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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We dreamed a dream of two fine mouses
tall they were and true
they lived in one of your stately houses
in jackets of blue and braided trousees
and happy as happy as ever a mouse is
though there were only two..a two..
though there were only two
row row row the boat
gently down the stream
merrily merrily merrily merrily
life is but a dream
but one mouse said let's leave these shores
lets sail away dear please
this shoe will do if we hold the oars
and row it along with our delicate paws
we'll row it across the mahogany floors
till we find the stilton cheese, the cheese
till we find the stilton cheese
row row row the boat
softly on the floor
flippety floppety slippety sloppety
who could ask for more
they rowed and they rowed without a care
but didn't look where they went
well you may ask how you would fare
travelling backwards without a care
when you suddenly came to the top of stairs
well over the stairs they went, they went
over the stairs they went
bing bang bong the bup
heavily down the stairs
biggledy baggledy bobbledy buppedy
down the apples and pairs
they picked them up from their awful fall
and dusted off their knees
then down the hall by the kitchen wall
they rode and you could hear them call
or you could if they hadn't been quite so small
where is that stilton cheese, that cheese
where is that loverly cheese
row row row the boat
over the kitchen floor
wriggley wraggley into the tunnely
under the larder door
they searched the dishes and tried to spot 'em
find me a nice bit please
twas slippery there but they had forgotten
they tripped and slipped in something rotten
and covered themselves from top to bottom
with stinking stilton cheese, with cheese
revolting stilton cheese
close close close your nose
what a dreadful pong
stickity stockety hippity hoppety
what a smelly song
the mice decided they needed a wash
they smelt a bit its true
they filled the basin with orange squash
and jumped right in with a splish and a splosh
to wash and polish until they were posh
and sticky and pretty as new, as new
stickily pretty as new
row row hoe the boat
sticky with orange squash
lickily stickily blibbily blubbely
what a lot of bosh
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