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"carry on" Butt.....  | |||
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"carry on Butt..... "no butts like a big butt  | |||
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"carry on" Fecking keyboard warrior  | |||
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"carry on Butt..... no butts like a big butt "A sparkly big butt | |||
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"carry on Fecking keyboard warrior " | |||
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules... "Tut....you'll be in trouble! | |||
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"carry on Fecking keyboard warrior " | |||
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules...
Tut....you'll be in trouble! "I'll bring my camel... | |||
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules... "Twirls with hine | |||
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules... Twirls with hine "Twirls with Hine, Voddy and camel...  | |||
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules... Twirls with hine
Twirls with Hine, Voddy and camel... "And me | |||
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules... Twirls with hine
Twirls with Hine, Voddy and camel...
And me "bet someone will get the hump | |||
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules... Twirls with hine
Twirls with Hine, Voddy and camel...
And me "And you Babs | |||
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules... Twirls with hine
Twirls with Hine, Voddy and camel...
And me
And you Babs "Think I should have brought the camel sooner  | |||
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules... Twirls with hine
Twirls with Hine, Voddy and camel...
And me bet someone will get the hump "Perhaps she won't notice, we'll have to hide the camel though, anyone got any room.... | |||
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules... Twirls with hine
Twirls with Hine, Voddy and camel...
And me bet someone will get the hump
Perhaps she won't notice, we'll have to hide the camel though, anyone got any room...."I read that as ‘hide in the camel toe’ | |||
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"sami there doing another interview at 7.30 on bbc1" Ooh thank you, recording it! | |||
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules... Twirls with hine
Twirls with Hine, Voddy and camel...
And me bet someone will get the hump
Perhaps she won't notice, we'll have to hide the camel though, anyone got any room....
I read that as ‘hide in the camel toe’ "Haha ...I hate the camel toe look | |||
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules... Twirls with hine
Twirls with Hine, Voddy and camel...
And me bet someone will get the hump
Perhaps she won't notice, we'll have to hide the camel though, anyone got any room....
I read that as ‘hide in the camel toe’
Haha ...I hate the camel toe look "and im not working on the 29th  | |||
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules... Twirls with hine
Twirls with Hine, Voddy and camel...
And me bet someone will get the hump "That's the final straw | |||
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules... Twirls with hine
Twirls with Hine, Voddy and camel...
And me bet someone will get the hump
That's the final straw "passes a new box | |||
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules... Twirls with hine
Twirls with Hine, Voddy and camel...
And me bet someone will get the hump
That's the final straw passes a new box"I'm a professional diva luvvy | |||
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"ere some fecker is trying to nick our panto idea" Do I have to give up my gown, my wand and my shiny shoes?  | |||
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Right I've had a little think...well I've seen it mentioned elsewhere
Captain hook...I think we need a part for that fecker.
Did I mention his brother lived around the corner from me? | |||
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"ere some fecker is trying to nick our panto idea Do I have to give up my gown, my wand and my shiny shoes? "You need to turn that fecking wands off...it's deafening me | |||
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"OK I've found my dummy
Right I've had a little think...well I've seen it mentioned elsewhere
Captain hook...I think we need a part for that fecker.
Did I mention his brother lived around the corner from me?"dont forget the croc | |||
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"ere some fecker is trying to nick our panto idea Do I have to give up my gown, my wand and my shiny shoes? "put them in a safe place for the moment you dont want them nicked | |||
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"ere some fecker is trying to nick our panto idea Do I have to give up my gown, my wand and my shiny shoes? put them in a safe place for the moment you dont want them nicked"I’m going to scuttle off and hide them | |||
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"OK I've found my dummy
Right I've had a little think...well I've seen it mentioned elsewhere
Captain hook...I think we need a part for that fecker.
Did I mention his brother lived around the corner from me?dont forget the croc"Oh I know one of them | |||
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"ere some fecker is trying to nick our panto idea Do I have to give up my gown, my wand and my shiny shoes? put them in a safe place for the moment you dont want them nicked
I’m going to scuttle off and hide them "I'll hear where you've hidden the feckers  | |||
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"OK I've found my dummy
Right I've had a little think...well I've seen it mentioned elsewhere
Captain hook...I think we need a part for that fecker.
Did I mention his brother lived around the corner from me?dont forget the croc
Oh I know one of them"Never smile at a crocodile No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile Don't be taken in by his welcome grin He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin Never smile at a crocodile Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile You may very well be well bred Lots of etiquette in your head But there's always some special case, time or place To forget etiquette For instance | |||
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"ere some fecker is trying to nick our panto idea Do I have to give up my gown, my wand and my shiny shoes? put them in a safe place for the moment you dont want them nicked
I’m going to scuttle off and hide them
I'll hear where you've hidden the feckers "I might hold onto the wand  | |||
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"OK I've found my dummy
Right I've had a little think...well I've seen it mentioned elsewhere
Captain hook...I think we need a part for that fecker.
Did I mention his brother lived around the corner from me?dont forget the croc
Oh I know one of themNever smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
You may very well be well bred
Lots of etiquette in your head
But there's always some special case, time or place
To forget etiquette
For instance"You got it | |||
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"ere some fecker is trying to nick our panto idea Do I have to give up my gown, my wand and my shiny shoes? put them in a safe place for the moment you dont want them nicked
I’m going to scuttle off and hide them
I'll hear where you've hidden the feckers
I might hold onto the wand "It's the frock I want...and I'm a good frock finder  | |||
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"ere some fecker is trying to nick our panto idea Do I have to give up my gown, my wand and my shiny shoes? put them in a safe place for the moment you dont want them nicked
I’m going to scuttle off and hide them
I'll hear where you've hidden the feckers
I might hold onto the wand
It's the frock I want...and I'm a good frock finder "it wont fit you aint got enough up top | |||
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"ere some fecker is trying to nick our panto idea Do I have to give up my gown, my wand and my shiny shoes? put them in a safe place for the moment you dont want them nicked
I’m going to scuttle off and hide them
I'll hear where you've hidden the feckers
I might hold onto the wand
It's the frock I want...and I'm a good frock finder it wont fit you aint got enough up top
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"Evening... Twirls... I always break the rules... Twirls with hine
Twirls with Hine, Voddy and camel...
And me bet someone will get the hump
Perhaps she won't notice, we'll have to hide the camel though, anyone got any room....
I read that as ‘hide in the camel toe’
Haha ...I hate the camel toe look and im not working on the 29th " | |||
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"ere some fecker is trying to nick our panto idea" Oh god just seen this! Hope they don't try and nick any of our cast! We'll have go to lockdown  | |||
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"was watching bargain brits in blackpool earlier and im sure i saw a certain person going into the tower" Haha! I missed it, I love that program | |||
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"was watching bargain brits in blackpool earlier and im sure i saw a certain person going into the tower Haha! I missed it, I love that program "so do i | |||
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"Afternoon all. Hope everyone is ok." Hello there’s a distinct lack of coffee but other than that I’m ok. Where are they hiding? | |||
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"Afternoon all. Hope everyone is ok. Hello there’s a distinct lack of coffee but other than that I’m ok. Where are they hiding? "That's what I was thinking Babs. I hope they haven't all run away with circus without telling us! | |||
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"Afternoon all. Hope everyone is ok. Hello there’s a distinct lack of coffee but other than that I’m ok. Where are they hiding?
That's what I was thinking Babs. I hope they haven't all run away with circus without telling us! "Just nicked a lovely clowns outfit | |||
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"Afternoon all. Hope everyone is ok. Hello there’s a distinct lack of coffee but other than that I’m ok. Where are they hiding?
That's what I was thinking Babs. I hope they haven't all run away with circus without telling us!
Just nicked a lovely clowns outfit "Coco has entered the building | |||
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"Afternoon all. Hope everyone is ok. Hello there’s a distinct lack of coffee but other than that I’m ok. Where are they hiding?
That's what I was thinking Babs. I hope they haven't all run away with circus without telling us! "oooo trapeze artist | |||
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"Afternoon all. Hope everyone is ok. Hello there’s a distinct lack of coffee but other than that I’m ok. Where are they hiding?
That's what I was thinking Babs. I hope they haven't all run away with circus without telling us!
Just nicked a lovely clowns outfit Coco has entered the building"That's what I could just do with right now...a nice hot cup of it  | |||
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"Afternoon all. Hope everyone is ok. Hello there’s a distinct lack of coffee but other than that I’m ok. Where are they hiding?
That's what I was thinking Babs. I hope they haven't all run away with circus without telling us!
Just nicked a lovely clowns outfit Coco has entered the building
That's what I could just do with right now...a nice hot cup of it "coming right up you want biccis too | |||
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"Afternoon all. Hope everyone is ok. Hello there’s a distinct lack of coffee but other than that I’m ok. Where are they hiding?
That's what I was thinking Babs. I hope they haven't all run away with circus without telling us!
Just nicked a lovely clowns outfit Coco has entered the building
That's what I could just do with right now...a nice hot cup of it coming right up you want biccis too
"Yeah a couple of ...dare I say it rich tea | |||
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"Afternoon all. Hope everyone is ok. Hello there’s a distinct lack of coffee but other than that I’m ok. Where are they hiding?
That's what I was thinking Babs. I hope they haven't all run away with circus without telling us!
Just nicked a lovely clowns outfit Coco has entered the building
That's what I could just do with right now...a nice hot cup of it coming right up you want biccis too
Yeah a couple of ...dare I say it rich tea "passes a steaming mug with cream on top and a pkt of rich tea knowing you you havent eaten today | |||
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"Afternoon all. Hope everyone is ok. Hello there’s a distinct lack of coffee but other than that I’m ok. Where are they hiding?
That's what I was thinking Babs. I hope they haven't all run away with circus without telling us!
Just nicked a lovely clowns outfit Coco has entered the building
That's what I could just do with right now...a nice hot cup of it coming right up you want biccis too
Yeah a couple of ...dare I say it rich tea passes a steaming mug with cream on top and a pkt of rich tea knowing you you havent eaten today"Thank you darling...that's restored me It was Fecking lovely | |||
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"Afternoon all. Hope everyone is ok. Hello there’s a distinct lack of coffee but other than that I’m ok. Where are they hiding?
That's what I was thinking Babs. I hope they haven't all run away with circus without telling us!
Just nicked a lovely clowns outfit Coco has entered the building
That's what I could just do with right now...a nice hot cup of it coming right up you want biccis too
Yeah a couple of ...dare I say it rich tea passes a steaming mug with cream on top and a pkt of rich tea knowing you you havent eaten today
Thank you darling...that's restored me
It was Fecking lovely "your welcome | |||
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"Afternoon all. Hope everyone is ok. Hello there’s a distinct lack of coffee but other than that I’m ok. Where are they hiding?
That's what I was thinking Babs. I hope they haven't all run away with circus without telling us!
Just nicked a lovely clowns outfit "Can I be in your circus? I could be one of those girls that rides a horse backwards, I've been practicing on Nigel, now he's feeling a bit better. He's been back in the pool doing aquarobics | |||
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think I can sneak in and say....don't forget what's on tomorrow night..... | |||
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"As no one's about think I can sneak in and say....don't forget what's on tomorrow night....."Pm me _amiss...I can't talk on thread | |||
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"As no one's about think I can sneak in and say....don't forget what's on tomorrow night.....
Pm me _amiss...I can't talk on thread" | |||
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"Right...what's happening? "aint got a fecking clue | |||
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"Right...what's happening? aint got a fecking clue "Fecking language young lady ffs. I have a few fecking days off and your clueless...jeez have you not sorted the cast out yet? Or animals? I'm going to have to go on other threads now to feck recruit ffs | |||
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"Right...what's happening? aint got a fecking clue
Fecking language young lady ffs.
I have a few fecking days off and your clueless...jeez have you not sorted the cast out yet? Or animals?
I'm going to have to go on other threads now to feck recruit ffs "I'll have to tout my fecking coffee machine again | |||
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"Right...what's happening? aint got a fecking clue
Fecking language young lady ffs.
I have a few fecking days off and your clueless...jeez have you not sorted the cast out yet? Or animals?
I'm going to have to go on other threads now to feck recruit ffs
I'll have to tout my fecking coffee machine again "that got nicked | |||
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"Right...what's happening? aint got a fecking clue
Fecking language young lady ffs.
I have a few fecking days off and your clueless...jeez have you not sorted the cast out yet? Or animals?
I'm going to have to go on other threads now to feck recruit ffs "nigels shacked up with _amiss | |||
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"Am I excluded ? Cos I brought my camel AND my donkey with me! "Nah get yourself in....I can't get the fecking staff | |||
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"Am I excluded ? Cos I brought my camel AND my donkey with me! "mistress will love the camel shes always got the humpthink its her varicous veins playing up | |||
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"Right...what's happening? aint got a fecking clue
Fecking language young lady ffs.
I have a few fecking days off and your clueless...jeez have you not sorted the cast out yet? Or animals?
I'm going to have to go on other threads now to feck recruit ffs "There is another good thread where you could recruit cast members, shall I tell you what it is? | |||
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"Right...what's happening? aint got a fecking clue
Fecking language young lady ffs.
I have a few fecking days off and your clueless...jeez have you not sorted the cast out yet? Or animals?
I'm going to have to go on other threads now to feck recruit ffs nigels shacked up with _amiss"Actually, he's nearly recovered from that kick in the Yvonne goolagongs, so be may be ready....if we're desperate | |||
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"Right...what's happening? aint got a fecking clue
Fecking language young lady ffs.
I have a few fecking days off and your clueless...jeez have you not sorted the cast out yet? Or animals?
I'm going to have to go on other threads now to feck recruit ffs
There is another good thread where you could recruit cast members, shall I tell you what it is? "Can you feck | |||
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"Right...what's happening? aint got a fecking clue
Fecking language young lady ffs.
I have a few fecking days off and your clueless...jeez have you not sorted the cast out yet? Or animals?
I'm going to have to go on other threads now to feck recruit ffs
There is another good thread where you could recruit cast members, shall I tell you what it is?
Can you feck "of course she can feck thats why shes here | |||
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"Right...what's happening? aint got a fecking clue
Fecking language young lady ffs.
I have a few fecking days off and your clueless...jeez have you not sorted the cast out yet? Or animals?
I'm going to have to go on other threads now to feck recruit ffs
There is another good thread where you could recruit cast members, shall I tell you what it is?
Can you feck "Hehe | |||
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"Right...what's happening? aint got a fecking clue
Fecking language young lady ffs.
I have a few fecking days off and your clueless...jeez have you not sorted the cast out yet? Or animals?
I'm going to have to go on other threads now to feck recruit ffs
There is another good thread where you could recruit cast members, shall I tell you what it is?
Can you feck of course she can feck thats why shes here"Hahaha! My secret's out | |||
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"_amiss fivers are a pound a pkt in poundland for 10" Thanks Voddy, i'll nip in and get some | |||
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"_amiss fivers are a pound a pkt in poundland for 10" Hey I spotted that fecking caffeine shampoo in there too.. a fecking quid a bottle. 7 quid in tesco...I might give it a try | |||
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"_amiss fivers are a pound a pkt in poundland for 10 Hey I spotted that fecking caffeine shampoo in there too.. a fecking quid a bottle. 7 quid in tesco...I might give it a try "Is it instant...or out of a fecking bean to cup machine | |||
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"_amiss fivers are a pound a pkt in poundland for 10 Hey I spotted that fecking caffeine shampoo in there too.. a fecking quid a bottle. 7 quid in tesco...I might give it a try
Is it instant...or out of a fecking bean to cup machine "Not sure...I've "bean" thinking it over. But would be good to Washington your mouth out | |||
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"_amiss fivers are a pound a pkt in poundland for 10 Hey I spotted that fecking caffeine shampoo in there too.. a fecking quid a bottle. 7 quid in tesco...I might give it a try
Is it instant...or out of a fecking bean to cup machine
Not sure...I've "bean" thinking it over.
But would be good to Washington your mouth out "Surely, you don't want me to do that.....and don't keep calling me Shirley! | |||
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"_amiss fivers are a pound a pkt in poundland for 10 Hey I spotted that fecking caffeine shampoo in there too.. a fecking quid a bottle. 7 quid in tesco...I might give it a try
Is it instant...or out of a fecking bean to cup machine
Not sure...I've "bean" thinking it over.
But would be good to Washington your mouth out
Surely, you don't want me to do that.....and don't keep calling me Shirley! "Hey I popped into the Manchester social today....twas a long way for two fecking minutes. But it looked good | |||
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"_amiss fivers are a pound a pkt in poundland for 10 Hey I spotted that fecking caffeine shampoo in there too.. a fecking quid a bottle. 7 quid in tesco...I might give it a try
Is it instant...or out of a fecking bean to cup machine
Not sure...I've "bean" thinking it over.
But would be good to Washington your mouth out
Surely, you don't want me to do that.....and don't keep calling me Shirley!
Hey I popped into the Manchester social today....twas a long way for two fecking minutes.
But it looked good"Never been to one, but they sound like a good idea. So did you chat to anyone you know from here? | |||
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"_amiss fivers are a pound a pkt in poundland for 10 Hey I spotted that fecking caffeine shampoo in there too.. a fecking quid a bottle. 7 quid in tesco...I might give it a try
Is it instant...or out of a fecking bean to cup machine
Not sure...I've "bean" thinking it over.
But would be good to Washington your mouth out
Surely, you don't want me to do that.....and don't keep calling me Shirley!
Hey I popped into the Manchester social today....twas a long way for two fecking minutes.
But it looked good
Never been to one, but they sound like a good idea. So did you chat to anyone you know from here? "They couldn't fecking hear me...seen a few though...Mr erect Jim being one of them. ...looked like he'd come from Liverpool to me | |||
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"_amiss fivers are a pound a pkt in poundland for 10 Hey I spotted that fecking caffeine shampoo in there too.. a fecking quid a bottle. 7 quid in tesco...I might give it a try
Is it instant...or out of a fecking bean to cup machine
Not sure...I've "bean" thinking it over.
But would be good to Washington your mouth out
Surely, you don't want me to do that.....and don't keep calling me Shirley!
Hey I popped into the Manchester social today....twas a long way for two fecking minutes.
But it looked good
Never been to one, but they sound like a good idea. So did you chat to anyone you know from here?
They couldn't fecking hear me...seen a few though...Mr erect Jim being one of them. ...looked like he'd come from Liverpool to me "Haha | |||
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"Hey Mistress, I've been abstinent from wine for 9 days now because of those bloody antibiotics! Fridge is stocked ready for tomorrow night though! "Don't do it I've lasted over 4 years | |||
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"Hey Mistress, I've been abstinent from wine for 9 days now because of those bloody antibiotics! Fridge is stocked ready for tomorrow night though!
Don't do it I've lasted over 4 years "Well done you. We're not actually heavy drinkers, we just enjoy a bottle with our evening meal! I was on that Metronidazole and Amoxicillin. The instructions were strictly no alcohol, no cough medicines and no mouth wash! | |||
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"stumbles in hic" That'll be me tomorrow! You been on the gin? | |||
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"stumbles in hic That'll be me tomorrow! You been on the gin? "thought you said to help meself so i did | |||
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"stumbles in hic That'll be me tomorrow! You been on the gin? thought you said to help meself so i did"No problem, suppose you could do with a coffee now, if we can find the fecking machine | |||
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"Hey Mistress, I've been abstinent from wine for 9 days now because of those bloody antibiotics! Fridge is stocked ready for tomorrow night though!
Don't do it I've lasted over 4 years
Well done you. We're not actually heavy drinkers, we just enjoy a bottle with our evening meal! I was on that Metronidazole and Amoxicillin. The instructions were strictly no alcohol, no cough medicines and no mouth wash! "Yep that metronidazole takes 24 hours to get out your system from the last one you take...so bear that in mind when you have a drink as it does not mix with alcohol. And that's my serious head on without a swear word ffs | |||
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"stumbles in hic That'll be me tomorrow! You been on the gin? "You'll be on the floor if you hit it too early | |||
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"stumbles in hic That'll be me tomorrow! You been on the gin? thought you said to help meself so i did"You stick to tomato juice...bloody mary | |||
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"stumbles in hic That'll be me tomorrow! You been on the gin? thought you said to help meself so i did
No problem, suppose you could do with a coffee now, if we can find the fecking machine "A bit late for that...I'm on the hard stuff tonight Fecking dandelion and burdock | |||
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"Hey Mistress, I've been abstinent from wine for 9 days now because of those bloody antibiotics! Fridge is stocked ready for tomorrow night though!
Don't do it I've lasted over 4 years
Well done you. We're not actually heavy drinkers, we just enjoy a bottle with our evening meal! I was on that Metronidazole and Amoxicillin. The instructions were strictly no alcohol, no cough medicines and no mouth wash!
Yep that metronidazole takes 24 hours to get out your system from the last one you take...so bear that in mind when you have a drink as it does not mix with alcohol. And that's my serious head on without a swear word ffs "Thank you , lovely. Gp said 48 hours to be safe, as I'd had the amoxicillin also. Had my last lot Friday morning, about 7am so will have a glass of wine, with dinner tomorrow evening. | |||
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"stumbles in hic That'll be me tomorrow! You been on the gin? thought you said to help meself so i did
No problem, suppose you could do with a coffee now, if we can find the fecking machine
A bit late for that...I'm on the hard stuff tonight
Fecking dandelion and burdock "I love that and vimto | |||
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"Hey Mistress, I've been abstinent from wine for 9 days now because of those bloody antibiotics! Fridge is stocked ready for tomorrow night though!
Don't do it I've lasted over 4 years
Well done you. We're not actually heavy drinkers, we just enjoy a bottle with our evening meal! I was on that Metronidazole and Amoxicillin. The instructions were strictly no alcohol, no cough medicines and no mouth wash!
Yep that metronidazole takes 24 hours to get out your system from the last one you take...so bear that in mind when you have a drink as it does not mix with alcohol. And that's my serious head on without a swear word ffs
Thank you , lovely. Gp said 48 hours to be safe, as I'd had the amoxicillin also. Had my last lot Friday morning, about 7am so will have a glass of wine, with dinner tomorrow evening. "Yeah you should be safe by then...if all goes well tomorrow. ..I may even have a shandy or two | |||
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"Hey Mistress, I've been abstinent from wine for 9 days now because of those bloody antibiotics! Fridge is stocked ready for tomorrow night though!
Don't do it I've lasted over 4 years
Well done you. We're not actually heavy drinkers, we just enjoy a bottle with our evening meal! I was on that Metronidazole and Amoxicillin. The instructions were strictly no alcohol, no cough medicines and no mouth wash!
Yep that metronidazole takes 24 hours to get out your system from the last one you take...so bear that in mind when you have a drink as it does not mix with alcohol. And that's my serious head on without a swear word ffs
Thank you , lovely. Gp said 48 hours to be safe, as I'd had the amoxicillin also. Had my last lot Friday morning, about 7am so will have a glass of wine, with dinner tomorrow evening.
Yeah you should be safe by then...if all goes well tomorrow. ..I may even have a shandy or two "I hope tomorrow's a good day, for you and enjoy your shandy! | |||
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"Think Voddy must be flat out...she's gone quiet! was setting me alarm for morning god knows why i said id do overtime on weekend off
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"Think Voddy must be flat out...she's gone quiet! was setting me alarm for morning god knows why i said id do overtime on weekend off
Oh bless ya, I'll think about you, whilst I'm snuggled under the duvet! "rat bag | |||
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"Think Voddy must be flat out...she's gone quiet! was setting me alarm for morning god knows why i said id do overtime on weekend off
Oh bless ya, I'll think about you, whilst I'm snuggled under the duvet! rat bag " | |||
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"Apologies for my sudden exit last night ladies.. I conked out ffs "No problem Mistress...you've had a busy week! xx | |||
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"waltzs in my god _amiss must have had a good party in here judging by all the empty bottles tuts mince pies trod into the carpet better get the beater out" Wuzn't me! | |||
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"waltzs in my god _amiss must have had a good party in here judging by all the empty bottles tuts mince pies trod into the carpet better get the beater out Wuzn't me! "who wrote _amiss woz ere in lipstick on the wall then | |||
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"waltzs in my god _amiss must have had a good party in here judging by all the empty bottles tuts mince pies trod into the carpet better get the beater out Wuzn't me! who wrote _amiss woz ere in lipstick on the wall then"Wasn't me | |||
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Wasn't me "I think it was! People always try to get me into trouble | |||
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Wasn't me
I think it was! People always try to get me into trouble "and mr hines boxers were hanging from the lampshade | |||
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Wasn't me
I think it was! People always try to get me into trouble and mr hines boxers were hanging from the lampshade "....hmmm....that could have something to do with me.... | |||
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"waltzs in my god _amiss must have had a good party in here judging by all the empty bottles tuts mince pies trod into the carpet better get the beater out Wuzn't me! who wrote _amiss woz ere in lipstick on the wall then
Wasn't me
I think it was! People always try to get me into trouble and mr hines boxers were hanging from the lampshade
....hmmm....that could have something to do with me.... "hmmmm those irish lads sure do have a way | |||
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Wasn't me
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"Feck me I disappear for a few hours and what's going on? Voddy have you sorted the cast yet? Samiss have you found my coffee machine? No....fecking partying while the cats away ffs "no i aint insulted no one babs sold the machine _amiss has turned into a loose woman now andrea is on honeymoon you been on street corners again | |||
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"Feck me I disappear for a few hours and what's going on? Voddy have you sorted the cast yet? Samiss have you found my coffee machine? No....fecking partying while the cats away ffs no i aint insulted no one
babs sold the machine
_amiss has turned into a loose woman now andrea is on honeymoon
you been on street corners again"Oh, do I wish I were a loose woman! | |||
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"Feck me I disappear for a few hours and what's going on? Voddy have you sorted the cast yet? Samiss have you found my coffee machine? No....fecking partying while the cats away ffs no i aint insulted no one
babs sold the machine
_amiss has turned into a loose woman now andrea is on honeymoon
you been on street corners again"I never asked about insults ffs...babs need to get that back. And to think see fecking waved to me yesterday..fecking cheek of it
And _amiss would look good on loose women...but can she wear fivers on there?
And where were you fecking spying on me..nosy fecker | |||
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"Feck me I disappear for a few hours and what's going on? Voddy have you sorted the cast yet? Samiss have you found my coffee machine? No....fecking partying while the cats away ffs no i aint insulted no one
babs sold the machine
_amiss has turned into a loose woman now andrea is on honeymoon
you been on street corners again
Oh, do I wish I were a loose woman! "I am...well sometimes | |||
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"Machine seems to have disappeared, I have a kettle and a jar of Nescafe, if that's any help, Mistress.... Cats bum " | |||
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"Honest officer, I didn’t sell it, I borrowed it ... for several days. Give me an hour and I’ll ... er ... return it "small problem babs you will have to wait for the porn shop to open in morning to get it back | |||
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"Feck me I disappear for a few hours and what's going on? Voddy have you sorted the cast yet? Samiss have you found my coffee machine? No....fecking partying while the cats away ffs no i aint insulted no one
babs sold the machine
_amiss has turned into a loose woman now andrea is on honeymoon
you been on street corners again
Oh, do I wish I were a loose woman!
I am...well sometimes "thats ya ibs playing up | |||
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"Feck me I disappear for a few hours and what's going on? Voddy have you sorted the cast yet? Samiss have you found my coffee machine? No....fecking partying while the cats away ffs no i aint insulted no one
babs sold the machine
_amiss has turned into a loose woman now andrea is on honeymoon
you been on street corners again
I never asked about insults ffs...babs need to get that back.
And to think see fecking waved to me yesterday..fecking cheek of it
And _amiss would look good on loose women...but can she wear fivers on there?
And where were you fecking spying on me..nosy fecker"I have a special dispensation to wear them, coz they didn't want me p*****g on the studio floor | |||
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"Feck me I disappear for a few hours and what's going on? Voddy have you sorted the cast yet? Samiss have you found my coffee machine? No....fecking partying while the cats away ffs no i aint insulted no one
babs sold the machine
_amiss has turned into a loose woman now andrea is on honeymoon
you been on street corners again
Oh, do I wish I were a loose woman!
I am...well sometimes thats ya ibs playing up"Hahaha | |||
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"Honest officer, I didn’t sell it, I borrowed it ... for several days. Give me an hour and I’ll ... er ... return it small problem babs you will have to wait for the porn shop to open in morning to get it back"Bugger! I’m gagging for a brew as well ... Mistress won’t be happy. | |||
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"Honest officer, I didn’t sell it, I borrowed it ... for several days. Give me an hour and I’ll ... er ... return it small problem babs you will have to wait for the porn shop to open in morning to get it back
Bugger! I’m gagging for a brew as well ... Mistress won’t be happy. "*we don't have to tell her* | |||
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"Honest officer, I didn’t sell it, I borrowed it ... for several days. Give me an hour and I’ll ... er ... return it small problem babs you will have to wait for the porn shop to open in morning to get it back
Bugger! I’m gagging for a brew as well ... Mistress won’t be happy. "wouldent like to be in ur shoes when she finds out | |||
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"Honest officer, I didn’t sell it, I borrowed it ... for several days. Give me an hour and I’ll ... er ... return it small problem babs you will have to wait for the porn shop to open in morning to get it back
Bugger! I’m gagging for a brew as well ... Mistress won’t be happy.
*we don't have to tell her* "she will sniff it out you know what she like dog with two tails | |||
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"Honest officer, I didn’t sell it, I borrowed it ... for several days. Give me an hour and I’ll ... er ... return it "Your two hours drive away ffs | |||
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"Honest officer, I didn’t sell it, I borrowed it ... for several days. Give me an hour and I’ll ... er ... return it
Your two hours drive away ffs"I’ll get someone to come round ... not in a menacing kind of way  but with a brew ... until I can manage to recover your machine | |||
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"Feck me I disappear for a few hours and what's going on? Voddy have you sorted the cast yet? Samiss have you found my coffee machine? No....fecking partying while the cats away ffs no i aint insulted no one
babs sold the machine
_amiss has turned into a loose woman now andrea is on honeymoon
you been on street corners again
Oh, do I wish I were a loose woman!
I am...well sometimes thats ya ibs playing up"Hey cosmos got me some lovely holdups today...one in a million that girl  | |||
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"Honest officer, I didn’t sell it, I borrowed it ... for several days. Give me an hour and I’ll ... er ... return it small problem babs you will have to wait for the porn shop to open in morning to get it back
Bugger! I’m gagging for a brew as well ... Mistress won’t be happy.
*we don't have to tell her* "I've had to put the percolator on ffs | |||
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"Honest officer, I didn’t sell it, I borrowed it ... for several days. Give me an hour and I’ll ... er ... return it small problem babs you will have to wait for the porn shop to open in morning to get it back
Bugger! I’m gagging for a brew as well ... Mistress won’t be happy.
*we don't have to tell her* "Ahem | |||
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"Honest officer, I didn’t sell it, I borrowed it ... for several days. Give me an hour and I’ll ... er ... return it small problem babs you will have to wait for the porn shop to open in morning to get it back
Bugger! I’m gagging for a brew as well ... Mistress won’t be happy.
*we don't have to tell her*
I've had to put the percolator on ffs"Never mind! Ok, my peepers keep closing, so I bid you all a good night mwah xx | |||
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"Honest officer, I didn’t sell it, I borrowed it ... for several days. Give me an hour and I’ll ... er ... return it small problem babs you will have to wait for the porn shop to open in morning to get it back
Bugger! I’m gagging for a brew as well ... Mistress won’t be happy.
*we don't have to tell her*
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"Honest officer, I didn’t sell it, I borrowed it ... for several days. Give me an hour and I’ll ... er ... return it small problem babs you will have to wait for the porn shop to open in morning to get it back
Bugger! I’m gagging for a brew as well ... Mistress won’t be happy.
*we don't have to tell her*
I've had to put the percolator on ffs
Never mind! Ok, my peepers keep closing, so I bid you all a good night mwah xx"Bugger....I just done it again...fecking conked out with a chocolate biscuit in my hand... | |||
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"Honest officer, I didn’t sell it, I borrowed it ... for several days. Give me an hour and I’ll ... er ... return it small problem babs you will have to wait for the porn shop to open in morning to get it back
Bugger! I’m gagging for a brew as well ... Mistress won’t be happy.
*we don't have to tell her*
I've had to put the percolator on ffs
Never mind! Ok, my peepers keep closing, so I bid you all a good night mwah xx
Bugger....I just done it again...fecking conked out with a chocolate biscuit in my hand... "Ah bless ya! | |||
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"Morning feckers xx I'm hard at work" Morning Voddy, have a good Monday! | |||
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"Morning feckers xx I'm hard at work" Stood on a fecking corner smoking a fag | |||
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"Morning feckers xx I'm hard at work Morning Voddy, have a good Monday! "Morning to you both ....don't forget £land for your pads _amiss | |||
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"Morning feckers xx I'm hard at work Morning Voddy, have a good Monday!
Morning to you both ....don't forget £land for your pads _amiss "Yep it's on my shopping list Mistress | |||
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"Morning feckers xx I'm hard at work Morning Voddy, have a good Monday!
Morning to you both ....don't forget £land for your pads _amiss
Yep it's on my shopping list Mistress "Have look if they sell holdups for a quid too. But I doubt they will be as good as the ones from morrisons that I had bought for me | |||
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"Morning feckers xx I'm hard at work Morning Voddy, have a good Monday!
Morning to you both ....don't forget £land for your pads _amiss
Yep it's on my shopping list Mistress
Have look if they sell holdups for a quid too.
But I doubt they will be as good as the ones from morrisons that I had bought for me "I doubt it, but i'll look for you! | |||
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"Morning feckers xx I'm hard at work Morning Voddy, have a good Monday!
Morning to you both ....don't forget £land for your pads _amiss
Yep it's on my shopping list Mistress
Have look if they sell holdups for a quid too.
But I doubt they will be as good as the ones from morrisons that I had bought for me
I doubt it, but i'll look for you! "Thank you lovely | |||
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"Morning feckers xx I'm hard at work Morning Voddy, have a good Monday!
Morning to you both ....don't forget £land for your pads _amiss
Yep it's on my shopping list Mistress
Have look if they sell holdups for a quid too.
But I doubt they will be as good as the ones from morrisons that I had bought for me
I doubt it, but i'll look for you!
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"Morning feckers xx I'm hard at work Morning Voddy, have a good Monday!
Morning to you both ....don't forget £land for your pads _amiss
Yep it's on my shopping list Mistress
Have look if they sell holdups for a quid too.
But I doubt they will be as good as the ones from morrisons that I had bought for me
I doubt it, but i'll look for you!
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Welcome«hugs»"Think you had better save some of them for when I've paid the garage for my car  | |||
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"Morning feckers xx I'm hard at work Stood on a fecking corner smoking a fag" wernt was walking round a Fecken lake | |||
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"Morning feckers xx I'm hard at work Stood on a fecking corner smoking a fagwernt was walking round a Fecken lake" Smoking a fag | |||
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"Morning feckers xx I'm hard at work Stood on a fecking corner smoking a fagwernt was walking round a Fecken lake Smoking a fag "yeah I was | |||
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"Morning feckers xx I'm hard at work Morning Voddy, have a good Monday!
Morning to you both ....don't forget £land for your pads _amiss
Yep it's on my shopping list Mistress
Have look if they sell holdups for a quid too.
But I doubt they will be as good as the ones from morrisons that I had bought for me
I doubt it, but i'll look for you!
Thank you lovely
Welcome«hugs»
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"4 more hrs then off till the 18th
Destroys now "Feck me I sent that from when I was on bus going to pick car up
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"Morning feckers xx I'm hard at work Morning Voddy, have a good Monday!
Morning to you both ....don't forget £land for your pads _amiss
Yep it's on my shopping list Mistress
Have look if they sell holdups for a quid too.
But I doubt they will be as good as the ones from morrisons that I had bought for me
I doubt it, but i'll look for you!
Thank you lovely
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Think you had better save some of them for when I've paid the garage for my car
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"Honey I'm home now where's me coffee
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"Honey I'm home now where's me coffee
Ask babs ffs havent you heard shes been done for handling stolen goods she went to the porn shop to redeem it and they called the rozzers apparently it was on a list of goods stolen from tescos"Well feck me...that explains where she's bin. And that will teach her trying to rob a robber | |||
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"Honey I'm home now where's me coffee
Ask babs ffs havent you heard shes been done for handling stolen goods she went to the porn shop to redeem it and they called the rozzers apparently it was on a list of goods stolen from tescos
Well feck me...that explains where she's bin.
And that will teach her trying to rob a robber "oh shes landed on her feet they have put her in strange ways for the night she wont be getting no sleep | |||
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"Honey I'm home now where's me coffee
Ask babs ffs havent you heard shes been done for handling stolen goods she went to the porn shop to redeem it and they called the rozzers apparently it was on a list of goods stolen from tescos
Well feck me...that explains where she's bin.
And that will teach her trying to rob a robber oh shes landed on her feet they have put her in strange ways for the night she wont be getting no sleep "That's right next door to fake city...I bet she gets a few fake handbags on her way home...lucky bugger | |||
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"Honey I'm home now where's me coffee
Ask babs ffs havent you heard shes been done for handling stolen goods she went to the porn shop to redeem it and they called the rozzers apparently it was on a list of goods stolen from tescos
Well feck me...that explains where she's bin.
And that will teach her trying to rob a robber oh shes landed on her feet they have put her in strange ways for the night she wont be getting no sleep
That's right next door to fake city...I bet she gets a few fake handbags on her way home...lucky bugger "she sells them on her market stall | |||
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