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over a year ago
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It's nearly that time of year. Oh yes it is. If we could put together a panto what would it be and what character would you play.
Some suggestions
Boobs in the wood
Sin derella
Beauty and the breast
The casting couch is now open.
He's behind you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's nearly that time of year. Oh yes it is. If we could put together a panto what would it be and what character would you play.
Some suggestions
Boobs in the wood
Sin derella
Beauty and the breast
The casting couch is now open.
He's behind you "
I’ve got a 15” cock.......oh no you’ve not  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's nearly that time of year. Oh yes it is. If we could put together a panto what would it be and what character would you play.
Some suggestions
Boobs in the wood
Sin derella
Beauty and the breast
The casting couch is now open.
He's behind you
I’ve got a 15” cock.......oh no you’ve not "
See what you did there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can help backstage
All help apreciated. Don't fancy singing in the chorus?
If you don’t mind it loud and slightly out of tune. I’m there  "
I don't mind at all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be Sinderella? I really want to go to the ball
Speak to fairy godmother Polly. You shall go to the ball
You shall Sinders, you shall  "
See the Xmas magic is already working |
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"If you go with tradition and have a female playing aladin, she can rub my "lamp" , lol
So arevyou offering to play Jaffar? Or the geanie?"
I'll play the lamp, she can rub it and see what cums out the end |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you go with tradition and have a female playing aladin, she can rub my "lamp" , lol
So arevyou offering to play Jaffar? Or the geanie?
I'll play the lamp, she can rub it and see what cums out the end"
Drumroll and a cymbal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you go with tradition and have a female playing aladin, she can rub my "lamp" , lol
So arevyou offering to play Jaffar? Or the geanie?
I'll play the lamp, she can rub it and see what cums out the end
Drumroll and a cymbal"
Could also be Red RIDING Hood that gets lost in the woods  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If you go with tradition and have a female playing aladin, she can rub my "lamp" , lol
So arevyou offering to play Jaffar? Or the geanie?
I'll play the lamp, she can rub it and see what cums out the end
Drumroll and a cymbal
Could also be Red RIDING Hood that gets lost in the woods "
Beware of the big bad wolf hell huff and puff and blow you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you go with tradition and have a female playing aladin, she can rub my "lamp" , lol
So arevyou offering to play Jaffar? Or the geanie?
I'll play the lamp, she can rub it and see what cums out the end
Drumroll and a cymbal
Could also be Red RIDING Hood that gets lost in the woods
Beware of the big bad wolf hell huff and puff and blow you "
Is there only one wolf |
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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago
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What about a nativity! Casting might be difficult... From the female opinions here we might struggle to get three wise men, but I suspect we would be completely fucked trying to find a virgin...especially on this site! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about a nativity! Casting might be difficult... From the female opinions here we might struggle to get three wise men, but I suspect we would be completely fucked trying to find a virgin...especially on this site!"
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about a nativity! Casting might be difficult... From the female opinions here we might struggle to get three wise men, but I suspect we would be completely fucked trying to find a virgin...especially on this site!"
I'm a born again virgin does that count? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about a nativity! Casting might be difficult... From the female opinions here we might struggle to get three wise men, but I suspect we would be completely fucked trying to find a virgin...especially on this site!
I'm a born again virgin does that count? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about a nativity! Casting might be difficult... From the female opinions here we might struggle to get three wise men, but I suspect we would be completely fucked trying to find a virgin...especially on this site!
I'm a born again virgin does that count? "
We are all virgins at something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about a nativity! Casting might be difficult... From the female opinions here we might struggle to get three wise men, but I suspect we would be completely fucked trying to find a virgin...especially on this site!
I'm a born again virgin does that count? "
And 3 wise men  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about a nativity! Casting might be difficult... From the female opinions here we might struggle to get three wise men, but I suspect we would be completely fucked trying to find a virgin...especially on this site!
I'm a born again virgin does that count?
We are all virgins at something"
Sweet and innocent yeah? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about a nativity! Casting might be difficult... From the female opinions here we might struggle to get three wise men, but I suspect we would be completely fucked trying to find a virgin...especially on this site!
I'm a born again virgin does that count?
We are all virgins at something
Sweet and innocent yeah?"
Extremely sweet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about a nativity! Casting might be difficult... From the female opinions here we might struggle to get three wise men, but I suspect we would be completely fucked trying to find a virgin...especially on this site!
I'm a born again virgin does that count?
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Dunno what you're laughing about  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Okay let get this panto under way feel free to add. So as this is Fab land why not role a couple of pantos together. Sinderalla whitting shalk.
Curtains open on a wooden scene puff of smoke and the fairy godmother appears and says |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Okay let get this panto under way feel free to add. So as this is Fab land why not role a couple of pantos together. Sinderalla whitting shalk.
Curtains open on a wooden scene puff of smoke and the fairy godmother appears and says"
There's a lot of dead wood around here I see |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I'm walks big dick Whittington and pussy in boots.
U each have one wish when u find the oil lantern"
I know what I'll want saya Dick what about you Pussy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I'm walks big dick Whittington and pussy in boots.
U each have one wish when u find the oil lantern
I know what I'll want saya Dick what about you Pussy?"
I want to find my queen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When I'm walks big dick Whittington and pussy in boots.
U each have one wish when u find the oil lantern
I know what I'll want saya Dick what about you Pussy?
I want to find my queen"
Are yes the queen i hear she has great........ beauty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?
Why not
Then I'm your woman "
U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?
Why not
Then I'm your woman
U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods."
Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?
Why not
Then I'm your woman
U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.
Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help"
Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?
Why not
Then I'm your woman
U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.
Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help
Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish "
Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?
Why not
Then I'm your woman
U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.
Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help
Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish
Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine "
Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?
Why not
Then I'm your woman
U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.
Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help
Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish
Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine
Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick "
Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?
Why not
Then I'm your woman
U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.
Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help
Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish
Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine
Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick
Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with "
Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?
Why not
Then I'm your woman
U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.
Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help
Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish
Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine
Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick
Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with
Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy "
Baron disapears into the wings followed by dick and pussy.
Curtains close to scene change the ugly sisters minge and bracket come on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?
Why not
Then I'm your woman
U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.
Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help
Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish
Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine
Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick
Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with
Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy
Baron disapears into the wings followed by dick and pussy.
Curtains close to scene change the ugly sisters minge and bracket come on "
Here they both are |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?
Why not
Then I'm your woman
U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.
Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help
Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish
Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine
Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick
Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with
Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy
Baron disapears into the wings followed by dick and pussy.
Curtains close to scene change the ugly sisters minge and bracket come on
Here they both are "
It's your line then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?
Why not
Then I'm your woman
U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.
Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help
Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish
Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine
Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick
Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with
Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy
Baron disapears into the wings followed by dick and pussy.
Curtains close to scene change the ugly sisters minge and bracket come on
Here they both are
It's your line then"
Errrrm, Hi De Hi ... or words to that effect |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?
Why not
Then I'm your woman
U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.
Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help
Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish
Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine
Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick
Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with
Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy
Baron disapears into the wings followed by dick and pussy.
Curtains close to scene change the ugly sisters minge and bracket come on
Here they both are
It's your line then
Errrrm, Hi De Hi ... or words to that effect "
The line is a 10 Mile from London and not a sign of Dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?
Why not
Then I'm your woman
U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.
Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help
Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish
Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine
Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick
Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with
Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy
Baron disapears into the wings followed by dick and pussy.
Curtains close to scene change the ugly sisters minge and bracket come on
Here they both are
It's your line then
Errrrm, Hi De Hi ... or words to that effect
The line is a 10 Mile from London and not a sign of Dick"
Poor Dick can't keep it u, ooppss I mean can't keep up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do they have Wonder Woman in pantos?
Why not
Then I'm your woman
U will have to ask wonder women to deal with the 7 horny dwarfs that are hiding in the woods.
Can you handle all 7 wonder women or should i ask the villagers to help
Pussyboots needs to find the genie in the lamp for his one wish
Just then the evil baron hardon appears you will never get to the queen she is mine
Boos from the audience. Pussyboots hides behind Dick
Dick ask pussyboots what's he prodding him with
Sorry i was thinking about Queen Curvy
Baron disapears into the wings followed by dick and pussy.
Curtains close to scene change the ugly sisters minge and bracket come on
Here they both are
It's your line then
Errrrm, Hi De Hi ... or words to that effect
The line is a 10 Mile from London and not a sign of Dick
Poor Dick can't keep it u, ooppss I mean can't keep up"
Dick and pussy finally get to London. DICK feels limp and pussy is wet through |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dick and pussy finally get to London. DICK feels limp and pussy is wet through
Enter Lucy Lastic "I'll give you both a good rub to warm you up""
Thanks Lucy says Dick that's perked me up |
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