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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thats right!
We might not be overly sexy. Have gym fit bodies and a 9 inch penis!
But we should still be appreciated!
So for all you men on here who are struggling to be noticed in a sea of sexy sexy men. This one is for you!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats right!
We might not be overly sexy. Have gym fit bodies and a 9 inch penis!
But we should still be appreciated!
So for all you men on here who are struggling to be noticed in a sea of sexy sexy men. This one is for you!!!"
Nothing average about the "average" man ... my favourite kind of man ever  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Thats right!
We might not be overly sexy. Have gym fit bodies and a 9 inch penis!
But we should still be appreciated!
So for all you men on here who are struggling to be noticed in a sea of sexy sexy men. This one is for you!!!"
I’m not a fan of gym fit bodies and 9 inch penises. I still wouldn’t describe any of my special fab friends as average though.  |
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High 5 OP! Falling right into this category... at least I think I am, lol. Put it this way, if I clock 'looking for hot men' in someone's bio, I straight away think 'wont waste any more time here then!'....  But that's not to say I'm not confident. Just realistic #keepingitreal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"High 5 OP! Falling right into this category... at least I think I am, lol. Put it this way, if I clock 'looking for hot men' in someone's bio, I straight away think 'wont waste any more time here then!'.... But that's not to say I'm not confident. Just realistic #keepingitreal"
I do the exact same thing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You average men have great personalities, so don't worry too much!
And some of us have nice hair too.
Its glorious
Charmer "
I often refer to your hair as “The Golden Fleece” from Jason and the Arganauts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanders by
Reads thread...
Thinks...
Maybe this is aiming a bit high...
Slips unnoticed back into the man cave"
OH no you don't, get your beautiful behind back in here and be proud of the exceptional man that you are x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanders by
Reads thread...
Thinks...
Maybe this is aiming a bit high...
Slips unnoticed back into the man cave
OH no you don't, get your beautiful behind back in here and be proud of the exceptional man that you are x"
This thread's for average apparently. no exceptional allowed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm Mr happy splendid avarge and jolly spiffingly proud of it gosh dam  "
Your far from being average you have a body guys half your age would be proud of and your a gent and a pet lover sounds above average to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not a fan of the average man... average is really dull!
How can average be really dull?? That's a contradiction of terms  "
How so? Average doesn't light up the room. Average doesn't get juices flowing. Average is just...mediocre.... run of the mill.... just like everyone else...dull...  |
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"I'm not a fan of the average man... average is really dull!
How can average be really dull?? That's a contradiction of terms
How so? Average doesn't light up the room. Average doesn't get juices flowing. Average is just...mediocre.... run of the mill.... just like everyone else...dull... "
Fair answer. I see your point. My initial thinking - & reason for posing the question - is that average is just that... nothing more, nothing less... Personally I would class 'really dull' as being below average.... just a thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not a fan of the average man... average is really dull!
How can average be really dull?? That's a contradiction of terms
How so? Average doesn't light up the room. Average doesn't get juices flowing. Average is just...mediocre.... run of the mill.... just like everyone else...dull... "
I met an "average" man thru here but he was AMAZING in bed ... totally belied his looks (which were not bad - just "average" as you would say) but he was in line for one of the best nights of sex I have ever had ...
Don't judge a book by its cover as they say  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not a fan of the average man... average is really dull!
How can average be really dull?? That's a contradiction of terms
How so? Average doesn't light up the room. Average doesn't get juices flowing. Average is just...mediocre.... run of the mill.... just like everyone else...dull... "
Wait and see if anyone here posts an 'average cock' appreciation thread. I bet no-one posts then.
because our cocks are fucking amazing |
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"I'm not a fan of the average man... average is really dull!
How can average be really dull?? That's a contradiction of terms
How so? Average doesn't light up the room. Average doesn't get juices flowing. Average is just...mediocre.... run of the mill.... just like everyone else...dull...
I met an "average" man thru here but he was AMAZING in bed ... totally belied his looks (which were not bad - just "average" as you would say) but he was in line for one of the best nights of sex I have ever had ...
Don't judge a book by its cover as they say "
it wasn't me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not a fan of the average man... average is really dull!
How can average be really dull?? That's a contradiction of terms
How so? Average doesn't light up the room. Average doesn't get juices flowing. Average is just...mediocre.... run of the mill.... just like everyone else...dull... "
That's one more off the Christmas card list |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think most people fall into the Joe Average category because after all it's subjective.
What I think is average others might view as exceptional "
One persons trash is another’s prize I suppose... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A more aptly named thread could be ~ 'post here if you are continuously ignored in the forums & via messages'.....rather than using the word average man. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think most people fall into the Joe Average category because after all it's subjective.
What I think is average others might view as exceptional "
Yep I’m exceptionally average |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats right!
We might not be overly sexy. Have gym fit bodies and a 9 inch penis!
But we should still be appreciated!
So for all you men on here who are struggling to be noticed in a sea of sexy sexy men. This one is for you!!!"
Here here! Well said. I feel like a minnow amongst salmon! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats right!
We might not be overly sexy. Have gym fit bodies and a 9 inch penis!
But we should still be appreciated!
So for all you men on here who are struggling to be noticed in a sea of sexy sexy men. This one is for you!!!"
I did a phwoar thread recently for all men though.
Clearly I appreciate joe average too. There’s only so many gym bunnies I can take  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hud on a sec are we on aboot yer mans cock size,,,coz I'm no hae'n it,,it needs to be HUGE! ouch,,oooooh,,,mmmmm,,ooooh yea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats right!
We might not be overly sexy. Have gym fit bodies and a 9 inch penis!
But we should still be appreciated!
So for all you men on here who are struggling to be noticed in a sea of sexy sexy men. This one is for you!!!
I did a phwoar thread recently for all men though.
Clearly I appreciate joe average too. There’s only so many gym bunnies I can take "
starts with SLU,,,,,and ends with T  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats right!
We might not be overly sexy. Have gym fit bodies and a 9 inch penis!
But we should still be appreciated!
So for all you men on here who are struggling to be noticed in a sea of sexy sexy men. This one is for you!!!
I did a phwoar thread recently for all men though.
Clearly I appreciate joe average too. There’s only so many gym bunnies I can take
starts with SLU,,,,,and ends with T "
Oh Mikki..... you’re soooo mean to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats right!
We might not be overly sexy. Have gym fit bodies and a 9 inch penis!
But we should still be appreciated!
So for all you men on here who are struggling to be noticed in a sea of sexy sexy men. This one is for you!!!
I did a phwoar thread recently for all men though.
Clearly I appreciate joe average too. There’s only so many gym bunnies I can take
starts with SLU,,,,,and ends with T
Oh Mikki..... you’re soooo mean to me. "
I'm mean to everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats right!
We might not be overly sexy. Have gym fit bodies and a 9 inch penis!
But we should still be appreciated!
So for all you men on here who are struggling to be noticed in a sea of sexy sexy men. This one is for you!!!
I did a phwoar thread recently for all men though.
Clearly I appreciate joe average too. There’s only so many gym bunnies I can take
starts with SLU,,,,,and ends with T
Oh Mikki..... you’re soooo mean to me.
I'm mean to everyone "
You said I was special, bitch 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats right!
We might not be overly sexy. Have gym fit bodies and a 9 inch penis!
But we should still be appreciated!
So for all you men on here who are struggling to be noticed in a sea of sexy sexy men. This one is for you!!!
I did a phwoar thread recently for all men though.
Clearly I appreciate joe average too. There’s only so many gym bunnies I can take
starts with SLU,,,,,and ends with T
Oh Mikki..... you’re soooo mean to me.
I'm mean to everyone
You said I was special, bitch
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no,,no,,i said you had special needs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like knuckle dragging buffoon like below average guys
I like the ones who’s cocks scrape the floor when they’re stood up....... and no; I don’t mean amputees Mikki "
That's taking it to extremes, -
I usually just go to the pub to drown my sorrows when I'm stood up.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"9" penises are over rated, 6.7" is there it's at 
hmm,,maybe6.7,,is acceptable on a girl,,but I preffer guys to be over 9"
I wouldn't want to see any inch penis on a girl, prefer them to come with a vagina "
REALLY,, wow that's rare on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats right!
We might not be overly sexy. Have gym fit bodies and a 9 inch penis!
But we should still be appreciated!
So for all you men on here who are struggling to be noticed in a sea of sexy sexy men. This one is for you!!!"
Here's to you brother |
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By *igtoyMan
over a year ago
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"A more aptly named thread could be ~ 'post here if you are continuously ignored in the forums & via messages'.....rather than using the word average man."
Exactly this......seven years and counting....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing average about me in unique
You are 5'10" the average height for a man in the UK "
Depends on where you get your stats but 5’9” is the average height I saw recently so he’s above average. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thats right!
We might not be overly sexy. Have gym fit bodies and a 9 inch penis!
But we should still be appreciated!
So for all you men on here who are struggling to be noticed in a sea of sexy sexy men. This one is for you!!!"
Eh? Just had a swatch of your pics and you've got a cracking bod! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thats right!
We might not be overly sexy. Have gym fit bodies and a 9 inch penis!
But we should still be appreciated!
So for all you men on here who are struggling to be noticed in a sea of sexy sexy men. This one is for you!!!
Eh? Just had a swatch of your pics and you've got a cracking bod! "
Lighting and camera angles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love this thread!!!
I feel an average man protest about to start!! We demand respect!"
Demanding is reserved for the divas, it's not really average talk is it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love this thread!!!
I feel an average man protest about to start!! We demand respect!
Demanding is reserved for the divas, it's not really average talk is it? "
We make an anonymous enquiry about respect on a fab feedback form..? |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
I saw this and thought "yay, the post for me".. then I stopped myself.. I'm not average... I've done things most people haven't.. I diffused bombs in war zones, I've dived deep into the seas, I have swum with Wales, I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.
I'm beyond average, and so are you guys..
You've changed carburettors on triumph motorcycles, you've walked your dog through the misty hills, you've captivated ladies with your conversation..
You are more than just men, you are giants.. yes, even you, just because you are 5'2" you are no less of a giant then the rest of us my little man..
We are great, we light up the world and leave fire in our wake.. we are the greatest men alive today, so rise up men of average demeanour and beat your not so toned chest, you are a hero! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw this and thought "yay, the post for me".. then I stopped myself.. I'm not average... I've done things most people haven't.. I diffused bombs in war zones, I've dived deep into the seas, I have swum with Wales, I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.
I'm beyond average, and so are you guys..
You've changed carburettors on triumph motorcycles, you've walked your dog through the misty hills, you've captivated ladies with your conversation..
You are more than just men, you are giants.. yes, even you, just because you are 5'2" you are no less of a giant then the rest of us my little man..
We are great, we light up the world and leave fire in our wake.. we are the greatest men alive today, so rise up men of average demeanour and beat your not so toned chest, you are a hero!"
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love this thread!!!
I feel an average man protest about to start!! We demand respect!
Demanding is reserved for the divas, it's not really average talk is it?
We make an anonymous enquiry about respect on a fab feedback form..? "
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"I saw this and thought "yay, the post for me".. then I stopped myself.. I'm not average... I've done things most people haven't.. I diffused bombs in war zones, I've dived deep into the seas, I have swum with Wales, I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.
I'm beyond average, and so are you guys..
You've changed carburettors on triumph motorcycles, you've walked your dog through the misty hills, you've captivated ladies with your conversation..
You are more than just men, you are giants.. yes, even you, just because you are 5'2" you are no less of a giant then the rest of us my little man..
We are great, we light up the world and leave fire in our wake.. we are the greatest men alive today, so rise up men of average demeanour and beat your not so toned chest, you are a hero!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I saw this and thought "yay, the post for me".. then I stopped myself.. I'm not average... I've done things most people haven't.. I diffused bombs in war zones, I've dived deep into the seas, I have swum with Wales, I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.
I'm beyond average, and so are you guys..
You've changed carburettors on triumph motorcycles, you've walked your dog through the misty hills, you've captivated ladies with your conversation..
You are more than just men, you are giants.. yes, even you, just because you are 5'2" you are no less of a giant then the rest of us my little man..
We are great, we light up the world and leave fire in our wake.. we are the greatest men alive today, so rise up men of average demeanour and beat your not so toned chest, you are a hero!
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Sounds exhausting. I’ll just stick to being average |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I saw this and thought "yay, the post for me".. then I stopped myself.. I'm not average... I've done things most people haven't.. I diffused bombs in war zones, I've dived deep into the seas, I have swum with Wales, I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.
I'm beyond average, and so are you guys..
You've changed carburettors on triumph motorcycles, you've walked your dog through the misty hills, you've captivated ladies with your conversation..
You are more than just men, you are giants.. yes, even you, just because you are 5'2" you are no less of a giant then the rest of us my little man..
We are great, we light up the world and leave fire in our wake.. we are the greatest men alive today, so rise up men of average demeanour and beat your not so toned chest, you are a hero!"
I love how you say giants then add 'my little man' |
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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago
Iceland, but Aldi is closer.. |
"I saw this and thought "yay, the post for me".. then I stopped myself.. I'm not average... I've done things most people haven't.. I diffused bombs in war zones, I've dived deep into the seas, I have swum with Wales, I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.
I'm beyond average, and so are you guys..
You've changed carburettors on triumph motorcycles, you've walked your dog through the misty hills, you've captivated ladies with your conversation..
You are more than just men, you are giants.. yes, even you, just because you are 5'2" you are no less of a giant then the rest of us my little man..
We are great, we light up the world and leave fire in our wake.. we are the greatest men alive today, so rise up men of average demeanour and beat your not so toned chest, you are a hero!
I love how you say giants then add 'my little man' "
I do try to be all inclusive.. |
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