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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You open the fridge and it is almost empty

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Your wrist aches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have more batteries in stock than Toys R Us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t even make it to the fridge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have more batteries in stock than Toys R Us"

Why though

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

I just food shop for the week on Saturday mornings. An almost empty fridge is not uncommon for me after the Friday evening meal! Aching wrist..yep totally agree ha ha.

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By *innerdateMan over a year ago

Leigh

You have to go to your Works Christmas party all on your own

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By *ilent.KnightMan over a year ago

Swindon

You can sleep like a starfish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You don't need to shave your legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don't need to shave your legs "

Disgusting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can do what you like when you like without answering to anybody

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your user name is “shag tonight”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have to plan your own birthday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You wake up alone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have to plan your own birthday"

Happy B’Day Boy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You wake up alone"

Not really because your partner might have left for work early

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your wank sock is so stiff you can use it as a makeshift hammer!

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By *rank n BettyCouple over a year ago

Not meeting

"You open the fridge and it is almost empty

Same as when you have kids

B x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

....when u are driving around at 4 in the morning looking for a 24hour shop that sells foot pump adaptors to pump air into your blow up sex doll

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You get to watch what you want on TV

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

When you tidy up and go out for the day, you come back and everything is exactly where you left it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're having lots of sex with lots of different people without any limitations.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You open the fridge and it is almost empty

Doesn't that mean mummy hasn't been shopping yet?

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By *icky-discoMan over a year ago

oxford

You know your single when you can do what the fuck you want and when you want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you tidy up and go out for the day, you come back and everything is exactly where you left it "

Oh I fucking wish.

Not all single people live alone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have to plan your own birthday"

You buy your own Caterpillar cake to celebrate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think it should have been specified as single, no children, not living with anyone.

That must be bliss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you tidy up and go out for the day, you come back and everything is exactly where you left it "

When you don't really have to tidy up before going out because,,, who's going to know?

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Wen you get in from work and its just the cat that's wateing for you to get home

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"When you tidy up and go out for the day, you come back and everything is exactly where you left it

When you don't really have to tidy up before going out because,,, who's going to know?"

Haha yes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you tidy up and go out for the day, you come back and everything is exactly where you left it

When you don't really have to tidy up before going out because,,, who's going to know?"

preach

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you can do what you want when you want but cant be bothered because its only you it affects

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You wake up alone"

Worse than that, you go to bed alone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know you are single when ......

You go to work every day from a different direction

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You open the fridge and it is almost empty

Same as when you have kids

B x"
That is right too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You open the fridge and it is almost empty

Doesn't that mean mummy hasn't been shopping yet?

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It does too, but meant the food that is for me, usually some chicken and tuna

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By *ammyDodgaMan over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Silence is golden....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You go to bed alone, you wake up alone, you spend the weekend alone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You attend a wedding on your own (Friday gone... sweet misery)

You sleep diagonally across the bed and use both pillows.

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By *unniebee1970Woman over a year ago

The Hive

No wet towels on the bathroom floor.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You wake up and the person licking your face is your dog...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think it should have been specified as single, no children, not living with anyone.

That must be bliss. "

Not all the time, it gets quite lonely

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