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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like these profiles
If it has a list of “DONTS” then I do the opposite
DONT send me a dick pic
*sends dic pic*
DONT ask me if I want to meet right now
“fancy coming to my house right this second”
You get the idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like these profiles
If it has a list of “DONTS” then I do the opposite
DONT send me a dick pic
*sends dic pic*
DONT ask me if I want to meet right now
“fancy coming to my house right this second”
You get the idea "
I went with faqs rather than a list of don'ts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like these profiles
If it has a list of “DONTS” then I do the opposite
DONT send me a dick pic
*sends dic pic*
DONT ask me if I want to meet right now
“fancy coming to my house right this second”
You get the idea "
just like me love taking the piss out of them who has demands |
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By *wisted2000Woman
over a year ago
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I always read a profile although I’m told mine is too long to read but then I say if you’re too lazy to read for a few mins I’ll assume you’re too lazy to be what I need in a meet, maybe I’m wrong but it seems to work  |
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"I like these profiles
If it has a list of “DONTS” then I do the opposite
DONT send me a dick pic
*sends dic pic*
DONT ask me if I want to meet right now
“fancy coming to my house right this second”
You get the idea
I went with faqs rather than a list of don'ts "
An opportunity to explore the infrequently asked questions then lol
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"I like these profiles
If it has a list of “DONTS” then I do the opposite
DONT send me a dick pic
*sends dic pic*
DONT ask me if I want to meet right now
“fancy coming to my house right this second”
You get the idea just like me love taking the piss out of them who has demands "
...and you imagine their reactions?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always read a profile although I’m told mine is too long to read but then I say if you’re too lazy to read for a few mins I’ll assume you’re too lazy to be what I need in a meet, maybe I’m wrong but it seems to work "
Agreed 100%. If you’re not bothered what we have to say then why should we give you the time of day 
Amber x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always read a profile although I’m told mine is too long to read but then I say if you’re too lazy to read for a few mins I’ll assume you’re too lazy to be what I need in a meet, maybe I’m wrong but it seems to work "
I always think of you've spent that much time writing all that...your only going to want to talk too much in the bedroom.  |
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"I always read a profile although I’m told mine is too long to read but then I say if you’re too lazy to read for a few mins I’ll assume you’re too lazy to be what I need in a meet, maybe I’m wrong but it seems to work "
Stick what works then  |
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"I always read a profile although I’m told mine is too long to read but then I say if you’re too lazy to read for a few mins I’ll assume you’re too lazy to be what I need in a meet, maybe I’m wrong but it seems to work
Agreed 100%. If you’re not bothered what we have to say then why should we give you the time of day
Amber x"
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"I always read a profile although I’m told mine is too long to read but then I say if you’re too lazy to read for a few mins I’ll assume you’re too lazy to be what I need in a meet, maybe I’m wrong but it seems to work
I always think of you've spent that much time writing all that...your only going to want to talk too much in the bedroom. "
Or, they would have said all and then say nothing in the bedroom |
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Why if someone has a list of "do's/Dont's" would anyone try to piss them of by doing the opposite? Everyone has the right to their own profile and it's contents(no matter how pissy we think they are), if ya don't like it, move on. Just curious as to why some think it's ok to take the piss out of theses profiles? Or is it a case of "who" takes the piss?  |
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To be fair my profile is pretty specific and I have a bloke asking if he can suck me dry. I politely decline. He then says he wants to fuck me which I also politely decline. He gets the hump and blocks me. |
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"I like these profiles
If it has a list of “DONTS” then I do the opposite
DONT send me a dick pic
*sends dic pic*
DONT ask me if I want to meet right now
“fancy coming to my house right this second”
You get the idea
I went with faqs rather than a list of don'ts "
I like the purple comment! Made me giggle. |
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"I like these profiles
If it has a list of “DONTS” then I do the opposite
DONT send me a dick pic
*sends dic pic*
DONT ask me if I want to meet right now
“fancy coming to my house right this second”
You get the idea
I went with faqs rather than a list of don'ts
I like the purple comment! Made me giggle. "
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I laugh at the ones that say you must write a 6 page essay about yourself as your introduction message lol
Who do they think they are lol
I always send them a message saying OYYYYYYYYY x |
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"I laugh at the ones that say you must write a 6 page essay about yourself as your introduction message lol
Who do they think they are lol
I always send them a message saying OYYYYYYYYY x "
Do you get that? Not from single guys obviously |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always think of you've spent that much time writing all that...your only going to want to talk too much in the bedroom. "
I always think small profile, small dick. |
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"I always think of you've spent that much time writing all that...your only going to want to talk too much in the bedroom.
I always think small profile, small dick."
What?!!! So, what do you say about my dick then?  |
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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago
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Someone has taken the time to write so be polite and read it. If you wanna put your dick in them at least have the courtesy to read that they like neck kisses or they don't like anal or they love to give head or they only like midgets or giants.
You cant expect to get up close and personal with someone if you can't take 5 mins out your life to read something no matter how big or small it is.
Problem with ppl today! They want a lot with zero effort. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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To be fair, it seems to be a small minority of folk that actually seem to make the effort to read a profile before messaging. I've lost count of how many ask me questions that could've been answered in the first line or two of mine |
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"Someone has taken the time to write so be polite and read it. If you wanna put your dick in them at least have the courtesy to read that they like neck kisses or they don't like anal or they love to give head or they only like midgets or giants.
You cant expect to get up close and personal with someone if you can't take 5 mins out your life to read something no matter how big or small it is.
Problem with ppl today! They want a lot with zero effort. "
Mine might take more than five minutes to read... I agree with you though, but not when the profile says "will fill out later" |
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"To be fair, it seems to be a small minority of folk that actually seem to make the effort to read a profile before messaging. I've lost count of how many ask me questions that could've been answered in the first line or two of mine "
You need to hide your pictures pretty boy |
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"People have been reading mine. Hell I even took the filters down and got some messages
Lucky you! All I get is guys fabbing my cock pix
Yeah but now people think I want pig sex "
Hahaha well, you mentioned pig didn't you? |
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