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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

As you were

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thirty dancing.

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening james xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thirty dancing."

Who have thought it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thirty dancing.

Who have thought it "

Bugger I forgot...evening jim

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"evening james xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

*Moves hips* oh, sorry. It's no dancing in here.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thirty dancing.

Who have thought it

Bugger I forgot...evening jim "

I should do a special thread or something.

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening Jim

*Moves hips* oh, sorry. It's no dancing in here."

mmmmmmmmmmm jim when you move like that

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Evening m'dear, the last time I did any dancing was at Cham's earlier this year, but ma towel fell down

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

bugga me Davina McCall is splitting from husband Matthew Robertson after 17 years of marriage.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Jim

*Moves hips* oh, sorry. It's no dancing in here.mmmmmmmmmmm jim when you move like that "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs "
its ya age dear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs its ya age dear "

I know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs its ya age dear

I know "

Got a birthday coming up soon and I can't for the fecking life of me...remember my birthday ffs

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs its ya age dear

I know

Got a birthday coming up soon and I can't for the fecking life of me...remember my birthday ffs "

Check your birth certificate!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs its ya age dear

I know

Got a birthday coming up soon and I can't for the fecking life of me...remember my birthday ffs

Check your birth certificate! "

Just have....just before xmas ffs

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs its ya age dear

I know

Got a birthday coming up soon and I can't for the fecking life of me...remember my birthday ffs

Check your birth certificate!

Just have....just before xmas ffs "

Mine's just after no one ever wants to celebrate with me, apart from hubby, of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs its ya age dear

I know

Got a birthday coming up soon and I can't for the fecking life of me...remember my birthday ffs

Check your birth certificate!

Just have....just before xmas ffs

Mine's just after no one ever wants to celebrate with me, apart from hubby, of course "

Oh I don't know about that

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs its ya age dear

I know

Got a birthday coming up soon and I can't for the fecking life of me...remember my birthday ffs

Check your birth certificate!

Just have....just before xmas ffs

Mine's just after no one ever wants to celebrate with me, apart from hubby, of course

Oh I don't know about that "

It's between Christmas and New year, that quiet time

Feeling a bit s***** this morning, bloody AB's.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs its ya age dear

I know

Got a birthday coming up soon and I can't for the fecking life of me...remember my birthday ffs

Check your birth certificate!

Just have....just before xmas ffs

Mine's just after no one ever wants to celebrate with me, apart from hubby, of course

Oh I don't know about that

It's between Christmas and New year, that quiet time

Feeling a bit s***** this morning, bloody AB's. "

Big {{{Hugs}}}

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs its ya age dear

I know

Got a birthday coming up soon and I can't for the fecking life of me...remember my birthday ffs

Check your birth certificate!

Just have....just before xmas ffs

Mine's just after no one ever wants to celebrate with me, apart from hubby, of course

Oh I don't know about that

It's between Christmas and New year, that quiet time

Feeling a bit s***** this morning, bloody AB's.

Big {{{Hugs}}} "

Thank you darling

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs its ya age dear

I know

Got a birthday coming up soon and I can't for the fecking life of me...remember my birthday ffs

Check your birth certificate!

Just have....just before xmas ffs

Mine's just after no one ever wants to celebrate with me, apart from hubby, of course

Oh I don't know about that

It's between Christmas and New year, that quiet time

Feeling a bit s***** this morning, bloody AB's. "

morning sami xxx huggles

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs its ya age dear

I know

Got a birthday coming up soon and I can't for the fecking life of me...remember my birthday ffs

Check your birth certificate!

Just have....just before xmas ffs

Mine's just after no one ever wants to celebrate with me, apart from hubby, of course

Oh I don't know about that

It's between Christmas and New year, that quiet time

Feeling a bit s***** this morning, bloody AB's. morning sami xxx huggles"

Morning darling, thank you xx

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs its ya age dear

I know

Got a birthday coming up soon and I can't for the fecking life of me...remember my birthday ffs

Check your birth certificate!

Just have....just before xmas ffs "

Did they have birth certificates when you were created

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent"

Maybe having a lie in

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent"

Here I am sweetie

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning Cosmos Happy Sunday.xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie "

Oh bugger

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie

Oh bugger "

Are you in trouble?

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"Morning Cosmos Happy Sunday.xx"

And to you

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie

Oh bugger

Are you in trouble? "

I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie

Oh bugger

Are you in trouble? "

Me?

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie

Oh bugger

Are you in trouble?

I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me "

morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie

Oh bugger

Are you in trouble?

I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me "

No of course not.

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie

Oh bugger

Are you in trouble?

Me? "

Yes you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie

Oh bugger

Are you in trouble?

I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed "

Phew

I can bugger off for a bit now

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie

Oh bugger

Are you in trouble?

I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed "

Has she been to poundland looking for a santa hat and jingle bells?

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie

Oh bugger

Are you in trouble?

I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed

Phew

I can bugger off for a bit now "

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow "

I hear it's gone downhill lately

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie

Oh bugger

Are you in trouble?

I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed

Phew

I can bugger off for a bit now "

bit of what

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately "

how did you know my one is on a hill

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill"

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them....."

That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill"

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now "

is he dishy

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now is he dishy "

Absolutely fabulous darling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now "

Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now

Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on "

Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now

Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on

Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend "

I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now

Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on

Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend

I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs"

Don't let it get so iced up next time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now

Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on

Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend

I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs

Don't let it get so iced up next time "

Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs

Wish I could post pictures here

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now

Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on

Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend

I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs

Don't let it get so iced up next time

Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs

Wish I could post pictures here "

Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now

Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on

Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend

I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs

Don't let it get so iced up next time

Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs

Wish I could post pictures here

Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for "

Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's that fecking brush?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now

Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on

Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend

I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs

Don't let it get so iced up next time

Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs

Wish I could post pictures here

Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for

Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's

that fecking brush? "

It's up the ass

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now

Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on

Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend

I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs

Don't let it get so iced up next time

Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs

Wish I could post pictures here

Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for

Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's that fecking brush? "

Yes, seems to have got a little off track, never mind, back to it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now

Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on

Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend

I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs

Don't let it get so iced up next time

Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs

Wish I could post pictures here

Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for

Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's that fecking brush?

Yes, seems to have got a little off track, never mind, back to it! "

Fecking hairdryer keeps overheating

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now

Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on

Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend

I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs

Don't let it get so iced up next time

Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs

Wish I could post pictures here

Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for

Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's that fecking brush?

Yes, seems to have got a little off track, never mind, back to it!

Fecking hairdryer keeps overheating "

Oh dear, New hair dryer for Christmas for her?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now

Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on

Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend

I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs

Don't let it get so iced up next time

Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs

Wish I could post pictures here

Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for

Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's that fecking brush?

Yes, seems to have got a little off track, never mind, back to it!

Fecking hairdryer keeps overheating

Oh dear, New hair dryer for Christmas for her? "

Feck off she's just buggered off to get ugh boots for xmas...lightning my pockets ffs

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now

Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on

Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend

I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs

Don't let it get so iced up next time

Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs

Wish I could post pictures here

Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for

Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's that fecking brush?

Yes, seems to have got a little off track, never mind, back to it!

Fecking hairdryer keeps overheating

Oh dear, New hair dryer for Christmas for her?

Feck off she's just buggered off to get ugh boots for xmas...lightning my pockets ffs"

Haha, bless her. Children are a joy aren't they

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now

Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on

Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend

I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs

Don't let it get so iced up next time

Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs

Wish I could post pictures here

Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for

Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's that fecking brush?

Yes, seems to have got a little off track, never mind, back to it!

Fecking hairdryer keeps overheating

Oh dear, New hair dryer for Christmas for her?

Feck off she's just buggered off to get ugh boots for xmas...lightning my pockets ffs

Haha, bless her. Children are a joy aren't they "

Sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I've fecking just done it thank feck...and the hairdryer is still working

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Well I've fecking just done it thank feck...and the hairdryer is still working "
and very nice it looks too bit empty though

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well I've fecking just done it thank feck...and the hairdryer is still working "

Excellent, well done, that's your good deed for the day!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I've fecking just done it thank feck...and the hairdryer is still working and very nice it looks too bit empty though"

Don't you start spend my money too ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie

Oh bugger

Are you in trouble?

I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed

Phew

I can bugger off for a bit now

"

Your getting to handy with that ninja aren't you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow "

Fecking gobshite...just looked up the fecking thread

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie

Oh bugger

Are you in trouble?

I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed

Phew

I can bugger off for a bit now

Your getting to handy with that ninja aren't you "

Love the ninja, just learnt to do it! cats bum is still my favourite though!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie

Oh bugger

Are you in trouble?

I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed

Phew

I can bugger off for a bit now bit of what"

Aye you seen what the bit of what was ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them....."

Especially when their handbrakes are fecked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill"

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie

Oh bugger

Are you in trouble?

I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed

Phew

I can bugger off for a bit now

Your getting to handy with that ninja aren't you

Love the ninja, just learnt to do it! cats bum is still my favourite though! "

() me too and that one cat's arse

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent

Here I am sweetie

Oh bugger

Are you in trouble?

I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed

Phew

I can bugger off for a bit now

Your getting to handy with that ninja aren't you

Love the ninja, just learnt to do it! cats bum is still my favourite though!

() me too and that one cat's arse "

Hehe

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck "

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door "

Yer but your fecking Harriet Houdini when you want to be

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door "

now thats fecking evil to do that to you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you "

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs "

and your the wicked witch of the west coast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast "

Live on the fecking east coast

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast "

() cat's arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse "

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffs

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffs"

male strippers

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers"

I agree with Voddy

Hello

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello "

evening babs passes a bottle

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle"

Gin? You’re a love

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers"

Feck that...I'm a lover of the female form ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? female strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle"

Bin down the fecking food bank again eh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love "

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle"

Voddy, may I have a crabbies please?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs "

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Voddy, may I have a crabbies please? "

Pours cosmos a large crabbies that will warm the cockles gives mistress the look

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Voddy, may I have a crabbies please? "

Fecking brandy and crabbies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip? "

Any shandy's there?

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Voddy, may I have a crabbies please?

Fecking brandy and crabbies "

pray where did the young lady ask for brandy crabbies is ginger wine

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? "

have a fecken latte

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Voddy, may I have a crabbies please? Pours cosmos a large crabbies that will warm the cockles gives mistress the look"

Don't give her it...she's got a fecking pint sized hip flask in her fecking bag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Voddy, may I have a crabbies please?

Fecking brandy and crabbies pray where did the young lady ask for brandy crabbies is ginger wine "

Now look fecking up^^^

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte"

I've had 8 today ffs

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs"

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Voddy, may I have a crabbies please?

Fecking brandy and crabbies pray where did the young lady ask for brandy crabbies is ginger wine

Now look fecking up^^^ "

it dont say brandy its you trying to cause truble again

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs"

your be piddlin all night

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte "

ive got a baileys latte

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte "

That cosmos will be back with her hip flask now

Sugar babs?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte"

That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte"

Feck have you robbed the offy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte

That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all "

Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte

That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all

Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers "

they were looking for you after that hit and run

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte

That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all

Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run"

I know....I done a deal

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By *osmosgirlWoman  over a year ago

Wetherby


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte

That cosmos will be back with her hip flask now

Sugar babs? "

It's empty now....hic.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte

That cosmos will be back with her hip flask now

Sugar babs?

It's empty now....hic....."

I bet it is....this lot are leading you astray ffs

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte

That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all

Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run

I know....I done a deal "

Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte

That cosmos will be back with her hip flask now

Sugar babs?

It's empty now....hic.....

I bet it is....this lot are leading you astray ffs "

its alright shes sat on karlof and im leading him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte

That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all

Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run

I know....I done a deal

Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law "

Yeah your ok bads I think they've shot _oddy in the clink

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte

That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all

Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run

I know....I done a deal

Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law "

your safe babs its gobbidrawers there they want

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte

That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all

Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run

I know....I done a deal

Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law

Yeah your ok bads I think they've shot _oddy in the clink "

could have been in the arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte

That cosmos will be back with her hip flask now

Sugar babs?

It's empty now....hic.....

I bet it is....this lot are leading you astray ffs its alright shes sat on karlof and im leading him"

Ffs sake another escape artist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte

That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all

Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run

I know....I done a deal

Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law

Yeah your ok bads I think they've shot _oddy in the clink could have been in the arse"

Fecking easy target

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte

That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all

Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run

I know....I done a deal

Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law

Yeah your ok bads I think they've shot _oddy in the clink could have been in the arse

Fecking easy target "

its a good job nigel can pick locks

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

A middle-aged woman seemed shy as she visited her gynecologist.

"Come on now," coaxed the doctor. "You've been seeing me for years. There's nothing that you can't tell me."

"Well this is kind of strange" the woman said.

"Let me be the judge of that." said the doctor.

"Well," she said. Yesterday when I went to the bathroom in the morning I heard a strange plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked in the toilet the water was full of pennies."

"I see," commented the doctor calmly.

"Then in the afternoon when I went to the bathroom again, plink-plink-plink there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.

"That night," she went on, "I went again & plink-plink-plink, there were quarters. This morning there were loonies."

"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me," she begged. "I'm scared out of my wits."

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.

(READY FOR THIS?)

"You're simply going through the change."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte

That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all

Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run

I know....I done a deal

Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law

Yeah your ok bads I think they've shot _oddy in the clink could have been in the arse

Fecking easy target its a good job nigel can pick locks "

What! They nabbed the mad fecking donkey too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A middle-aged woman seemed shy as she visited her gynecologist.

"Come on now," coaxed the doctor. "You've been seeing me for years. There's nothing that you can't tell me."

"Well this is kind of strange" the woman said.

"Let me be the judge of that." said the doctor.

"Well," she said. Yesterday when I went to the bathroom in the morning I heard a strange plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked in the toilet the water was full of pennies."

"I see," commented the doctor calmly.

"Then in the afternoon when I went to the bathroom again, plink-plink-plink there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.

"That night," she went on, "I went again & plink-plink-plink, there were quarters. This morning there were loonies."

"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me," she begged. "I'm scared out of my wits."

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.

(READY FOR THIS?)

"You're simply going through the change.""

Feck off you mad cow

Fecking cows and donkeys eh

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte

That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all

Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run

I know....I done a deal

Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law

Yeah your ok bads I think they've shot _oddy in the clink could have been in the arse

Fecking easy target its a good job nigel can pick locks

What! They nabbed the mad fecking donkey too "

no he unlocked the cop van and got me out

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"A middle-aged woman seemed shy as she visited her gynecologist.

"Come on now," coaxed the doctor. "You've been seeing me for years. There's nothing that you can't tell me."

"Well this is kind of strange" the woman said.

"Let me be the judge of that." said the doctor.

"Well," she said. Yesterday when I went to the bathroom in the morning I heard a strange plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked in the toilet the water was full of pennies."

"I see," commented the doctor calmly.

"Then in the afternoon when I went to the bathroom again, plink-plink-plink there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.

"That night," she went on, "I went again & plink-plink-plink, there were quarters. This morning there were loonies."

"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me," she begged. "I'm scared out of my wits."

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.

(READY FOR THIS?)

"You're simply going through the change."

Feck off you mad cow

Fecking cows and donkeys eh "

oi who you calling mad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow

I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill

They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill

Fecker sat in the car like lady muck

That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you

Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast

Live on the fecking east coast () cat's arse

Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy

What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers

I agree with Voddy

Hello evening babs passes a bottle

Gin? You’re a love

Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs

I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?

Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte

I've had 8 today ffs

I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte

That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all

Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run

I know....I done a deal

Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law

Yeah your ok bads I think they've shot _oddy in the clink could have been in the arse

Fecking easy target its a good job nigel can pick locks

What! They nabbed the mad fecking donkey too no he unlocked the cop van and got me out"

Feck...didn't the coppers smell the fecker coming?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A middle-aged woman seemed shy as she visited her gynecologist.

"Come on now," coaxed the doctor. "You've been seeing me for years. There's nothing that you can't tell me."

"Well this is kind of strange" the woman said.

"Let me be the judge of that." said the doctor.

"Well," she said. Yesterday when I went to the bathroom in the morning I heard a strange plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked in the toilet the water was full of pennies."

"I see," commented the doctor calmly.

"Then in the afternoon when I went to the bathroom again, plink-plink-plink there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.

"That night," she went on, "I went again & plink-plink-plink, there were quarters. This morning there were loonies."

"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me," she begged. "I'm scared out of my wits."

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.

(READY FOR THIS?)

"You're simply going through the change."

Feck off you mad cow

Fecking cows and donkeys eh oi who you calling mad"

Oh ok....how about senile?

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"A middle-aged woman seemed shy as she visited her gynecologist.

"Come on now," coaxed the doctor. "You've been seeing me for years. There's nothing that you can't tell me."

"Well this is kind of strange" the woman said.

"Let me be the judge of that." said the doctor.

"Well," she said. Yesterday when I went to the bathroom in the morning I heard a strange plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked in the toilet the water was full of pennies."

"I see," commented the doctor calmly.

"Then in the afternoon when I went to the bathroom again, plink-plink-plink there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.

"That night," she went on, "I went again & plink-plink-plink, there were quarters. This morning there were loonies."

"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me," she begged. "I'm scared out of my wits."

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.

(READY FOR THIS?)

"You're simply going through the change."

Feck off you mad cow

Fecking cows and donkeys eh oi who you calling mad

Oh ok....how about senile? "

That your new name

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

.......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Camel jokes alert!

The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"

The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Walks 8n where's me coffee

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Walks 8n where's me coffee "

I’ll pop my coffee machine thingy on and make us a latte

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Where's my fecking machine gone ffs

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs

"

How the feck?

You and fecking nigel...jeez is anything safe

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs

How the feck?

You and fecking nigel...jeez is anything safe "

If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs

How the feck?

You and fecking nigel...jeez is anything safe

If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us "

Go on then a double shot and no sugar

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Camel jokes alert!

The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"

The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face." "

Hahaha

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs

How the feck?

You and fecking nigel...jeez is anything safe "

Little Donkey...Little Donkey..on a dusty road....!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs

How the feck?

You and fecking nigel...jeez is anything safe

If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us

Go on then a double shot and no sugar "

Slow service in here isn’t it?

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs

How the feck?

You and fecking nigel...jeez is anything safe

If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us

Go on then a double shot and no sugar

Slow service in here isn’t it? "

she's counting her veins in her legs

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs

How the feck?

You and fecking nigel...jeez is anything safe

If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us

Go on then a double shot and no sugar

Slow service in here isn’t it? she's counting her veins in her legs"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs

How the feck?

You and fecking nigel...jeez is anything safe

If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us

Go on then a double shot and no sugar

Slow service in here isn’t it? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs

How the feck?

You and fecking nigel...jeez is anything safe

If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us

Go on then a double shot and no sugar

Slow service in here isn’t it? she's counting her veins in her legs"

Fecking weren't....just got back home with fecking machine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs

How the feck?

You and fecking nigel...jeez is anything safe

If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us

Go on then a double shot and no sugar

Slow service in here isn’t it? she's counting her veins in her legs

"

Wiped that fecking smile off your face eh

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs

How the feck?

You and fecking nigel...jeez is anything safe

If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us

Go on then a double shot and no sugar

Slow service in here isn’t it? she's counting her veins in her legs

Wiped that fecking smile off your face eh "

You can’t do that to a Fairy Godmother ... I have a wand and magic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs

How the feck?

You and fecking nigel...jeez is anything safe

If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us

Go on then a double shot and no sugar

Slow service in here isn’t it? she's counting her veins in her legs

Wiped that fecking smile off your face eh

You can’t do that to a Fairy Godmother ... I have a wand and magic "

Aye I've heard about them fecking wands you lot have.. ..I bet your/it's buzzing

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah. "

They are barred off 31 ffs

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.

They are barred off 31 ffs "

And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.

They are barred off 31 ffs "

Ok, just had to say!

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.

They are barred off 31 ffs And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you"

Loving the t******t***!

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.

They are barred off 31 ffs

Ok, just had to say! "

im watching them now on bbc1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.

They are barred off 31 ffs And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you"

Is the wedding up here?

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.

They are barred off 31 ffs And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you

Is the wedding up here? "

they want a private one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.

They are barred off 31 ffs

Ok, just had to say! "

Right you've said it

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

And they have a coffee machine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.

They are barred off 31 ffs And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you

Loving the t******t***! "

Thank feck I can't decode that

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Here sami you know that what i sent you you reckon mistress would suit one

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.

They are barred off 31 ffs

Ok, just had to say! im watching them now on bbc1

"

She sounds quite switched on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.

They are barred off 31 ffs

Ok, just had to say! im watching them now on bbc1

"

Come to think of that big black cock one....is banned too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.

They are barred off 31 ffs And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you

Is the wedding up here? they want a private one"

Hope no fecker goes

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Here sami you know that what i sent you you reckon mistress would suit one "

I think so, not sure if it's only in blue, she might like pink?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And they have a coffee machine"

And they'll buy the beans by the sack load too

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Here sami you know that what i sent you you reckon mistress would suit one

I think so, not sure if it's only in blue, she might like pink? "

and it sparkles

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.

They are barred off 31 ffs And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you

Is the wedding up here? they want a private one

Hope no fecker goes "

Don't be 'orrible!

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"And they have a coffee machine

And they'll buy the beans by the sack load too "

think they need a housekeeper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here sami you know that what i sent you you reckon mistress would suit one

I think so, not sure if it's only in blue, she might like pink? "

What is this you speak off?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Here sami you know that what i sent you you reckon mistress would suit one

I think so, not sure if it's only in blue, she might like pink? and it sparkles"

Lots of sparkles, you would certainly see her coming....or going..as the case may be!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.

They are barred off 31 ffs And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you

Is the wedding up here? they want a private one

Hope no fecker goes

Don't be 'orrible! "

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Here sami you know that what i sent you you reckon mistress would suit one

I think so, not sure if it's only in blue, she might like pink?

What is this you speak off?"

It's a secret thing.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here sami you know that what i sent you you reckon mistress would suit one

I think so, not sure if it's only in blue, she might like pink? and it sparkles

Lots of sparkles, you would certainly see her coming....or going..as the case may be! "

I fecking hope cosmos has not bin blabbering

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By *oddy OP   Woman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Here sami you know that what i sent you you reckon mistress would suit one

I think so, not sure if it's only in blue, she might like pink?

What is this you speak off?

It's a secret thing....."

yeah butt out lmao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And they have a coffee machine

And they'll buy the beans by the sack load too think they need a housekeeper"

You going for it?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Haha

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