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By *ronj1 OP Man over a year ago

Galway

As the title suggests

What your cheesiest chat up lines funnier the better

Mine is hey are your legs tired coz you've been running around my mind all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you an electrician because there was a spark when you came in the room?

Her answer

Are you a fishmonger

No why

Cos ya fucking stink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me : You look a lot like my third wife.

Her : how many times have you been married?

Me : twice

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

You must be good with a spanner cos my nuts tighten everytime I see you..

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Him: Do you sleep on your stomach?

Her: No.

Him: Can I?

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

You're a 9 and I'm the 1 you're looking for

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show santa exactly what I want for Christmas.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Girl if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off.

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

If you were my pinky toe I'd bang you on every piece of furniture in the house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you were my pinky toe I'd bang you on every piece of furniture in the house

Nice legs what time do they open

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Do you have any plasters cause I skinned my knees when I fell for you

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

Have you got a mirror in your pants 'cos I can see myself in them...

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By *inful xWoman over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world ?

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By *ronj1 OP Man over a year ago

Galway

"If you were my pinky toe I'd bang you on every piece of furniture in the house

Some very funny ones but think this has gotta be my favourite

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin' out my package.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Do you work at Subway? Because you gave me a foot long.

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By *amelman7823Man over a year ago

Ashbourne

For a fat girl you dont sweat very much, and by the way my futon pulls out but i dont !

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By *ild_oatsMan over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

I always think something subtle like....

Can I fist punch you in your fart box... ??

Works best

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