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Mediocre sex or a magnificent wank?
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"A wank. At least I'll be able to have an orgasm and not have to fake it.
I've never faked  "
You are a better woman than me/you've slept with people who you're more compatible with. I'm not sure which but I am guessing it's a combination of both. |
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"A wank. At least I'll be able to have an orgasm and not have to fake it.
I've never faked
You are a better woman than me/you've slept with people who you're more compatible with. I'm not sure which but I am guessing it's a combination of both. "
I'm not going to let a guy think it's working when it isn't  |
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"Wank. Not worth getting ready let alone leaving the house if the sex is shit. "
I'd give it my all but if all you get in return is toe-curlingly bad, I'd trade it for doing my nails, dusting, ironing even. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Today I'll take mediocre sex, the wand won't make me a cup of tea or provide quality spooning after  "
Hmm, good point, but come on, could you take the risk of mediocre tea too. A step too far, surely? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll take mediocre sex, there is still another person there to touch and feel. Wanking is such a lonely pastime "
Surely this would depend on what underpinned the sex’s mediocre-ness? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll take mediocre sex, there is still another person there to touch and feel. Wanking is such a lonely pastime "
Hence the attraction of Peach’s audience suggestion  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A wank. At least I'll be able to have an orgasm and not have to fake it.
I've never faked
Never faked a wankgasm? "
I’ve tricked myself several times. Mainly because I really couldn’t be arsed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I realise I haven't answered the question.
Mediocre would be better than self pleasure alone. Because mediocre can be enhanced by fiddling with oneself anyway "
A very good point. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mediocre sex beats DIY, as someone else said for the spooning & coffee(I don’t like tea) afterwards  "
You’d trust a mediocre sex merchant to make you coffee? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wank. Not worth getting ready let alone leaving the house if the sex is shit.
I'd give it my all but if all you get in return is toe-curlingly bad, I'd trade it for doing my nails, dusting, ironing even."
Exactly, right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There is no such thing as mediocre tea - it's either good or its crap (bangs gavel)
Would rather a wank than mediocre sex, thankfully having very good sex at the moment  "
That is a very good point, I stand corrected |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wank. I’m too old to have crap sex now
It’s a lot of effort for disappointment isn’t it?
Totally and I don’t want putting off sex forever "
Exactly... the implications are far reaching and not to be underestimated! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Always has to be a magnificent wank over mediocre sex which isn't worth the effort and a magnificent wank can be magnificent in so many ways"
You must share these ‘ways’ oh master |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Which would you choose? neither I will just use that energy somewhere else, I used to pick either of them but both leave me dissatisfied"
As is your right young man |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A magnificent wank can always involve another person
More out of the box thinking, I like it
I’m full of good ideas when it comes to wanking "
I’m impressed, I like your style |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think I'll go with the mediocre sex...
Or any sort of sex really
Noooo... don’t lower your standards man. You’re worth more. "
That's not the other person...
It's me raising my game  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mediocre sex might last a little longer than a lady wank with my wand. Plus I can be held tight afterwards "
You see I’ve rather foolishly made the assumption that the mediocre sex merchant can’t make tea, coffee, or hug you completely satisfactorily. What an idiot  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think I'll go with the mediocre sex...
Or any sort of sex really
Noooo... don’t lower your standards man. You’re worth more.
That's not the other person...
It's me raising my game "
Hahaha touché |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always has to be a magnificent wank over mediocre sex which isn't worth the effort and a magnificent wank can be magnificent in so many ways
You must share these ‘ways’ oh master "
Oh I'm no master but as others have pointed out There are many ways to eat a kiwi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Always has to be a magnificent wank over mediocre sex which isn't worth the effort and a magnificent wank can be magnificent in so many ways
You must share these ‘ways’ oh master
Oh I'm no master but as others have pointed out There are many ways to eat a kiwi"
You wank with Kiwi fruit, oh you have style (and a sticky knob) |
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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"I’ll take the sex. It doesn’t say anything about mediocre kissing
Hmm, are many good kissers mediocre sex merchants?"
Well I've certainly met one or two!
I'll have a wank any day rather than mediocre sex |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ll take the sex. It doesn’t say anything about mediocre kissing
Hmm, are many good kissers mediocre sex merchants?
Well I've certainly met one or two!
I'll have a wank any day rather than mediocre sex "
I’m with you |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Mediocre sex might last a little longer than a lady wank with my wand. Plus I can be held tight afterwards
You see I’ve rather foolishly made the assumption that the mediocre sex merchant can’t make tea, coffee, or hug you completely satisfactorily. What an idiot "
Ahhh. Maybe I was wishful thinking! Pass the wand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mediocre sex might last a little longer than a lady wank with my wand. Plus I can be held tight afterwards
You see I’ve rather foolishly made the assumption that the mediocre sex merchant can’t make tea, coffee, or hug you completely satisfactorily. What an idiot
Ahhh. Maybe I was wishful thinking! Pass the wand "
Hang on, if I’m holding the wand I may as well administer its magic, surely? |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Mediocre sex might last a little longer than a lady wank with my wand. Plus I can be held tight afterwards
You see I’ve rather foolishly made the assumption that the mediocre sex merchant can’t make tea, coffee, or hug you completely satisfactorily. What an idiot
Ahhh. Maybe I was wishful thinking! Pass the wand
Hang on, if I’m holding the wand I may as well administer its magic, surely?"
You know it makes sense |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mediocre sex. Im a people person.
Alternative scenario: mutual wanking?
Oh very much this. I love watching and being watched "
That's a big fantasy of ours. With others involved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mediocre sex might last a little longer than a lady wank with my wand. Plus I can be held tight afterwards
You see I’ve rather foolishly made the assumption that the mediocre sex merchant can’t make tea, coffee, or hug you completely satisfactorily. What an idiot
Ahhh. Maybe I was wishful thinking! Pass the wand
Hang on, if I’m holding the wand I may as well administer its magic, surely?
You know it makes sense "
It makes so much sense |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A wank, it's easier
Ere sewing a real split here. I wonder how much of it is governed by perceptions and experiences?
EVERYTHING is governed by perceptions and experiences "
Very true. Well that and my auto correct it would seem |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mediocre sex. Im a people person.
Alternative scenario: mutual wanking?
Oh very much this. I love watching and being watched "
This does sound rather fabulous |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mediocre sex. Im a people person.
Alternative scenario: mutual wanking?
Oh very much this. I love watching and being watched
That's a big fantasy of ours. With others involved"
I think it may be one of mine now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Exactly, mediocre sex with a woman I'm not interested in, I'm not going to cum, and I certainly won't have an interest in making her cum, save the hassle"
Cut out the potentially rather awkward middle person |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm actually not a huge fan of wanking, so I would probably take the mediocre shag and give My playmate some instructions and try to make it fun! Failing that, pizza night on the couch sounds good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never ever ever, ever.....ever, had a wank and marvelled over it 
I'll take the sex, I can make that marvellous. "
You’ve never made your own toes curl? Surely doing so is to be marvelled over? And you can’t change the thread’s rules silly, it’s against the Geneva convention |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mediocre sex, at least with another person the option to make the rest of it great is there x "
Hmm, the thread is rebelling! Yours, Bee’s and a few other similar points does kinda make sense though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm actually not a huge fan of wanking, so I would probably take the mediocre shag and give My playmate some instructions and try to make it fun! Failing that, pizza night on the couch sounds good "
Let’s face it, the pizza’s bound to be better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never ever ever, ever.....ever, had a wank and marvelled over it
I'll take the sex, I can make that marvellous.
You’ve never made your own toes curl? Surely doing so is to be marvelled over? And you can’t change the thread’s rules silly, it’s against the Geneva convention "
Sex then.
I've had a wank, I fake the orgasms. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never ever ever, ever.....ever, had a wank and marvelled over it
I'll take the sex, I can make that marvellous.
You’ve never made your own toes curl? Surely doing so is to be marvelled over? And you can’t change the thread’s rules silly, it’s against the Geneva convention
Sex then.
I've had a wank, I fake the orgasms. "
A wank is rarely, rarely, rarely, rarely an orgasm! It's a release 999 times out of a 1000 that's it like taking a shit, I've had three today, wanks that is not shits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can honestly say that I've never had a magnificent wank. None have measured up to sex standards, just cured an itch kinda thing.
So... Sex it is. "
I always find they cure one itch but create another there a bit of a paradox like women |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just had a mediocre wank. It was probably better than a mediocre shag. At least I could do it with hairy legs "
It’s the lesser of two evils, right? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never ever ever, ever.....ever, had a wank and marvelled over it
I'll take the sex, I can make that marvellous.
You’ve never made your own toes curl? Surely doing so is to be marvelled over? And you can’t change the thread’s rules silly, it’s against the Geneva convention
Sex then.
I've had a wank, I fake the orgasms. "
In that case, can I request sex for me Mr Bee please? |
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I’ll take a magnificent wank over mediocre sex anytime! ‘Edging’ for a good couple of hours while watching porn, keeping my cock rock hard, before that moment you finally let yourself explode (and guys know what i mean by ‘explode’), trying to keep your spunk contained within a small enough catchment area so you have less mess to clean up, is way better than a routine, ‘get it over with then’ missionary shag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can honestly say that I've never had a magnificent wank. None have measured up to sex standards, just cured an itch kinda thing.
So... Sex it is. "
I beg to differ I have evidence of you having a magnificent wank haha |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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A wank simply scratches an itch for me, mediochore sex disappoints me.
I'd go without either and wait for what I would hope would be excellent sex, or scratch the inch myself if I was very itchy. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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"I posted this relatively tongue in cheek, but I’ve genuinely found your replies interesting
And, of course, many of you are wrong "
If you wos in the same position and conditions as me you wood say mediochore to |
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