got thrown trout!
Bike, porn, socks"
I was on my bike while watching porn and wanking in my socks
Sparkle ,halo , lights |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Licking honeys peachy lips I went nuts!
Flower, flaps, crack
I gave her flaps a crack then kissed her flower better!
Tickle, train, trout
I ticked my nipple on the train and got thrown trout!
Bike, porn, socks
I was on my bike while watching porn and wanking in my socks
Sparkle ,halo , lights "
My halo is fall of sparkle bright lights cos i have no sin,s
Pizza
Space-ship
Bus  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Licking honeys peachy lips I went nuts!
Flower, flaps, crack
I gave her flaps a crack then kissed her flower better!
Tickle, train, trout
I ticked my nipple on the train and got thrown trout!
Bike, porn, socks
I was on my bike while watching porn and wanking in my socks
Sparkle ,halo , lights "
That sounds dangerous.
I got dazzled by sparkles but they soon wore off, soon the halo had dissapeared and all that was left was flashing blue lights.
Worm, belt, goal |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Licking honeys peachy lips I went nuts!
Flower, flaps, crack
I gave her flaps a crack then kissed her flower better!
Tickle, train, trout
I ticked my nipple on the train and got thrown trout!
Bike, porn, socks
I was on my bike while watching porn and wanking in my socks
Sparkle ,halo , lights
That sounds dangerous.
I got dazzled by sparkles but they soon wore off, soon the halo had dissapeared and all that was left was flashing blue lights.
Worm, belt, goal"
David bekem skord a goal then to celebrate he throw of his belt and did the worm dance.
Pizza
Space-ship
Bus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Licking honeys peachy lips I went nuts!
Flower, flaps, crack
I gave her flaps a crack then kissed her flower better!
Tickle, train, trout
I ticked my nipple on the train and got thrown trout!
Bike, porn, socks
I was on my bike while watching porn and wanking in my socks
Sparkle ,halo , lights
That sounds dangerous.
I got dazzled by sparkles but they soon wore off, soon the halo had dissapeared and all that was left was flashing blue lights.
Worm, belt, goal
David bekem skord a goal then to celebrate he throw of his belt and did the worm dance.
Pizza
Space-ship
Bus"
I ate pizza on my space ship but it flew up and had to catch the bus . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bee ,honey ,ring
I went to see the bee gees with honey rose and ended up with a sore ring
Banana, wretched, green"
Bee gees lol
My green banana wretched my stomach as it tasted funny
Shirt ,hand ,cream |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bee ,honey ,ring
I went to see the bee gees with honey rose and ended up with a sore ring
Banana, wretched, green
Bee gees lol
My green banana wretched my stomach as it tasted funny
Shirt ,hand ,cream "
I had my best shirt on, but couldn’t stop my hand from wandering, soon there was cream all over it.
Hole, tragic, birthday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.
Apple, plane, slippers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.
Apple, plane, slippers"
Watched plane fly over in my slippers and got hit by a rotten apple
Car ,happy ,glasses |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.
Apple, plane, slippers"
He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane
Cold wet white xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.
Apple, plane, slippers
He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane
Cold wet white xx"
Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.
Apple, plane, slippers
He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane
Cold wet white xx
Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt ."
Cock ,boobs ,nuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.
Apple, plane, slippers
He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane
Cold wet white xx
Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt .
Cock ,boobs ,nuts "
I like cock boobs and nuts in my mouth simple
Christmas chat cum xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.
Apple, plane, slippers
He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane
Cold wet white xx
Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt .
Cock ,boobs ,nuts "
She sucked my cock whilst carresing my nuts, while someone else squeezed her tits.
Foot, fist, toe |
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"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.
Apple, plane, slippers
He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane
Cold wet white xx
Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt .
Cock ,boobs ,nuts
She sucked my cock whilst carresing my nuts, while someone else squeezed her tits.
Foot, fist, toe"
There was once a little Dutch man. Walking along a dyke he noticed a hole. Couldn't plug it with his toe, so tried first a fist then a foot.
Miseltoe, ivy, fir. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.
Apple, plane, slippers
He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane
Cold wet white xx
Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt .
Cock ,boobs ,nuts
She sucked my cock whilst carresing my nuts, while someone else squeezed her tits.
Foot, fist, toe
There was once a little Dutch man. Walking along a dyke he noticed a hole. Couldn't plug it with his toe, so tried first a fist then a foot.
Miseltoe, ivy, fir."
I kissed ivy under the fir tree as she avoided the mistletoe .
Cheese ,glass ,plate |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.
Apple, plane, slippers
He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane
Cold wet white xx
Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt .
Cock ,boobs ,nuts
She sucked my cock whilst carresing my nuts, while someone else squeezed her tits.
Foot, fist, toe
There was once a little Dutch man. Walking along a dyke he noticed a hole. Couldn't plug it with his toe, so tried first a fist then a foot.
Miseltoe, ivy, fir.
I kissed ivy under the fir tree as she avoided the mistletoe .
Cheese ,glass ,plate "
I placed the cheese on the plate and the glass beside it
Sailor,monkey,barrel |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On the golf course i got my first hole in one. It became a tragic day as i realised it was my wofe's birthday and i had spent the present money on my secret lover.
Apple, plane, slippers
He bit the apple but she ran away and lost her slipper he found her by plane
Cold wet white xx
Was full of cold wearing my wet white tee shirt .
Cock ,boobs ,nuts
She sucked my cock whilst carresing my nuts, while someone else squeezed her tits.
Foot, fist, toe
There was once a little Dutch man. Walking along a dyke he noticed a hole. Couldn't plug it with his toe, so tried first a fist then a foot.
Miseltoe, ivy, fir.
I kissed ivy under the fir tree as she avoided the mistletoe .
Cheese ,glass ,plate
I placed the cheese on the plate and the glass beside it
Sailor,monkey,barrel"
They hung the monkey from a barrel thinking he was a sailor!
Brandy, heels, wand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I stood there in my heels as he teased me with my wand, the orgasm building making my hand shake and he laughed as I tried not to spill my brandy.
Christmas, photo, fire |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stood there in my heels as he teased me with my wand, the orgasm building making my hand shake and he laughed as I tried not to spill my brandy.
Christmas, photo, fire"
Took a Christmas photo infront of fire naked .
Lipstick ,coat ,taxi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stood there in my heels as he teased me with my wand, the orgasm building making my hand shake and he laughed as I tried not to spill my brandy.
Christmas, photo, fire
Took a Christmas photo infront of fire naked .
Lipstick ,coat ,taxi"
No, that's not lipstick on my coat collar, taxi!
Glasses, underpants, pineapple |
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"I stood there in my heels as he teased me with my wand, the orgasm building making my hand shake and he laughed as I tried not to spill my brandy.
Christmas, photo, fire
Took a Christmas photo infront of fire naked .
Lipstick ,coat ,taxi
No, that's not lipstick on my coat collar, taxi!
Glasses, underpants, pineapple"
I had to put my glasses on the make sure I’d seen correctly that he took his underpants off and shoved a pineapple up his arse 
Cat bottle vibrator  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I stood there in my heels as he teased me with my wand, the orgasm building making my hand shake and he laughed as I tried not to spill my brandy.
Christmas, photo, fire
Took a Christmas photo infront of fire naked .
Lipstick ,coat ,taxi
No, that's not lipstick on my coat collar, taxi!
Glasses, underpants, pineapple"
I dont need to put on my glasses to see you're hiding a pineapple in your underpants!
Armadillo, horn, curtains |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tea, coffee, bra
I met sum grate people at the tea party.
Cos i don't like coffee we went to bar that had a bra on the wall. "
What's your 3 words seaside xx |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Tea, coffee, bra
I met sum grate people at the tea party.
Cos i don't like coffee we went to bar that had a bra on the wall.
What's your 3 words seaside xx"
Oops sorry
As op put
Red, pink, bone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tea, coffee, bra
I met sum grate people at the tea party.
Cos i don't like coffee we went to bar that had a bra on the wall.
What's your 3 words seaside xx
Oops sorry
As op put
Red, pink, bone"
It was bone cold but they still painted the town red with there pink tutus on
Hair
Lips
Nose xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tea, coffee, bra
I met sum grate people at the tea party.
Cos i don't like coffee we went to bar that had a bra on the wall.
What's your 3 words seaside xx
Oops sorry
As op put
Red, pink, bone
It was bone cold but they still painted the town red with there pink tutus on
Hair
Lips
Nose xx"
My hair from my nose touches my lips  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Let's start again...
Milk, bacon, ball"
Got hit with a snow ball on way to shops, some fucker has stole all the milk. But hey I did get bacon
Sugar, thongs, lube |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw a sugar babe in a club, just wearing a thong, I started to look out for my lube to have a wank..
Moon, kiss, girl"
I blew a kiss to the moon and a girl caught it .
Hairy , hand ,paint |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I saw a sugar babe in a club, just wearing a thong, I started to look out for my lube to have a wank..
Moon, kiss, girl
I blew a kiss to the moon and a girl caught it .
Hairy , hand ,paint"
Honey rose kissing a hairy chest man with a paint brush in his hand |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
Hairy , hand ,paint
The man's hand was as hairy as teenwolf which must have been difficult as he was clearly a painter as paint flecs were all over his clothes.
Picture frame, lollies, dress |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
the gym and random places |
"Sex, water, bulb"
I want to have sex in the garden while the sprinkler system is on so water cascades onto us and waters the bulbs and flowers also.
Curtains, butterflies, lurpak |
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