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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

If you cock or foof could talk, what would it say to you? Would it have a catch phrase? What would be its chat up line?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would probably shout occasionally “I’m still here ya know!”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My foof does have her own mind. She regularly questions why she's not being stimulated constantly. She nags until I relieve her multiple times a day. Honestly she can be a real bitch and very greedy. I don't know why I put up with her

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I imagine mine has the voice of Lauren Bacall and speaks in a rather matter of fact way.

"I'd like to be satisfied now Darling"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi I’m your penis

I like warm hugs

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Mine would say "thankyou for leaving me alone most of the time as I'm not really feeling it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine would say "thankyou for leaving me alone most of the time as I'm not really feeling it"

What's it?

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"Hi I’m your penis

I like warm hugs "

Ooooft

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By *oblovesyouMan over a year ago

poole

Mine would say 'just because we're not getting any, that doesn't mean you have to ch*ke me. Again!!'

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Mine would say "thankyou for leaving me alone most of the time as I'm not really feeling it"

What's it?

The penis thing you know,that rude thing that men have and wave about in your face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here we go again, wahaaayyy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would say "look if your not going to use me I want to leave in the next transfer window"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your name's not down your not coming in

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Out of service try again later

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Your name's not down your not coming in"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine would say "thankyou for leaving me alone most of the time as I'm not really feeling it"

What's it?

The penis thing you know,that rude thing that men have and wave about in your face

That must be where I'm going wrong. I try and talk to people and start conversation. If knew just waving it about in people's faces worked it would make life a lot easier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got nothing better to do with your hands?

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'd like to think it would sing:

"I'm your penis, I'm your fire

At your desire

Well, I'm your penis, I'm your fire

At your desire"

But reality probably is:

"Help me if you can,

I'm feeling down

And I do appreciate you being 'round

Help me get my feet back on the ground

Won't you please, please help me?"

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