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The Strictly No Dancing, Twirling, Donkeys and Camels thread, #30
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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As you were  |
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over a year ago
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Thirty dancing. |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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evening james xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thirty dancing."
Who have thought it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thirty dancing.
Who have thought it "
Bugger I forgot...evening jim  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"evening james xx"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Jim "
*Moves hips* oh, sorry. It's no dancing in here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thirty dancing.
Who have thought it
Bugger I forgot...evening jim "
I should do a special thread or something. |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Evening Jim
*Moves hips* oh, sorry. It's no dancing in here." mmmmmmmmmmm jim when you move like that  |
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Evening m'dear, the last time I did any dancing was at Cham's earlier this year, but ma towel fell down  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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bugga me Davina McCall is splitting from husband Matthew Robertson after 17 years of marriage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Evening Jim
*Moves hips* oh, sorry. It's no dancing in here.mmmmmmmmmmm jim when you move like that "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs " its ya age dear  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Good morning...I fecking just conked out again last night ffs its ya age dear
I know
Got a birthday coming up soon and I can't for the fecking life of me...remember my birthday ffs
Check your birth certificate!
Just have....just before xmas ffs
Mine's just after no one ever wants to celebrate with me, apart from hubby, of course
Oh I don't know about that
It's between Christmas and New year, that quiet time
Feeling a bit s***** this morning, bloody AB's.
Big {{{Hugs}}} "
Thank you darling  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent"
Maybe having a lie in  |
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"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent"
Here I am sweetie  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Morning Cosmos Happy Sunday.xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie "
Oh bugger  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie
Oh bugger "
Are you in trouble?  |
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"Morning Cosmos Happy Sunday.xx"
And to you  |
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"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie
Oh bugger
Are you in trouble? "
I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie
Oh bugger
Are you in trouble? "
Me?  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie
Oh bugger
Are you in trouble?
I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me " morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie
Oh bugger
Are you in trouble?
I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me "
No of course not.  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie
Oh bugger
Are you in trouble?
Me? "
Yes you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie
Oh bugger
Are you in trouble?
I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed "
Phew
I can bugger off for a bit now  |
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"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie
Oh bugger
Are you in trouble?
I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed "
Has she been to poundland looking for a santa hat and jingle bells? |
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"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie
Oh bugger
Are you in trouble?
I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed
Phew
I can bugger off for a bit now "
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow  |
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow "
I hear it's gone downhill lately  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie
Oh bugger
Are you in trouble?
I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed
Phew
I can bugger off for a bit now " bit of what |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately " how did you know my one is on a hill |
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill"
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them..... |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them....." That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill |
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill"
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now " is he dishy |
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now is he dishy "
Absolutely fabulous darling  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now "
Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on  |
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now
Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on "
Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now
Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on
Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend "
I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now
Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on
Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend
I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs"
Don't let it get so iced up next time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now
Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on
Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend
I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs
Don't let it get so iced up next time "
Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs
Wish I could post pictures here  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now
Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on
Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend
I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs
Don't let it get so iced up next time
Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs
Wish I could post pictures here "
Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now
Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on
Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend
I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs
Don't let it get so iced up next time
Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs
Wish I could post pictures here
Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for "
Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's that fecking brush?  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now
Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on
Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend
I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs
Don't let it get so iced up next time
Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs
Wish I could post pictures here
Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for
Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's
that fecking brush? "
It's up the ass  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now
Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on
Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend
I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs
Don't let it get so iced up next time
Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs
Wish I could post pictures here
Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for
Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's that fecking brush? "
Yes, seems to have got a little off track, never mind, back to it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now
Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on
Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend
I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs
Don't let it get so iced up next time
Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs
Wish I could post pictures here
Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for
Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's that fecking brush?
Yes, seems to have got a little off track, never mind, back to it! "
Fecking hairdryer keeps overheating  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now
Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on
Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend
I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs
Don't let it get so iced up next time
Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs
Wish I could post pictures here
Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for
Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's that fecking brush?
Yes, seems to have got a little off track, never mind, back to it!
Fecking hairdryer keeps overheating "
Oh dear, New hair dryer for Christmas for her?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now
Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on
Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend
I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs
Don't let it get so iced up next time
Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs
Wish I could post pictures here
Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for
Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's that fecking brush?
Yes, seems to have got a little off track, never mind, back to it!
Fecking hairdryer keeps overheating
Oh dear, New hair dryer for Christmas for her? "
Feck off she's just buggered off to get ugh boots for xmas...lightning my pockets ffs |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now
Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on
Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend
I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs
Don't let it get so iced up next time
Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs
Wish I could post pictures here
Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for
Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's that fecking brush?
Yes, seems to have got a little off track, never mind, back to it!
Fecking hairdryer keeps overheating
Oh dear, New hair dryer for Christmas for her?
Feck off she's just buggered off to get ugh boots for xmas...lightning my pockets ffs"
Haha, bless her. Children are a joy aren't they  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
I know! I'm fecking under the doctor now
Only cos I've got a fecking stethoscope on
Oh hello Mistress, I thought you were at the beauticians having a manicure, pedicure and brazilian ready for your lavish Christmas party next weekend
I wish I was...having a quick break from defrosting a fridge with a hairdryer ffs
Don't let it get so iced up next time
Not fecking mine it's daughters ffs
Wish I could post pictures here
Tut..naughty girl ...but then that's what dads are for
Yeah just like this panto....fecking chief cook and fecking bottle washer...where's that fecking brush?
Yes, seems to have got a little off track, never mind, back to it!
Fecking hairdryer keeps overheating
Oh dear, New hair dryer for Christmas for her?
Feck off she's just buggered off to get ugh boots for xmas...lightning my pockets ffs
Haha, bless her. Children are a joy aren't they "
Sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I've fecking just done it thank feck...and the hairdryer is still working  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Well I've fecking just done it thank feck...and the hairdryer is still working " and very nice it looks too bit empty though |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Well I've fecking just done it thank feck...and the hairdryer is still working "
Excellent, well done, that's your good deed for the day!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've fecking just done it thank feck...and the hairdryer is still working and very nice it looks too bit empty though"
Don't you start spend my money too ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie
Oh bugger
Are you in trouble?
I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed
Phew
I can bugger off for a bit now
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Your getting to handy with that ninja aren't you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow "
Fecking gobshite...just looked up the fecking thread  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie
Oh bugger
Are you in trouble?
I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed
Phew
I can bugger off for a bit now
Your getting to handy with that ninja aren't you "
Love the ninja, just learnt to do it! cats bum is still my favourite though!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie
Oh bugger
Are you in trouble?
I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed
Phew
I can bugger off for a bit now bit of what"
Aye you seen what the bit of what was ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them....."
Especially when their handbrakes are fecked  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill"
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie
Oh bugger
Are you in trouble?
I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed
Phew
I can bugger off for a bit now
Your getting to handy with that ninja aren't you
Love the ninja, just learnt to do it! cats bum is still my favourite though! "
( ) me too and that one cat's arse  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"wheres that cosmos need to speak to her urgent
Here I am sweetie
Oh bugger
Are you in trouble?
I hope she hasn't been spreading rumours about me morning lovely have heard no rumours about you this week only about she who must be obeyed
Phew
I can bugger off for a bit now
Your getting to handy with that ninja aren't you
Love the ninja, just learnt to do it! cats bum is still my favourite though!
( ) me too and that one cat's arse "
Hehe  |
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck "
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door "
Yer but your fecking Harriet Houdini when you want to be |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door " now thats fecking evil to do that to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you "
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs " and your the wicked witch of the west coast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast "
Live on the fecking east coast  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast " ( ) cat's arse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse "
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffs |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffs" male strippers |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
.. |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers"
I agree with Voddy
Hello  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello " evening babs passes a bottle |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
.. |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle"
Gin? You’re a love  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers"
Feck that...I'm a lover of the female form ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? female strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello "
FIFY  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle"
Bin down the fecking food bank again eh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love "
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs  |
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle"
Voddy, may I have a crabbies please?  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
.. |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs "
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip? |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Voddy, may I have a crabbies please? " Pours cosmos a large crabbies that will warm the cockles gives mistress the look |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Voddy, may I have a crabbies please? "
Fecking brandy and crabbies  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip? "
Any shandy's there?  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Voddy, may I have a crabbies please?
Fecking brandy and crabbies " pray where did the young lady ask for brandy crabbies is ginger wine |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? " have a fecken latte |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Voddy, may I have a crabbies please? Pours cosmos a large crabbies that will warm the cockles gives mistress the look"
Don't give her it...she's got a fecking pint sized hip flask in her fecking bag  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Voddy, may I have a crabbies please?
Fecking brandy and crabbies pray where did the young lady ask for brandy crabbies is ginger wine "
Now look fecking up^^^  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte"
I've had 8 today ffs |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
.. |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs"
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Voddy, may I have a crabbies please?
Fecking brandy and crabbies pray where did the young lady ask for brandy crabbies is ginger wine
Now look fecking up^^^ " it dont say brandy its you trying to cause truble again |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs" your be piddlin all night  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte " ive got a baileys latte |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte "
That cosmos will be back with her hip flask now
Sugar babs?  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
.. |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte"
That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte"
Feck have you robbed the offy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte
That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all "
Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte
That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all
Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers " they were looking for you after that hit and run |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte
That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all
Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run"
I know....I done a deal  |
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"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte
That cosmos will be back with her hip flask now
Sugar babs? "
It's empty now....hic..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte
That cosmos will be back with her hip flask now
Sugar babs?
It's empty now....hic....."
I bet it is....this lot are leading you astray ffs  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
.. |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte
That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all
Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run
I know....I done a deal "
Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte
That cosmos will be back with her hip flask now
Sugar babs?
It's empty now....hic.....
I bet it is....this lot are leading you astray ffs " its alright shes sat on karlof and im leading him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte
That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all
Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run
I know....I done a deal
Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law "
Yeah your ok bads I think they've shot _oddy in the clink  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte
That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all
Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run
I know....I done a deal
Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law " your safe babs its gobbidrawers there they want |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte
That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all
Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run
I know....I done a deal
Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law
Yeah your ok bads I think they've shot _oddy in the clink " could have been in the arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte
That cosmos will be back with her hip flask now
Sugar babs?
It's empty now....hic.....
I bet it is....this lot are leading you astray ffs its alright shes sat on karlof and im leading him"
Ffs sake another escape artist  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte
That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all
Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run
I know....I done a deal
Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law
Yeah your ok bads I think they've shot _oddy in the clink could have been in the arse"
Fecking easy target  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte
That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all
Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run
I know....I done a deal
Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law
Yeah your ok bads I think they've shot _oddy in the clink could have been in the arse
Fecking easy target " its a good job nigel can pick locks  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
A middle-aged woman seemed shy as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come on now," coaxed the doctor. "You've been seeing me for years. There's nothing that you can't tell me."
"Well this is kind of strange" the woman said.
"Let me be the judge of that." said the doctor.
"Well," she said. Yesterday when I went to the bathroom in the morning I heard a strange plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked in the toilet the water was full of pennies."
"I see," commented the doctor calmly.
"Then in the afternoon when I went to the bathroom again, plink-plink-plink there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.
"That night," she went on, "I went again & plink-plink-plink, there were quarters. This morning there were loonies."
"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me," she begged. "I'm scared out of my wits."
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.
(READY FOR THIS?)
"You're simply going through the change." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte
That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all
Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run
I know....I done a deal
Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law
Yeah your ok bads I think they've shot _oddy in the clink could have been in the arse
Fecking easy target its a good job nigel can pick locks "
What! They nabbed the mad fecking donkey too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A middle-aged woman seemed shy as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come on now," coaxed the doctor. "You've been seeing me for years. There's nothing that you can't tell me."
"Well this is kind of strange" the woman said.
"Let me be the judge of that." said the doctor.
"Well," she said. Yesterday when I went to the bathroom in the morning I heard a strange plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked in the toilet the water was full of pennies."
"I see," commented the doctor calmly.
"Then in the afternoon when I went to the bathroom again, plink-plink-plink there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.
"That night," she went on, "I went again & plink-plink-plink, there were quarters. This morning there were loonies."
"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me," she begged. "I'm scared out of my wits."
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.
(READY FOR THIS?)
"You're simply going through the change.""
Feck off you mad cow
Fecking cows and donkeys eh  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte
That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all
Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run
I know....I done a deal
Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law
Yeah your ok bads I think they've shot _oddy in the clink could have been in the arse
Fecking easy target its a good job nigel can pick locks
What! They nabbed the mad fecking donkey too " no he unlocked the cop van and got me out |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"A middle-aged woman seemed shy as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come on now," coaxed the doctor. "You've been seeing me for years. There's nothing that you can't tell me."
"Well this is kind of strange" the woman said.
"Let me be the judge of that." said the doctor.
"Well," she said. Yesterday when I went to the bathroom in the morning I heard a strange plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked in the toilet the water was full of pennies."
"I see," commented the doctor calmly.
"Then in the afternoon when I went to the bathroom again, plink-plink-plink there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.
"That night," she went on, "I went again & plink-plink-plink, there were quarters. This morning there were loonies."
"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me," she begged. "I'm scared out of my wits."
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.
(READY FOR THIS?)
"You're simply going through the change."
Feck off you mad cow
Fecking cows and donkeys eh " oi who you calling mad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"i must pop to waitrose on my way home tomorrow
I hear it's gone downhill lately how did you know my one is on a hill
They are all on a hill so the poor people with low powered cars can't get up to them.....That explains your bad back having to push mistress up the hill
Fecker sat in the car like lady muck
That's because you had handcuffed me to the car door now thats fecking evil to do that to you
Believe me she's a fecking escape artist ffs and your the wicked witch of the west coast
Live on the fecking east coast ( ) cat's arse
Fecker....anyhow back on track _oddy
What we going for..donkeys..camels or fecking costumes? ffsmale strippers
I agree with Voddy
Hello evening babs passes a bottle
Gin? You’re a love
Now bugger off you'll have that piss head rachael in again ffs
I don’t mind sharing my gin would you like a sip?
Any shandy's there? have a fecken latte
I've had 8 today ffs
I want a latte as well now it’s been mentioned .... let’s have a latte ive got a baileys latte
That’s sounds delicious! Love Baileys. I’ll have a glass with ice before bed ... it’s Christmas after all
Shit...I've just tipped off the rozzers they were looking for you after that hit and run
I know....I done a deal
Is it safe to come back? cant risk messing with the law
Yeah your ok bads I think they've shot _oddy in the clink could have been in the arse
Fecking easy target its a good job nigel can pick locks
What! They nabbed the mad fecking donkey too no he unlocked the cop van and got me out"
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over a year ago
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"A middle-aged woman seemed shy as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come on now," coaxed the doctor. "You've been seeing me for years. There's nothing that you can't tell me."
"Well this is kind of strange" the woman said.
"Let me be the judge of that." said the doctor.
"Well," she said. Yesterday when I went to the bathroom in the morning I heard a strange plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked in the toilet the water was full of pennies."
"I see," commented the doctor calmly.
"Then in the afternoon when I went to the bathroom again, plink-plink-plink there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.
"That night," she went on, "I went again & plink-plink-plink, there were quarters. This morning there were loonies."
"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me," she begged. "I'm scared out of my wits."
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.
(READY FOR THIS?)
"You're simply going through the change."
Feck off you mad cow
Fecking cows and donkeys eh oi who you calling mad"
Oh ok....how about senile?  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"A middle-aged woman seemed shy as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come on now," coaxed the doctor. "You've been seeing me for years. There's nothing that you can't tell me."
"Well this is kind of strange" the woman said.
"Let me be the judge of that." said the doctor.
"Well," she said. Yesterday when I went to the bathroom in the morning I heard a strange plink-plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked in the toilet the water was full of pennies."
"I see," commented the doctor calmly.
"Then in the afternoon when I went to the bathroom again, plink-plink-plink there were nickels in the bowl," the woman continued.
"That night," she went on, "I went again & plink-plink-plink, there were quarters. This morning there were loonies."
"You've got to tell me what's wrong with me," she begged. "I'm scared out of my wits."
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about," he said.
(READY FOR THIS?)
"You're simply going through the change."
Feck off you mad cow
Fecking cows and donkeys eh oi who you calling mad
Oh ok....how about senile? " That your new name |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Camel jokes alert!
The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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Walks 8n where's me coffee |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Walks 8n where's me coffee "
I’ll pop my coffee machine thingy on and make us a latte  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where's my fecking machine gone ffs  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs
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How the feck?
You and fecking nigel ...jeez is anything safe |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs
How the feck?
You and fecking nigel ...jeez is anything safe "
If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs
How the feck?
You and fecking nigel ...jeez is anything safe
If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us "
Go on then a double shot and no sugar  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Camel jokes alert!
The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face." "
Hahaha  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs
How the feck?
You and fecking nigel ...jeez is anything safe "
Little Donkey...Little Donkey..on a dusty road....!  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs
How the feck?
You and fecking nigel ...jeez is anything safe
If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us
Go on then a double shot and no sugar "
Slow service in here isn’t it?  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs
How the feck?
You and fecking nigel ...jeez is anything safe
If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us
Go on then a double shot and no sugar
Slow service in here isn’t it? " she's counting her veins in her legs |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs
How the feck?
You and fecking nigel ...jeez is anything safe
If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us
Go on then a double shot and no sugar
Slow service in here isn’t it? she's counting her veins in her legs"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs
How the feck?
You and fecking nigel ...jeez is anything safe
If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us
Go on then a double shot and no sugar
Slow service in here isn’t it? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs
How the feck?
You and fecking nigel ...jeez is anything safe
If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us
Go on then a double shot and no sugar
Slow service in here isn’t it? she's counting her veins in her legs"
Fecking weren't....just got back home with fecking machine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs
How the feck?
You and fecking nigel ...jeez is anything safe
If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us
Go on then a double shot and no sugar
Slow service in here isn’t it? she's counting her veins in her legs
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Wiped that fecking smile off your face eh  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs
How the feck?
You and fecking nigel ...jeez is anything safe
If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us
Go on then a double shot and no sugar
Slow service in here isn’t it? she's counting her veins in her legs
Wiped that fecking smile off your face eh "
You can’t do that to a Fairy Godmother ... I have a wand and magic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's my fecking machine gone ffs
How the feck?
You and fecking nigel ...jeez is anything safe
If it isn’t nailed down it’s fair game... now come and have a latte with us
Go on then a double shot and no sugar
Slow service in here isn’t it? she's counting her veins in her legs
Wiped that fecking smile off your face eh
You can’t do that to a Fairy Godmother ... I have a wand and magic "
Aye I've heard about them fecking wands you lot have.. ..I bet your/it's buzzing  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.  |
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over a year ago
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"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah. "
They are barred off 31 ffs  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.
They are barred off 31 ffs " And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.
They are barred off 31 ffs "
Ok, just had to say!  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.
They are barred off 31 ffs And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you"
Loving the t******t***!  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.
They are barred off 31 ffs
Ok, just had to say! " im watching them now on bbc1
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.
They are barred off 31 ffs And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you"
Is the wedding up here?  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.
They are barred off 31 ffs And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you
Is the wedding up here? " they want a private one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.
They are barred off 31 ffs
Ok, just had to say! "
Right you've said it  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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And they have a coffee machine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.
They are barred off 31 ffs And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you
Loving the t******t***! "
Thank feck I can't decode that |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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Here sami you know that what i sent you you reckon mistress would suit one  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.
They are barred off 31 ffs
Ok, just had to say! im watching them now on bbc1
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She sounds quite switched on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.
They are barred off 31 ffs
Ok, just had to say! im watching them now on bbc1
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Come to think of that big black cock one....is banned too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.
They are barred off 31 ffs And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you
Is the wedding up here? they want a private one"
Hope no fecker goes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And they have a coffee machine"
And they'll buy the beans by the sack load too  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.
They are barred off 31 ffs And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you
Is the wedding up here? they want a private one
Hope no fecker goes "
Don't be 'orrible!  |
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"And they have a coffee machine
And they'll buy the beans by the sack load too " think they need a housekeeper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here sami you know that what i sent you you reckon mistress would suit one
I think so, not sure if it's only in blue, she might like pink? "
What is this you speak off? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all, just watching news.Harry and Meghan on ! Aah.
They are barred off 31 ffs And if you dont behave there will be no invite for you
Is the wedding up here? they want a private one
Hope no fecker goes
Don't be 'orrible! "
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Here sami you know that what i sent you you reckon mistress would suit one
I think so, not sure if it's only in blue, she might like pink?
What is this you speak off?"
It's a secret thing..... |
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over a year ago
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By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Here sami you know that what i sent you you reckon mistress would suit one
I think so, not sure if it's only in blue, she might like pink?
What is this you speak off?
It's a secret thing..... " yeah butt out lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And they have a coffee machine
And they'll buy the beans by the sack load too think they need a housekeeper"
You going for it? |
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