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Cream teas ....?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Sorry... not cream pies or anything naughty sadly.
I genuinely want to know who likes a cream tea?
Iv been speaking to a lovely lady, and when I suggested going for one as a social so (shockingly) told me she doesn’t like them.
Now I don’t like cream and I don’t really drink tea, but when you combine those two things with a scone and jam then you’ve basically created the meaning of life.
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Im a farmers wife and cream tea just the best, but its a devon girl here so devon clotted cream, married to a cornish guy so its me with the cream first and him with the jam first. slight discussion every time |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Im a farmers wife and cream tea just the best, but its a devon girl here so devon clotted cream, married to a cornish guy so its me with the cream first and him with the jam first. slight discussion every time"
Jam first for me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im a farmers wife and cream tea just the best, but its a devon girl here so devon clotted cream, married to a cornish guy so its me with the cream first and him with the jam first. slight discussion every time"
I hope we are not about to start a war here with you and your man.... haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im a farmers wife and cream tea just the best, but its a devon girl here so devon clotted cream, married to a cornish guy so its me with the cream first and him with the jam first. slight discussion every time"
Has to be jam first, otherwise the cream ends up a mixed up mess that looks unappealing  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im a farmers wife and cream tea just the best, but its a devon girl here so devon clotted cream, married to a cornish guy so its me with the cream first and him with the jam first. slight discussion every time
Has to be jam first, otherwise the cream ends up a mixed up mess that looks unappealing "
Jam first!?!! What kind of 3rd world county were you raised in...?
That’s like not putting butter in a sandwich just because it all so has mayo in it. Of course you still butter the bread ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will have scone but just with jam. I don't like cream. The scone also has to be plain and not with sultanas or currants."
My dear, you must try it once. Clotted is the best. I’m not a cream lover myself |
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"Love a cream tea.
Pot of tea, warm fresh scones, blackcurrant jam first, then clotted cream.
Best served with the right company  "
That’s only because the wrong company would try and flick the cream into your cleavage.
Errr, probably |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Love a cream tea.
Pot of tea, warm fresh scones, blackcurrant jam first, then clotted cream.
Best served with the right company
That’s only because the wrong company would try and flick the cream into your cleavage.
Errr, probably "
There will be no such behaviour at my table when enjoying one of life’s great pleasantries. Good god man, pull yourself together |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh I love them. Not sure you'd be inclined to want to meet me again after I'd been sat their scoffing them down though  "
“Them down” ....?
One assumes you are referring to the number of scones served with a cream tea, usually two, and not saying you’d have more than own cream tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't beat a cream tea... make it a champagne cream tea and now you're talking!!!!  "
A bloody what?!? I suppose you’ll want a kebab after it to!
Sacrilege |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Love a cream tea.
Pot of tea, warm fresh scones, blackcurrant jam first, then clotted cream.
Best served with the right company
That’s only because the wrong company would try and flick the cream into your cleavage.
Errr, probably
There will be no such behaviour at my table when enjoying one of life’s great pleasantries. Good god man, pull yourself together "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had cream teas on several meets, even one in bed!! "
Is it true you joined this site as an excuse just to be able to eat more cream teas? I salute you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't beat a cream tea... make it a champagne cream tea and now you're talking!!!!
A bloody what?!? I suppose you’ll want a kebab after it to!
Sacrilege "
You still have tea (English breakfast) scones etc ... all finished off with a glass of champagne... don't knock it till you try it... goes with clotted cream and jam nicely !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So, essentially a posh cup of tea and a biscuit. And people pay mucho hard earned cash for that?
Heathen!  "
It’s ok, we can’t all be equal to another. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate tea
There’s always one. I hope they find a cure and then you to can join us in this exuberant dance on the tastebuds "
Guess I could hold my nose and swallow |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't remember the last time I had a cream tea  "
Well my dear, may I suggest one indulges as soon as she can. Do come back and tell us all about it won’t you.... and please, layer the cream and jam accordingly x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate tea
There’s always one. I hope they find a cure and then you to can join us in this exuberant dance on the tastebuds
Guess I could hold my nose and swallow "
It’s not I’m a celebrity! Although I admire your willingness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate tea
There’s always one. I hope they find a cure and then you to can join us in this exuberant dance on the tastebuds
Guess I could hold my nose and swallow
It’s not I’m a celebrity! Although I admire your willingness "
I like scones and jam and cream but not tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like coffee too to be fair but, something about the China cups and classy nature of cream tea is rather good. Now a champagne afternoon tea, well then "
Champagne now your talking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate tea
There’s always one. I hope they find a cure and then you to can join us in this exuberant dance on the tastebuds
Guess I could hold my nose and swallow
It’s not I’m a celebrity! Although I admire your willingness
I like scones and jam and cream but not tea "
Il drink your tea then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had cream teas on several meets, even one in bed!!
Is it true you joined this site as an excuse just to be able to eat more cream teas? I salute you
It's a good reason!  "
It’s dedication and I admire it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate tea
There’s always one. I hope they find a cure and then you to can join us in this exuberant dance on the tastebuds
Guess I could hold my nose and swallow
It’s not I’m a celebrity! Although I admire your willingness
I like scones and jam and cream but not tea
Il drink your tea then"
Ok |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate tea
There’s always one. I hope they find a cure and then you to can join us in this exuberant dance on the tastebuds
Guess I could hold my nose and swallow
It’s not I’m a celebrity! Although I admire your willingness
I like scones and jam and cream but not tea
Il drink your tea then
Ok "
A problem shared is a problem solved |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Cream on top.
Vintage china.
I agree with it all. Apart from the word “vintage”.
Makes me angry "
Why?
I love the old china. It's beautiful. I will admit that the word 'vintage' is over-used... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cream on top.
Vintage china.
I agree with it all. Apart from the word “vintage”.
Makes me angry
Why?
I love the old china. It's beautiful. I will admit that the word 'vintage' is over-used..."
The word is now used to sell second hand clothing to trendy kids. What used to be £7.50 for dear old Vera’s coat at the local charity/cancer/heart shop is now £100 quid on eBay because it’s “vintage”. What’s worse is people are producing clothing, as New, and calling it “vintage” or..... I swear I saw some items for sale online classed as vintage because they were from way way way back ....2006.
Thank god we still have the antiques road show |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hate tea
There’s always one. I hope they find a cure and then you to can join us in this exuberant dance on the tastebuds
Guess I could hold my nose and swallow
It’s not I’m a celebrity! Although I admire your willingness
I like scones and jam and cream but not tea
Il drink your tea then
Ok "
May I point out that although close enough to enjoy a cream tea together, my age means one can not message you to arrange such splendour |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So, essentially a posh cup of tea and a biscuit. And people pay mucho hard earned cash for that?
Heathen!
Coffee n donuts "
Is another thread entirely. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh I love them. Not sure you'd be inclined to want to meet me again after I'd been sat their scoffing them down though
“Them down” ....?
One assumes you are referring to the number of scones served with a cream tea, usually two, and not saying you’d have more than own cream tea "
I would never try to take one off another plate no.....  |
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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Sorry... not cream pies or anything naughty sadly.
I genuinely want to know who likes a cream tea?
Iv been speaking to a lovely lady, and when I suggested going for one as a social so (shockingly) told me she doesn’t like them.
Now I don’t like cream and I don’t really drink tea, but when you combine those two things with a scone and jam then you’ve basically created the meaning of life.
X"
Just put on your profile you want to take a woman for a cream tea you will have lots of offers I reckon |
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"Im a farmers wife and cream tea just the best, but its a devon girl here so devon clotted cream, married to a cornish guy so its me with the cream first and him with the jam first. slight discussion every time
Jam first for me "
just to add some more controversy, do you say scone to rhyme with cone or gone?....
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I like tea, cakes and scones (not fussed about dinky sarnies) and I even like the cake stands 