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The Strictly No Dancing, No Twirling, No Donkeys and No Camels thread, #29
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!
Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!
Xxx"
Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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Does dash know theres lots of in it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does dash know theres lots of in it"
Spit it out woman ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awww no donkeys?? ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awww no donkeys?? "
Plenty of ass's though ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Awww no donkeys?? " We have 2 donkeys and if someone dont behave herself there will be 3 ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!
Xxx
Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx"
Hey, lucky you, getting laid!![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Does dash know theres lots of in it"
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!
Xxx
Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx
Hey, lucky you, getting laid! " whats this getting laid malarky |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first " flash ya glittery foof at him woman |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Awww no donkeys?? "
Are you volunteering Polarbear? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!
Xxx
Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx
Hey, lucky you, getting laid! whats this getting laid malarky"
I've no idea, not something I'm familiar with ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman"
No, not yet, it might frighten him off ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman
No, not yet, it might frighten him off " long as she who must be obeyed dont scare him off |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman
No, not yet, it might frighten him off long as she who must be obeyed dont scare him off"
Well that's another story! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!
Xxx
Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx
Hey, lucky you, getting laid! "
As if ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first "
The buggers fecked off I think he's got wind off it
Hey that lens faircloughs on telly now![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!
Xxx
Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx
Hey, lucky you, getting laid! whats this getting laid malarky"
Don't you believe all the bloody gossip ffs |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first
The buggers fecked off I think he's got wind off it
Hey that lens faircloughs on telly now "
Haha, they are showing old coronation street episodes, those were the days! ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman"
Yeah but take your fecking fiver pad off first ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awww no donkeys??
Are you volunteering Polarbear? "
Another ones who's buggered off...just can't fecking get decent volunteers ffs ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman
Yeah but take your fecking fiver pad off first "
Actually, I've run out 'til I get to the shops, must remember not to laugh or cough! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Awww no donkeys??
Are you volunteering Polarbear?
Another ones who's buggered off...just can't fecking get decent volunteers ffs "
Lightweights ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!
Xxx
Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx
Hey, lucky you, getting laid! whats this getting laid malarky
I've no idea, not something I'm familiar with "
Free range eggs ffs woman ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!
Xxx
Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx
Hey, lucky you, getting laid! whats this getting laid malarky
I've no idea, not something I'm familiar with
Free range eggs ffs woman "
Hmmm.....not what I heard ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman
No, not yet, it might frighten him off long as she who must be obeyed dont scare him off"
Feck me..is cosmos about![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman
No, not yet, it might frighten him off long as she who must be obeyed dont scare him off
Feck me..is cosmos about "
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first
The buggers fecked off I think he's got wind off it
Hey that lens faircloughs on telly now
Haha, they are showing old coronation street episodes, those were the days! "
Jeez I'm old enough to to remember "all our yesterdays" ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first
The buggers fecked off I think he's got wind off it
Hey that lens faircloughs on telly now
Haha, they are showing old coronation street episodes, those were the days!
Jeez I'm old enough to to remember "all our yesterdays" "
Me too and Andy Pandy and Louby Lou ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman
Yeah but take your fecking fiver pad off first
Actually, I've run out 'til I get to the shops, must remember not to laugh or cough! "
I thought you bought them in bulk for £3.50
Ffs woman you need to lay off that fecking drink ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman
Yeah but take your fecking fiver pad off first
Actually, I've run out 'til I get to the shops, must remember not to laugh or cough!
I thought you bought them in bulk for £3.50
Ffs woman you need to lay off that fecking drink "
I have to at the moment, back on super strength antibiotics for a week! ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awww no donkeys??
Are you volunteering Polarbear?
Another ones who's buggered off...just can't fecking get decent volunteers ffs
Lightweights "
It's all them full fivers of yours...even fecking nigel was complaining of the fecking smell ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right, I'm off to do something constructive, catcha laterz!
Xxx
Thanks _amiss...I got weigh laid xxx
Hey, lucky you, getting laid! whats this getting laid malarky
I've no idea, not something I'm familiar with
Free range eggs ffs woman
Hmmm.....not what I heard "
It's all your getting off me ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me "
Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin. ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first
The buggers fecked off I think he's got wind off it
Hey that lens faircloughs on telly now
Haha, they are showing old coronation street episodes, those were the days!
Jeez I'm old enough to to remember "all our yesterdays"
Me too and Andy Pandy and Louby Lou "
And little has another fecking meaning now ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Awww no donkeys??
Are you volunteering Polarbear?
Another ones who's buggered off...just can't fecking get decent volunteers ffs
Lightweights
It's all them full fivers of yours...even fecking nigel was complaining of the fecking smell ffs"
Poor Nigel! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first
The buggers fecked off I think he's got wind off it
Hey that lens faircloughs on telly now
Haha, they are showing old coronation street episodes, those were the days!
Jeez I'm old enough to to remember "all our yesterdays"
Me too and Andy Pandy and Louby Lou
And little has another fecking meaning now "
Yeah...and the woodentops! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me "
Well I was going to get a camel outfit but I've just seen the fecking title....so feck nose for the minute.
SAMISS...What the fecks going on ffs? |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me
Well I was going to get a camel outfit but I've just seen the fecking title....so feck nose for the minute.
SAMISS...What the fecks going on ffs?"
I don't think we should have any animals, they're too much trouble, we'll have to improvise, get thinking ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me
Well I was going to get a camel outfit but I've just seen the fecking title....so feck nose for the minute.
SAMISS...What the fecks going on ffs?
I don't think we should have any animals, they're too much trouble, we'll have to improvise, get thinking " hurts to fecking think |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother "
Aww thank you I love that. I absolutely must wear shiny shoes for that ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman
Yeah but take your fecking fiver pad off first
Actually, I've run out 'til I get to the shops, must remember not to laugh or cough!
I thought you bought them in bulk for £3.50
Ffs woman you need to lay off that fecking drink
I have to at the moment, back on super strength antibiotics for a week! "
Oh no not the dreaded Metronidazole ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother
Aww thank you I love that. I absolutely must wear shiny shoes for that " and a twirly wirly ballgown that lights up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me
Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin. "
It's the perfect tonic ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother "
Aw she'll be a lovely fairy godmother
Ok luvvies, see you in the twilight zone, I'm off to get dinner and I have an important program to catch later xx |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first flash ya glittery foof at him woman
Yeah but take your fecking fiver pad off first
Actually, I've run out 'til I get to the shops, must remember not to laugh or cough!
I thought you bought them in bulk for £3.50
Ffs woman you need to lay off that fecking drink
I have to at the moment, back on super strength antibiotics for a week!
Oh no not the dreaded Metronidazole "
Oh god, did you have that? I have it with amoxicillin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does dash know theres lots of in it
No Voddy, haven't explained the part to him yet, let's get his signature on the contract first
The buggers fecked off I think he's got wind off it
Hey that lens faircloughs on telly now
Haha, they are showing old coronation street episodes, those were the days!
Jeez I'm old enough to to remember "all our yesterdays"
Me too and Andy Pandy and Louby Lou
And little has another fecking meaning now
Yeah...and the woodentops! "
I fecking hope that's not a sarcy remark ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother
Aww thank you I love that. I absolutely must wear shiny shoes for that and a twirly wirly ballgown that lights up"
I can picture it .. so pretty. And I have magical powers and a wand ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me
Well I was going to get a camel outfit but I've just seen the fecking title....so feck nose for the minute.
SAMISS...What the fecks going on ffs?
I don't think we should have any animals, they're too much trouble, we'll have to improvise, get thinking "
I've fecking got it
We could have a Dominatrix. ..what you think? |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me
Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin.
It's the perfect tonic "
Is a Fairy Godmother allowed to drink gin? ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother "
Oi I have a good fecking casting couch here thank you ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me
Well I was going to get a camel outfit but I've just seen the fecking title....so feck nose for the minute.
SAMISS...What the fecks going on ffs?
I don't think we should have any animals, they're too much trouble, we'll have to improvise, get thinking hurts to fecking think"
Bugger off ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother
Oi I have a good fecking casting couch here thank you "
Oh I’ll pop over in that case![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother
Oi I have a good fecking casting couch here thank you
Oh I’ll pop over in that case " it's a trap |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me
Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin.
It's the perfect tonic
Is a Fairy Godmother allowed to drink gin? " only out of a pint glass |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother
Oi I have a good fecking casting couch here thank you
Oh I’ll pop over in that case it's a trap"
Nooooo .... not again ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
.. |
"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me
Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin.
It's the perfect tonic
Is a Fairy Godmother allowed to drink gin? only out of a pint glass"
And with a straw? ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother
Oi I have a good fecking casting couch here thank you
Oh I’ll pop over in that case "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother
Oi I have a good fecking casting couch here thank you
Oh I’ll pop over in that case it's a trap"
Feck off you ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me
Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin.
It's the perfect tonic
Is a Fairy Godmother allowed to drink gin? only out of a pint glass"
Or a hip flask ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Babs I've decided that you are the fairy godmother
Oi I have a good fecking casting couch here thank you
Oh I’ll pop over in that case it's a trap
Nooooo .... not again "
Don't you believe her ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me
Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin.
It's the perfect tonic
Is a Fairy Godmother allowed to drink gin? only out of a pint glass
And with a straw? "
I do a nice line in hip flasks ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me
Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin.
It's the perfect tonic
Is a Fairy Godmother allowed to drink gin? only out of a pint glass
And with a straw?
I do a nice line in hip flasks " shame there always fecking rusty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Am I still a donkey? When is dress rehearsal because I’m on the gin so tonight might not work for me
Not if you don't want to sweetheart,no dress rehearsal yet, still trying to get a cast together. You enjoy your gin.
It's the perfect tonic
Is a Fairy Godmother allowed to drink gin? only out of a pint glass
And with a straw?
I do a nice line in hip flasks shame there always fecking rusty"
Oi they are Tesco finest stainless fecking steel ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not happy "
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you "
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title "
We need a witch ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title
We need a witch "
I feel a flounce coming on ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title
We need a witch " oi theres only one witch and it aint pink
pink is baroness hardon |
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"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title
We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink
pink is baroness hardon"
I don’t have a tinky winky ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title
We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink
pink is baroness hardon
I don’t have a tinky winky " the baron does tho![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title
We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink
pink is baroness hardon
I don’t have a tinky winky the baron does tho "
This is sounding much better ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
It has come to my attention where you really were last night mistress |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Boo |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Boo" you could play the nawty leprechauns |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title
We need a witch
I feel a flounce coming on "
Another one ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title
We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink
pink is baroness hardon"
So who's the fecking witch then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boooooooom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title
We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink
pink is baroness hardon
I don’t have a tinky winky "
Thank feck for that...too much of that going on here ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title
We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink
pink is baroness hardon
I don’t have a tinky winky the baron does tho "
As do I ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title
We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink
pink is baroness hardon
So who's the fecking witch then?"
I thought she was dead ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns "
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title
We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink
pink is baroness hardon
I don’t have a tinky winky the baron does tho
This is sounding much better "
Oi I'll grass you to swing ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has come to my attention where you really were last night mistress"
Oh yeah...I'm listening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Boo"
I can arrange that for you ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns "
Nah I'll think up something for them and cosmos can help ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boooooooom"
So the rumours of your demise were wrong then.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title
We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink
pink is baroness hardon
So who's the fecking witch then?
I thought she was dead "
No comment ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage! "
I love heels ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"It has come to my attention where you really were last night mistress
Oh yeah...I'm listening" You were at the palladium performing in front of wills and kate |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title
We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink
pink is baroness hardon
So who's the fecking witch then?
I thought she was dead
No comment " Thats a fecking first |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels "
A killer necessity![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity " oooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It has come to my attention where you really were last night mistress
Oh yeah...I'm listeningYou were at the palladium performing in front of wills and kate"
Nope only ever bin to the Hammersmith Palais ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title
We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink
pink is baroness hardon
So who's the fecking witch then?
I thought she was dead
No comment Thats a fecking first"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not happy
If your watching that fecking show on bbc1 ...I get you
Nope why is Babs the fairy godmother? I want a title
We need a witch oi theres only one witch and it aint pink
pink is baroness hardon
So who's the fecking witch then?
I thought she was dead
No comment Thats a fecking first"
Me tongue got stuck in that fecking big dent in me cheek ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity oooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry "
There was a brief struggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity "
Original killer Queen here ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity oooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry "
![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity oooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry
" just remember who is widow twangy ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity oooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry
just remember who is widow twangy "
There will be no living with Foo now! Hes got great pins though |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity
Original killer Queen here "
A right old B![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity oooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry
just remember who is widow twangy "
Not fecking me ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity oooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry
just remember who is widow twangy
There will be no living with Foo now! Hes got great pins though "
Just got em out for you ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity
Original killer Queen here
A right old B "
Oi what's the fecking b stand for ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
C'est moi Boudoir |
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity
Original killer Queen here
A right old B
Oi what's the fecking b stand for "
Thought you meant me oooops was saying I'm a right old capital B
Great pins too![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity oooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry
just remember who is widow twangy
Not fecking me " yep |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity
Original killer Queen here
A right old B
Oi what's the fecking b stand for
Thought you meant me oooops was saying I'm a right old capital B
Great pins too " now her head will swell already had to widen the doors for her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity
Original killer Queen here
A right old B
Oi what's the fecking b stand for
Thought you meant me oooops was saying I'm a right old capital B
Great pins too "
Oh ok then ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity oooooo a murder in widow twangys laundry
just remember who is widow twangy
Not fecking me yep"
Feck that...do these look like the legs of a fecking old widow ffs ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"No camel's, damn
Officially taking the hump and this was the closest to my search for panto porn
Madame Booyou could play the nawty leprechauns
Not taking off my heels as I nearly qualify for leprechaun status and Foo would just take advantage!
I love heels
A killer necessity
Original killer Queen here
A right old B
Oi what's the fecking b stand for
Thought you meant me oooops was saying I'm a right old capital B
Great pins too now her head will swell already had to widen the doors for her" ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. "
Voddy...Bar the fecker ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. " Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches.
Voddy...Bar the fecker " i did jump over the bar and get her a drink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches.
Voddy...Bar the fecker i did jump over the bar and get her a drink"
Gin please. Go easy on the tonic ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx"
SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches.
Voddy...Bar the fecker i did jump over the bar and get her a drink
Gin please. Go easy on the tonic " pint of gin coming up ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx
SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers "
I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.
Don’t push it. I’m on gin ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx
SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers " why rachels me mate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx
SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers why rachels me mate"
we go way back. Fook off leave us alone bully bird. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx
SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers
I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.
Don’t push it. I’m on gin "
Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx
SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers why rachels me mate"
Just watch out for the tinkywinky ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx
SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers
I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.
Don’t push it. I’m on gin
Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh"
Have you had a few too many? ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx
SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers why rachels me mate
we go way back. Fook off leave us alone bully bird. "
Oi I'm just a gadgy with decent pins...not a fecking bird ffs ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx
SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers
I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.
Don’t push it. I’m on gin
Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh
Have you had a few too many? "
Fecking latte's
Caffeine gets me high now ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx
SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers
I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.
Don’t push it. I’m on gin
Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh
Have you had a few too many?
Fecking latte's
Caffeine gets me high now ffs"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx
SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers
I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.
Don’t push it. I’m on gin
Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh
Have you had a few too many?
Fecking latte's
Caffeine gets me high now ffs
"
But I do have a odd shandy ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx
SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers
I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.
Don’t push it. I’m on gin
Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh
Have you had a few too many?
Fecking latte's
Caffeine gets me high now ffs
But I do have a odd shandy " very odd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx
SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers
I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.
Don’t push it. I’m on gin
Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh
Have you had a few too many?
Fecking latte's
Caffeine gets me high now ffs
But I do have a odd shandy very odd"
Oi I forgot...fecking cosmos can open beer bottles without a fecking bottle opener...she's like wonder women ![](/icons/s/2/lovestruck.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or even woman ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx
SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers
I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.
Don’t push it. I’m on gin
Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh
Have you had a few too many?
Fecking latte's
Caffeine gets me high now ffs
But I do have a odd shandy very odd
Oi I forgot...fecking cosmos can open beer bottles without a fecking bottle opener...she's like wonder women "
Chipped one of my teeth doing that thirty years ago.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rachael twirls into another thread..
She spins.
She twirls.
Once agin she falls on her peachy little ass..
Damnit.
Bar. Get me a drink bitches. Rushes over to help rachel up and dust her down pours a large vodka xx
SAMISS...Bar the two of the feckers
I’ve spent more time on the step than you’ve enjoyed it roved up ya.
Don’t push it. I’m on gin
Let's start at the very be gin in. Doh
Have you had a few too many?
Fecking latte's
Caffeine gets me high now ffs
But I do have a odd shandy very odd
Oi I forgot...fecking cosmos can open beer bottles without a fecking bottle opener...she's like wonder women
Chipped one of my teeth doing that thirty years ago.
"
Didn't use her teeth....and before you say it no other body openings ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oi _oddy...your on the forum legends as fecked off ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command! ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Oi _oddy...your on the forum legends as fecked off " that made me chuckle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command! "
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic" piss head hope theres no truckers around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi _oddy...your on the forum legends as fecked off that made me chuckle"
That Rachael (furum bike) has fucked off too. ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi _oddy...your on the forum legends as fecked off that made me chuckle
That Rachael (furum bike) has fucked off too. "
You pissed.. and forgot your name? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"Oi _oddy...your on the forum legends as fecked off that made me chuckle
That Rachael (furum bike) has fucked off too. " fecking hope not i love her and her penquin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hicpiss head hope theres no truckers around"
Eh ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic
Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin"
Feckers never give booze away when I was on the drink ffs |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hicpiss head hope theres no truckers around
Eh " you last night at the services ruddy truckers thought you was a hooker told you its all over twitter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi _oddy...your on the forum legends as fecked off that made me chuckle
That Rachael (furum bike) has fucked off too. fecking hope not i love her and her penquin"
You’re not allowed to love penguins on this site. You need the dark net for that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hicpiss head hope theres no truckers around
Eh you last night at the services ruddy truckers thought you was a hooker told you its all over twitter"
Feck off you mad cow ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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By *amiss OP Couple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic
Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as well
I've been giving them some of the millicano I bought yesterday "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic
Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin
That’s a frickin big budget food bank. "
Fecking southerners get it all on a fecking plate ffs ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic
Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin
That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you"
Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic
Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin
That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you
Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now
You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them
Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here. "
Which part of the North you from? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic
Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin
That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you
Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now
You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them
Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here.
Which part of the North you from?"
Sheffield. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic
Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin
That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you
Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now
You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them
Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here.
Which part of the North you from?
Sheffield. "
Feck me that's down south to me ![](/icons/s/razz.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic
Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin
That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you
Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now
You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them
Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here.
Which part of the North you from?
Sheffield.
Feck me that's down south to me "
About twenty miles. ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic
Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin
That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you
Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now
You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them
Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here.
Which part of the North you from?
Sheffield.
Feck me that's down south to me " bottom of your stairs is down south to you |
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"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic
Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin
That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you
Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now
You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them
Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here.
Which part of the North you from?
Sheffield.
Feck me that's down south to me bottom of your stairs is down south to you"
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"God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic
Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin
That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you
Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now
You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them
Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here.
Which part of the North you from?
Sheffield.
Feck me that's down south to me
About twenty miles. "
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" "God what's happening in here. I go off to watch a serious program and everyone's hitting the gin bottle! Mistress you've lost command!
I know even got me on the fecking shandy's. hic
Where did all the 'extras' come from....we've only got a small budget and the canteen budget is completely gone, with all your la di da fecking lattes Have a cat's bum as welli had to go to the food bank for rachaels gin
That’s a frickin big budget food bank. only the best for you
Aw fanks. Us northerners are greedy feckers but your southern now
You don’t become French by living there. nah dont like them
Lol. My point is I haven’t become a southerner by living here.
Which part of the North you from?
Sheffield.
Feck me that's down south to me "
bottom of your stairs is down south to you "
Feck off two pairs of stockings makes me dizzy
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