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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In the mood to banish bad things today so let know what you want me to whip out my wand for and it shall be gone.....
Im starting with the rain, I'm going out tonight and I don't want my hair to frizz  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you cancel my Christmas work do please, I don’t even like half of them. Thank you muchly "
The crimbo fairies have this one, they've banished the people you don't like and put extra booze behind the bar for the rest of you |
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"Can you cancel my Christmas work do please, I don’t even like half of them. Thank you muchly
The crimbo fairies have this one, they've banished the people you don't like and put extra booze behind the bar for the rest of you "
Wonderful, thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The wonky ginger one
The psycho
Mother nature
Money worries "
Mother nature is a cuntwaffle, she's out!
Sell your knickers for cash
I don't know what the others are but sure, offus fuckus |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Self doubt. Thank you.
I'd like that gone too please.
Ahh, 'if I wasn't shy' song starts up in my head now - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raKhAoi8V2I"
Lets all haveva sing song |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Banish my sadness today, not sure if I need fucking hard or just a giant hug that fixes it all. 
Happy to provide both, I'll bring my other wand  "
I must be in a grim place. I can't even be arsed to play with my own wand tonight....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Banish my sadness today, not sure if I need fucking hard or just a giant hug that fixes it all.
Happy to provide both, I'll bring my other wand
I must be in a grim place. I can't even be arsed to play with my own wand tonight.... "
What? Oh this is severe! Im gonna need reinforcements. Rubi, Strumpet, we have a code blue  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please banish the flu,, been laid up 2 days now and ruining my weekend fun with my daughter.
Oh no! Flu is the worst! Keep warm and have a brandy "
It sure is, curled up under duvet, no brandy but plenty tlc of my little one. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"In the mood to banish bad things today so let know what you want me to whip out my wand for and it shall be gone.....
Im starting with the rain, I'm going out tonight and I don't want my hair to frizz "
This cold Ive had for weeks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please banish the flu,, been laid up 2 days now and ruining my weekend fun with my daughter.
Oh no! Flu is the worst! Keep warm and have a brandy
It sure is, curled up under duvet, no brandy but plenty tlc of my little one."
Sounds perfect, well apart from the flu  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In the mood to banish bad things today so let know what you want me to whip out my wand for and it shall be gone.....
Im starting with the rain, I'm going out tonight and I don't want my hair to frizz
This cold Ive had for weeks "
Offus fuckus cold, leave our Beautiful Buxom Red alone..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you cancel my Christmas work do please, I don’t even like half of them. Thank you muchly
I am ignoring mine. What? Oh yeah pay you later...this since July "
Barstewards |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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Christmas do dress shopping? Can you magic me a frock fairy godmother style please?
It’s black tie and I loathe shopping with a passion. Changing rooms are too hot, I can never do the zips, I go in and out in the opposite places to where the dress does... gah.
I’d really like something in an emerald green please  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Christmas do dress shopping? Can you magic me a frock fairy godmother style please?
It’s black tie and I loathe shopping with a passion. Changing rooms are too hot, I can never do the zips, I go in and out in the opposite places to where the dress does... gah.
I’d really like something in an emerald green please "
I have just the thing.... bipperty bopperty boo |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Less cold please fairy Pollyanna and something nice for yourself guessing which wand you will use for that wish 
Madame Boo"
Oh you're too kind! Im off to get d*unk so I'm wishing for my legs to get me home |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My list is waaaay too big, perhaps you had better banish me xx
Hahaha! We'll start with the small stuff
No just banish me forever  "
I'll put you over my knee if you continue with this talk lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My list is waaaay too big, perhaps you had better banish me xx
Hahaha! We'll start with the small stuff
No just banish me forever
I'll put you over my knee if you continue with this talk lady "
Uh-oh 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men who promise and then renege on the promise. I'm kind of pissed off today
Oh no!! Men are poo
Yes "
I've a good one so its not all men but for this case! Men are poo!! |
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