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over a year ago
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"I'll make it for you now.... might be a tad cold by the time I get there though
could u do mine after her.. ill have a full english...xx"
No probs... I'll be roughly 12hrs |
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"Lazy ass bint what's up do ya think ya Scottish now? Sod ya cup a tea where's me breakfast biatch? Xx
Nah im part of the united nations, now get me tea, and be quick about it xxx "
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"I'll make it for you now.... might be a tad cold by the time I get there though
could u do mine after her.. ill have a full english...xx
No probs... I'll be roughly 12hrs "
ok but do u think u could bring it to my local pub x |
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"cuppa tea in bed made for you....... what is that again nobody to make me one if i want a brew have to do it myself "
tell you what you should do
1. arrange a meet
2. lock all doors and windows
3. tell him he has to make you a nice cooked breakfast and bring it to you in bed
4. if good cook keep him until after lunch.
5 if really good cook keep him locked in cupboard and only allow out at feeding time |
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"cuppa tea in bed made for you....... what is that again nobody to make me one if i want a brew have to do it myself
tell you what you should do
1. arrange a meet
2. lock all doors and windows
3. tell him he has to make you a nice cooked breakfast and bring it to you in bed
4. if good cook keep him until after lunch.
5 if really good cook keep him locked in cupboard and only allow out at feeding time "
You've just described my marriage |
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"cuppa tea in bed made for you....... what is that again nobody to make me one if i want a brew have to do it myself
tell you what you should do
1. arrange a meet
2. lock all doors and windows
3. tell him he has to make you a nice cooked breakfast and bring it to you in bed
4. if good cook keep him until after lunch.
5 if really good cook keep him locked in cupboard and only allow out at feeding time
You've just described my marriage "
ahh you see good minds think alike |
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