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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Sitting at the bar listening to a couple of old guys chatting,

One just come out with the greatest quote I ever heard..

"It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice"

What over great quotes have you overheard?

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By *mojeeCouple over a year ago

Dunfermline

85% of facts on the internet are faked. "Abraham Lincoln"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not overheard but a boss of mine always says "It's not a mistake if you learn from it"

Love this

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By *hekaiserMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Fav one so far is "not my pig, not my farm"....

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"85% of facts on the internet are faked. "Abraham Lincoln" "

Old Abe, he loved t'intanet..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My personal favorite at the moment is "not my circus not my monkeys "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"85% of facts on the internet are faked. "Abraham Lincoln"

Old Abe, he loved t'intanet..

Especially the gay sites!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The early bird catches the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The only stupid question is the one you don't ask.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The only stupid question is the one you don't ask."

Or ... ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

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By *hinypants77Man over a year ago

Leeds

‘Fuck her right in the pussy’ - Gandhi

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By *eeky goodnessMan over a year ago

Worcester

Fail to prepare to fail

Or planning and prep prevents piss poor performance

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Fail to prepare to fail

Or planning and prep prevents piss poor performance "

I do try to instill the virtues of the 6 p's into my staff..

Proper planning prevents piss poor performance..

All I can say is I glad none of them own a brewery and fancied a piss up!

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By *LCCCouple over a year ago

Cambridge

"‘Fuck her right in the pussy’ - Gandhi "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some people are like clouds when they go away it's a beautiful day.

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By *0shades 2000Man over a year ago

coleraine

Stay far from timid

Only make moves when your hearts in it

And live the phrase the sky’s the limit

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By *ampWithABrainWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Mines a shortened version from a movie

"You have to look with better eyes than that"

Perspective is everything.

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"The only stupid question is the one you don't ask."

Isn't it more the case there are no stupid questions, just stupid people?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When those bitches come for you, let it be water off a mother fucking ducks back"

Jinkx Monsoon

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By *-Little-Mz-Minx-xWoman over a year ago

Essex

One I use often....

Build a bridge and get over it!.... harsh I know.... but sometimes it's what is needed...

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By *0shades 2000Man over a year ago

coleraine

"Mines a shortened version from a movie

"You have to look with better eyes than that"

Perspective is everything. "

2pac put it like this...

real eyes realise real lies..

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"‘Fuck her right in the pussy’ - Gandhi "

I'm sure the great man Ghandi was, he would not have said that..

His father might have though...

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By *orwegian Blue OP Man over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"One I use often....

Build a bridge and get over it!.... harsh I know.... but sometimes it's what is needed...

Some people need a little tender loving sort your shit out..

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By *rSuave88Man over a year ago

Mirfield

I like turtles - zombie kid

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By *ANDA2Couple over a year ago

Henley Arden

Correct a wiseman and he will thank you. Correct a fool and he will hate you forever.

Ignorence is bliss but I find learning more enjoyable

If you don't ask, you'll never know.

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By *-Little-Mz-Minx-xWoman over a year ago

Essex

"One I use often....

Build a bridge and get over it!.... harsh I know.... but sometimes it's what is needed...

Some people need a little tender loving sort your shit out..

Haha.... consequently... I have done all the 'tender loving'...... and unfortunately.... a harsh word is needed.... and on occasions, the harsh words have a far more stronger outcome than the pussy footing around..... #simples..... lol....

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By *amiePhuktMan over a year ago

Bristol

If someone calls you a shit and you walk away whose the one left with shit in their mouth ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 + 2 is 4 minus 1 that’s three quick maffs

Big shaq

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

A friend in need is a pest- Arthur Daley

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Heard by a teacher overseeing exams & watching pupils always checking the clock.

"Time will pass, will you?"

Plus, Spike Milligan, on his Headstone at his grave;

"See, I told you I was ill!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bought the Heartbreak Hotel on my own with no investors.

Closed it down and openes the Fuck You Get Over It bed and breakfast.

Scroobius Pip

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