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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m just in, have bypassed the kettle and gone straight for the gin. I have olives with chilli and garlic too  "
Room for a little one? I'll bring more gin  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight 
What you having?would your cake go with vodka and "
Sod the cake, we'll order a curry once we're shitfaced |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a slice after I've demolished these chicken balls please gorgeous
Save one for me petal
Come share...there's always too many! "
You're good to me you pretty little strumpet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m just in, have bypassed the kettle and gone straight for the gin. I have olives with chilli and garlic too
Room for a little one? I'll bring more gin
Come on over! "
Oh good, I'm already on my way |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"Why don’t we all share a gin with _s_mac first then have a slice of lemon drizzle?  "
I make a great lemon drizzle, if I do say so myself, I can have one made by the time you both get here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why don’t we all share a gin with _s_mac first then have a slice of lemon drizzle?
I make a great lemon drizzle, if I do say so myself, I can have one made by the time you both get here "
You had me at gin! Now I know you bake I'm a little in love with you too |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Why don’t we all share a gin with _s_mac first then have a slice of lemon drizzle?
I make a great lemon drizzle, if I do say so myself, I can have one made by the time you both get here "
And you could maybe bring one to the social next week?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just home. I can feel a migraine trying to poke it's way through my frontal lobes. Earl Grey it is for me. "
Oh no! You poor thing! Booby hugs for you |
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"Just home. I can feel a migraine trying to poke it's way through my frontal lobes. Earl Grey it is for me.
Oh no! You poor thing! Booby hugs for you "
I cannot overstate the incredible therapeutic benefit of boobs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't like cake. Can I have tea and snuggles instead please? "
Dont like cake?! Its a good job you're a proper sort
Snuggles a plenty for you tonight you poorly princess x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just home. I can feel a migraine trying to poke it's way through my frontal lobes. Earl Grey it is for me.
Oh no! You poor thing! Booby hugs for you
I cannot overstate the incredible therapeutic benefit of boobs. "
Boobs make everything better, its a fact! |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"Why don’t we all share a gin with _s_mac first then have a slice of lemon drizzle?
I make a great lemon drizzle, if I do say so myself, I can have one made by the time you both get here
And you could maybe bring one to the social next week? "
I will see what I can do  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long "
I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey Pollyanna
I have lemon and poppy seed cake and decaf coffee pods so I can drink it around the clock now without looking like a Tasmanian devil
Happy to share
Madame Boo"
That sounds amazing!! You're very kind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not sure if I should open the gin or brandy tonight.
Brandy...bring me one?
Would madam like that neat or with a mixer.
Coke please!
Of course madam. Ice?"
Please |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long
I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me "
As it's you how many would you like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight
What you having?"
I’m having some lemon drizzle cake, please!
Wanna share Pol?
And a serving of cyanide for the gossiping bitchhood I’m in a treat people how they treat me mood. Bring it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight
What you having?
I’m having some lemon drizzle cake, please!
Wanna share Pol?
And a serving of cyanide for the gossiping bitchhood I’m in a treat people how they treat me mood. Bring it. "
You look hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight
What you having?
I’m having some lemon drizzle cake, please!
Wanna share Pol?
And a serving of cyanide for the gossiping bitchhood I’m in a treat people how they treat me mood. Bring it.
You look hot"
Thank you. I’m angry. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long
I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me
As it's you how many would you like "
Just the one, I shan't be greedy
Thank you lovely |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long
I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me
As it's you how many would you like
Just the one, I shan't be greedy
Thank you lovely "
I'll make you a dozen or two you can save the ones you don't rat tonight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight
What you having?
I’m having some lemon drizzle cake, please!
Wanna share Pol?
And a serving of cyanide for the gossiping bitchhood I’m in a treat people how they treat me mood. Bring it. "
Ooh I'll share some cake thanks gorgeous!
And I'm worried for whoever crossed you, rookies |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long
I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me
As it's you how many would you like
Just the one, I shan't be greedy
Thank you lovely
I'll make you a dozen or two you can save the ones you don't eat tonight "
I thank you kindly, my waistline does not but she's just narky coz shes hungry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight
What you having?
I’m having some lemon drizzle cake, please!
Wanna share Pol?
And a serving of cyanide for the gossiping bitchhood I’m in a treat people how they treat me mood. Bring it.
Ooh I'll share some cake thanks gorgeous!
And I'm worried for whoever crossed you, rookies "
It’s really lush and moist! Hands you some..
It’s a projection of themselves. It matters no more, just disappointed as it was someone I had respected, but actually doesn’t follow their own preaching. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No biscuits?
No cake?
I’m shocked and disgusted!! Want a custard cream?
I may have saved one for you
I’ll swap a nibble on yours, for a nibble on mine "
I take a big bite, be warned |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight
What you having?
I’m having some lemon drizzle cake, please!
Wanna share Pol?
And a serving of cyanide for the gossiping bitchhood I’m in a treat people how they treat me mood. Bring it.
Ooh I'll share some cake thanks gorgeous!
And I'm worried for whoever crossed you, rookies
It’s really lush and moist! Hands you some..
It’s a projection of themselves. It matters no more, just disappointed as it was someone I had respected, but actually doesn’t follow their own preaching. "
Tell me all about it while I feed you cake, pour you wine and stroke your hair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im out of biscuits but I've got cake tonight
What you having?
I’m having some lemon drizzle cake, please!
Wanna share Pol?
And a serving of cyanide for the gossiping bitchhood I’m in a treat people how they treat me mood. Bring it.
Ooh I'll share some cake thanks gorgeous!
And I'm worried for whoever crossed you, rookies
It’s really lush and moist! Hands you some..
It’s a projection of themselves. It matters no more, just disappointed as it was someone I had respected, but actually doesn’t follow their own preaching.
Tell me all about it while I feed you cake, pour you wine and stroke your hair "
Thank you. *snuggles in* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!
I'll pop it round....
Doors open
I'm on my way"
Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Im baking a birthday cake can make more if people want cake or I could knock up a hobnob type biscuit won't take long
I cant speak for everyone else but its a yes please from me
As it's you how many would you like
Just the one, I shan't be greedy
Thank you lovely
I'll make you a dozen or two you can save the ones you don't eat tonight
I thank you kindly, my waistline does not but she's just narky coz shes hungry "
I'll post them to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!
I'll pop it round....
Doors open
I'm on my way
Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread "
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!
I'll pop it round....
Doors open
I'm on my way
Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread "
OMG....don't go pinching Kinkys thread, thats her little obsession, sorry I mean baby. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!
I'll pop it round....
Doors open
I'm on my way
Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread
OMG....don't go pinching Kinkys thread, thats her little obsession, sorry I mean baby."
No way, no pinching here!  |
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!
I'll pop it round....
Doors open
I'm on my way
Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread
OMG....don't go pinching Kinkys thread, thats her little obsession, sorry I mean baby.
No way, no pinching here! "
*pinches Pollyanna gently and passes her a digestive* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!
I'll pop it round....
Doors open
I'm on my way
Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread
OMG....don't go pinching Kinkys thread, thats her little obsession, sorry I mean baby.
No way, no pinching here!
*pinches Pollyanna gently and passes her a digestive* "
Pinches me where? |
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!
I'll pop it round....
Doors open
I'm on my way
Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread
OMG....don't go pinching Kinkys thread, thats her little obsession, sorry I mean baby.
No way, no pinching here!
*pinches Pollyanna gently and passes her a digestive*
Pinches me where? "
The gentleman in me says on the arm but the devil in me says your profile pic  |
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"Disco biscuits
If that means the same in Manchester as it does in Liverpool then im afraid theres none of them here "
non here either however I went to aldi and they actually sold disco biscuits it cracked me up. Now called groovy biscuits hahaha ace x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!
I'll pop it round....
Doors open
I'm on my way
Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread
OMG....don't go pinching Kinkys thread, thats her little obsession, sorry I mean baby.
No way, no pinching here!
*pinches Pollyanna gently and passes her a digestive*
Pinches me where?
The gentleman in me says on the arm but the devil in me says your profile pic "
That ass needs more than a pinch! Grab a handful |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Disco biscuits
If that means the same in Manchester as it does in Liverpool then im afraid theres none of them here non here either however I went to aldi and they actually sold disco biscuits it cracked me up. Now called groovy biscuits hahaha ace x"
No way?? Thats hilarious |
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"Can I have a hot water bottle please....I'm fooking freezing!!!
I'll pop it round....
Doors open
I'm on my way
Do we have a match? Oh wait, wrong thread
OMG....don't go pinching Kinkys thread, thats her little obsession, sorry I mean baby.
No way, no pinching here!
*pinches Pollyanna gently and passes her a digestive*
Pinches me where?
The gentleman in me says on the arm but the devil in me says your profile pic
That ass needs more than a pinch! Grab a handful "
Oh If you insist |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Swear on my life. I wonder why they changed to groovy? ? They even had smarties on hahaha true story x"
Too many bag heads trying get off their barnets in aisle 3 perhaps |
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"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up "
Wispa hot chocolate?? Is this real??
Ive just died and gone to chocolate heaven |
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"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up
Wispa hot chocolate?? Is this real??
Ive just died and gone to chocolate heaven "
You can get quite a few chocolate baby brands as hot chocolate drinks |
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"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up
Wispa hot chocolate?? Is this real??
Ive just died and gone to chocolate heaven
You can get quite a few chocolate baby brands as hot chocolate drinks "
Im already in bed  bring me one? |
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"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up
Wispa hot chocolate?? Is this real??
Ive just died and gone to chocolate heaven
You can get quite a few chocolate baby brands as hot chocolate drinks
Im already in bed bring me one? "
To the ends of the earth my lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up
Wispa hot chocolate?? Is this real??
Ive just died and gone to chocolate heaven "
Comes in sachets, 4 for £1 in Morrisons. It's just like a liquid Whispa. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up
Wispa hot chocolate?? Is this real??
Ive just died and gone to chocolate heaven
Comes in sachets, 4 for £1 in Morrisons. It's just like a liquid Whispa. "
Im off there in the morning! Thanks for the tip |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A Whispa hot chocolate and some 72% dark chocolate. I'm in bed with a headache and I'm cold. The heating has just been turned up
Wispa hot chocolate?? Is this real??
Ive just died and gone to chocolate heaven
Comes in sachets, 4 for £1 in Morrisons. It's just like a liquid Whispa.
Im off there in the morning! Thanks for the tip "
You're welcome |
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