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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been a crap day so I'm lacing your brews with alcohol
What you having? 
A nice drop of Jamersons would be nice
I agree! I'll even float your cream  "
Ohh matron. I'd like a good creaming!! |
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"Rum or whiskey please and a big hug miss polly 
Rum for you kitten! And hugs greatly recieved "
You can always have cuddles of me all you need do is ask and thank you for the rum after the day I've had I'm going to need the bottle haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im on antibiotics. Can I have mine unlaced but with boobie cuddles instead?
As its you 
I need booby hugs and hair strokes please "
Mutual hug and stroke session coming right up xxx |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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I had a horrible day, madly busy at work, almost face planted on the way home while helping a man to catch his dog who was running about all over the busy road, got in sorted kids stuff, cooked, didn’t even have a chance to make a cuppa so have skipped straight to the gin. It made me do this  so I may have been a tad generous! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hot chocolate and baileys please bartender topped off with misterbees finest squirty cream
Peach x"
Ooh err missus!! Mine and MisterBees pleasure Im sure xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im on antibiotics. Can I have mine unlaced but with boobie cuddles instead?
As its you
I need booby hugs and hair strokes please
Mutual hug and stroke session coming right up xxx"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a horrible day, madly busy at work, almost face planted on the way home while helping a man to catch his dog who was running about all over the busy road, got in sorted kids stuff, cooked, didn’t even have a chance to make a cuppa so have skipped straight to the gin. It made me do this so I may have been a tad generous!"
Sounds like you've earnt it! Can I join you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a poison free brew? With just tea hot water and two sugars in it? Ta 
Sure! I'll even slip you a penguin
Just the tea ta, easy pleased "
Good job, I've scoffed the penguin myself |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"I had a horrible day, madly busy at work, almost face planted on the way home while helping a man to catch his dog who was running about all over the busy road, got in sorted kids stuff, cooked, didn’t even have a chance to make a cuppa so have skipped straight to the gin. It made me do this so I may have been a tad generous!
Sounds like you've earnt it! Can I join you "
If you don’t mind going too! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Generally I like my rum but at this time of year baileys in hot choc is lush
Plus I've been looking after a poorly daughter all day so I need a pick me up "
Rum in mulled wine is winter warmer, you'll defo need picking up after a few of those |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I had a horrible day, madly busy at work, almost face planted on the way home while helping a man to catch his dog who was running about all over the busy road, got in sorted kids stuff, cooked, didn’t even have a chance to make a cuppa so have skipped straight to the gin. It made me do this so I may have been a tad generous!
Sounds like you've earnt it! Can I join you
If you don’t mind going too! "
Ive seen your measures missus! I think I'll be doing
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x
A 'bit'? You'll need to be more specific or you'll end up d*unk on my watch "
oh well ive got tomorrow morning off! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Toffee vodka please.
Only if you share with me
I have a small bottle in the cupboard. It tastes like werthers originals lol
Lethal stuff
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Oh wow!! I need to try this |
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"Generally I like my rum but at this time of year baileys in hot choc is lush
Plus I've been looking after a poorly daughter all day so I need a pick me up
Rum in mulled wine is winter warmer, you'll defo need picking up after a few of those "
Oooo not tried that. Was spoilt by lovely gluhwein when I lived in Germany. |
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"Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x
A 'bit'? You'll need to be more specific or you'll end up d*unk on my watch "
Sounds like you do measures like my aunt! Each drink has more alcohol and less mixer in - lethal bar tending |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Generally I like my rum but at this time of year baileys in hot choc is lush
Plus I've been looking after a poorly daughter all day so I need a pick me up
Rum in mulled wine is winter warmer, you'll defo need picking up after a few of those
Oooo not tried that. Was spoilt by lovely gluhwein when I lived in Germany. "
Gluhwein is amazing, I lived in Deutschland too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a bit of baileys in my coffee please x
A 'bit'? You'll need to be more specific or you'll end up d*unk on my watch
Sounds like you do measures like my aunt! Each drink has more alcohol and less mixer in - lethal bar tending "
A good 'glug'of alcohol does the trick  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tea milk with 2 and a custard cream to dunk
Or
Wine, red, Aussie Shiraz
Or
Nice strong warming Belgian beer
Or
Oh just take me to bed will you "
Are you hungry, thirsty or horny? |
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"Tea milk with 2 and a custard cream to dunk
Or
Wine, red, Aussie Shiraz
Or
Nice strong warming Belgian beer
Or
Oh just take me to bed will you
Are you hungry, thirsty or horny? "
Is this a trick question?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seeing as you're asking, I'll have a straight Irish single malt, thanks.
oh go on then, make it a triple if you insist!
I'll triple your tipple "
I'm tickled by your triple tipple  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you weren't so young I'd think you were my aunt lol.
Ich vermissene deutschland vor allem weihnachten  "
Die Weihnachtsmärkte sind anders als auf der Welt. Gehst du oft zurück? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tea milk with 2 and a custard cream to dunk
Or
Wine, red, Aussie Shiraz
Or
Nice strong warming Belgian beer
Or
Oh just take me to bed will you
Are you hungry, thirsty or horny?
Is this a trick question? "
Dont answer a question with a question |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seeing as you're asking, I'll have a straight Irish single malt, thanks.
oh go on then, make it a triple if you insist!
I'll triple your tipple
I'm tickled by your triple tipple "
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"If you weren't so young I'd think you were my aunt lol.
Ich vermissene deutschland vor allem weihnachten
Die Weihnachtsmärkte sind anders als auf der Welt. Gehst du oft zurück?"
Die weihnachtsmärkte Sind die besten.
Leider nicht zurück
Aber eines tages möchte ich dass meine tochter sieht wo sie geboren wurde.
Man autocorrect even more murder when writing in another language |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you weren't so young I'd think you were my aunt lol.
Ich vermissene deutschland vor allem weihnachten
Die Weihnachtsmärkte sind anders als auf der Welt. Gehst du oft zurück?
Die weihnachtsmärkte Sind die besten.
Leider nicht zurück
Aber eines tages möchte ich dass meine tochter sieht wo sie geboren wurde.
Man autocorrect even more murder when writing in another language "
Ich bin in Münster geboren
Ich gehe alle paar Jahre zurück, aber Weihnachten ist meine Lieblingszeit für einen Besuch. Xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Something with a drop or 4 of Baileys would be lovely please
6. You get 6 drops
Thank you lovely. I’m going to take it up to bed with me. Night "
Good night lovely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Triple gin. Straight.
You've had a day like mine then? "
Yup  I'm going to bed to forget about the shit that's been. Hoping tomorrow is a better one for us both x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Triple gin. Straight.
You've had a day like mine then?
Yup I'm going to bed to forget about the shit that's been. Hoping tomorrow is a better one for us both x"
And failing that we'll just get pissed again tomorrow
Night lovely x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Triple gin. Straight.
You've had a day like mine then?
Yup I'm going to bed to forget about the shit that's been. Hoping tomorrow is a better one for us both x
And failing that we'll just get pissed again tomorrow
Night lovely x"
We need a boozy night out in Liverpool x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Triple gin. Straight.
You've had a day like mine then?
Yup I'm going to bed to forget about the shit that's been. Hoping tomorrow is a better one for us both x
And failing that we'll just get pissed again tomorrow
Night lovely x
We need a boozy night out in Liverpool x"
We most certainly do!! X |
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